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Chapter 1482 (=) The big bald head in One Punch Man (9)

It has been five days since the debut of Little Anne, Bald Uncle Saitama and Genos together as a professional hero.
During these five days, nothing big happened near this unmanned area of ​​City Z. So, the three of them who just became official heroes were happy to be idle and continue to do whatever they should do, that is, they maintained the original state of not doing anything serious.
For a little girl who was worried, she still ate, drank, slept every day, and then when she was bored, she would study some strange things that Saitama and Genos couldn't understand. She also said that it was to deal with the world's will, that is, to create that kind of endless monster and want to destroy human beings?
That kind of thing...
Obviously, no matter whether it is bald uncle Saitama or Genos, they will definitely not believe it, but they didn't care too much.
Some time ago, Genos moved directly to the next door of Uncle Saitama's apartment in the name of practicing and "re-making". He hangs with the bald Saitama all day long, saying that it was to record everything he had on his daily life so that he could improve himself?
Originally, Saitama firmly opposed it. Although his room belongs to someone else, he also lives here, and the apartment building has nothing to do with him at all.
but……
After Genos paid a thick stack of 5 million yen in the name of "rent", the bald Saitama agreed without compliment.
Of course, those are all small things, but now, there is a more important thing waiting for Saitama and Anne to deal with.
"Hi~! Qiuqiu, you're so early~!"
(ε')~
"It's getting late..."
"I've been basking in the sun for three hours..."
Outside the balcony, buried both feet in the soil, and then enjoyed the sunshine of the cactus shooter ball turned around and said lazily.
It is actually a nocturnal animal. Most of the time during the day, it likes to bury its own feet in the land to bask in the sun and perform photosynthesis. It is relatively active on rainy days or at night, such as hitting a bald head.
"It's still early anyway!"
o(^')o
First, he greeted the cute cactus vegetative ball outside the balcony, which was basking in the sun and performing photosynthesis. After that, he ignored its slander. Annie went straight into the apartment and saw a bald uncle who was snatching his feet and another robot that was not good at learning.
"Hey! Bald uncle, why did you call someone here early in the morning? Is there anything wrong?"
s(ˇεˇ)ゞ
"If not, I'll have to go back and have some sleep now!"
(′~`●)
Then, she collapsed directly and asked the two of them with some resentment.
These two bad guys actually howled loudly on the balcony early in the morning toward the window of her room. After seeing that she couldn't scream, they even threw the glass and tiles from her house with small stones. It was really outrageous!!
"etc!!"
Saitama hurriedly called Annie, who was about to turn around and leave without waiting for his answer, then sat upright and said to Annie with an extremely serious expression:
"Anne!"
"Do you remember the onboarding seminar we had with Genos after we were named C-level heroes?"
"It's the guy who ranked 38th in the A-level, who gave us a lecture, and then ambushed me on my way home!"
"It seems to be called Snack?!"
The bald uncle Saitama looked a little anxious, so he didn't intend to waste time and got to the point as soon as he opened his mouth.
"ah!"
!(;o)o
“…”
(′~`●)
"Let's think about it first..."
(~)
I was a little puzzled, but Annie started to think about it very hard.
"that……"
(lll¬▽¬)
"All right!"
ε=(ο`*))) Alas
"I don't remember a guy named Snack. When he was a hot seminar, he seemed to be taking a nap..."
(__*)
In the end, Little Annie gave up and was not ready to continue thinking because she really couldn't remember the name and unimportant things she had never taken into consideration.
And so was her little bear Tibers, so she had no idea what the bald uncle in front of her wanted to express.
(…)
()
"That's OK!"
"I'll tell you now..."
Saitama finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Little Annie.
Because he himself had long lost remembering it, it was his robot apprentice Genos who reminded him that he knew that there was something else.
“According to what was said at the seminar at that time…”
"If a C-level hero is not active for a week and has no relevant records of defeating monsters or monsters, he will be removed from the hero list!"
"How about it?"
