However, there is an orphan in a small fishing village in Yuhang County, whose name is Li Xiaoyao.
His parents are known as the "fairy and heroes" in the martial arts world and are the best in the world in martial arts. Unfortunately, Li Xiaoyao has lost all news since he was very young. It is said that he was killed by an enemy outside the wilderness?
No one knows whether the news is true or not. Anyway, Aunt Li never told Li Xiaoyao the truth, and she also advised him not to whimsical and become a knight who dances with swords and swords all day long.
Anyway, Li Xiaoyao knew that since he could remember, he was raised by his aunt Aunt Li, and for his parents, he just gained some fragmented impressions from other people's chats.
Life in the fishing village is not easy, so in order to save expenses, he worked as a waiter in his shop very early to help his aunt.
Over time, the heroes and heroes who come and go, and the heroes who are so high that they are so tall, Li Xiaoyao's heart has also become wild. Not only do he not want to study hard, he also plays a wooden sword all day long, as if he really wants to go to his father's business, be a righteous wanderer who eliminates violence and protects the rich and helps the poor?
Unfortunately, things didn't go as expected. He lived for 19 years and practiced the swordless and sword-free wooden sword technique for more than ten years. However, except for the old hens and wild dogs in the village, and the two Xianglan Xiulan, who were powerless, they never made any breakthroughs!
Therefore, he wanted to be a swordsman who was a hero and righteous person and killed demons, and it seemed that he could only realize it in his dream.
Isn't this?
Today he dreamed again...
He dreamed that he had become an unparalleled sword immortal. He had a few strokes except for a group of evil ghosts, and flew with his sword, chasing the most powerful evil ghost, who had no way to heaven and no way to earth!
Finally, when he was about to kill him and eliminate the harm to the people on the spot and win the admiration and joy of the two sisters Xianglan Xiulan, suddenly, an old ghost with green face and fangs appeared in the sky. As soon as the other party appeared, he used a move to spit out divine water, which woke him up.
“!!”
He opened his eyes in panic and got up from the bed with his hands dancing. He saw the green-faced and fanged ghost woman who was not the one in his family who pulled him up with one hand. Who was Aunt Li?
"Li Xiaoyao!"
Holding a gourd ladle in his hand, Aunt Li, who had just woken up Li Xiaoyao with a scoop of water, shouted loudly with a little regret:
"You're itchy? You dare to say that I'm a ghost in your dreams?!"
"Why don't you get up and work quickly?"
In the past, she sent her to a private school and wanted him to get the top scorer, but the result was...
The other party failed to even pass the exam!
That's fine. Now when I go home to help, I still know that I'm dancing with a broken wood all day long and daydreaming when I sleep. If this continues, the other party will really take Ding Xianglan or Ding Xiulan in the village and then be the village manager who will be incredible for the rest of his life.
“A guest is here!”
As he said that, Aunt Li, who became more and more angry as she thought about it, stepped forward, grabbed Li Xiaoyao's ear and pulled it under the bed.
"Ouch!"
"It hurts..."
"I still know the pain?"
"You are not young anymore. You will know that you are daydreaming all day long. If you don't learn to do some serious things, I'm afraid even Ding Lan and Xiulan will look down on you in two years!"
"Don't think that your parents will be useful if you have a good skin for you!"
"If you are confused for a few years, you will regret it when the time comes! If I turn my eyes and kick my legs, I will go with your devil's parents, with your lazy nature, you will have to starve to death!"
“…”
"Aunt..."
"Don't take a pot, shovel or scoop every time you wake up. If this continues, I will be scared to death by you in the bed!"
Li Xiaoyao was of course very upset when he was disturbed by daydreaming, so he smeared the water on his face while shaking it.
"I'm a single family member of the Li family. This bed is not strong. If you beat me up and roll down and die one day, our Li family will be absolutely dead!"
“!!”
"You still dare to talk back?"
Dong!!
"Ouch!"
"Auntie! Heroine, show mercy!!!"
After being hit on the head by a gourd, Li Xiaoyao instantly became timid and began to run away with his head and beg for mercy.
"I'll let you pass it alone!"
Dong!
"I'll let you succeed!"
Dong!!
"Little bastard, don't run away if you have the courage!!"
After chasing for a while, Aunt Li seemed to remember some important things, and finally stopped with her breath and crossed her waist, pointing at Li Xiaoyao's nose and cursing:
"If the bed breaks down, go repair it yourself!"
"You have also learned carpenters from Master Lin for several months. Don't tell me, you have learned how to make that broken wood sword?"
"I don't know what you mean by your devil dad every day. I don't have any idea. I'll see which girl will be willing to pay attention to you in the future!"
"That……"
"Then how did my father marry my mother and give birth to me?"
"Bah!"
