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Chapter 2286Whats so good about the crooked star peeing!

After saying goodbye to the sage civilization planet that still worshiped Anne extremely after entering the interstellar civilization, the Orville quickly embarked on the long journey of wandering around, reconnaissance and exploration along the borders of the Planetary Alliance.
Ed and the others have made it clear to the godly civilization that comes from another universe and is said to have almost unified the galaxy. They know that the other party will always uphold the awe of the so-called 'god' and promise not to interfere.
The universe of the Orville will soon use advanced technology to hide the entire planet. Even the next 'pilgrimage' that occurs every seven hundred years will not allow people in this universe to easily discover their
A parent star?
Therefore, after conducting a work report with the Planetary Alliance Command, Ed immediately took the Orville and left that magical "double-phase" galaxy.
They had to leave.
After all, as long as every eleven days pass, the other party's technology will lead the Planetary Alliance by a full seven hundred years. The huge gap and terrifying speed are beyond the imagination of Ed and others. If they continue to stay
, if they stay for half a year or a year, God knows what they will face by then.
Moreover, I'm afraid it's really uncertain who will study whom.
As for the so-called "god object" given to the other party by a bad little girl, even after many days of questioning and insinuations, Ed, Kelly and others still don't know what it is.
Anyway, they just know that the bad little girl once inadvertently showed off and revealed that it was just a 'glass ball'?
Of course, neither Captain Ed nor First Officer Kelly or anyone else chose to believe that outrageous statement.
They are not stupid!
After all, no matter how exquisite a 'glass ball' is, it can only deceive the primitive people of the Bronze Age or the feudal monarchs of the Middle Ages and those ignorant people.
A civilization with the same level of technology as the Planetary Alliance can never be deceived again!
But what is outrageous is that the actual situation is exactly the opposite?
Therefore, although Ed, Kelly and others were very, very curious about what it was, they still could not get any more clues or information from Annie.
Anyway!
They could never imagine what kind of 'glass ball' could make a civilization whose technology was no less advanced than their 'Covenant' firmly believe that Annie was a 'god', and also promised that they would never change their ambitions.
They believe in her, and they regard the 'horoscope' that occurs every seven hundred years as a day of 'pilgrimage' for that race?
Fortunately, no matter what it was, that incident is over.
Now the Orville has completed the study of the magical 'double-phase' galaxy and collected enough astronomical data, so they have now left there and are heading towards Mockles at a speed of ten light years per hour.
The planet flies away.
That’s right!
It was the planet of Mokles, the home planet of the Moklan people, Second Mate Petrus, and the one where the last time First Mate Kelly and others brazenly went to court to file a lawsuit over the gender of a baby hatched from a certain egg.
A poor place that lost miserably.
And this time, the Orville must make another trip to the single-sex planet that once made Captain Ed, First Officer Kelly and others very unhappy within a month.
Of course, they were not going to retaliate against the Moklan people, but had other important matters. As for what it was, Anne didn't know much about it, and she didn't ask much.
Or maybe she didn't take it to heart at all?
Because she is currently in the room of Aunt Claire, the chief medical officer of the Orville, the ship's doctor, watching with the robot Isaac at such a close distance, watching each other severely reprimanding the other at that young age.
But he didn't learn well, and he had to drink alcohol with a group of pig friends and was unlucky enough to be caught by a black guy.
"Marcus!"
"Do you understand the seriousness of the matter?"
"??"
"What does that expression mean?"
"uh-huh?"
Aunt Claire, the ship's doctor, standing in front of the sofa with her arms folded, was glaring condescendingly and angrily at her eldest son Marcus, who was in the rebellious stage and was gradually becoming difficult to discipline, while using an extremely harsh and fierce tone.
Asked loudly.
"What's the big deal?"
"It's just a bottle of vodka. The three of us drank less than one bottle before you discovered it!"
"How serious can that be?"
Marcus obviously didn't realize the seriousness of the problem, and turned around and asked his mother Claire, with an impatient look on his face.
"enough!"
"Marcus!"
"I'll say it again!"
"First of all, now only I can ask you questions, and you can only answer them!"
"have you understood?"
Seeing that his eldest son still dared to resist, of course Claire shouted filial piety in a louder voice.
"yes……"
"I heard!"
Due to his mother's majesty and fierce expression, Marcus had no choice but to look at the robot Isaac next to him and a bad little girl on the other side who was gloating, and then he responded impatiently.
.
"..."
(?ω?)
At this time, Annie, who was lying on a sofa on the other side, had no intention of interrupting and causing trouble.
However, she did not hide the expression of gloating and joy on her face at all. She listened with great interest and kept shaking her calves and feet that were raised back.
That’s right!
Unlike the robot engineer Isaac who came here specifically to study the ethical behavior of human families, she just came to watch the excitement and take pleasure in other people's misfortunes!
Moreover, she kept changing her gaze and blinking her beautiful big green eyes as the two of them talked, looking as if she was enjoying the excitement and not taking it too seriously.
"Secondly!"
"This problem is serious, very serious!"
"It's not just because you drank!"
"You must reflect deeply on this!"
