14, haunted house recruitment(1/2)
Bee bee bee bee—
It is the key sound of the calculator.
——Established 250,000 monuments.
——Administrative fee is RMB 512,500.
——Two monuments are erected, with a total cost of 500,000 yuan and a management fee of 25,000 yuan.
——Charge debts of special residents, RMB 825,000.
Total: 1.35 million yuan
Bee bee bee bee—
The slender and slender fingers are full of force, like the touch of the hand in an advertisement, full of aesthetic temptation.
He ruthlessly beating the calculator...
Wanqi Linmu calculated quickly and knocked down the last one equal number.
He leaned back, hugged his arms in front of him, and a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
"Although it's a little far from Tongtong's 16 million," Wanqi Linmu said to himself: "But just took office, I made more than one million, and the harvest was good."
"Wow!"
"The boss is so awesome!"
"I sold so many cemeteries as soon as I came!"
The security guard clapped his hands, as if he had paid for the childcare, his face was full of exaggeration, but he applauded extremely sincerely.
【Happy Cemetery Senior Management Meeting】
【In the meeting】
【Do not disturb】
On the gate of the iron-gray office building in the Happy Cemetery, there was a label of "conference" on the "title" and the door was closed, and the voices were vaguely heard from inside.
A new rounded conference table was added on the first floor of the office building.
The size of ten meters by two meters can accommodate 18 people to hold meetings at the same time.
At this time, Wanqi Linmu was sitting at the head of the long conference table, pressing the calculator "beep" with "beep".
The other protagonist of the high-level meeting, the only employee of the Happy Cemetery, was sitting opposite Wanqi Linmu, at the other head of the rounded conference table.
Clap your hands...
The security guard smiled and clapped his hands, patted for about half a minute, full of sincerity.
It seems like I remembered something: "By the way, boss, we..."
The security guard's voice was a little cramped: "We are only two of us, why should we buy such a large desk? Will we sit too far?"
A desk worth ten meters by two meters.
There are eight large office chairs in each of the two rows.
Two large office chairs are placed on the top of the head.
Wanqi Linmu and the security guard were sitting on both sides, just left and right...
In order to make his speech seem more convincing, the security guard looked forward when he spoke, proving that the distance was really far and inconvenient to speak.
Wanqi Linmu knocked on the account book with a ballpoint pen, looked at the sixteen vacant office chairs with a calm look, but there was no answer.
Instead, he said: "Now that our cemetery has recovered slightly, it can block the recent funding deficit."
The Happy Cemetery has been deficit and can’t afford the water and electricity bill. The money Wanqi Linmu earned is simply an urgent matter, and it just happened to pay the water and electricity bill this month.
Not to...
Water outage, power outage.
Wanqi Linmu also said: "In this situation, if we use surplus to develop the cemetery, there are indeed many open spaces that can be developed for us, but... the problem is that no one comes to our cemetery to erect monuments, and it is idle to develop it, but instead we have to pay in the development funds."
The security guard brother Zheng pointed at it and said, "That's right, the boss is right!"
Wanqi Linmu gently stroked the total amount of money with the tip of his pen, drew a circle "swish" and circled more than one million firmly in his "cage".
"So I want to use the open space in the cemetery to develop a haunted house."
"Hazed house?"
The security guard looked confused and looked at Wanqi Linmu with a blank face.
Wanqi Linmu nodded: "We are a cemetery here, and there are so many open spaces. Why not develop a haunted house. The cemetery haunted house is natural."
Try to run a haunted house, and the office building will be very atmosphere. Just decorating the office building can create an atmosphere of a haunted house.
The security guard's confused face turned into a surprised face, and then turned into a deep admiration.
Slap sex!
The security guard applauded vigorously: "Boss, you are so awesome! You are so smart! I admire you, boss!"
Childcare.
Definitely a child care.
Maybe it was the nursery hired by my uncle for money...
The ballpoint pen tip "Du!" fell on the account book, and Wanqi Linmu raised his lips and smiled: "Then let's just say that, develop a haunted house."
Senior management of Happy Cemetery, passed unanimously.
"Crazy", Wanqi Linmu turned the account book one page, "I have calculated that if you find someone to decorate, the price is too expensive, so we might as well buy materials to decorate ourselves."
The walls are not required to be painted, they are purely natural and have a particularly atmosphere.
Buy some items you need in the haunted house.
Set the haunted house room with different themes.
Wanqi Linmu sorted out the matters of developing the haunted house one by one with the security guard one by one. After all, there were only two employees of the entire Happy Cemetery.
Wanqi Linmu looked up at the security guard and said, "What you have to do is go to the business administration department and consult about the cultural business license for opening a haunted house."
"oh oh!"
The security guard nodded sincerely: "Okay, boss!"
Wanqi Linmu also said: "Also, publish a job advertisement."
The security guard continued to nod: "That's right! The boss is right. If you only have the two of us, you can't open a haunted house."
"Boss," asked the security guard: "How many staff members in the haunted house need to be recruited?"
Wanqi Linmu raised his index finger and shook it, and cut it firmly: "One."
"one?"
The security guard looked at Wanqi Linmu in surprise and scratched the back of his head: "This... if you only hire one staff member, it may not be enough to pretend to be a ghost."
What is the essence of a haunted house?
The elusive staff pretending to be a ghost.
Grab your ankles, pat your shoulders, stick out your tongue, pant your ghost, etc.
If you only hire one staff member, you may die of overwork...
Wanqi Linmu closed his hands with ten fingers, his arms were placed on the table, and his chin was gently placed on the closed fingers, and he smiled slightly.
Squeak squeak—
The yellow light swaying from the rafters was shrouded in Wanqi Linmu's invisible smile, and the giant clam stone bracelet with one edge on Wanqi Linmu.
"One is enough," Wanqi Linmu's voice was very soft: "I have found other staff in the haunted house, and... I don't need a salary."
No salary required?
The staff in the haunted house are dangerous jobs and are extremely susceptible to injury. If the price is not appropriate, it will be difficult to recruit, let alone those who do not require wages.
The security guard scratched his head, as if he was puzzled, but then he showed a silly smile of surprise.
"The boss is worthy of being the boss, so awesome!"
Wanqi Linmu raised his eyebrows: "You go and prepare the job advertisement first."
"Okay, boss!" The security guard was full of energy: "I'll go now!"
Bang—
The security guard's back was full of vitality, and he strode out of the iron-gray office building gate and closed the door.
Outside the gate, the winter wind whistles.
Inside the gate...
creak— creak—
To be continued...