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Chapter 8 The Excellent Life of the Second Uncle

The second uncle is incredible.

Now, the man walking towards us, wearing beach pants, shiny leather shoes, a floral shirt, a straw hat on his head, and smoking a cigarette, who else could he be if he wasn't the most handsome young man in Mufan Town?

"Hello, second uncle!" Three or five primary school students passing by stood in military posture and bowed in greeting.

"Well, study hard." The second uncle continued to puff on his cigarette without stopping, walking forward with an open step.

"Hello, Second Uncle!" A row of young soldiers lined up neatly and ran toward them. Their voices were loud and shocking. They stood still on the spot, clenched their right fists collectively, and punched the sky.

"Well, train well." The second uncle also clenched his right fist and punched the sky.

He moved freely and freely. He was already used to the shouts of the youth soldiers. He was calm and relaxed. He just took a deep breath of the cigarette and continued to walk towards the school with contentment.

"Hello, second uncle!" Seven or eight nurses came towards me. They were young, beautiful, and touching. They also stood in military posture in front of the second uncle, clenched their right fists, and punched the sky.

"Well, work hard." The second uncle showed a smile and was amiable. He also stood in a standard military posture on the spot, clenched his right fist and punched the sky.

Then the second uncle took another careful look, without stopping, and continued to puff on the cigarette, and the clouds were calm and the breeze was gentle.

The second uncle couldn't help but think of his life after military training began.

That day, he was standing in a military posture on the playground and fainted on purpose because his legs were sore. But who would have thought that thirty-seven instructors rushed to him in a group, scaring him so much that his legs were no longer sore and his waist no longer hurt.

On the spot, the second uncle ejected from the spot and shouted loudly: "How can I pass out here? I am a man who wants to protect the whole clan and fight to the death for the clan! How can I fall? I want to continue training! Tu

The Lang clan will definitely win!"

As a result, everyone was moved. The instructor who was close to him looked at him, and even the man in his thirties couldn't help but shed tears.

Immediately afterwards, everyone shook their fists at him and gave him a round of applause.

On that day, under such difficult conditions, the clan leader Ran Xiong sent him a banner with the words "Lao Ji Fufeng, a role model for the whole clan" and asked him to stand on the rostrum every day and guide the whole clan in a military posture.

After that, even if he fainted four or five times

This time, I still stood up after a short rest and continued to devote myself to the intense training. I also received the supreme treatment of adding a chicken drumstick every day.

With the unanimous approval of the whole clan, the second uncle was awarded the honorary title of "Training Model" of the month, and the honorary title of "The Most Beautiful Tribe" for life.

"Oh, outstanding people can shine at any age." The second uncle continued to take a puff of his cigarette and began to think again.

The examination papers for the senior citizens' class that day were so densely packed that it made his eyes dizzy. He knew all the words, but he couldn't put them together.

Of course, this kind of thing doesn't trouble him. I heard young people say "If there are three long and one short, choose short, if there are three short and one long, choose long, if there are two long and two short, choose 2, and if there is a mess, choose 3."

, so he did it.

There was also the essay question, which asked Wu Shi to write about his views on the family. The second uncle didn’t even think about it and just filled in the sentence that he had practiced for five days: “You are born as a Tulang person, and you die as a Tulang ghost.”

In this sentence, although the word "gui" was a typo and the number of words did not meet the requirements, the second uncle still received a perfect score for the composition.

That sentence is even written on the cultural wall of every classroom.

In the end, he scored 80 points in this Chinese language test, and became the first place in the senior class with a score of 63 points ahead of the second place. He was unparalleled in the limelight and envied others.

After our clan leader Ran Xiong heard about it, he sent a banner with the words "Unbroken ambition, a role model for our generation" under such difficult circumstances.

Later, with the continuous recognition of the senior class, the second uncle was awarded the honorary title of monthly "Learning Model" and the honorary title of lifelong "Learning Model".

"Alas, a person's brilliance cannot be covered by the vicissitudes of his old face. It is indeed lonely!" The second uncle lit another cigarette and took a sip. In the mist, his true face could not be seen.

Another day, the second uncle watched the big whip hammer take down names, and the next day those whose names were taken down never appeared on the playground again.

The second uncle was startled, especially the evil smile that Big Whip Hammer gave him, which made him think a lot.

The second uncle was so frightened that he tossed and turned and smoked two packs of cigarettes that night.

After that, people disappeared every day, and those who were selected were all sleeping, and they never came back.

However, he was even more certain of his guess.

Therefore, in the days that followed, no matter how sleepy and tired the second uncle was, no matter how hard his butt was, he was always strong!

Therefore, before he knew it, the second uncle was already proficient in first aid issues and basic injury treatment.

Finally, on that day, when the moon was full and the stars were shining, the second uncle went up to the podium.

Every question he was taught, every standard first aid measure, every minor illness, the second uncle answered fluently and demonstrated it perfectly.

For a moment, everyone was shocked and called the second uncle a genius.

The second uncle just said calmly on the rostrum: "If you have the same heart as me with an iron needle pricking your legs, you can still be so outstanding."

After saying that, the second uncle lifted up his trouser legs. After everyone confirmed, he put it down gracefully, picked up the straw hat that often covered his trouser legs and put it on gracefully before leaving gracefully.

Then, everyone felt it, some lowered their heads in shame, some had red eyes, and some children cried loudly.

But after a while, the steady stream of applause became louder and louder.

Everyone waved their fists at him again.

Once again, our clan leader Ran Xiong heard the news and came here, and once again under such difficult circumstances, he sent a banner with the words "Comprehensive Talent, Model Example".

Once again, with the unanimous approval of the Medical Night School Group, the second uncle was awarded the honorary title of "Medical Model of the Month" and the honorary title of "Medical Expert" for Life.

"Oh, it is true that I am lonely, but if you are as good as me, what can you do?" The second uncle took a deep breath of cigarette and walked forward again.

Arriving at the patriarch's office, Mao Jiu, Bago and two college students were sitting here, all of whom were his old acquaintances.

"Second uncle, please sit down." The two college students knew each other very well and were extremely humble when they saw the idol beside them.

"Yes." The second uncle was not modest, he sat down casually and put a straw hat on his legs.

"Second uncle, since your outstanding deeds are praised by everyone, I am going to write your story into a short book so that everyone in the clan can encourage each other. What do you think?" Ran Xiong asked.
Chapter completed!
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