Section 4 Down with Vegetable Farmers (Part 2)
Just when I was a little excited and a little confused, I suddenly thought, belt, isn't belt the best whip? When I thought of this, I quickly touched my hand to my waist without saying a word. Because I was so excited, when I went to take off my belt, it made a jingle sound. This sound made Huang Xuanyi, who was originally intoxicated, suddenly woke up. She quickly reached her hand to my waist, grabbed it tightly, and shook her head loudly, "No! No! No! No! This is absolutely not possible! This is absolutely not possible! I don't do it! Absolutely not!"
"You misunderstood!" I said loudly.
"I misunderstood something. You have taken off your pants. What other misunderstandings?" Huang Xuanyi said in a crying voice.
"I'm not taking off my pants, I'm taking off my belt, I won't do anything to you."
After saying this, I didn't believe it. If the rocket flying into the sky could brake suddenly, I could take off my belt and not take off my pants.
"No! No!" Huang Xuanyi seems to be unable to speak human words except for the word "No, absolutely not!"
Just when I was about to continue my ideological work, suddenly, the glass of our car was knocked on, "Is there anyone inside?"
From today on, I hate vegetable farmers so much that I want to raise my middle finger to vegetable farmers who get up at 4:30 in the morning to destroy other people's good deeds. If you sell vegetables, you should just sell your vegetables honestly. What are you doing?
"If this old uncle hadn't appeared, you might have really been raped tonight." Huang Xuanyi leaned into my ear and said in the lowest voice while sitting on the tricycle entering the city.
I hung my head listlessly and replied, "Rape, really, when we really go to the court, at most we will be sentenced to temptation in this situation, and the greatest possibility is to be sentenced to adultery."
"Go to you." Huang Xuanyi spat and slapped me hard on my butt.
I stretched out my index finger to her and said, "I warn you not to tease me anymore. Otherwise, I will give you a Dharma in the yellow sperm and tomatoes!"
Huang Xuanyi smiled, nodded, and said, "You hooligan are really likely to do this."
I pursed my mouth and said, "Rogue? I want to be a real rogue. I can hold you for so long until this old man comes to ruin my good things? I smoked ten cigarettes afterwards."
Huang Xuanyi asked, "You are not a hooligan, why did you take off your pants later?"
I argued: "Who said I was taking off my pants, I was taking off my belt."
Huang Xuanyi asked again: "If you don't take off your pants, what belt will you take off?"
"I took off my belt because... Hey, I'm too lazy to talk to you so much. I've never had a clear argument with you so many times. I've never had a chance to argue with you." At this point, I paused and continued, "But even if I took off my pants, it was you who seduced me. If it weren't for being seduced by your erotic dream, would I be so anxious? Frankly speaking, brother, I'm already gentle enough. If it were an ordinary person, you would have been scored N long ago."
Huang Xuanyi listened to me and didn't say anything for a while. After a while, she climbed on my shoulder and said, "I know that although you are a little lustful, you still can't talk about being bad."
"Hmph, you finally know how to speak something."
After a while, Huang Xuanyi touched my shoulder and asked, "After waiting, I'll take a little leisure time and accompany me to find the SM bar in Xijing? I'm quite scared to go there alone, and it should be better for two of you."
*Seeing Huang Xuanyi next to him, he said, "Stop coming, please find someone else in this matter. Then I will make me burn myself. I will show my true nature and you should sue me for rape again."
"You can't help but think so much, just go and see me as curious?"
"Student Huang Xuanyi, if you really want me to be able to do it, you are curious and not lustful, then you may have to take my photos."
"I'll only go for a while, only stay for half an hour..." Huang Xuanyi shook my shoulders coquettishly, "Oh, even if I beg you, at most I'll treat you to a big meal."
Alas, I found out that it was a thing of coquettishness, and women didn't need to learn it. No matter what kind of woman it was, she was born to know, even a guy like Huang Xuanyi, who usually looks as cold as a judge.
But I had no choice but to sigh and say, "Let's talk about it, it depends on my mood."
When Huang Xuanyi saw that I was soft, she immediately danced happily, "Hey, light up the lighter."
I asked in confusion: "What are you doing?"
Huang Xuanyi replied: "You must have made a mess just now, I want to make up my makeup."
I shook my head incomprehensible, "Damn, you won't be that right? Now it's midnight, I'm walking on the road, and neither white nor black people can tell me what makeup do you put on?"
