209. Neon Country Beauty Contest
Li Yu woke up from his dream. The long-lost feeling made him feel energetic.
The sky was gloomy, and I don’t know whether it was early morning or dusk. There was a village ahead, with houses in groups of three or three. Li Yu walked along the stone road, and he wanted to see what dream he had tonight.
During these days, Li Yu often passed by other people's dreams, but his own dreams never set foot. Speaking of which, he really missed him a little.
Taking a deep breath of the air in his dream, Li Yu accelerated the frequency of his feet. He felt thirsty and was about to walk into the village to find the villagers to drink water.
Soon he approached the entrance of the village, and suddenly a dog barking came from some room. Li Yu suddenly sterned his back and scolded him in his heart. Don’t you welcome me? This is my own dream!
He had just finished scolding, and the dog stopped barking.
Ha ~
Li Yu raised his back with satisfaction. He hummed gently, and the soles of his feet became lighter and lighter. As he walked, a well appeared in his sight. The well seemed to be made of stones, which looked a bit old.
Water! Water!
I don’t have to go to the villagers to ask for water to drink it, just take it out of the well.
Li Yu trotted forward. He had just stepped out when suddenly a creepy bg sounded in the sky. The music was faint and scattered, as if it was everywhere.
Why are you having nightmares again?
Li Yu shook his head. He ignored these messy things and went straight to the wellhead. He picked up the bucket next to him, grabbed the hemp rope on the bucket, and threw it down.
Dong!
When the bucket fell, a white humanoid object appeared at the bottom of the well.
Sadako? Li Yu was so scared that his legs were trembling. He felt blood gushing out from both temples, and there was an extreme deep coldness, starting from his toes, he went up to his heart and lungs.
"Who are you?" Sadako slowly raised her tone and slowly emerged.
Li Yu was angry, afraid and angry. He clenched his fist with his right hand and punched the cover of Sadako Tianling. Then he activated the spiritual source, and rolling quicksand poured into the well like a waterfall.
Within two minutes, the well was buried tightly in quicksand. The terrible Sadako could never come out again.
Li Yu is very angry now, and his good mood is gone because of the horror episode just now. He closed his eyes, his whole body flowed to his legs, and then his arms drew a rectangle in the air.
"Soul Refining Field Control!" Li Yu shouted.
In the blink of an eye, the village disappeared, and replaced by a magnificent stage. Li Yu sat in the middle of the audience, with two empty seats on the left and right.
Just now, Li Yu decided to change his game. He was going to hold a beauty pageant in his dream, with him himself serving as the main judge of the event. So what about the other two judges? Li Yu is making a choice.
From ancient times to the present, who have had the aesthetic tastes of the vast universe, and who have reached my level?
Have it.
Li Yu gently pulled open the stool on the left and called out, "Wei Xiaobao!"
Whoosh ~
Wei Xiaobao took his seat in an instant. This guy tied a long braid that was unique to the Qing Dynasty, with a terrible head and a terrifying man.
Li Yu asked him, "Master Wei Xiang, do you know me?"
Wei Xiaobao blinked, and then said word by word, "It's in vain to call himself a hero."
OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK Sure enough, Li Yu gave a thumbs up with approval. Then he pulled open the stool on the right, shook his head and called "Cao Mengde!"
Whoosh ~
There was a big man with thick hair and beard on the stool on the right. His eyes were bright, and although he was not an emperor, he had a momentum that was more than an emperor.
"Wow, say Cao Cao is here." Wei Xiaobao exclaimed.
Li Yu turned his head and asked the same question, "Do you know who I am?"
Cao Cao said without hesitation, "I understand, I see the heroes in the world, only Mr. Li and Cao."
OK OK OK OK!
Li Yu gave a thumbs up again. It seems that the two judges selected tonight are not only lustful, but also have vision.
The judges took the seat and the contestants were the next ones. Li Yu wanted to listen to the opinions of Cao Cao and Wei Xiaobao first, so he asked them to recommend their favorite contestants.
"Diao Chan, 100 points!" Cao Cao blurted out.
"A Ke, 100 points!" Wei Xiaobao was not willing to be outdone.
Cao Cao frowned with thick eyebrows, "Diao Chan I recommend is among the four beauties, and is famous. What do you recommend?"
Wei Xiaobao stood up and argued that "it's not about whether he is famous or not, but about his figure and appearance."
"Also have temperament, this is more critical," Li Yu added.
Cao Cao seemed a little dissatisfied, and then recommended two more "Big Qiao and Xiao Qiao."
Wei Xiaobao immediately responded to "Princess Jianling and Shuang'er."
Cao Cao rolled his eyes and said, "What are you doing? Can you compare the two you chose with me? The poem has a cloud, the east wind does not match Zhou Lang, and the bronze birds and springs are locked in the deepest two Qiao."
Wei Xiaobao tilted his mouth, "I can't read and don't understand any poems that are as good as the clouds and the style. Anyway, I'm talking about it here. The contestants I recommend are all wives who share the same bed with me. What do you recommend?"
"Haha!" Cao Cao laughed, "I am not interested in discussing with ordinary people. Next, I am going to recommend Zhang Xiu's wife to participate in the competition."
Wei Xiaobao started to cheat, "Just make it clear. I will give 100 points for all the contestants I recommend, and I will give 0 points for all the contestants you recommend."
Cao Cao said tit-for-tat, "This sentence is returned to you intact."
"Stop! Stop!" Li Yu couldn't stand it anymore. He angrily said, "If you quarrel again, you will be disqualified from the judge immediately."
This was immediately effective. Cao Cao and Wei Xiaobao both shut up and didn't even dare to speak out.
Li Yu thought that if you let familiar beauties participate in the competition, the two judges he called may be useless. If you want to increase the fun of the competition, you have to find some beauties that are not familiar to Cao Cao and Wei Xiaobao.
Who should I choose?
Li Yu quickly thought of a good idea. He asked, "Let's relax our eyes and not just limit ourselves to the beauties we are familiar with. Otherwise, what about the beauty pageant for Kimchi Country today?"
"No." Cao Cao and Wei Xiaobao shook their heads at the same time.
Most of the beauties in Kimchi Country have improved varieties after plastic surgery. They look similar, so there is really no need to take them out and choose. After thinking for a while, Li Yu asked again, "Is Neon Country OK?"
"Okay!" The other two judges answered in unison.
So he began to look for contestants. At this moment, Li Yu was glad that Yan Feiwu was not there. If he were there, the contestants would be Takiri Lola, Haitianyi, Hatano Yui, Kobashimiji, Osawa Maria and other film and television stars.
After about three minutes, Li Yu, Cao Cao and Wei Xiaobao finally agreed to five contestants. Take a deep breath. Li Yu shouted to the center of the stage, "Tengsai Asuka!"
Whoosh ~
Chapter completed!