Section 13 Jiang Sijia came to visit

After I gave her all three phone numbers in France, Hong Kong and Xijing, the fireworks woman smiled and said, "Okay, let's do it, squat beside my phone and wait for my call."

"Okay, I will lie by the window and wait for your phone call."

"Yeah, An..."

"install!"

After seeing the fireworks, the woman went offline, I looked at the screen and smiled, "If you have to mask a veil when you meet, it won't be so ugly, right? But it's also the saying goes, color is emptiness, and emptiness is color."

Just as I was smiling and talking to myself, a request popped up in my msn to add me as the contact person. The email address of the requester was chirs008 and the nickname was Jiligulu Jackfruit. It was obvious that he was a child or a very childish woman.

As I said to the fireworks woman, I rarely chat online, and I never do anything that is unnutritional when posting posts on forums. So I don’t have any netizens or other things on the Internet. Since applying for this msn, unless I take the initiative to add people, I have never been added. I was suddenly added, and I was really curious. Who would add me?

I then clicked on agree and added the other party as the contact person.

After adding, I took the initiative to ask, "hello, who are you? Male or female?"

As a result, the other party quickly replied: "Wow, you are so rude in your words?"

I frowned and knocked, "What? It seems that you know me?"

"Of course, guess who I am?"

I am solemnly here that I annoyed others to say a few words to me. First, I really don’t know whether I should tell you this. Boss, aren’t you fart? I really shouldn’t say that then why are you talking to me? Second, guess who am I? Classmate, I’m here to mess around, and I don’t know who you are when I meet you. You are on the phone, or even on msn, you ask me to guess, what am I going to guess? I guess with a hair.

Although I instinctively dislike this sentence, my character is that I am hypocritical. If I don’t force me to a certain extent, I will not say anything offensive to others. I shook my head and slapped me with a smile.

Soon, the other party said, "Why don't you guess? Are you trying to beat a smile?"

"I can't guess." I replied patiently.

"You didn't even guess, how did you know you couldn't guess it? You guessed, you guessed, you won't be fined if you guessed wrong."

Save... life...ah... what evil did I do in my previous life? When I met such an ancestor, I was almost instinctively like deleting her from my contacts. But think about it, forget it, it hurts my self-esteem. I will go and check out my pornographic website by myself and let her play with it slowly by herself.

After I looked through the pornographic website for a while, she finally couldn't help it, "Yeah, why don't you talk? I'm waiting here and you guess you're so stupid."

I originally thought this person was very annoying, but when I saw her words, I thought she was very cute, so I replied: "Your question is too difficult. For my head, the data calculation volume of this question is too large, and it was suddenly slapped, so I can't reply to you."

"That's right? When I was in China, I saw an advertisement for brain-enhancing products on TV all day long, called Nao Platinum. I think you can try it."

When I was in China? I am now abroad. It seems that I am a lonely international student. I suddenly became interested. I smiled and patted my hands, closed the page of the pornographic website, and started chatting wholeheartedly.

"Naobaijin, if you don't use it, it's not only not useful, but I also heard that people will become stupider the more they eat it."

"How is it possible? Didn't it mean that sales are good? If it's really as you said, how could it be sold so well?"

"This is not simple. Look, first of all, who needs to buy platinum? People who don't have a brain brain will buy it. He was stupid, but after buying it, he became even more stupid. After getting it stupid, he needed to make up, so he bought it again. After buying it, he became even more stupid. Oh, after eating it, he found that it was a little stupid, so he needed it even more, so he bought it again... It just goes on and on, one person is bought until it dies. Think about it, if there is a product that you will use it all your life after using it, and only new users come in, and old users will never lose it. Isn't it normal to have high sales?"

"But if they find themselves stupider after eating, how can they buy it?"

"It's not simple, because they are the same as you."

"What's the same as me?"

"As stupid as you, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha." When I knocked on the string and laughed, I couldn't help laughing. It was so fun.

"You guy, you are so bad. You scold me and ignore you."

"Okay, okay, brother is teasing you, don't be angry."

"Yeah, how do you know you are older than me?"

"Because your brother, I use Nao Platinum every day, so I am naturally extra smart..."

After I finished typing this sentence, I thought about it very seriously and thought that I could really consider selling my sentence to Naobaijin Company as an advertising slogan. At least it is better than their unchanging thousand years of "Don't accept gifts during the Chinese New Year, only Naobaijin". I am already phobic about that advertising slogan, and I sweat all over whenever I hear it.

"Naobaijin, it's Naobaijin again. Don't mention Naobaijin anymore. I hate Naobaijin so much that I'm bullied by you, hum!"

It seems that it is really a little girl, it's really strange. I don't seem to know any little girl. After scratching my head for a while, I remembered a fact that it hurts my self-esteem, that is, in terms of age, it seems that I am just a young man. There are so many girls in my elementary school, junior high school, high school, and college classmates, and each of them is a little girl.

The range is really big, and I can't remember it at all at once. Since I can't remember it, I simply don't think about it and asked directly, "Good sister, tell my brother, who are you, okay?"

"No, I want you to guess!"

My head suddenly turned black, why is this mm so difficult to deal with? Well, I guess, first, let's get an exclusion method. Some of my classmates know about my msn, but there seems to be no one among the people who know about me msn that people like to guess. And there are too many classmates, so I can guess it at once, and I will rule it out first.

In addition, I have some subordinates who know my msn, but do they dare to say to me on my msn, "Guess who I am?" I am very busy in the company, so I don't have much time to show my lewd and vulgar side, so I think they shouldn't dare either.