"Your mother is not a good thing either. Since she married into our Li family, she has never been a needle and thread girl. She can't even cook. She knows that she is crazy with your devil dad, and then she dies at a young age. Do you want to learn from them too?!"
It would be fine if I didn’t say this, but Aunt Li was so angry that she became angry.
"But……"
"People say they are the couples who are envied by everyone in the world?"
"Pooh!"
"The same fate is almost the same as the mandarin duck, but it's the kind that dies early!"
"If I hadn't lived frugal and opened such a small inn, you little bastard would have starved to death! Look, what's the use of being that kind of knight? Can you support your family?!"
Dong!
After saying that, he was a little angry. After slamming Li Xiaoyao's head with the gourd in his hand, Aunt Li pulled Li Xiaoyao's ear out.
"alright!"
"Stop talking to me! Guests are coming outside, come out quickly to help. I'll go to the kitchen to cook, and you can go to serve tea and water to greet me."
"ah?"
"We are in a remote area, and there are customers coming to our door early in the morning?"
“!!”
"Oh! Is he still a blonde and blue-eyed Fanbanghu? She is the only one? Are her parents or followers?!"
As soon as he went out, he saw a blond little girl sitting next to an Eight Immortals table in the lobby. Li Xiaoyao exclaimed in surprise.
"No parents!"
"She came alone!"
"one person?"
"That's right!"
"Then where did she come from?"
"snort!"
"Do you care where she comes from, the visitors are all guests. Be careful when speaking later. If you neglect the guests, be careful that I will add a meal of fried pork to you tonight!!"
"Did you understand?"
Aunt Li threatened fiercely while walking towards the kitchen.
"But aunt, does she have money?"
"laugh!"
"Little bastard, look at her clothes carefully. Does it seem like a poor family can afford to wear?"
"Well..."
"It's really not very similar! Our Li family definitely doesn't have such good clothes. I don't even wear them during the Chinese New Year."
"Will it be over?"
"Go quickly and go quickly!"
"Does she have money or not, she will serve her well first. After she has enough food, she will deduct it first. When her parents come to redeem her, she may get a reward at that time!"
"ah……"
"That's right! Ginger is still so hot, my aunt is wise!!"
"roll!!"
Soon, after the two of them had recreated, Aunt Li went to the kitchen, and Li Xiaoyao naturally ran to the counter and took a kettle. Then he took two handfuls of tea under the counter (usually only half a handful) and stuffed it into the hot copper kettle. Then he took a porcelain cup and ran to the one who was sitting around looking around, looking very clean and beautiful.
"Sir, please have tea?"
Li Xiaoyao handed the tea to the little girl's table in a flattering manner, and then stood aside with a hint of curiosity, constantly looking at the unique little guest.
“…”
(ー`′ー)
After looking at the mouth of the cup, there was a dirty black handprint, and there was a bitter smell floating in the tea. Anne just sniffed it curiously and pushed it a little further away from herself in disgust.
"ah?"
"Don't you like this little guest?"
Seeing that the other party actually disliked the strong tea he made, Li Xiaoyao couldn't help but feel displeased. You know, he deliberately put more tea leaves. After changing to a customer, he was willing to put some tea powder.
"The cup is dirty, so I don't want it!"
o(′^)o
"dirty?"
"Oh!"
"Okay, you think this is OK, right?"
Seeing the little girl's expression, looking at the black handprints on the white porcelain cup. Thinking that Li Xiaoyao, who had no time to wash his hands after getting up, hurriedly wiped the outside with the towel on his shoulder carefully.
“…”
!(;?o?)o
“…”
(lll￢▽￢)
"Forget it, I suddenly don't want to drink tea. Do you have anything else to drink here?"
┗(▔,▔)┛
Although the cup was wiped clean, looking at the rag on the other party's shoulders that was shiny and black, and I don't know how many hours it took, Annie pushed the cup that the other party moved over a little further without thinking.
"Something else?"
Li Xiaoyao was a little embarrassed. Obviously, he could see that this little girl from Fanbian was not easy to serve. She was picky about food and was quite fond of clean food. She undoubtedly must be the head of a rich family!
“Um…”
"Does wine count?"
But no matter how difficult it is to serve, he always has to treat it well. After all, he will not be unable to get along with the money, nor will he be unable to get along with his aunt's "fried bamboo shoots"!
"What's the good thing about that bitter and choking thing?"
(￢д￢.)
"Well..."
"The wine in our shop is mixed with water and does not choke at all..."
"ah!"
"Haha, lord, don't mind, the little one is just a joke with you?"
Li Xiaoyao, who accidentally let out a joke, quickly smiled embarrassedly, and at the same time, he was secretly grateful.
Fortunately, the only thing in front of me is a little girl in Fanbian. If he dares to say this when he meets those heroes who are so tall, it would be considered light to fire and smash his signboard.