"Is the matter very serious?!"
Whether Annie thinks it or not, Saitama thinks this is a serious matter anyway.
What's worse is that today is the fifth day. If you don't respond, in two days, he and Annie, two C-level players, will probably become the fastest C-level heroes in history to be fired from the hero list.
"ah……"
=(*)
"It seems that there is a little problem..."
(`)
"Then tell me, bald uncle, what should we do to avoid being fired by those bad guys?"
(.)
Anne herself doesn't care about that so-called hero list at all!
She followed her and thought it was fun and joined in the fun. Now that she has finished the fun, she also found that it doesn't seem interesting to be a hero who is so hot, so she doesn't care too much.
“Um…”
"Although no major incident has happened recently, Genos said that we C-level heroes only need to subdue some robbers, robbers, murderers or small monsters."
"Just once a week, we can maintain our name on the roster of heroes?"
As for promotion or activity, Saitama doesn't care. He just hopes to maintain the hero title he finally got. As for other things... if he has time, he might as well stay at home and watch TV, pick his feet, pick his nose, etc.
Besides, he has made a fortune recently. Not only did he grab several gold coins thrown out by Little Anne, but he also received the huge sum of money from Genos. As long as he saves a little money, he will probably not have to worry about his livelihood within three to five years.
"ah!"
!(;o)o
"You still have to fight the little monster?"
(“▔□▔)
When Annie suddenly regretted it when she heard that she had to work as a hero.
She doesn't want to be wronged to work for those capitalists. She is good now, having food, drink and playing. Everyone has the same nose and two eyes. How can the spicy guys be qualified to use her?
"certainly!"
"I just remembered it, so, Anne, let's go to work now!"
"If you'd rather hurry up, there's really no time!"
As he said that, Saitama quickly got up and put on his special hero suit, preparing to go out to find a job for the first time, so as to complete the active mission that the C-level hero must once a week.
"Now..."
━(Δ∥)━ン
"But, I don't want to go out today..."
(‖)
Looking at the scorching sun outside, Annie stepped back. She didn't want to run out to find any bad guys in this summer weather. She just wanted to lie at home and eat ice cream and take a nap.
"By the way!"
()
"Isn't there a lot of monsters in the city Z where we live? Then just find one to fight and then ask Genos to take a photo and upload it?"
(ψo▽′)o
Soon, Annie found a life tip for dealing with the weekly active tasks of the C-level hero. If she was around, she would just fight and come back, and she would barely be willing to move.
Just one go, there really can't be more.
"Well..."
"It seems not possible!"
"Annie, you may not know that all the monsters in the uninhabited area of ​​City Z have been beaten almost by me. Although people still dare not come here to live, I cannot guarantee that there will be a new monster that will appear in these two days for us to discover..."
There were indeed many monsters here in the past, but now, after staying here for three years after Saitama himself, there are really not many monsters here.
Even if there are, those monsters must have known him and have been away from him for a long time. How dare they come out to show off under his nose?
In fact, in Saitama's view, this no-man's land is likely to be the safest area in City Z.
"No?"
(*σ_')
"Um……"
(ー`ー)
"Okay, then I can only let Qiuqiu cooperate with us to perform!"
ε=(ο`*))) Alas
After frowning and thinking, then looking at the ball outside the balcony that was really comfortable, shook his head and basking in the sun for photosynthesis. Annie soon thought of a good solution that was not a solution.
"ah?"
"Ball..."
"Is this OK?"
Turning his head to look out of the balcony, Saitama understood Anne's thoughts, but he seemed a little hesitant.
Because, this kind of thing seems to be suspected of cheating. If someone comes to investigate, it will definitely be difficult to explain when he sees Qiuqiu is a monster he raised.
"Hello!"
(^o^)~
"Qiaoqiu! Come in quickly, there is something good!"
(-)
Annie didn't care whether the bald man agreed or not. She opened her throat and shouted to the other side of the balcony.
“??”
"do what?"
