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Chapter 2023 (^ ) Another uncle who only fools people

"It's really amazing!"
"Is Twalin that angry?"
"Um……"
"I also made my statue like this..."
"Although they are just a pile of stones, they always make people worry!"
“The situation is a bit serious…”
“What should I do?”
“…”
The highest point of the city of Mond is on the side of the square in front of the church.
A short black hair, a small gradient green braid on each of his temples, wearing a Baroque green dress, a green cloak, and a small felt hat of the same green. A strange guy with two green leaves and white flowers on the brim was staring at the damaged giant statue of the wind God, Barbatos, and the workers who were repairing the statue.
After watching for a while, he held his arms and chin, lowered his head and thought intently, and muttered something in a low voice.
It's a coincidence that...
What he said happened to be heard by some disgusting little girl who was strolling back from outside the city.
“??”
|??˙??˙)
Originally, Annie didn't care much about the guy in green, nor did she take it seriously, but just treated the other party as a passerby A or passerby B.
But, after accidentally hearing what the other party said, she could no longer continue to pretend that she hadn't heard it.
"Hey!"
╭(′▽`)╯
So, without thinking, he quickly turned around and walked back in a few steps, and poked his head out to the other party and took a look.
“Hey!?”
!(;??o??)o
Immediately afterwards, she couldn't help but exclaim.
Because, she suddenly realized that the guy in front of her seemed to have seen the other person's face somewhere?
But, I can't remember where I saw her, but anyway, Annie is very sure that she must have seen her face.
"ah!"
"It's you?!"
"The little girl who defeated Twalin!"
However, what surprised Annie a little was that when she saw her approaching, the weird guy in green exclaimed subconsciously, and at the same time she also told her origin.
“Twalin?”
(????_??`)
"Who?"
(゜-゜)
Before she could remember when she had seen the guy in front of her, Annie felt even more and more inexplicable when she heard the other party's scream.
"By the way!"
(??????????????)????
"You mean the Wind Demon Dragon?"
(*^▽^*)
Fortunately, the guy Anne came to this world to defeat was the only one of the Wind Demon Dragon yesterday except for some of the Chuchul people, so she quickly remembered what was going on.
"I remember it. It seems that Ying and the others have mentioned that the Wind Demon Dragon is Twalin, and it seems to be a guardian?"
ヾ(*??▽'*)??
So, Anne, who came to her senses, said seriously, lit her lips.
“…”
However, the man in green, from head to toe did not answer, but took a few steps back, maintaining a relatively safe distance from Anne and staring at her with a frown.
Obviously, unlike Anne who he is, it is not difficult to judge from his screams and his reaction just now. He obviously knows who Anne is. It seems that yesterday, he must have seen Anne's terrifying means when she burned and beat Twalin.
"But!"
|????ω??`)
"Shu Shu, who are you?"
(??ω??)
"Why do people always feel that your face looks familiar even though they have never seen you?"
(????????)
The Wind Demon Dragon Twalin or the Four Winds Guardians, that kind of thing is not important to Annie, so she didn't wait for the other party to answer, so she hurriedly asked the question she wanted to ask when she just came back and looked at the other party.
"ha!"
"Guess?"
At this time, the green monster calmed down a little, looked at Anne's curious and fat little round face, and suddenly, she grinned and started to tease her.
“…”
(??~??)
Anne was a little unhappy.
Because she has never been good at guessing riddles. In comparison, she may be better at knocking down the person who created the puzzle and then using her fist to let the other party explain the answer to the riddle honestly.
(…)
(● ̄?? ̄●)
"Wait!"
(*???????*;)
"You seemed to say..."
??(⊙o⊙*)
"Twalin broke your statue?!"
(°〼°〃)
Fortunately, before Annie was about to turn against her, she came to her senses in time and suddenly thought of a very important clue.
"ha!"
????(????'??)?????????
"I remember it!"
(???????c)
Then, for granted, after instantly guessing who the guy in front of him was, Annie cheered and shouted.