OK, after all the classmates and colleagues were eliminated, the range was smaller. Others who knew my msn were nothing more than the few mm I knew. Among them, they were only a few of them of the same age as me.

Feng Ying? Impossible, this sister is a standard strong woman, so she doesn’t have time to play with me in this tune.

Ulan? Wait until you reincarnate in the next life, and see if you have any chance to learn to ask, "Guess who I am."

Loulanxue? Well, it is possible, don’t look at her cold and arrogant look, and she has a lot of intestines. It is very likely that she hasn’t seen me for too long, so I want to test whether I am soaking around again.

Zhong Rui? It's also very likely. Do you know if she was bored by plane and teased me online.

Thinking of this plot, I tried to ask: "Are you...Loulanxue?"

"Loulanxue? Who is it?"

Obviously, it's wrong, OK, come again, "That's... Zhong Rui?"

"Who is Zhong Rui? Are you a good relationship?"

It's wrong again, no, right? Then I'm really unsure.

But the other party was still urging me, "Guess again, guess again..."

Anyway, I guessed everything, so I just took the initiative and called out all the people I thought were possible.

"Fangfang." "No." "Tingting." "No." "Vivi." "No." "Hanhan." "No"...

In this way, after I guessed about thirty or so names in one go, the other party finally couldn't stand it. "Are you mistaken? You guessed thirty-eight names in total, but you haven't guessed me yet? You even said that you use Nao Platinum every day."

I sighed and smiled bitterly, "My brother must have bought fake and shoddy products."

"Okay, I'm impatient, let me tell you the answer, I'm Jia Jia."

"Jia Jia? Which Jia Jia?"

If I still maintain my usual state, I would never be able to say such stupid words. If others say their names, you still look like you can't remember them. Isn't this an obvious challenge?

Sure enough, as I expected, Jia Jia's sister immediately got angry, "I can't forgive you this time. I played cards with you all day during the Chinese New Year. Now I have said my name. Don't you remember it? Is it really that difficult for me to leave an impression on people?"

Seeing this line of words, I immediately patted my head hard and said with regret. Now I remembered it completely. I only played one card game this year during the Chinese New Year, which one is at Jiang Wei’s house. Which Jia Jia? Which Jia Jia can there be? Isn’t it Jiang Sijia? Before I left, didn’t I pretend to exchange msn with her?

As a result, I forgot about this matter when I turned around. Now that someone comes to me, I don’t remember it at all. Oh, I should hit it, I should hit it.

"Brother, I'm damn. My brother's Alzheimer's disease attacks early and I didn't remember it all at once. Don't be angry."

"It's weird if you don't get angry. You can't remember even if you say the name. It's obvious that you don't take me seriously."

"Oh, it's my brother who deserves to die. My brother's head is short-circuited for a while. Otherwise, you can just make a request and help you meet it as compensation. How about it? For example, what should I buy or where to play, my brother can help you achieve it."

Jiang Sijia quickly replied, "Ha, is that true?"

When I saw it, I laughed and said that the little girl was easy to coax, and she could settle everything with a little sweetness. Isn’t it just buying something or going out for a trip? With the young master’s current annual salary and wealth, that is just a trivial matter. The most important thing is that as long as there is an invoice, I can reimburse everything. Who is afraid of who will come?

I immediately replied: "Of course there is no problem. My brother can't catch eight horses with just one word."

"Only air tickets are included, or hotel fees are included?"

"It's not just air tickets, hotels, food, drinks, fun, shopping, as long as you don't do anything randomly, all inclusive! Complete one-way service!"

"Is it really OK? I'm not traveling in Nut Country, but I want to travel abroad. Although my mother said you are very capable, it's a lot of money. Do you really have it?"

"Don't worry, brother does what he says, you say, where do you want to go?"

After a while, Jiang Sijia typed out two big words - "Paris!"

When I saw these two words, I couldn't help but be stunned, and then I laughed, "Ha, Paris?"

"What's wrong? The cost is too high, can't it be done?"

"Of course not, but why do you not go to so many places in the world and want to come to Paris?"

"This is not simple. There are so many places in the world, but the most romantic place is Paris. Which girl wouldn't want to go to Paris once in her life?"

Well, that's true. Paris seems to be a dream for many mm. I nodded and replied: "But you know? I'm in Paris now."

"No way? Such a coincidence?"

"That's what a coincidence."

"That's perfect. Not only are there all the fees covered by people, but there is also a free tour guide. It's amazing."

"I really want to be a tour guide for you, but I just came to Paris and I am not very familiar with it. And I came to Paris to film, so I may not be able to take you around twenty-four hours."

"Film? Can I visit your set?"

"If you want, of course it's OK."

"Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu, you can not only go shopping, shop, enjoy the scenery, watch handsome French guys, but also watch and make movies. It's perfect than I thought, and even more perfect. Paris, I can't wait!"

"Okay, no problem. Leave your contact number and address, and I will have someone contact you and arrange everything for you."

"I'm talking to my brother, I look like the boss of the company."

I smiled and said, "You girl, you are the same as me. When you get the benefits, your mouth will be sweet."

Next, I asked Jiang Sijia for the contact number and address, and then called my secretary in Hong Kong, "Xiaoyun, help me with something. I have a friend who wants to fly from Nut Country to Paris for a trip. You can find someone to help her get the air ticket and give her another 20,000 US dollars."

"Okay, I'll do it right away."

"Well, by the way, don't forget, it's all considered public expenses."

"Oh, in what name?"

“In the future, Bocai Industry will move towards special research fees.”
Chapter completed!