A few hours later...
Little Annie, who was having dinner leisurely in her yard and eating the exquisite open-air candlelight dinner made by her little white robot, looked up and saw two familiar figures walking back from the aisle on the second floor of the apartment building next to her.
There is no doubt that it must be a bald uncle Saitama and his disciple Genos.
At this time, he was carrying a large bag of bulging shopping bags in a supermarket that he didn't know what was in, and behind him was a hot robot in a state that seemed not very good.
“…”
(??????)
"Hahaha!"
-??(??????)
"Bald, why did your disciple's hair look strange? Moreover, it looks miserable. Have you been defeated by the enemy?"
(∩▽∩)
Annie could see clearly. At this time, the robot named Genos looked so embarrassed.
The other party's hair turned into an explosive head, and even the skin on his joints, shoulders and half of his face were knocked away, revealing the mechanical gear structure inside, and there were also some electric sparks flashing as he walked from time to time. In that case, she could guess with her butt and know what the two of them had experienced.
"No."
"Jenos just played with fire and burned himself. The Asura Unicorn Immortal is indeed very powerful, but I still beat him to death with one punch."
"We won in the end."
According to the confession of the surrendered machine, King Kong gorilla, Bald Saitama and his disciple Genos soon learned that the mosquitoes, lions, mantis, frogs, slugs, groundhogs and gorillas all came from a research institution called "House of Evolution"?
It is said that the other party specializes in studying those strange and dangerous creatures, and has caused heavy damage to the country. Tens of thousands of people have died under their hands. Therefore, after a brief discussion, the two people who felt they could not let go of it and decided to destroy the evolutionary house and defeat the evil doctor!
Then……
About nine hours later, Saitama and his disciple Genos returned home.
It took them four hours to find the Evolution House, ten seconds to flatten the institution, and to find and defeat the most powerful NO1 demon Asura Unicorn Fairy, created by the genius scientist, for about five minutes, then to run to the supermarket and spend another four hours, fifty minutes to browse the supermarket and select goods, and ten minutes to come back.
So, after a total of nine hours, five minutes and ten seconds, they successfully solved the monster crisis of Evolution Home and returned to this apartment building in the Unman's District, City Z.
"When we came back, we went to buy things and took some time off."
If you say something seriously and in detail, you may not be able to finish it in several days, but Saitama still tried hard to explain it clearly in a few dozen words and two sentences.
"ah!"
"Have you started having supper?"
At this time, Saitama finally noticed:
The little girl next door to his house seemed to be holding a banquet in her courtyard, in that beautiful garden dotted with flowers, green grass, big trees and candlelight. On this summer night, there was a full of morning and the stars of fireflies, which looked so romantic and comfortable.
"That's right!"
(?￣? ￣?)Hehe!
"But they have finished eating now, and they have not prepared your portion!!"
(*???*)
After stuffing the last small pumpkin cake into her mouth and chewing it, Annie said this, completely cutting off the idea that a bald uncle seemed to come and have a free meal.
"That's how..."
"Then next time."
Seeing that the plates containing big meals in front of Annie's table were indeed empty, and now that there was only a few leftovers left, Saitama, who felt that she really didn't need to make more thoughts, had to nod regretfully, and walked directly to the single apartment with his bag and his disciples.
...
An hour later, he cooked a meal of mixed noodles and drank a full soup for himself. He then held his cute green elephant shower kettle, filled with tap water, and found the plate of cactus on the balcony behind his apartment.
Unfortunately, the bald Saitama soon discovered that his cactus was not growing very well, and it was even worse. It was originally in a green state a few days ago, but now it has turned into a look of withered and wilted appearance?
"ah!"
"How could this happen? I've remembered to water it very hard."
Hesitated, he poured all the water in the green elephant's water kettle on the cactus, and found that the other party was still in a sluggish and sluggish manner. After he found that the other party was still in a sluggish state, he seemed to be unable to rescue it. After tentatively stretched out his hand and gently pushed it with his fingers, he was shocked to find that it had actually rotted from its roots, and it had rotted to the center of the cactus, and it was emitting a stinky smell?
"It turned out to be rotten..."
After retracting his fingers and looking at the cactus tilted into the flower pot, Bald Saitama himself was helpless.
"Hehe! Look?"
ヾ(^▽^*)))
"Isn't they wrong? You just watered too much, otherwise it wouldn't rot."
-??(??????)
After eating, he had nothing to do, and then he had run to this apartment building at some point. At this time, the little Annie, who was lying on the balcony guardrail of Saitama's house, was swaying her feet. She smiled gloatingly while holding her chin and starting to scold the other party's wrong way of growing flowers.
