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Because the new movie is released, Xu Mi has to run promotional activities with her team these days. As promised, she and Yan Huibai have been busy with their own affairs in the past month.
After only two days of separation, the great writer received a WeChat message from his girlfriend:
[Woo!]
[Woooooooooo!]
[I am so sad!]
Three messages and three exclamation points show that the feelings are very strong.
Yan Huibai was not busy replying. He checked Weibo first and felt that it was fine. Then he opened the browser and searched for Xu Mi's name, and the news that came out were all positive.
It's a good box office look at this.
The reputation is excellent.
There wasn't any strange news. How could she be like this?
Yan Huibai couldn't think of anything, so he simply called and asked, "What's going on? What are you feeling sad about?"
"Who would be in a good mood?"
"……you say."
"That's not something that can be explained easily over the phone."
Okay, Yan Huibai understands.
He took his keys and wallet and drove to Xu Mi's place. What he saw was his girlfriend who had "I'm so wronged" written on her face.
When I cry, I am not crying. The depression is quite real.
Yan Huibai sat over, ready to listen to what she said slowly, but Xu Mi didn't say anything, just raised her hand and slapped it heavily on the wooden table.
Then, visible to the naked eye, the table cracked.
Yes, the table is cracked.
The solid wood table is cracked...!
Yan Huibai stared at the crack for a long time, so long that Xu Mi couldn't help but asked him quietly: "Don't you have anything to say about this?"
After she asked this question, Yan Huibai slowly shifted his gaze from the cracked table to Xu Mi's face.
The man's Adam's apple rolled slightly.
Ask as firmly as you can: "Is this your latest power?"
"It's not just that! As I told you, if some of the things I do make the people below feel particularly happy, they will send red envelopes to thank me.
I was able to light up my martial arts skills and successfully pass this role thanks to the help of a Kung Fu Grandma. Kung Fu Grandma’s wish is to make more people like and want to learn martial arts.
I promised her that I would help, but now that the movie has been well received, why don’t I call her to give her feedback?”
"You give her feedback, and she gives you more when she's happy??"
"It would be better if that were the case, she whined... She called all her fellow fans below and shared this joy with them, and then they encouraged me together and sent me a support red envelope to do a good job.
The person I am now is no longer the person I used to be.
I really became a female King Kong."
Yan Huibai saw how miserable she said, touched his face and said, "I'm the one who should cry, right? Next time you hit my chest with your little fist, won't you crack my bones?"
Xu Mi said sadly: "If I accidentally break your bones, I can make soup for you to help you recover, and you won't sue me. Think about it, after the first part of our movie is released, we will
I'm going to film the second part, and I have to continue fighting with the protagonist. I'm so scared. I'm afraid that he will use aggressive tactics on me again, and make me use my strength to beat him to death. What if I don't hold back my strength and beat him?
What should I do if I’m stupid? I’ve just fallen in love, I’m still young, and I don’t want to go to jail, oh oh oh oh.”
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Yan Huibai couldn't bear it anymore and raised his hand to poke her forehead.
Xu Mi raised her head to avoid it, raised her hand and rubbed it twice, and said angrily: "You don't even feel sorry for me, you are too much."
"Thomas Jones will vomit blood after hearing what you just said. No matter how you look at it, he is in a worse situation. If you hadn't restrained him and let him die on the spot..."
"Then he can still live happily down there, but I will go to jail."
This makes sense. Yan Huibai didn't even expect this angle.
He choked.
Even the most imaginative writer can't keep up with the rhythm of his girlfriend's nonsense. There are so many things that Yan Huibai doesn't know where to start, so he comforts his girlfriend and says: "You are a mature adult, be strong.
Let’s finish the promotional activities first, and let’s talk about the next one. If you don’t know what to do, just go to Jon Slattery, take a picture of the table and show it to him, and he will know whether you should buy insurance or something.
Already."
Xu Mi clapped her hands, yes! Yes!
As long as the producer knows her level of strength more clearly, he can always cooperate and deal with it.
So, before the next group activity, members of their team met.
Including the producer, the director, and the main actors.
Xu Mi secretly walked over to Jon Slattery and told him that she had been under a lot of pressure recently and often felt anxious.
The producer was extremely surprised: "...Are you worried that the first action movie will not do well? You can rest assured that from my experience, this film will never be bad at the box office. Speaking of which, I regretted that I only followed
You signed three films, and I feel like you can make six to nine films."
Xu Mi shook her head wildly: "No, no, no! I can't wait to be taken away by the police at the beginning of the second part."
"???Why?"
"Didn't you say before that the second part will be shot after the first one is released? I have a lot of roles in the second part, so I should prepare in advance.
I'm ready. I'm practicing every day now. As I practice, I find that my strength seems to be much stronger.
I beat Thomas until he was covered in bruises and bruises before, but now, what should I do if he couldn’t bear it and died on the spot???"
The producer watched helplessly as Xu Mi said a lot of words that he couldn't quite understand, sincerely.
Is he stronger again?
It’s not like you develop rapidly during adolescence. How can you suddenly become stronger at this age?
Thomas Jones didn't do anything after the last fight. How could he die on the spot with such a rough skin?
The bald man looked confused.
Xu Mi motioned him to take two steps, come to the side, and come to the table.
There was also a solid wood table in this room. Xu Mi took a deep breath and raised her hand to slap it hard.
Everyone who was talking on the side heard her slamming the table. Those people thought that Xu Mi had a conflict with the producer giant, so they hurried over to prepare for mediation. When they came over, they saw her hand
There was a crack in the table on which it was pressed.
That table, a heavy solid wood table.
Cracked...
Thomas Jones felt like there was a crack in his heart, and the cold wind was blowing there, making his chest feel cold.
His heart felt cold and he was dizzy, and he felt like he saw God in a trance. God asked him to speak quickly if he had anything else to say, and after finishing speaking, he was ready to leave this beautiful world.
Compared with Thomas, Hailey has a bigger heart.
People blew on Xu Mi's hand distressedly. After blowing, she thought about it, took out her mobile phone and clicked a photo on the table.
After filming, I posted it on Twitter, saying that businesses these days have no conscience. Look, this is made of solid wood, but the girl on the set cracked it with a slap.
The first people who see her tweets are definitely her fans.
Even fans were stunned for a while when they saw this.
——Girl???
——Are you sure it’s a girl and not a female gorilla???
——Are girls so scared nowadays? We boys are so dangerous.
——So whose solid wood table is it? Let’s expose it.
——Those who are renovating want to avoid thunder.
Haili was really about to click on the sign on the side, but Xu Mi stopped her.
"Don't."
"Mimi, don't stop me. I will expose this unscrupulous businessman today! How much does such a big table cost? Is it a scam or not?"
"Ah...it shouldn't be the merchant's fault."
"If you don't blame him, who can blame you? Who can blame you? Are you saying that your natural strength can break the table with a slap? Is this a joke?"
Xu Mi:……
To be continued...