"Why are you so depressed? You'll just eat it all night? Damn, do you need to be so stingy?" Zhang Sheng said carelessly while holding a toothpick in his mouth. This look and his glasses are really a lewd demon.

"I was beaten up for no reason, of course I felt sorry for it. However, I am generous by nature and treat money like dirt. Of course, I would not be worried about such a small matter." As I said, sighing slowly towards the dark sky in a melancholy manner.

"Okay, don't pretend to be deep here. I don't know, I thought you were a poet." Zhang Sheng spitted out his toothpick and reached out to pat my shoulder, "Are you still bothered by Li Wenci's affairs?"

"Oh, what else can I do? You just heard that you were by the side. When I called Qian Buyi just now, his tone came out of his mouth, "What's the matter". The short words were full of surprise, and there were countless suspicions and dissatisfaction hidden in the surprise. I dare to guarantee you, he might be looking for someone to check my details now."

"Is it so exaggerated? Is it because you are nervous? I see that when he talks to you later, his voice is quite normal, and he talks and laughs."

"So you have a big head and a brain, and you have a big brain. Since you can make so many cunning businessmen praise him for his future, will he be so stupid? If you think he will be like you, whoever you want to deal with, you want to carve his name on your forehead and have a light bulb, which will shine at night."

"Is Qian Buyi so powerful as you said? I think you are afraid of him? Have you never been afraid of someone like this before?" Zhang Sheng looked at me strangely and said.

"Bah, who said I'm afraid of him?" I said, glaring at Zhang Sheng, "It's just that for the sake of a middle-level MM like Li Wenci, it's not easy to offend Qian Buyi. Do you think I'm so brainless?"

Zhang Sheng nodded, "Well... you really make some sense when you say this. If you think so, it's actually very simple. You should find a girlfriend quickly, so that you can kill Li Wenci's heart, so you don't have to worry."

"Yes." I touched my chin, "But it's not necessary to be as serious as my girlfriend..."

That night, I basically didn't sleep in the middle of the night. I was planning how I could meet a tall and sexy beautiful girl, and then I was dying with her. I accidentally ran into Li Wenci so that I could escape from the sky and be ashamed of my debauchery in the future. Well, to be on the safe side, it would be best to find the MM beside Li Wenci. Isn't the most MM beside her my classmate? It's a pity that I didn't attend the meeting last night, otherwise I might have already caught one, but it doesn't matter. The day is long and the cans will expire, and the MM won't...

I just thought about it, and it was not until the second half of the night that I fell asleep. It was not long after I slept that I heard a noise in the entire dormitory building. I sat up from the bed in a daze and muttered, "What are you doing? Demolition of the building?"

"Brother, concentrate, are you still leisurely?" I opened my eyes a little wider with difficulty, and saw Zhang Sheng seemingly was tidying up something. Before he could ask him what he was doing, he dragged it off the bed, "Go away!"

I was so confused that I didn't know what was going on. I changed my clothes in a daze, and then was dragged by Zhang Sheng to the school playground like a mop, but I still didn't know what was going on. It was not until a fierce man in a green military uniform appeared in front of me and stared at me, that I vaguely felt what was going on.

He first stretched a fist fiercely between my waist and belt, "Is this also called an armed belt?"

Then he hit me in the hat and shouted loudly: "What are you doing? You want to be a hooligan? You are lazy, yawning, and your clothes are not tidy, and even your hat is crooked."

Even though I was a little sleepy, I woke up long ago by his yelling. I quickly tied the armed straps so hard that I couldn't breathe, tidy up my clothes, and hold my hat. After I got all this, the soldier brother looked at his watch and pointed at several people, including Zhang Sheng, and said, "The emergency meeting time is six o'clock, but you two will arrive at around six o'clock. If you encounter an enemy's camp, you will be rich after you die ten times. Now you are punished to run around the playground for ten laps. Is there any problem?"

The others looked at each other and replied in a scattered manner: "No problem."

I cursed in my heart, it was so hypocritical, then raised my hand and said weakly: "Instructor, I am anemia, the doctor said I can't exercise too vigorously."

The instructor looked at me, then asked in a negotiated tone: "How many laps do you think you can run?"

I thought to myself, the instructors have given me such a face. If I said I could only run for one or two laps, wouldn’t it seem ignorant? So I gritted my teeth and said, “If I go five laps, I should be able to persist.”

"Okay." The instructor nodded, and then said rationally, "Then I agree to your request and add five extra laps to you in addition to ten laps."

"Ah? You..." I grew up, but I didn't have the courage to say the following words.

The instructor glanced at me, then looked at his watch and said, "Eight o'clock is the official mobilization meeting. Those who have not finished the specified number of laps before 8 o'clock will run again."