"You're not right."
"There must be another reason, it cannot be because of watering."
However, the bald Saitama didn't think it was his own fault, because he only poured a pot of water every day and could not drown the cactus.
"ah!"
"Look, there are bugs inside, it must be because of bug problems."
At this time, even though he had a pair of godless eyes, the bald Saitama clearly saw that there seemed to be many small insects growing in the rotten cactus?
So, for granted, he blamed the insects for the reason why it turned out to be sluggish and rotting from the roots to the heart of the ball, and firmly believed that the roots would rot first, rather than the roots would rot first before the insects would grow.
“…”
=????('ヮ'=????)
"snort!"
('Δ')
"Since you don't believe it, then let it tell you by itself!"
?(ψ｀╭╮′)?--*?
Anne was annoyed and felt that it seemed a little inconvenient to this bald man. So she thought about it and then jumped straight from the guardrail to the balcony. Then, as soon as she reached out, she directly let a green druid's natural spell hit the rotten cactus.
"this!!"
Then, the bald Saitama on the side naturally exclaimed.
Because he was surprised to find that the pot of cactus that should have been rotten turned green again at a speed visible to the naked eye, and then it grew bigger and bigger, growing half a human height, and the huge large sphere also had the lush appearance of many small spheres?
"ah!"
"My cactus, it has survived again and grown up..."
After looking at the huge cactus, and then looking at the dozen or so big balls on the other side, Saitama felt that he should cut the small balls off and cultivate them separately, so that he could water several more times a day.
“!!”
However, what happened next instantly dispelled the idea that had just arose.
At this moment, the grown cactus suddenly trembled, and then began to deform. Then the small balls used the large ball as the torso and combined into human-shaped cactus creatures with hands, feet, head, and even mouth, eyes and nose?
"this……"
"This is..."
Saitama was shocked, and his pair of hanging fish eyes opened a little wider, and there were more colors inside.
The cactus in his house, which had already rotted due to insect pest, turned into a small cactus vegetable that was only about half a meter high?
"It's a pea...ah, no! Its name is actually called the Cactus Shooter!"
(⌒▽⌒)
"How is it, is it powerful?"
(*^▽^*)
That was the inspiration that Anne got from a mini game "Plant vs. Zombies" she played before, so she directly used druid spell to resurrect and spawn this unlucky pot of cactus, and then activated it, making it a real vegetable.
Because only in this way can the other party speak, prove her point of view that she just argued for a bad guy, and prove that Queen Anne is always right!
“So amazing…”
"But why does it call it a strange name like Cactus Sagittarius?"
“Isn’t it good to call it ball ball?”
With his eyes wide open, he squatted down without the demeanor of a master, staring at the cactus saber who was in the hands and feet of the activator, and after looking at the other party's cute and feminine face, Saitama, who looked more and more liked, turned his head and asked a little girl who was smug.
"Ball?"
(???.???)??????
"Oh! It's okay. Uncle, if you like it, just call Qiuqiu. Anyway, the name doesn't matter, what's important is..."
(?￣??￣??)??°
What matters is that Annie didn't say it, but instead she began to appear on her face with a weird, cute expression that was about to succeed in her prank.
(Silly Earthlings...)
ε=(′?●))) Alas
(Titbos saw the expression of his little master, and he knew that someone was going to be in trouble soon. If it were Mr. Xiong, it would definitely run as far as it could, and would not stay here for a moment.)
"that……"
"Hello Qiuqiu, I am Saitama, I am your master."
Nodded. Since the little girls agreed with the name, Saitama turned around and looked at the cacti vegetable that was also staring at him.
There is no doubt that the pot of cactus was originally Saitama's own private property, and even if it was rotten and dead, it was his. Therefore, according to the law, no one can take it for himself until he abandoned it and threw it into the trash can!
So, even if it is resurrected now, even if it has become a cute vegetable and a cactus shooter, the "Bulou", it is still his Saitama's thing!
And now he claims to be its owner, so there will be no legal problems at all.
“…”
The cactus shooter ball still didn't say anything, but shook his head and made a flower grow on his "head". It made it more feminine and cute, and then gradually slid its small green eyebrows. At the same time, the look that was a little confused when looking at Saitama gradually became sharp.
"that……"
"Do you want to drink water?"
"I can bring you another pot."
Saitama, who didn't know what to say, picked up his green pictogram shower kettle again without opening and lifting it, and then tried hard to put on an ugly and dull smile.
