Chapter 2791 (‖ω) Are you all fools?
A month passed quickly in the blink of an eye. During this month, Zhang Chulan and Feng Baobao reconciled and worked hard together for a month to improve themselves and prepare for the upcoming 'Luotian Dajiao'.
In addition to making preparations, they also gained a lot.
For example, after a month of practice, Zhang Chulan was surprised to find that the so-called 'Old Farmer's Skill' given to him by Feng Baobao was probably the 'Qi' skill, one of the legendary Eight Wonders left to him by his grandfather.
Body source flow'?
Although, Feng Baobao is not sure about this and has never practiced it, but Zhang Chulan thinks so.
Or, at least, he thought that was a strong possibility?
But whether it was yes or no, Zhang Chulan himself didn't dare to be sure, nor did he dare to tell outsiders.
Feng Baobao herself was even more unsure. After all, she had never practiced at all, and since Zhang Xilin asked her to hand it over on the spot, she handed it over. The idea of ​​practicing secretly was not within her scope at all.
In fact, she didn't even practice her own skills seriously at all!
Because, most of the time, she was just in a daze, and then the Qi in her body would run and circulate on its own, and then, naturally, she would gradually become stronger.
If someone else dared to do this, it would definitely not work, and they would probably be ruined for the rest of their lives.
But she is different. She has lived long enough. Putting aside everything else, just from the Jiashen year of 1944 to the present, she has already killed two generations of Xu San and Xu Si's family. If
If there are no accidents, there will be no problem at all in surviving Xu San, Xu Si, and their unborn grandson!
Therefore, even if she never deliberately practices, she, Feng Baobao, can currently defeat most of the most powerful aliens in the world, or at least defeat some of the top people of the new generation in the world. There is absolutely no problem at all.
nature!
None of the above matters now!
Because, in the blink of an eye, the one-month deadline has come, and now, Zhang Chulan and the others are preparing to set off to Longhu Mountain to participate in the ‘Luotian Dajiao’ that he has been looking forward to and worried about for a long time!
Zhang Chulan didn't have anything to say about the grand event. After getting the news, he had been preparing for a long time. He immediately took his few luggage and set off in the car with Xu San, Xu Si and Sister Baoer who came to the door.
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But the result...
"Hi--!"
(^o^)/
"Here!"
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"Come on!"
(/^▽^)/
At the airport, Zhang Chulan, who had just arrived in the waiting room, immediately caught sight of a certain troubled little girl who she had not seen for nearly a month. She was waving at a seat in front of a certain seat for four people to pass.
It was his Anne Bennie whom he always called the 'Great Immortal'!
"Why did you come here?"
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"Didn't you call them to come and meet us?"
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"I've been waiting here for a long time!"
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When the four of them approached, Annie, who had eaten countless packets of spicy strips, jumped up on the seat in dissatisfaction and stood on top and asked the four of them angrily.
"ha!"
"You came early."
Xu Si said nonchalantly while holding a cigarette in his mouth.
"!!"
Then, when he saw a duty officer not far away walking towards him with an unkind expression, and then looked at the 'No Smoking' sign not far away, he quickly put out the cigarette butt and threw it into the trash can.
inside.
"Isn't there time on the ticket?"
"We thought you would come as soon as possible..."
"Is such that!"
"After we call you, we have to pick up Zhang Chulan first, and then we can turn back to the airport. This trip will take a lot of time."
"It's not like you. Your villa community is less than half an hour's drive from here, but we drove more than two hours to get there."
Xu San, on the other hand, breathed a sigh of relief and explained patiently.
"OK OK!"
"Now the three contestants are here, Bao Bao, Annie and Chu Lan..."
“Get ready to go through security and get on the plane!”
"Remember, the three of you must look after each other and tide over the difficulties together!"
Xu Si, however, was a little impatient and directly waved his hands to signal everyone to stop being polite and say what they had to say slowly on the plane.
After all, the journey lasts for several hours. Now that the passengers are starting to board the plane, they can wait until they get on the plane to chat slowly.
"What?"
"What did you mean just now?"