"Don't drink water!"
o(′^｀)o Humph!
"That……"
"What do you want to drink?"
There was no way. Thinking that his aunt had to make food for at least half an hour, Li Xiaoyao had to continue to laugh and serve him.
"Do you have that kind of delicious fruit milk tea?"
(??)
"The one that needs to be added with ice!"
(?′?﹃?`?)
“…”
Li Xiaoyao opened his mouth, thought about it, and finally shook his head regretfully.
"Sorry, we don't have what you said."
"If you want to eat fruit, the little one will go to the market to show you now? Although it's a bit early, someone must be selling it."
Of course Li Xiaoyao knows fruits, milk, tea, ice, etc., but he feels at a loss when adding them together.
In his opinion, it is definitely not a good idea to put fruits and fishy goat milk into tea. Moreover, on this hot day, there is no place for their small fishing village to get ice, so it will take until the lake freezes in winter.
But in winter, drinking hot tea and throwing fruits, milk and ice into it. I'm afraid that only people with brain diseases can think of that kind of thing.
"Where is the cake?"
(???.???)??????
“…”
"There is egg cake, do you want it?"
Li Xiaoyao has never heard of what is a ‘cake’, but he can cook egg cakes right away.
"Then give me some desserts!"
(^～^;)ゞ
"dessert?"
"It doesn't seem to be a dessert, do you want the candy cubes?"
Li Xiaoyao really felt very embarrassed because this little customer was really too difficult to serve. He just ordered something he had never heard of or ate, but this also showed that the other party must be from a rich family, and his aunt's vision was indeed unique.
"don't want!"
(?╭╮?)
"Just give me some fruit!"
ε=(′ο｀*))) Alas
"OK!"
"Customer, wait a moment, I'll go out and buy it for you now!"
Seeing that the other party finally spoke up and ordered something he could get, Li Xiaoyao couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
"You still have to buy it?"
(?~?)
"Forget it! I didn't want it anymore, I'd better wait for Aunt Li to make delicious food for me!"
???(＿＿*)??
By the time the other party bought it, the dishes were probably ready, so where else could she eat fruit?
“…”
Li Xiaoyao stood there angrily, looking at the little ancestor in front of him who didn't know where to hit him, and he almost didn't get angry and left with his sleeves.
“It’s so boring!”
ε=(′ο｀*))) Alas
When she was idle, Annie stretched out her hand and let the hot tea in the big tea cup fly out by itself. Then two small water bears made of water formed on the table, watching them fight to relieve themselves.
“!!”
"you……"
"How did you do it? Is this a spell? You... are you a monster?!"
However, what little Annie didn't know was that her little trick to relieve her boredom surprised Li Xiaoyao on the side.
Then, looking at her blonde hair and blue eyes and dressed like a person in the Central Plains, Li Xiaoyao suddenly remembered something and exclaimed, asking while retreating.
"monster?"
Σ(°△ °)︴
"You are the monster, your whole family is a monster!"
ε=(?ˇεˇ??)))Ph!!
"No, it's not a monster?"
"That……"
"What are you?!"
After calming down a little, he found that it was sunny outside and the sun was shining brightly. He secretly looked at the clear shadow of Annie under the sunlight that was coming in. Only then did Li Xiaoyao finally put the beating heart back in his heart.
"He is the kind who is more powerful than a god. He is probably considered a god of a god, right?"
?(￣??)???
That's right!
After releasing the countless flame elves, Anne used the method of dream projection to come to this plane world, then controlled the little flame elves and turned into herself and the bear, and was preparing to cheat the plane son of this plane world, that is, the guy in front of her.
And the same thing is still happening in countless planes at the same time. Queen Anne wants to open an additional 10 N-power number at the same time and play at the same time!
Originally, she found the son of the plane in this plane, which was the so-called "protagonist", and wanted to set fire to the other party directly, but she finally changed her mind.
Because she thought that if she burned it directly, the next new plane son would definitely produce, so it would be better to abduct him, and then slowly lead the other party's three views and other things to completely turn the other party into his own person, and then let the other party, who is the plane son, mess up the plane world, or something, which might be very fun?
"immortal?"
"You are lying to the god!"
"If you are a god, turn it into a piece of gold to show me?"
After Li Xiaoyao recovered from calmness, he felt that he had just made some big fuss, so he sneered.
"No need to change, I'll give you a small piece!"
?(ψ｀▽′)o~?
After saying that, little Annie cut a piece of gold ten centimeters out of the inventory in her space bag, and then shot it on the table after it was transformed out of thin air.
Bang!!
The next moment, the square, golden, big bowl, and reflected dazzling light in the sun. You can tell that it was at least dozens of kilograms of gold, which blinded Li Xiaoyao's eyes.
Chapter completed!