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Chapter 21 Prescribe the right medicine

On a sunny morning, by the banks of Donghu Lake, the angry fat little man Xiao Shiyilang waved his whip in his hand, chasing a young man running wildly ahead.

The little fat man kept shouting: "Stop! Look, I can't beat you to death!"

The running boy was Li Li. Although a naughty child was shouting and beating and killing closely followed behind him, he was not worried about being caught up with him, so he did not run with all his strength.

On the side of the road, General Cai Ping of the Defense Pavilion and his sister Cai looked at the two of them with some concern.

The maids and guards standing on both sides and left and right saw the eleventh son-in-law who was usually domineering and staggered, and secretly sweated.

Early in the morning, Xiao Shiyilang yelled to ask Li Li to make a solution, but was provoked by Li Li, and was so angry that he grabbed the whip and chased him.

The two of them ran closer, and Xiao Shiyilang gradually slowed down, from running to walking, as he walked, stopped, bent down, supported his knees with both hands, and gasped.

Li Li also stopped, about ten steps away from the naughty child, and gasped gently.

"Bastard, you... don't... run..." Xiao Shiyilang said intermittently, almost unable to recover. He could not bear it when he ran like this early in the morning.

"If the man chases him, the villain will run away. If the man doesn't chase him, the villain will naturally stop running away."

Li Li said that when he saw the naughty child being so angry that he couldn't cry and didn't care, he signaled others to wipe the sweat of the Eleventh Langjun. Then he asked: "Don't you feel hungry after running a few laps?"

After he asked this, Xiao Shiyilang really felt very hungry and thirsty, and he was yelling to eat Gong Food.

When Cai heard his son, who had always been picky about food, shouted for the first time that he wanted to eat anything, he was very happy and quickly asked someone to bring the food he had prepared before.

Cai Ping was so happy that he treated Li Li's picky nephew who was picky about food on the first day.

Xiao Shiyilang, who had changed his clothes, ran away on an empty stomach early in the morning and was very hungry and was not picky about food. Anyway, he would eat and drink whatever the maid brought him.

Seeing Li Li secretly approaching the food table, the fat man shouted: "You are not allowed to eat!"

"Oh, why don't the villain allow the villain to eat Gong Food? The villain did not make any mistakes." Li Li called out, and the fat man said angrily: "You made me angry early in the morning and haven't made any mistakes yet!"

"The villain wants the husband to practice foot strength. He gets up early in the morning to exercise foot strength and increase appetite. Isn't it good to eat more and grow taller?"

"Who wants to practice foot strength? Why do I need to practice foot strength? You said!" The fat man pointed at Li Li angrily.

"If you don't run faster, why do you run away after you hit me?" Li Li said, without waiting for the little fat man to react, and explained: "The villain was beaten by a crowd in the village back then. Guess how the villain did it?"

Xiao Shiyilang became interested: "How to do it?"

"A handful of duck shit was stuck on one person's face, then turned around and ran away."

"Ah? Then?"

"Run, they can't run away from me anyway, they can't catch up. They screamed in anger, but they can't catch up. As soon as I ran home, they didn't dare to come."

"Uh..." The little fat man was speechless and heard Li Li say again: "The next day, these people blocked the villain in the village again, making the villain look like a duck shit. The villain turned around and ran away. They chased him, but they couldn't catch up."

The little fat man's mouth was full of surprise. After hearing Li Li say, "After repeated," the evil boys made him lose their temper. No one in the village dared to block him anymore. The little fat man's mouth was so open that he could put down a fist.

"So, the villain suggests that the husband practices more foot strength, and fight with those bully brothers in the future, punch them and run away if they turn around, so that they can't catch up."

Li Li's suggestion made the fat man nodded, while Cai Ping and Cai were amused and crying.

"Then, what if they catch up?" The fat man continued to ask, and Li Li replied: "Langjun just ran to Ah Niang or Aye to cry, saying that there are more people and fewer people, and a few beat one..."

The little fat man was stunned after hearing this, and then showed joy: This trick is good!

Li Li continued to teach bad tricks: "Don't worry, my husband, the villain thinks that if such a thing really happens, those who will definitely not dare to chase after you. After all, it's ugly to say it out loud, and even a few can't beat one..."

"But this tone must not be swallowed, so I discussed it and blocked my husband the next day and poured him over..."

"My husband, don't panic, don't cry, wipe off the shit on his face, stick one of them with his backhand, and then turn around and run..."

"Repeat this a few times. Anyway, whoever blocks your husband will attack you first, and then run away. Haha, if you come a few more times, no one will dare to block your husband."

The fighting master in Shiraishi Village (Li Li himself praised) teaches his fighting experience on the spot, has a one-on-one single-handed fighting style, a one-on-many fighting style when he is beaten, and a one-on-many fighting style when he is attacked by someone, which is extremely exciting.

If you fight one-on-one, you will hit someone, and you will run away if you take advantage, and you will piss off the other party to death.

One-to-many people were beaten up. After enduring the pain, they decided that the other party would fight desperately, making the other party's head bleed, and then they ran away by themselves. After a few more times, no one dared to come up.