"You are indeed that statue uncle!!"
??*.??(ˊωˋ*)????*.
Of course, there was also a little surprise and worry hidden under her excited appearance.
However, she was not surprised or worried about the other party's identity, she was just because she had bumped into the other party's statue twice and twice, and was afraid that the other party would talk about that.
Although she had already blamed the fool Paimon when she first hit her, and the second hit, when she knocked down the largest statue behind her yesterday, everyone saw that it was the Wind Demon Dragon, the big slug, that is, the big slug, in fact, Annie knew that she was the initiator of all that!
And in her opinion, it is very likely that the other party also knows it?
Therefore, when she meets a victim now, although she will not be afraid or worry that the other party can find evidence, she will be more or less guilty when she loses the reason.
"Shh!"
"You speak quietly!"
Fortunately, the green "sculpture uncle" in front of him did not seem to be coming to trouble Annie. He just hurriedly stretched out his finger and signaled to Annie frequently, wanting her to whisper a little.
"Please!"
"Can you not attract other people's attention?"
As he said that, the weird uncle in green looked around again.
"Ahem!"
"That's right, although I am indeed that...ahem, that statue uncle, but now I prefer another identity!"
"I'm the bard—Wendy!"
"I'm glad to meet you, a traveler from another country."
“Or…”
"Travelers from outside the world?"
Then, after finding that no one around cared about the conversation between them, and the workers and church staff were busy repairing the statue, the guy who claimed to be Wendy introduced himself to Anne with such a smile and also performed the manners of a bard.
"Windy?"
(,,?????.?????,,)
"You are okay too!"
??(??˙o˙??)
"Their name is Anne, he is a super powerful arcane wizard!"
(??????????-)
Since the other party has introduced himself, Annie certainly will not be stage frightened, and she will introduce herself so briefly and cutely.
Of course, because she was not very familiar with the other party, she did not directly show her true identity, such as bringing out the loud names with countless "most" prefixes, so as not to scare the other party or something.
After all, she is the true identity of Queen Anne, she only uses it for familiar and intimate people, or for some formal occasions.
(…)
(● ̄?? ̄●)
"You don't need to introduce it."
"I know you."
"I saw it yesterday."
"You defeated Twalin and saved Mond, but the Knights of the West Wind regarded you as a great hero!"
"but……"
But what? When the statue uncle Wendy said this, she suddenly felt a little reluctant to speak and did not immediately say what she hadn't finished.
“??”
(??????????????)???????????????
Anne was not in a hurry, just blinked, threw a puzzled and inquiring look at the other party, and waited patiently in surprise.
"All right!"
"Although it would be a bit rude, but..."
"Anne!"
"You may have taken the action against Twalin yesterday. Maybe, it hates and hates the people here in Mond even more now."
"Of course, maybe I'm still included?"
"If that happens, it will be difficult to deal with!"
As he said that, the statue uncle Wendy sighed slowly and looked at the huge statue whose thighs were only left below him, and he didn't know what he was thinking about.
"What's wrong with it?"
(ー`??ー)
"If it dares to come again, wouldn't it be enough to beat it up again?"
(ˉ▽ ̄￞])Tsk~~
When Annie heard that the other party was worried about this, she curled her lips, obviously not caring about it.
Because, if the big guy who looks very much like some kind of sea slug and the so-called dragon dares to make trouble, she will definitely beat the other party again!
Even, it is not impossible to burn the other party directly?
"No……"
"No."
"The problem now is not Twalin itself, but other factors are at work."
"Then, force is not the only way to solve the problem."
"That will only cause endless troubles and create a series of big troubles."
Shaking his head, the statue uncle Wendy didn't seem to agree with Anne's extreme idea of ​​using violence at all times.
"But force is the fastest way to solve the problem!"
|???????ω???)????
Anne disagreed and retorted directly with a tit-for-tat run.
"Maybe..."
"But, Anne, say that!"
