Section 8 Plan

Four days later, the funeral between Zhang Zhenlong and Peng Yao was finally over, and the others scattered one after another, and I, Zhang Sheng, Loulanxue, Chu Luohua and the other four also flew back to Xijing by plane.

After returning to Xijing, everything was as usual, but Zhang Sheng had basically no chance to be with me. As long as the get out of class was over, Chu Luohua would definitely appear outside the classroom on time, and then take him away. The two of them went for a walk by the river to have a heart-to-heart talk.

But this is a good thing for me, because I can have more time to stay with Loulanxue.

Sometimes, people think that life is slow, but most of the time, when we look back, we usually feel that time passes very quickly. Before we know it, November 6th will be fine. That day at noon, after returning from class, I said to Zhang Sheng: "Loulanxue's birthday tomorrow, she will come to the room to cook for me. Get out tomorrow, and you will not show up until noon on the 8th."

Zhang Sheng was sitting in front of the computer playing games. When he heard me say this, he immediately stood up, greeted a Chaplin-style military salute, and shouted: "Ye s sir!"

After that, he asked with a lewd smile: "Why is the big bad wolf finally going to eat the little white rabbit?"

I kicked him in the ass and cursed, "Where are cooler and stay wherever we are, we will definitely have a pure meal tomorrow."

Zhang Sheng nodded with a smile, "I will believe it when you castrate yourself."

I had no idea at first, but when I heard the bitch Zhang Sheng say this, I felt a little itchy again, "If you eat delicious food and beauties together, it should taste better, right?"

These words flashed through my mind, and then a very romantic and lewd picture appeared in my mind - Loulanxue was wearing only a cute little girl, then she was wearing an apron on her body, holding a plate of fragrant food in her hand, and said to me with a sweet smile: "Honey, start enjoying it."

Oh my God, if I can really do that, I will be willing to be impotence for half a year!

Just when my mind was so full of thoughts that I couldn't control myself, I suddenly heard a voice in my ear, "Hey, a gentleman, why are you drooling?"

I woke up and quickly wiped my saliva, "Ah? What? Where do I have?"

"Okay, stop pretending to be Confucius. No one of us brothers knows what happened to each other." Zhang Sheng said, and smiled lewdly at me, "Hey, to be honest, you and Loulanxue have been stumbled to this day, and the days are not short. It's time to... that one."

"What?" I asked, blinking my eyes innocently.

"Ouch..." Zhang Sheng tsk, frowned, and slapped me in the head, "Boss, I beg you, can you be sincere?"

At this time, I also tsk, flattened my mouth and smashed it a few times, and then smiled shyly: "Who is Lao Chu, you, Lao Zhang, knows what kind of person I am. Loulanxue is so beautiful. If you want to tell me about my desire for her, just reading books, chatting, etc., then those with eyes will not believe it. However, after all, this kind of thing still needs to be done naturally, and it will be natural. If you want to explain that it will be the same soon, I think it is, but I have no idea. The initiative is with Loulanxue, and she is willing to me...that's not?"

"Look at you're so anxious." Zhang Sheng pointed at me and smiled awkwardly, "But, aren't you very good at women? Why is this skill in the first step so poor?"

"Breaking nonsense, I'm not good at one kick, so do you still have any feet?" I glared at Zhang Sheng, then tsk again, "Just to be honest, except Jiang Wei, all women and women are taking the initiative. After a long time, I... am really unfamiliar in this regard. Otherwise, you can give the master an idea?"

"No? Is there something wrong with my ear? The Love Saint would actually ask me for advice?" Zhang Sheng shouted loudly in surprise.

"Damn, I'm so shameless to ask, don't talk so much nonsense. Just say something, Mr. Zhang!" I said, twisting Zhang Sheng's ears with both hands until about 730 degrees. Zhang Sheng shouted, "Good hero, please help me, the young one will come here."

I let go of my head. After Zhang Sheng covered his ears for a while, he bared his teeth and said to me: "I think you have been doing so well over the past period. Almost forgotten all your skills. Romantic and romance, have you forgotten this trick?"

"Romantic, romance?" I frowned slightly, remembering slightly. This seemed to be the trick I used for Jiang Wei. "Xiao Zhang, let me explain it in detail."

"Look, you taught me at the beginning. Why do men want to do that kind of thing? This is because men are born with the urge to reproduce offspring. Since ancient times, men have the urge to drag women to do that kind of thing, otherwise how could they reproduce? But women are different. They do that kind of thing not to reproduce offspring, because reproduction is a painful thing for women. The reason why they are willing to do that kind of thing with men is fascinated by the atmosphere and objects at that time. Therefore, if you want women to do that kind of thing with you, you must first clean yourself and look pleasing to the eye. Secondly, you must arrange a good environment. This environment is divided into three parts: smell, hearing, and vision..."

Only when I heard this, I pressed my hand on Zhang Sheng's shoulder, closed my eyes and nodded slightly, and smiled and said, "Xiao Zhangzi, you can kneel down, I already understand."

"Damn, you really use people to face forward, not backward." Zhang Sheng scolded me, and then continued to play games.

"Come on, don't really kneel down, let's go out to buy things." I said, reaching out to pull Zhang Sheng.

As a result, Zhang Sheng shook his head vigorously, "I won't go. You go to the beauty and drive me out to sleep on the street. You also ask me to help you clean up the thief's hole, but there is no door."

"Brother, this is brother. Oh, I really see through this world..." I beat my chest and stamped my feet, "I'll buy you mineral water, help you flush the toilet, charge your phone bills, and reimburse you for invoices. Oh my God, I've seen through this world..."