Same thing as being attacked by someone.

Li Li also made a summary: "As the saying goes, 'The martial arts in the world are invincible, only the speed is not broken'. After the husband has practiced his foot strength, he will run away when he fights, and others can't catch up. That's amazing..."

This extremely exciting fighting experience is very consistent with the taste of the fat man, such as "the world's martial arts are invincible, and only fast is not broken", and the "fighting strategy" of "fighting and running" made him fascinated.

Before he knew it, he ate a lot of food and drank a lot of water. When Cai saw his son's appetite was rising, he was too late to be happy.

When Cai Ping saw his nephew's obedience to Li Liyan's plan, he was very happy: Amitabha, finally someone can subdue you, a naughty child.

Li Li believes that naughty children in the second stage are all hated by people. Because of the outbreak of self-awareness, naughty children have a serious rebellious mentality and are difficult to teach, and even their own fathers are difficult to teach.

For such naughty children, ordinary preaching is useless and will backfire. So Li Li took a different approach and used the method of "teaching and fighting" to lure the fat man's soul away.

No one has ever taught the naughty child Xiao Shiyilang how to fight and fight. Now there is a "senior in the world" who has appeared to tell the truth and teach himself how to fight and gain the upper hand. How could he not be excited?

Even excitedly, he almost learned his skills on the spot. So, can the apprentice's disciples not listen to every word he said?

So, Li Li successfully persuaded the fat man to get up early every day to exercise, walk quickly first, and then practice running slowly in order to win the fight.

In this way, it can not only strengthen the physical fitness, bask in more sunshine, but also increase appetite, and then eat and drink more. This is very important for teenagers in their growth stages.

Xiao Shiyilang was happy when he heard this. Seeing Li Li looking at the food on the table with a gaze, he generously pushed the food over: "Hey, eat quickly, when you are full, let's go fishing."

Li Li thanked him, picked up a pancake and put it in his mouth, took a few bites, and asked in a pretentious manner: "Why are you going to fish?"

Xiao Shiyilang scratched his head: "If you don't go fishing, what do we do? Go out to play?"

"The villain thought he should read, practice calligraphy, and then practice archery."

"Ah? Archery?"

Xiao Shiyilang looked embarrassed, and Cai Ping, who was standing beside him, was worried when he heard this: his nephew was most afraid and reluctant to practice archery. He had practiced for many years and had no progress at all.

Li Li smiled and said, "Mr. I think it's best for me to shoot archery..."

Since the fat man wants to "reform himself", Li Li came up with the idea to "reform" in three aspects: first, read and write; second, exercise and enhance physical fitness; third, practice a useful skill.

Reading and writing is a must. First of all, the royal family, Lanling Xiao, emphasized "literature". Doesn't it mean that the little fat man made progress in "literature"?

Secondly, exercise, you won’t suffer any loss when fighting with your brothers in the future. You can still run away if you can’t beat them. It doesn’t matter who is right or wrong. Anyway, you haven’t been beaten to cry, that’s victory.

As for skills, archery is more serious than performance, and it is also an excellent way to highlight "reform and reform". Besides, for the children of nobles, archery is also a very important skill.

Li Li decided that since he wanted to help, he would help the last two items, especially archery.

He can't shoot arrows, but by learning from Cai Ping, he knew that Xiao Shiyilang had actually already had a foundation, but because he was unwilling to endure hardship, he made little progress.

Then, as long as he prescribes the right medicine and helps the other party overcome his fear of difficulties, he will definitely significantly improve his archery level in a short period of time.

Archery is a very important social skill. As long as you practice it well, you can compare other brothers with dignity, without fear of anyone not accepting it.

This is what Xiao Shiyilang always wanted to do but couldn't do it because of laziness.

"Mr., the rules of archery are very simple. If you hit it or not, you can only look at the results. You can't turn others into black and white."

"If the husband wants to prove to the king that he has the ability, shooting arrows is the best way. He will compete with his brothers to beat the other party with a dignified victory. If he wins with his children from other families, he will win glory for the king."

Xiao Shiyilang must have heard this principle countless times. Li Li knew that no matter how much he said it, it would not be of much use, but he could find another way and try to overcome the fear of archery for this kid.

He asked the guard to bring a bow and an arrow in his hand, and put it in his posture of bent the bow and placing an arrow, and asked Xiao Shiyilang: "Langjun, a villain can't shoot arrows. If you have a question, please answer."

When Xiao Shiyilang saw that Li Li could not shoot arrows, but he could do it himself, he was so energetic and asked, "What don't you understand? I'll teach you."

Li Li, who bent his bow and arrow, first moved the bow and then moved the arrow, asked:

"The direction of the bow string rebound is towards the center line of the front bow handle, but the front end of the arrow is obliquely placed on the side of the bow handle, and the direction of the arrow is different from the direction of the bow string rebound. May I ask..."

"The arrow that was clearly shot out should be flying in the direction pointed by the shaft. How could it hit the target on the front?"
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