Qiuqiu was concentrating on sunlight and photosynthesis just now, which was as important to vegetatives like eating and sleeping. So, after hearing Anne's call, it first asked, then hesitatedly pulled out of the soil, and jumped reluctantly to Saitama's single apartment, causing small footprints to appear on the ground of the room.
"You go and hit him!"
(*'   )o
"Then they hit you again!"
Without hesitation, Annie ordered Qiuqiu directly, wanting it to continue beating the bald uncle Saitama like usual.
“???”
"For, why?!"
"The sun is very big today, I don't have time to hit him today..."
After looking at the innocent Saitama and then looking at the serious little Anne, Qiuqiu still didn't understand what these people meant.
“…”
ε=(ο`*))) Alas
"Genos, you should have video and photo functions, right? Then please!"
()
Anne didn't intend to explain so much, so she first looked at Genos, and after receiving the other party's affirmative nod, she...
"Ada!!"
ヽ(●`●)┌┛★)`з゜)
While the ball was not paying attention, Annie kicked him suddenly and kicked him on the bald uncle Saitama!
"ah!!"
This was Qiuqiu's scream, because it was kicked by some bad little girl for some reason. Although it was not painful or itchy, it was still slightly shocked.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
This is the bald uncle Saitama's scream.
Because Qiuqiu threw himself into his arms, while the spikes on the other party, which were desperate but had ten times more painful toxins, pierced his face.
Click!
The scene at this moment was accurately calculated and captured by the robot Genos beside him, and it was frozen into the scene where Little Anne kicked and beat the green monster, while Bald Teacher Saitama responded on the side.
Then, the considerate Genos also attached a line of text description to the photo:
XXX, XXX 11:57:34...
C-level new hero Saitama and C-level new hero Anne Hasta joined forces to defeat the green spike monster in the unmanned area of ​​Z.
The green monster is covered with terrifying spikes, with very flexible movements, very fierce attacks, extremely powerful and cunning. It is estimated that the level should be up to level C, and the specific level is unknown...
"alright."
"Teacher, and Lord Anne!"
"The photos have been uploaded to the Heroes Association website. If there is no accident, your active mission this week should definitely be able to pass."
After using his permissions to upload photos to the personal information pages of Anne and Saitama through the Internet, the extremely efficient robot Genos said this.
He has compared the active records of other C-level heroes, and none of them can match his teacher and Master Anne, so it is definitely okay to pass this week's assessment.
"Great, finish the work!"
(yeah
Seeing that she easily completed her weekly active tasks, Anne cheered in disgrace.
“…”
“…”
However, Little Annie was happy, but the ball that she kicked for no reason and the bald Saitama who was stabbed for no reason could be even happy.
"snort!"
"You weirdos..."
After looking at a bad little girl, then a serious robot, the inexplicable ball still didn't say anything in the end, but ran back to its balcony, buried its feet in the soil of the flower plate, and continued its favorite photosynthesis.
"Anne..."
"I always think it's a bit bad for us to do this..."
"Even if the task is completed this week, what about next week?"
"You can't play basketball every week, right?"
"In that case, if you do it too many times, it will definitely cause suspicion!"
Saitama remembered the daily routine of eating, sleeping, and playing ball every day in the future...
Although he did not object to playing ball, he was always not good every time he was injured in the ball. For example, this time, God knows how many terrible spikes he had stuck in his body!
"Um…"
(`)
"That's right. Next time, let's change to the little bear who will beat them together!"
(-)
"We play bears in a single week, two-week balls, one rotation a week, two-way play two. What do you think of this suggestion?"
()
(!!)
(**;)
(Tibers was shocked, and then, the tower, who took a breath, felt that for the sake of its bear, it must investigate the address of the headquarters of the Hero Association as soon as possible, and then seize the opportunity to take advantage of the injustice of its little master, and burn it down and razed it to the ground, so that the association and the hero's Zhousheng mission will completely disappear?)
\('')/
Chapter completed!
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