"You are always a foreigner and a traveler. You can't stay here all the time. What if Twalin comes again while you are leaving?"
"You beat it so hard yesterday and burned it so hard, I think..."
"It is tortured by anger and curse, and it will definitely destroy the city to vent its anger, right?"
Speaking of this, under Anne's gaze, the "Statue Uncle" Wendy sighed heavily again.
“Generally speaking…”
"Twalin would not intentionally damage my statue under any circumstances, but you have seen it now."
"Yesterday, it deliberately turned around and bumped into it when it fell, which to some extent, could already indicate some of its determination."
"It's because of this..."
"I just feel it's not easy to deal with!"
Speaking of this, an uncle sighed again.
And this is the real reason why Anne was staring at the damaged statue when she was passing by, sighing and muttering those words.
“!!”
(*???????*;)
"Well, think about it carefully, it seems to be..."
(lll¬▽¬)
Annie's expression was a little flickering, but she just responded casually, and she did not dare to look at the other party.
Anyway, she would definitely not tell the other party: the reason why the Wind Demon Dragon suddenly turned when it fell was completely because of her Queen Anne's temporary evil taste, which had nothing to do with the Wind Demon Dragon's own will!
And the troublesome things that the guy in front of him were all just some nonsense thoughts that the other party was disturbed by the mediocre people?
"etc!"
!(;??o??)o
"This is not right!"
⊙﹏⊙‖∣°
"Uncle Statue, aren't you that God of Wind?"
o(*' ー??)o
"Even if that Wind Demon Dragon is crazy, it shouldn't be your opponent, right?"
(*???????????)??
Anne, who thought of a key point, quickly asked in surprise.
She remembered that the crazy dragon was originally the subordinate of the statue uncle in front of her, but now the other party said that he could not handle it, which was of course unreasonable in her opinion.
Not to mention anything else, just the strange guys under Anne, such as the ancient gods, Diapolo, or some Erheizi who had forgotten them all by her. They dared to rebel or disobey, and she, Queen Anne, cured them in minutes!
"Although you're right, but..."
"Look!"
"With my current situation, can I complete that kind of task?"
With a wry smile, the statue uncle Wendy, who knew what Annie meant, had no choice but to spread her hands and signaled to Annie.
"you……"
(⊙_⊙)?
"Alas!"
=?????????('ヮ'=????????)
"So weak, you have only this little power. Is it really the kind of god they are talking about?"
(/O')
I really don’t know if I don’t look at it, I was shocked when I saw it!
"So bad!"
(¬д¬.)
Anyway, Annie gave the other party a look of disgust on the spot.
She said that such a god, let alone her omnipotent Queen Anne, even the magician Lisa, who seemed to like to be lazy and had just left the city to prepare for the mission, should be able to easily deal with the other party, right?
"Well..."
"hey-hey!"
"There was a little mistake during this period, but it was okay. The strength was not the main thing."
Smiling, the other party waved his hand to Annie with some disinterest.
"By the way!"
"Annie, you, a foreigner, seem to have an incredible powerful force. So, can I ask you for a little help?"
Immediately after staring at Annie for a few seconds, the other party seemed to have finally made up a certain decision, and suddenly asked seriously, and began to approach the scene with a flattering smile.
"You need help again?"
く(^_??)ゝ
"Um……"
(??_??)ヾ
Tickling his head, Anne was thinking, not going back to the absolute side immediately, but she also didn't agree. She just blinked and looked up and down curiously.
Last night, the young lady Ying and Paimon also wanted her help, but she ruthlessly refused.
Just now, the genius magician, who claimed to be a rare encounter in two hundred years, also wanted to fool her to help, but she also refused.
So, she thought about it and felt that the guy's request in front of her was of course no exception.
"It's not impossible!"
(??ˊ?????????)?????????
"but……"
??华??华????
"Are you any good?"
??(?????????????)??
So Anne asked for benefits without any politeness.
That's right!
Can you let her help with Queen Anne willingly? The most important thing is the benefit!