In the past, every time I didn’t agree to Zhang Sheng if I didn’t go downstairs to buy mineral water for him, he always did this. This time I used to give him the same way. As soon as I was halfway through this standard line, Zhang Sheng immediately raised his hand and surrendered, turned off the computer, and walked out the door, "Okay, don’t cry and howl, go, go, let me buy you, buy half a ton of condoms back."

I followed him and shouted, "Day, half a ton, don't say it's done, even if you blow bubbles, you can blow your mouth."

We closed the door and went out together. As soon as we walked downstairs, I suddenly stood there again, holding my cheeks with both hands and frowned, because a thought suddenly flashed through my mind, a big and big thought.

"What are you doing? Are you frozen? Why are you still standing there?" Zhang Sheng asked with no idea what happened to me.

I waved my hand slightly to block him, "Don't talk, I suddenly thought of something."

Zhang Sheng turned his head in confusion, looked at me for a while, and then asked, "What big thing did you think of? Why do I think you feel like you are going to invade the Martians?"

"This matter is definitely more serious than the Martian invasion." I said, laughing happily, because at this time, the big and big thought in my mind had become a big and big idea.

I looked at my watch and it was now at 1:35 pm on November 6th. The latest time for Loulanxue to arrive in my house to make dinner should be around 5 pm on November 7th. That is to say, I still have 335 hours and 25 minutes. Well, although the time is very tight, I believe that as long as I am under the command and dispatch of my wise and martial, wise and intelligent Chu, I can definitely do it.

OK, time is tight, and it is about to start. Thinking of this, I immediately said to Zhang Sheng: "Xiao Zhang, I will now appoint you the most important position in your life?"

"What are you doing? Are you planning to let me be the Secretary-General of the United Nations?" Zhang Sheng asked with his eyes blinking.

I shook my head, "Bi Gan is so energetic. I will appoint you as the deputy commander-in-chief of the 'Spring Love Plan'."

"'Spring Love Plan'?" Zhang Sheng squinted his eyes and was stunned for a while, "Why do I seem to be not very upright when I hear this plan?"

"You are wrong. This plan is not that it is not unrighteous, but that it is very... lewd." I said, looking up and laughing. After I almost laughed stupidly, I began to tell him about my plan. Because time was so tight, I spoke very quickly, and Zhang Sheng also squinted his eyes and listened very seriously and carefully.

It took less than five minutes to tell all my plans. Zhang Sheng, who had listened to my plan, was stunned, except for being stunned, "Damn it, it's just a room. Don't you have to do such a big deal?"

"A real man should have the feeling of doing big things. How can he do a big career for small things? Hahahaha!" I laughed for a while and took out the phone, "Time is tight, the 'Spring Love Plan' is now implemented, and the deputy commander-in-chief will start working immediately."

After saying that, I called a spray painting company, "Hey, hello, is it Feihe spray painting company... I need you to provide me spray painting... Yes, wall spray painting... I need a panoramic view of the Garden of Eden in Chapter 1 of the Bible... Yes, you must complete spray painting within twenty hours... Price? Of course not a problem. You can report it casually. Anyway, I can reimburse it for public expenses. As long as you can do my job well for the specified time, you can do as much money... If you arrive at No. 107 Xuefu Avenue within forty minutes, then this case will be given to you..."

After being stunned for a while, Zhang Sheng shook his head in disbelief, "I must be crazy! Otherwise, how could I do such a thing with you, a lunatic."

After saying that, he called a garden company, "Hey, hello, is it Boaitang Garden Company... I need a garden... Yes, it's in the house... What is the purpose? The purpose is to make people feel rippling after seeing it. Oh, no, it should be to make people feel comfortable staying in a fairyland... If you can arrive at No. 107 Xuefu Avenue within 40 minutes, there is no need to talk about it. It is completely according to your offer, and you will deduct 10% of the price one minute later..."

"Hey, hello, is it Chunfeng Flower Company? I need you to provide some flowers... Yes, it must be fresh... How many kinds? I don't know this, you can do it within forty minutes..."

"Hey, hello, is it Chunlei Audio Company... I'm not here to buy audio, I'm here to buy audio effects... What, don't you sell audio effects? Is it not to sell at any price?... Oh, sell it, okay, please trouble you within forty minutes..."

"Hey, hello, Mr. Zhang, I heard that you are the best lighting engineer and stage overall design consultant in Xijing. I want to ask you for something, but I don't know if it's okay?...Ah? You are going to Australia in the past two days and don't have time. Oh, it's a coincidence. You only need to work thirty-six hours and have two million consulting fees. I originally thought that this price could be used to contact you...What? Your daughter just told you that the flight was cancelled. Oh, your daughter is so smart. How old is she?...Ha? Your daughter is four months old, your education level is really high. You know that the flight was cancelled in four months. Okay, please don't worry you within forty minutes..."

“…”

While we were calling, we walked back to the house. After we finished calling all the phones and sat together to discuss some ideas. Before forty minutes, we had not even arrived for half an hour. The people we had made appointments arrived in our house within three minutes. The spray painting company, the flower company, the garden company, the audio company, the lighting engineer and the design consultant, the dressmaker, and the image design consultant were all gathered together, with an excited face and looking at me passionately, and then almost asked in unison: "Boss Chu, what do you want to do?"

"It's very simple." I nodded, then pointed to the room where Zhang Sheng and I lived, and said, "I want you to turn this 120 square meters of doghouse into a fairyland on earth in more than thirty hours. Here, people only have one impulse, that is, to return to nature and enjoy nature..."
Chapter completed!