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Chapter 4 Luck

Ricky-Feng Ge Siyun has been a problematic child since he was a child. He started holding a girl's hand at the age of 3. He started lifting the girl's skirt at the age of 5. He abducted a blonde PLSME at the age of 10. (Damn! Idol). He lived with his female classmates at the age of 15. Ge Siyun's record made Ge Siyun very troubled. Damn! Your dad, I was 16 years old and got into your mom.

So, as soon as Gesyun became an adult, he was transported to the military academy to study. After graduation, under the arrangement of Hitler, he became a second lieutenant of the German Army and was re-elected as company commander of the infantry under Guderian's 19th Armored Army. Not long after, the battle against Poland began, and Ricci's good luck began.

On September 1, 1939, the German army used blitzkrieg to attack Poland. During the entire Polish battle, the company led by Rich successively captured N important but no defense positions. While other companies were fighting for a garbage position, Rich had already had supper on the position and began to prepare midnight snacks.

In the subsequent French battle, Ricci was even more lucky. Following Guderian's 19th Armored Army, the only purpose of the army he led was to confiscate the prisoners. The French surrendered in batches, because the armored troops of the 19th Armored Army only pursued speed and did not capture them. He said to all surrendered French troops, "Surrender to our infantry" to prevent the French from blocking the way.

It has to be admitted that the French have the virtue of true honesty. They had to surrender to the company that followed him in groups. So Ricci had another task every day to generate electricity to his superiors. "Today, after fierce fighting, it severely damaged the French army and captured the French army." Because of the relationship between Gesyun and Hitler, the General Staff of the Army awarded Gesyun a heavy medal, and the congratulatory message flew towards the snowflakes. By the end of the Battle of France, Gesyun had been promoted to the colonel of the Lu Army, and all kinds of medals could only be hung on his pants.

In March 1941, before the Barbarosa action plan began, Germain was transferred to Greece for defense.

On his first arrival in Greece, Gesyun first led an elite German division to severely damage the Greek guerrillas with hundreds of men. Then he surrounded and annihilated several guerrilla strongholds and achieved major results. When Hitler attacked the Soviet Union, he was promoted to major general. Due to his great military achievements in the Greek region, he was assigned a jealous job and led a division to station in Greece. When other German troops were fighting bloody in the Soviet Union, Rich enjoyed the beach, sunshine, red wine, and the unique style of Greek girls by the Aegean Sea. His only job every day was to see if his legs should be pulled out.

Of course, Gesyun's good luck still aroused the dissatisfaction of a few people. His direct superior Guderian was one of them. Guderian wrote in his memoirs like "Gesyun is the best luck among the people I have ever met. During the entire Polish battle, I asked Gesyun to attack several important positions to kill him with a sharp spirit. But the result made me feel very regretful that no one defended the position he attacked. In the following French battle, I left tens of thousands of prisoners, and the virtues of the French fulfilled him.

I am also very clear about his performance in Greece. An elite German infantry division attacked a guerrilla team with only a few hundred men under the cover of aircraft and tanks. Damn! I would like to find a sow to command such a battle and win. Unfortunately, when attacking the Soviet Union, Gesyun was transferred to Greece. Otherwise, I believe that as long as he is there, our great German army can capture Moscow with a tractor, bicycle, and rolling pin."

But Gesyun's good luck stopped. At a dance party in Greece, the drunken Gesyun teased an absolutely positive PLMM, but this time Gesyun hit the iron plate. This PLMM is the daughter of the leader of the Luftwaffe. So Gesyun sued Hitler. At that time, Hitler, who was losing his temper for the unsuccessful battle of Stalingrad, issued an order in anger.

Hitler gave Gesyun two choices, either to North Africa or to the Soviet front. Damn! Who would like to go to Africa where birds do not shit? Besides, African women were all black like wooden charcoal, which was disgusting at first glance. At that time, the Soviet front was promoted as only a few Slavs with broken legs left to resist on grass chickens. Gesyun chose to go to the Soviet front without hesitation. Maybe he could still soak in a few Soviet MMs.

There is an old saying among the Chinese: "It will rain, and my mother wants to marry, and nothing can be forced." The Chinese said again, "When you are unlucky, you can even get too stuck in your teeth." Gesiyun belongs to this type. From the warm Greece to the Soviet Union, which can freeze your little brother into popsicles even if you urinate. However, before Rich arrived in Stalingrad, the German army was defeated.
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