The ship's doctor, Claire, didn't pay attention to the robot Isaac who was standing motionless and wiping at the side, nor did he pay attention to a certain troubled little girl. She just continued to yell loudly and extremely harshly.
"If it weren't for you..."
"?!"
"Thai!"
"Go back to your room."
She had just reached the point of her reprimand, but when she turned around, she found that her youngest son Tai had opened the door and walked in without permission. Claire had to suppress her anger, and then tried her best to face her youngest son with the kindest expression possible.
commanded.
"But!"
"Mother!"
"I also want to see Marcus get scolded..."
It can be seen that Claire's youngest son, Tai, is also a guy with a bone on the back of his head.
When he saw his brother being scolded, he didn't want to be considerate or come to comfort or help to talk. Instead, he blatantly stated that he wanted to watch the fun?
"!
"
Unfortunately, his idea was destined not to be realized.
"go back!"
"immediately!
"
Because, after hearing what he said, the "kind" face of the ship's doctor Claire, who had been trying to pretend to be "kind", instantly turned ferocious and he roared an order again.
"But!"
"Why are Isaac and Anne allowed to watch?"
"That's not fair!"
Rarely, that little kid Tai retorted to his mother with some dissatisfaction.
"I don't want to do it again!"
"Go back to your room!"
"Now!
"
Claire's face completely turned cold and she pointed behind the other person. It wasn't until the other person turned around reluctantly and closed the cabin door that she looked again at the person who still had an impatient look on his face and didn't seem very willing to accept discipline and discipline.
The reprimanded eldest son.
"Marcus!"
"You have let me down too much….."
"It's fine to drink secretly, but!"
"You actually hacked into the food synthesizer. Do you know that you have caused a big disaster?"
Without her younger son in the way, the ship's doctor Claire naturally glared at her eldest son again and continued the original topic.
"That wasn't me!"
"I haven't even touched James's idea!"
"??"
"James?"
"oh!"
"That's your newest best friend, James, right?"
"Yes."
"very good!"
"Then I declare now that you can never play with him again!"
"ah?"
"But! Mom..."
"No buts!"
"I'm sure of this!
"
Then, after asking for some important clues from Marcus, the ship's doctor Claire once again gave orders angrily, saying that he would not let his eldest son Marcus go to fight with those who did not learn well.
The bad boys hang out together.
"Come on!"
"Mother!"
"There are only a few people of the same age on this boat. If I don't play with them, who will I play with?"
Hearing this, the black guy Marcus became anxious.
"Is it possible?"
"You want me to play with her?!"
As he spoke, the black guy Marcus suddenly pointed his finger at a certain troubled little girl who was listening and watching the excitement with interest and said:
"you forgot?"
"The things she did are much more terrible and excessive than James and the others!"
Not to mention anything else, it was okay. When it came to this, Marcus could no longer hide his dissatisfaction and anger, and directly protested loudly and angrily:
"Not long ago, she directly hacked the food synthesizer of the entire spaceship and added devil's chili pepper to everyone's food!"
"besides!"
"She blew up Uncle Yafeit, but it was Tai and I who helped you put it back together!"
"besides!"
"Not long ago, she cut off Uncle Billy's horns and blamed James and the others. If Captain Ed hadn't discovered it in time, they would have been unjustly accused and punished!"
"And more and more!"
"A few days ago, she flushed Yafeite into the toilet and made it disappear for a long time!"
"at last!"
"As you said the day before yesterday, she went to a primitive planet to illegally contact those primitive people and became their god?"
In this way, the black guy Marcus listed one by one what a bad little girl next to him had done or what he knew about.
And compared with those things, he and James hacked a food synthesizer together and took a bottle of vodka to secretly drink or something. Compared with the other party, that level of trouble was really not on the same level.
superior.
"..."
(*ˉ?ˉ*;)
Seeing that the topic was suddenly brought to her, Anne, who was enjoying listening to it, was also a little stunned.
"..."
(lll¬▽¬)
Then, she thought about it seriously and found that everything the other party said seemed to be true and valid. She couldn't find a word to refute it?
And...
The key is that unknowingly, without even knowing it, she found so much fun on this broken spaceship, the Orville?
(…)
(● ̄? ̄●)
"..."
Likewise, the ship's doctor Claire, who was about to say something, was also choked.
Then, she subconsciously looked at a certain troubled little girl, opened her mouth, and finally found that she had nothing to say, and couldn't utter a single word for a long time.
"Dr. Clare."
"I also very much agree with what Marcus just said."
"That's very telling."
Seeing the silence at the scene, I found that no one wanted to say anything, so the robot Isaac continued to echo the conversation without opening or lifting any pot.
"!
"
"Isaac, shut up first!"
Unfortunately, what Isaac didn't understand was that his reasonable speech was angrily and ruthlessly dismissed by the ship's doctor Claire.
"Marcus!"
"Listen carefully, Annie's situation is different from yours!"
"and!"
"You can't just look at Anne's naughty and trouble-making side. She has at least successfully saved the lives of the Orville and all of us several times. Can't you learn from her good side?"
"Didn't you learn an ancient essay last week?"