At this time, Zhang Chulan, who had been practicing hard in the past month and even missed a lot of classes for this, and had never done any homework assigned by the professors, seemed to have heard an astonishing fact for the first time.
, so he exclaimed and asked regardless:
"Both Annie and Sister Baoer are going to participate?"
"Were they invited too?"
"Didn't you say that only a few talents are invited to participate in the selection?"
"Is this a mistake?"
If that's the case, Zhang Chulan feels that he can give up early, because whether it is Sister Bao'er or Annie, he is no match!
And since you definitely can't win, why not give up in advance now, and then run to refund your tickets now, maybe you can still make a small profit?
"That's right!"
"Because the rules have been temporarily changed!"
"The current rule is that 'all strangers under the age of thirty can participate in the selection', as long as they arrive at Longhu Mountain before the selection starts!"
Seeing the startled Zhang Chulan, Xu Si pushed up his glasses, and then casually began to explain the new rule that they had never had time to explain to Zhang Chulan, and there was no need to explain it at all.
"But Chu Lan, don't worry!"
"Neither Bao'er nor Annie will compete with you for the championship. On the contrary, they will act as your scavengers and help you deal with some difficult opponents."
"When the time comes to reach the finals, no matter which one of them you face, they will immediately admit defeat, or deliberately admit defeat. In short, they will definitely not compete with you for the position of Tianshi!"
After saying that, Xu San smiled proudly.
Originally, before the rules were changed, he was a little worried about Zhang Chulan's three-legged cat's kung fu, fearing that the other party would capsize due to lack of experience, but now, the organizing committee unexpectedly changed the rules temporarily, allowing aliens under the age of thirty to
If everyone can participate, then they will have a lot of room to operate.
After all, given Bao'er's strength, she doesn't even pay attention to Zhang Lingyu, the high-achiever of Longhu Mountain. Once she takes part in the competition, the balance of victory and defeat will definitely tilt towards their company.
And as for Anne, let alone that!
Xu San believes that as long as she takes it seriously, he thinks that even if he, Xu San, Baoer, Zhang Chulan and Xu Si come together, they will probably be beaten into pieces by her?
Therefore, now he naturally has nothing to worry about the Luotian Dajiao, and he and Xu Si agree that Zhang Chulan has a high chance of winning the position of Tianshi.
"really!"
"Chu Lan!"
"With Annie and the baby taking you flying, don't worry, it's safe, we will definitely win!"
"Ha ha!"
The same goes for Xu Si, who looks confident like Xu San.
"no way!"
Xu Si added again:
"Who asked Longhushan to temporarily change the rules?"
"Anyone under the age of 30 can participate, and Annie is only eight years old, so she fully meets the conditions!"
As for whether it would be bad for children to participate in the competition, he didn't take it to heart at all.
Anyway, as long as the rules are not violated, it will be fine. After all, Longhushan has not set a lower age limit, so it is no wonder that they find a 'younger' foreign aid.
"So this is ah!"
Hearing that this was what happened, Zhang Chulan gradually felt relieved.
"But……"
But soon, Zhang Chulan thought of a key point of the problem and asked hurriedly:
"Sister Bao'er is more than thirty years old, right?"
"Is it really okay?"
As far as he knew, his sister Bao'er was already this old in 1944, and now, the original Gou Wa Zi, the father of Xu San and Xu Si, and Xu Xiang have died of old age, so what if
Doesn’t it mean that Sister Baoer is at least over a hundred years old, or even more?
And now, if a person over a hundred years old is allowed to participate in the competition, is there any way that Longhushan can detect it, accuse them of cheating, and directly eliminate all of them from the competition?
"whispering sound!"
"The baby's ID card says eighteen years old, which is a little younger than you. This has been certified by the national government affairs platform. I guarantee there will be no problem!"
As if he had expected Zhang Chulan to ask this question, Xu Si quickly waved his hands and spoke calmly and disdainfully.
"besides!"
"Boy, only we people know about the baby. Don't talk about it all day long!"
"If anything goes wrong, I'll kill you first!"