“…”
"Drink, drink water?"
The cactus shooter ball was stunned, and then subconsciously looked at the green small elephant-shaped kettle with her same green eyes.
“!!”
"Battle! Bald donkey, I asked you to water me randomly! I asked you to drink water!"
"Go to die!!!"
Soon, after thinking about his previous experience, and after being reminded of some memories by the terrifying green kettle, the cactus shooter "Qiaoqiu" finally broke out.
It jumped up and rotated wildly. Then countless immortal thorns pierced Saitama's naked head and scalp quickly and accurately, and it was nailed there, just like he had a hair full of hair like a tiny in an instant?
That's right!
At this moment, the bald Saitama was like he was back three years ago, and his other hair was back.
However...
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"It hurts so much! It hurts so much!"
It was obviously uncomfortable to be nailed to the cactus thorns all over the head.
The severe pain made Saitama jump up, and he danced and touched, either by touching or not, and when he touched, he grinned and screamed, so he could only scream and whine hysterically on his own balcony.
"you……"
"you……"
After a long time, Saitama, who had a ferocious face and tears, turned his head and looked at a terrifying vegetative person standing on the balcony of his house with his waist in his arms.
"What to see!"
"Bald, do you still dare to water it randomly in the future?"
Seeing Saitama's appearance, the cactus shooter ball, which had been nourished by the opponent once, nodded with satisfaction.
Now, it finally gave a profound lesson to some unscrupulous master.
“…”
However, Saitama didn't say anything, but suddenly punched the cactus ball.
“!!”
Seeing this, Qiuqiu was certainly not to be outdone. He directly used a small fist full of spikes, directly causing two fists, one big and one small, one white and one green to collided directly.
Bang!!
"it……"
“It’s OK?”
Both sides retreated at once.
Then, Saitama, who looked at the spikes stained on his fists, had flowed a little more fluid from his eyes and nose, couldn't help but ask, tremblingly.
It would be fine if the severe pain on the back of his hands and head was unbearable, but this was the first time that Saitama saw something that was not dead by himself, which made him feel a little disbelief and thought he was dreaming again as before.
"Haha! Bald, it is set as strong as you!"
ヽ(^0^)?
Yes, Anne's setting for that cactus shooter ball is: the stronger the bald uncle Saitama is!
Moreover, her spikes can break through his skin and create more than ten times the pain that ordinary people can feel, just as a punishment for him to dare to question her Queen Anne?
"ah……"
“It’s as strong as me?”
"I don't believe it..."
Saitama obviously didn't believe it very much, because since he became bald and stronger, no one has ever been able to withstand his serious punch, and no one has ever!
And just now, he didn't take it seriously at all, nor did he think about breaking such a cute cactus baby, even if it pierces his head.
"You will believe it soon!"
(???c)
"Look at the move! Flying stab attack!"
At this time, the cactus shooter ball seemed to be unsatisfied and jumped up again and rotated wildly. Then countless flying thorns pierced towards Saitama's head again.
“!!”
"Continuous ordinary punches!"
“!?”
"Spikes Flying Kick!!"
Soon, the two sides fought directly from the balcony to the street below, and fought back and forth in the dark, and finally attracted the attention of some robot disciple Genos who was repairing himself.
"Look at the fist!"
"Flying Thorn!!!"
"Drink~!"
"Ada!!!"
“Uh…”
“…”
Bang!
Dong!!
boom!!!
Bang...
Puff! Puff! Puff!
Various fierce fighting sounds came from the darkness, and a five-man building collapsed from a distance, you can tell how intense the man could hit the bottom with one "ball".
A few minutes later, Saitama slipped away decisively!
Because, at this time, his whole body was covered with immortal thorns, making him feel extremely painful when walking.
Moreover, he also found that the other party seemed to be as strong as him, not as hard as he was, and could not be killed, and could not be injured? Of course, the most important thing is that the other party was covered with spikes all over his body, which made every punch he hit the other party, and it turned into pain in his heart, so he was really a little scared.
"Hahaha……"
-??(⌒▽⌒)
"You know you're wrong now?"
(灬oωo灬)?
"Remember to take good care of it in the future!"
(????-)?
After looking at Saitama who was running away with his head in his arms, he looked at the cute cactus shooter who was still chasing behind him. He felt that he seemed to have done something good tonight and patted his butt with satisfaction, and jumped to the next yard with his little bear.
It's very late now, and she is going back to take a shower and go to bed. It's definitely not easy for her to interfere in the affairs of Uncle Saitama and his family's cactus.
(…)
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Chapter completed!