As soon as he finished speaking, we quickly spread our legs and ran away. While running, I sincerely greeted the instructor’s eighteen generation ancestors in my stomach. However, no matter how much hello, I still have to find a way to solve the current crisis. The fifteenth lap of the football field is six thousand meters, which is simply a joke. Isn’t this a murder for money?

Fortunately, I still have to have the Qinglong Ring. Thinking of it, I quickly put my hand on the Qinglong Ring. Although it was a bit waste to use the Qinglong Ring in this case, there was nothing I could do. Waste was better than exhaustion. Who knew that as soon as I entered the Qinglong Ring, the big guys in the Qinglong Ring all had the same face, "This matter has nothing to do with being fucked, we can't help."

I said left and right, and my saliva was dry, but no one paid attention to me at all. I didn't dare to stay in the Qinglong Ring for too long, for fear that others would see something wrong with me, so I could only retreat in a bad mood. Then, I could only run fifteen laps honestly on myself, and before eight o'clock. The result was that I almost fainted at the finish line with foaming and frothing. When I felt that I was almost dead, I saw our instructor wave forward with force and shouted: "For the month from now on, I will not think you are college students, I will only think you are real soldiers. I promise you that I will make you unforgettable to this experience for life."

As I grew up, no sentence has ever made me feel that it is more like the monologue of the Demon King of Hell than this one.

Since I became sensible, I have always had a question in my heart. That is why the ratio of xing harassment in our Chinese People's Liberation Army is so much lower than that of those capitalist countries? I never believe it. This is because the people of our country have a high awareness and don't care much about this kind of low-level interest. The major pornographic websites are booming, and the popularity is high, and sex goods stores are opened one by one, and more than those in the rice market are enough to prove how ridiculous this reason is.

Now, after a month of military training, I finally understand the peerless magic weapon for our party and army to solve this problem.

To sum up, it is nine words, purifying thoughts with physical strength! In layman's terms, that is, practicing, practicing, and practicing, until you are so tired that you have no strength to think about these things. Even a man among men who are extremely rich in male hormones, who just lie down and fall asleep immediately under the magic weapon of our party and army, he will not have any bad thoughts at all. I can't help but admire Ying Zhengweiguang of our party and army!

In addition to being tired, there is another big feature of military training, that is, you basically don’t hear anyone talking, because everyone can only howl. The instructor will also say loudly with dissatisfaction: “Speak louder! Haven’t you eaten?”

The most common sentence our instructor said to us was - "Give you a smile as love! Go there, one hundred push-ups!"

People are really mean. As the days go by, one day, I suddenly realized that I seemed to have adapted to military training and was no longer so hard. At this time, a month has come and the military training has ended.

Sitting in the car back to school from the military training base, Zhang Sheng looked at the distant mountains and said with emotion: "I'm finally going back."

I glanced at him and said, "You look like you miss me. Do you still want to stay here?"

"That's not. I've just been here for a month, so I have some feelings." Zhang Sheng said, looking at me, "I finally know why so many literati and poets like to express their feelings in the mountains and rivers. Don't look at our mountain as if it's bare, but if it's too much, you will find that it's actually a different kind of fun."

"Come on, who doesn't know what the artist is like? Do you think the literati and poets used to express their love for the mountains and rivers, and they just sat and watched it like this? They were surrounded by wine and dishes, and there were beautiful women playing fans. Do you know what the literati and poets are called? Literary and poets..."

"Slut?" Hearing this word, Zhang Sheng smiled at me with a stingy smile, "Hehe, are you crazy this month? I'm afraid that when you get off the car later, you will feel aroused when you see anyone."

"Ha, you really got it." I smiled and shook my feet. "I have decided that since I got off this car, the first woman to talk to me, as long as she looks average, is no less than sixteen or forty years old, I will chase her!"

As soon as I finished speaking, I heard the students in the car screaming, and there were several excited whistles. I turned around and saw that the car that was just pretending to be a girl and was passing by side with us. It seemed that this month was really making everyone crazy. At this time, I saw the girl with two layers of glass and screamed in spring.

Just as I was about to whistle and scream with everyone, I suddenly saw someone in the car opposite, waving my hand at me desperately. When I looked carefully, I finally saw who was waving to me in the car. But I didn't dare to look at it anymore, so I quickly turned my head back, of course I didn't see anything. But that boy Zhang Sheng didn't know what to do and pulled me desperately and said, "Hehe, is Li Wenci waving to you?"

"I didn't see, I saw nothing." I said, stretching out a hand to cover my eyes.

Zhang Sheng laughed and said, "Boss, I really envy you. Why do you always have good luck everywhere you go?"

I let go of my hand from my eyes and glared at him viciously, "What is this called love luck? This is called love luck."