Then he did not forget to glare at Zhang Chulan and warned him fiercely, telling him not to make casual remarks about Feng Baobao's age and immortality.
After all, that is immortality, and possibly eternal life!
If that thing spreads, let alone strangers like them, even the world of ordinary people will definitely go crazy!
Especially those high-ranking officials. Xu Si knew those people very well. Once those people knew that there was really a way to live forever, and in order to snatch the baby, those guys directly ordered the destruction of the alien world.
Don’t find it strange!
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"I, I didn't spread the rumors!"
"Isn't this just a casual question..."
Upon seeing this and seeing Xu Si's fierce look, Zhang Chulan, who realized the seriousness of the problem, first subconsciously shrank his neck, but after thinking about it, he still said something like this.
"but……"
"Now that I hear what you say..."
"Sister Bao'er, forget it, but if Annie can also help me..."
"Tsk!"
"You're so good, why do I always feel like I'm invincible? I could just lie down!"
"Others have no chance of winning!"
Zhang Chulan, who knew how powerful Sister Baoer was, got to know her day and night and often sparred with her, and had seen her fight several times. He thought he roughly knew where Sister Baoer's upper limit was, but as for the Great Immortal Anne,
, he didn’t know how to evaluate it.
Anyway, he only knows that although Sister Baoer is indeed very strong, Immortal Anne can defeat at least ten Sisters Baoer!
"Want to lie down?"
"You want to eat shit!"
Unfortunately, Xu Si directly sneered and ruthlessly shattered some of Zhang Chulan's thoughts.
"I don't know what the specific rules are yet. If there is a stage where different players need to pass the level on their own, if you don't work hard, you may not even have a chance to ask them to help you!"
"So kid, you'd better put away those petty thoughts that you shouldn't have!"
"Only by going all out and with the help of Annie and the baby can you win."
"And if you really think you can win by lying flat without doing anything, then you might as well not go."
"Do you really think that other players are fools, and you are the only one who knows how to form cliques and find helpers, and that all those big family sects that have been passed down for hundreds and thousands of years are just doing nothing?"
"whispering sound!"
After saying that, seeing Zhang Chulan's face already full of resentment and embarrassment, Xu Si, who knew it was hard to hit him too hard, turned his head away disdainfully, not planning to criticize him too much.
"Okay, just stop saying a few words!"
Fortunately, Xu San started to smooth things over at this time. He directly greeted everyone to go through the security check and get on the plane. Fortunately, Zhang Chulan alleviated a lot of embarrassment and did not let Xu Si continue to lecture.
"Walk!"
"Get ready for security check!"
However……
Just when they thought they would be able to complete the security check and board the plane to Longhu Mountain soon, an accident happened again.
Beep--!
Beep——!
As a series of sharp alarms sounded at the security gate, Feng Baobao, who had no expression on his face, cooperated and took out two sharp and bladed knives from his body while the security inspectors and police looked on as if they were facing a formidable enemy.
After looking at the long 'murder weapon', which clearly had more than a simple purpose, she was decisively surrounded by security and police officers.
After all, as a girl, she was dressed sloppily, and she also carried a thicker and sharper blade than an ordinary dagger or even a watermelon knife to get on the plane. This situation was obviously enough for duty.
The security and police officers wrote a large report.
Therefore, now Feng Baobao is not as simple as being refused boarding.
Anyway, next, she will be taken away directly and interrogated, etc. A set of procedures will definitely be indispensable. And if she says something that she shouldn't say during this period and causes a misunderstanding, she may have to go to jail for a period of time.
meal?
"hiss--"
"It's so heavy and it's still bladed. What on earth do you want to do?"
"Come! Come! Come!"
"Come with us!"
So, under the hostage of two police officers, Feng Baobao was led innocently towards the security room.
"Xu San!"
"Xu Si——!"
"Remember to catch me——"
And Feng Baobao seemed to have been accustomed to this for a long time, so much so that when he was taken away, he skillfully turned to Xu San and Xu Si for help immediately.
"Damn it!"
"I was just talking and forgot to check her first..."
Seeing this, Xu Si slapped his forehead directly, and his face was full of annoyance.