"How do you say that?"
"'Choose the good ones and follow them, and change the bad ones,' am I right?"
Then, the ship's doctor Claire quickly found the starting point of the problem, and once again scolded his eldest son Marcus, who was not sure how to learn well, in that angry tone.
"But!"
He pursed his lips and thought for a long time. Finally, the black guy Marcus slumped his shoulders helplessly and said with a sad face:
"Mother!"
"We really can't learn from Anne's good side!"
Marcus is telling the truth!
Come to think of it, if nothing else is said, Anne's "one against a hundred" defeated the Quail landing force, piloted a battleship to defeat the Quail destroyer, reduced the planet to ashes while laughing and joking, and forced the terrible Calivans to surrender, plus
Successfully mediating an interstellar war and other things are indeed beyond the capabilities of a young boy like him who is only a teenager.
In fact, let alone him, even Uncle Captain Ed and the others can't do it!
Therefore, his mother Claire really made things difficult for him by asking him to learn his good side from the bad little girl next to him who was gloating over his being scolded.
"ah!"
"I very much agree with this."
"Dr. Claire, according to my calculations, the chance that Marcus and Ty can learn Anne's 'good side' is infinitely close to zero."
"But the 'bad side' is relatively easy to learn?"
"for example……"
"Hacking into the food manufacturing machine and modifying the program..."
"All right."
"I won't speak anymore."
At this time, the robot Isaac spoke again, and before it could finish speaking, when he saw the terrifying look that Doctor Claire cast at it, as if he wanted to eat people, it had no choice but to
Stop in time and shut up.
"Anyway!"
"Marcus!"
"From now on, if you dare to talk back and say anything other than repentance, you will spend the rest of your life in a solitary room!"
"have you understood?"
Having said this, Claire was a little tired.
"alright!"
"Go back to your room and write a review of more than a thousand words!"
"remember!"
"You can't let AI programs do the writing for you, I can see that!"
At the same time, she felt that it was a very stupid idea to reprimand Marcus when there was a negative teaching material beside her to watch the fun. After thinking about it, she simply waved her hand, making the big man who was relieved almost cheered.
My son can get out of here.
"call!"
"Isaac, do you think I'm terrible at educating my children?"
"I feel like I can't restrain Marcus anymore."
"And Tae too..."
"As he grows up, he becomes more and more resistant to my control."
When only he, Annie and the robot Isaac were left in the living room, the ship's doctor Claire slumped down on the sofa and asked tiredly.
"Yes."
"Dr. Claire, I very much agree with your assessment."
The robot Isaac nodded in agreement, and once again successfully received Claire's terrifying look as if he wanted to eat a person.
"alright."
"Thank you very much for allowing me to observe this family conflict, Dr. Clare."
"This is very inspiring for me to study your human society."
"goodbye."
Then, after knowing that he must have used some wrong words and that the other party was gradually becoming a little irritable, the robot Isaac, whose logical thinking told him that it was not appropriate to stay here for too long, took the initiative to say goodbye and quickly turned around and left this place.
living room.
"..."
o(▽` o)=3 =3 =3
After watching the good show, Anne found that the kid involved and Isaac, the bystander, had left. She also jumped up from the sofa and prepared to sneak away secretly.
"stop!"
Unfortunately, the terrible Aunt Claire saw it and called her sternly.
"!
"
?(???;)?
"Um, Aunt Claire, do you have anything else to do?"
|??ω?`)
Anne, who had already run to the door, timidly held on to the door frame and asked carefully into the living room.
"Annie!"
"I noticed that you have been doing nothing these days, can't you find something serious to do?"
"for example……"
"Find a companion and go with everyone to the planet Mokles tomorrow to watch the Moklan people's 'Galaka' ceremony?"
"Second Officer Petrus invited you, right?"
Claire obviously didn't have any good ideas for Anne.
In fact, everyone on the Orville didn't have any good methods to control it, so Claire thought for a while and then tentatively suggested this.
After all, Annie's ability to cause trouble is so strong that even her sons Ty and Marcus are a little bit bad, so she plans to trick them into the planet Mocles and spend them well.
The other party's energy and curiosity were a bit too strong.
"Garaka?"
(???.???)????
Annie scratched her head, and for a moment she didn't expect what the other person was talking about.
"ah!"
!(;?o?)o
"Are you talking about the peeing ritual of that weird uncle Petrus?"
(“▔□▔)
But soon, she remembered why the Orville was heading to that shit-yellow planet this time, because Uncle Ed and Aunt Kelly had deceived her before.
"don't want!"
(?╭╮?)
"What's so interesting about an ugly alien peeing? People shouldn't watch it!"
(¬д¬.)
So, without any concealment, she gave Aunt Claire a look of disgust and disgust and wrinkled her nose to show that she was completely uninterested in watching other people pee. Anne cheered and turned around and ran away.
"goodbye!
"
-=????=?????(?)?
Now that the excitement here is over, it's time for her to go somewhere else, for example... to cause some trouble for a certain slime monster who is very afraid and hostile to her, or to dye the opponent or something?
(…)
(lll¬?¬)
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Chapter completed!
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