Zhang Shengxing smiled gloatingly, without saying anything, and happily turned over to Li Wenci.

After an hour, the car stopped at the school gate and I got off the car, but it wasn't there yet. When I had time to look at the etiquette team MM at the door, she was stopped by Li Wenci who suddenly appeared, "Tianqi, why did you suddenly run away last time? Did I do something wrong?"

"No..." I smiled and shook my head with a very hypocritical smile. "I just suddenly had something urgent to do that time, so I left."

"Oh..." Li Wenci patted her chest with confidence, "That's good, I'm scared to death. I thought I had done something wrong and offended you. Are you really not angry with me, right?"

"Of course not." I squeezed all my muscles together, made a smile, and said to myself, "How dare I be angry with you? Am I not afraid that your awesome brother would drag me out and bury me secretly."

Li Wenci nodded happily, "Since you are not angry, then if I have something to ask you, will you not refuse?"

"Ah? Hum..." I squeezed my neck with my hands and coughed desperately.

"Please, you promise me. The crew of "Ju Flowers in Bloom" is going to Xijing to choose the heroine. I have asked my friend to sign up for me. Tomorrow is the last day, so you can accompany me."

"This...that..."

"Tianqi, please, I'm a little scared by myself. You'll go with me, okay? Let me tell you, the big star Han Rong will also appear."

Damn, I actually used this trick to seduce me. This trick is too outdated, right? However, I was really moved when I heard the word Han Rong. Although this woman, who was once called the most perfect jade girl, is already thirty-five years old this year, every time I see her on the screen, I suspect that she falsely reported her age. She is actually only eighteen years old. What’s more serious is that I have watched her movies since I was three years old, and she always plays all kinds of gentle and lovely tragic heroines on the screen. Every time, she makes a innocent little boy like me cry secretly for her, and she wishes to find the idiot male pig with a knife and kill him to stew it for soup.

I can say with absolute certainty that she is the best dream lover of our generation of innocent and qing boys. At least, she is definitely the best dream lover of me, Chu Tianqi. If I can really go see her, it seems to be good, but... money is not easy...

Li Wenci was not stupid. Seeing my hesitant look, she immediately guessed the reason. She kicked the earth hard in anger, then immediately called a phone call and roared angrily at the phone, "Qian Buyi, if you dare to care about my other people's business again, I will kill you..."

Seeing Li Wenci suddenly burning in the small universe, Zhang Sheng and I looked at each other and retreated timidly. When we walked a little further, we both sweated and said at the same time: "Is there murderous intent!"

"It's all so hidden, no wonder they are two siblings. It seems that we have to serve this sister well in the future. Otherwise, if you make a mistake, you might be burned to the end of the universe." I said fearfully.

Zhang Sheng agreed so much that he couldn't even speak, and he only knew how to nod.

While we were trembling and sweating profusely, Li Wenci walked over with a kind and gentle smile again and reached the phone in front of me, "Tianqi, my brother seems to say something is coming to you."

"Oh." I responded hunchedly, reached out to answer the phone, but Li Wenci took it back and put it in his ear and said softly, "Be careful when speaking, otherwise I will make you die ugly."

After saying this, she put the phone back in my hand. From beginning to end, the fresh and lovely smile on her face remained unchanged. I swallowed a saliva with a "gudong", then held the phone in both hands, walked away, and complained: "Senior Brother Qian, this matter is not my business."

Qian Buyi from the other side of the phone smiled bitterly, "I know it's not your business, but it's nothing. Since you are all classmates, since she wants you to accompany her so much, then take some time to accompany her and just treat it as giving me face."

"but……"

"It really doesn't matter. My sister ran to Tonghai and my aunt's house to do summer work so far, but she didn't want us to interfere with her life. Since you can meet all of you so far, it's a fate. Tianqi, I'm still assured of your character, and I'm still very relieved of my sister being friends with you, and I believe you will also grasp the right measure."

"but……"

"Okay, that's it. Why are you doing such a manly man and a mother-in-law? Anyway, my sister asks you, oh, it seems that there is no electricity, hey, hey, hey... hey... bee... bee..."

The phone was disconnected, and I put the phone in front of me. After watching it for a long time, I remembered it and cursed, "Damn, I haven't said anything yet."

As soon as I finished scolding, I saw Li Wenci pop up again with a smile, "How is it? What are you talking to my brother? It seems that you are having a happy chat."

I swallowed and said, "It's okay."

Li Wenci made a cute expression and asked me, "Do you have time to accompany me to the talent show tomorrow?"

"Uh...time is like water in a sponge. As long as you are willing to squeeze, there is always some, there is always some..."

"Then... I'll see you here at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning."
Chapter completed!