"..."
"..."
Xu San and Zhang Chulan stood stunned, unable to do anything for a moment.
"What a fool!"
(ノ△.)
Seeing that Sister Baoer didn't hide anything well, Annie couldn't help but cover her forehead, and couldn't bear to look at her.
You know, in the space pocket of her leader Anne, not to mention knives and other metal weapons, she also has a lot of various arms, ammunition, Gundams and even nuclear bombs and fusion bombs, which will blow up one or two earths anyway.
There was no problem at all, but she was completely fine after passing the security check, and those boring instruments couldn't find anything wrong!
But that stupid guy was good. He could cause trouble even if he hid two small knives, and she didn't even know what to say to him.
"You still watch?"
o(*｀ー)o
"Why don't you hurry over and ask them to let him go?"
(^)
Then, when she saw that Xu San and Xu Si were unmoved and allowed that idiot to be captured by the two policemen, Anne felt a little unhappy and directly yelled at the two men.
She knew that the company of those two guys seemed to be a national unit in this world, with many privileges, just like the Bear Shield Bureau in her other world. They must have used their privileges to order people to be released, even with knives.
There must be no problem getting on the plane?
Therefore, she was of course very dissatisfied with those two people's indifference and waste of time.
"Let's just go there and let them go?"
"this……"
"You think too much."
"We don't have the power to directly order them to release people. After all, we are really just a courier company in name..."
Shaking his head, Xu San smiled bitterly and continued to watch, and allowed the helpless Feng Baobao to be dragged away by the two police officers.
"yes!"
"The most we can do is make a phone call and ask a special department that is in contact with us to contact their unit, and then ask their unit to release the person."
"As for coming forward directly, that is absolutely impossible!"
Xu Si also sighed and shook his head, and then took out the cigarette, but considering that it seemed impossible to smoke it here, he had to put it away regretfully.
"Then quickly call and shake people up!"
(`^)
"The plane is leaving!"
(﹏,)
Annie didn't care about that. Anyway, she only knew that boarding was starting now. The plane was expected to take off in ten minutes. If they didn't hurry up, it would really be too late.
"Okay, okay!"
"I'll fight now!"
As he said that, knowing that the situation was urgent, Xu Si took out his cell phone without further ado, and then really started shaking people. As for who he was calling, it was unknown.
"It's too late. Some departments are not as efficient as you think. I don't think it can be done without a few hours?"
"Let's book another flight!"
With that said, before Xu Si finished the call and explained the situation clearly, Xu San smiled bitterly and motioned for Annie and Zhang Chulan to go out and prepare to go to the waiting room to wait and rebook tickets.
"What?"
(ω‖)
"I've been waiting for you for almost two hours, and now it's finally time to board the plane, but you said you want to rebook your ticket?"
(ω)
"Are you all idiots? Are your special units so useless?!"
(‖ω)
For the first time, Anne refreshed her impression of those two people.
Originally, she thought that the two of them were very efficient and reliable, but now it seems that it is not what she thought.
"Ha ha!"
"There is nothing we can do. Our company is just one of many units. Although it has very high authority, many things must be done in accordance with procedures."
"Let's go!"
"Let's wait outside."
"Someone will come to deal with it later. It will probably take at least an hour?"
"rest assured!"
"Bao'er is fine. This is not the first time she has encountered this kind of situation."
So, before Annie could continue to yell and say something that shouldn't be said, Xu Si, who finished the phone call and explained the situation, quickly motioned for everyone to leave the ticket gate and go to the waiting room outside to find a place to take his time.
wait.
"or……"
"Should I refund the check?"
At this time, when Zhang Chulan saw that his sister Bao'er really couldn't come back in a short time, he suddenly thought of something and hurriedly grabbed everyone's tickets and IDs, and then diligently prepared to go to the manual ticket booth.
Handle refund matters.
You know, the air tickets for five people is a lot of money, which is huge for a student party like him. Now that he has the opportunity to embezzle public funds, he will definitely not miss it.
of.
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|ω`)Where is the monthly ticket?.
Chapter completed!