As long as there are enough benefits and great temptation, for example, bringing her something that is super delicious but she has never eaten before, it will definitely make her enthusiasm unprecedentedly excited!
And if some people are like them, without any benefits, or just want to fool her into working, it will definitely not work. She is not like some people on earth.
“Is it good?”
“Um…”
"That's it!"
"Anne, I think people like you are destined to be on the verses sung by the minstrels!"
"It's better!"
"You come and help me, and then, I, the best bard in Mond, will write a new song for you and let it sing the whole Mond, and even the entire Tivat world. What do you think of this proposal?"
After thinking about it, the statue uncle Wendy suddenly slapped the high five and then suggested in such excitement.
In his opinion, there was nothing that made him more excited and energetic than this proposal, and it happened to be within his ability, which was perfect!
“…”
(*???????*;)
"Writing a song?"
(lll¬▽¬)
However, it would be fine if the other party didn't say it. As soon as he said it, Annie suddenly felt very uncomfortable in her heart, and she always had the urge to hit someone?
(…)
(*???????*)
(Tibers couldn't stand it anymore. Anyway, Mr. Xiong knew about it. With the temperament of the bad little master in his family and the outrageous conditions, she could agree to it and see the dead.)
"that……"
(°〼°〃)
"Um……"
(^~^;)ゞ
Sure enough, Annie's expression gradually became a little unnatural, and her original expectation instantly turned into disappointment.
"ah!"
(*??▽??*)
"I remembered it, and it seems that there are still some important things I haven't done, so..."
(????ω????)
"Hello, goodbye Shushu?"
??(??????)????????
Fortunately, Annie finally held back, then blinked and looked at the other person with the gaze that looked like a fool for several times. Then, she turned around and left without thinking, and no longer wanted to talk to the other person.
“…”
(¬д¬.)
When she turned around, Annie certainly did not forget to secretly roll her eyes on the other party.
What a joke!
You know, the leader of the Knights and others promised to entertain her in a big meal later, and said that they would give her many benefits, but that weird uncle was better, and the other party was even more unreliable than the elder sister Lisa. He didn't even want to draw the fun or delicious "cake" he promised, and just wanted to hum a few songs to send her away. He really thought she was so easy to cheat?
"Hello!"
"Don't you think about it?"
"I'm the winner of the 'Mont City's Most Popular Bard' for three consecutive years!"
"If I write the music, it won't take long for you to become the legendary hero!"
"Hello!!"
"Twalin will burn his life in anger. If he doesn't do anything, it's too late."
"At that time, Mond City will also turn into ashes in its last madness!"
"What I said is true!"
"Are you thinking about it?"
“…”
The other party shouted in a suppressed voice behind him, and once again tempted him, wanting to try hard to call Annie, but he didn't want to be heard too much by the people around him.
“…”
(ˉ▽ ̄￞])Tsk~~
"Not considering it!"
~o(▽`oo)=3=3=3
Unfortunately, Anne was not interested in the boring thing that the other party promised. She waved her hand without looking back and then walked up to the largest cathedral staircase in front, without giving the other party a chance to continue talking.
In Annie's opinion, if the other party wants to find helpers based on what they say, they should go to the West Wind Knights. Those guys should be very active after knowing the other party's identity.
Of course, it should be okay to find those two guys Ying or Paimon?
Anyway, Ying and Paimon are now looking for clues to a certain god, and since the statue uncle is one of those kind of gods, Ying and Paimon will definitely be happy to help.
However, Annie didn't want to remind her.
Because, she has more important things now, that is, walking around!
"Hmm~??"
??~??(????'??)?????????
"Hmm, haha~??"
??~??(????'??)?????????
Isn't it just singing, and he is also scattering the poet, who is he fooling around? He speaks as if Queen Anne can't sing.
"Little girl, I have very little worries, and I look around... fireworks are floating~??"
??~(′??`*)
So, ignoring the other party's retention, Anne jumped and ran to the steps of the cathedral and hummed at her own heart.
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