Huang Xuanyi pushed me, "Don't talk so much nonsense, hurry up and beat me."
I sighed, took out the lighter from my pocket and lit it. Then, I heard Huang Xuanyi, who was holding the makeup mirror, suddenly scream, "Oh."
I turned my face and said to Huang Xuanyi impatiently: "Please, don't just call it this way. I'm fine, I'm afraid that the old man driving in front of me will get scared to you and get a heart attack."
"You said, look..." Huang Xuanyi said, pointing at her neck. Only then did I notice that her neck was full of dense kiss marks, and the initiator of all this was naturally the brother-in-law who was the little guy.
When I saw this circle of kiss marks, I couldn't help but smile.
"You are still laughing!" Huang Xuanyi hit my shoulder hard, "How do you ask me to go to work tomorrow!"
I turned off the lighter and shrugged, "Here, you can't see it."
"You're so damn, you have the ability to put out the lighter, but are you have the ability to put out the sun?"
I coughed without answering, and Huang Xuanyi continued to worry, "Oh, it's over, there are still several more to open tomorrow. What should I do?"
Seeing that she was so anxious, I comforted her casually: "It doesn't matter, just say it's bitten by a mosquito, oh, no, this is a bit exaggerated, or you just say it's scraping."
"Scrape your neck? Only your IQ can trust it."
Huang Xuanyi was a little furious. I knew she had such a temper, so I was too lazy to pay attention to her. Anyway, the group of pink people on her neck were not me, so let her worry.
When we returned to the city and got off the tricycle, we happened to encounter sunrise. I stood at the entrance of the farmers' market, looked up at the red sun in the sky, and felt a little touched. I didn't expect that the second time I came to Xijing to see the sunrise was here.
After looking at the rising sun for a while, I felt a little dizzy and uncomfortable all over. I struggled all night last night, but now I can't handle it anymore. Huang Xuanyi next to me was a little better than me, and she was still nagging that she could only wear a scarf to go to work after dawn. However, no matter how good her situation was, it was not much better, and she was swaying. So we took a taxi together and embarked on the way home. After sending her home first, I returned to school.
When I returned to the dormitory, Zhang Sheng was still sleeping. I changed my cell phone battery and then climbed to the chang shop to go to bed. After less than five minutes of sleep, the phone actually rang. When I saw that it was Han Rong's phone number, I frowned and thought to myself, "Why did you call me so early?"
As soon as I answered the phone, I heard Han Rong over there say with a sigh of relief: "God bless you finally answered the phone."
Seeing that she was so nervous, I quickly asked, "My phone has no battery, so I haven't answered it. What's wrong with you? You seem to be very nervous?"
"Of course I'm nervous. I've been calling since twelve o'clock last night until now. If you don't answer, I'll call the police."
"Ah?" I was stunned for a moment, "Do you have any urgent matters to come to me? So urgent?"
"No, it's just after 11 o'clock last night, I thought of asking you if you had sent Xuanyi home. Who knew that your phone could not be reached. So I called Xuanyi and she turned off. After a while, I called you again, and your phone actually turned off. So I was very worried about you, and I kept calling you both, but it kept turning off. I didn't know what to do, so I kept calling you until now."
"It's nothing, it's just out of battery. I just changed my battery." I said, hesitating for a moment, and then told Han Rong about what happened last night. Of course, Huang Xuanyi is a mischievous lover, and of course I never mentioned the mischievous love game between me and her, and only said that she cheated me.
After listening to my explanation, Han Rong smiled and said, "Xuanyi is a little willful when doing things. I will help you find an opportunity."
"No need, after this time, my grudges with her should be almost the same."
"That's the best. Xuanyi is a good girl. You will know after you have been with her for a long time." Han Rong said this and smiled again, "Now I know you're fine, I feel at ease. Oh, I'm so sleepy. I'm asleep, so you can sleep too."
I said with some guilt, "I'm sorry, I've worried you."
"Silly, don't say such things. You are my closest person. I'm just worried that you are for granted. Okay, don't tell you anymore. Go to bed, kiss me." Han Rong said, kissed her on the phone, and hung up the phone.
Hearing the beeping sound on the phone and looking at the red sun outside the window, a feeling of guilt for Han Rong rose in my heart. However, I knew that in three days, my guilt would disappear without a trace.
Alas, who told me to be a normal man with thirst ejaculation?
May God forgive me!
Chapter completed!