The difference between surrender and uprising
Jinda sat on the chair, eating freshly baked chicken legs, while enjoying the fragrant pickled tofu soup. She admired the butt-twisted dance of the A-piece soldiers in front of her, and listened to them singing in Russian (Men! Supreat! Supreat! Supreat! It's not a sin, it's just homosexuality that makes people heartbreak). Jinda muttered in her heart, if the big star Andy Lau heard this song, would he commit suicide by looking for quick bread?
"General Ge Siyun, is this useful?" Constantine was chewing the chicken claws and admiring his nude concert. He didn't understand, would this really make the Soviets surrender?
"Just wait and see! This is actually a spiritual offensive." Jinda bit the tender meat on the chicken leg and replied with a smile. "Doing this is to create an illusion for the Soviets, making them think that the people around them have problems and make them think that the men around them have special feelings for them. As long as their brains keep thinking about these things, even if there is no homosexuality, they will think of them as homosexual."
"I think this is strange, will the Soviets believe it?" Constantine was still full of doubts about the plan.
Kimda laughed and said, "Don't worry! This is called thinking about something on the day and dreaming about something at night. As long as we desperately promote some immoral ideas in front of them, over time, they will definitely believe that the people around them are homosexual. Especially when surrounded, their thoughts are very depressed. As long as we put some pressure on them to ensure that the Soviets will collapse, they will definitely surrender to us in groups."
As soon as Jintian finished speaking, a sentry shouted from the position, "Look, there is something happening ahead,,,"
The soldiers of the Pest Guard scattered around Jintian immediately stood around Jintian with AK-47 in hand. The Germans on the position also raised their all and prepared for battle. The tank troops that were deployed around the position also raised their guns and prepared to shell out enemies who dared to attack at any time.
Everyone looked ahead. Under the dispersion of the sunset, countless Soviet soldiers raised their hands above their heads and quickly ran towards their positions. The blood-red sunlight shone, and the faces of the Soviet soldiers showed a strange color and a relief expression. Accompanied by the singing of the soldiers in the A-film division, they ran quickly and surrendered to the Germans.
"Hmph, huh," Kimda snorted coldly with a successful plan. "Do you see Constantine, the Soviets have been fooled, and they began to surrender to us on a large scale. To be honest, if I were Soviets, I would surrender. When I think that the people around me might be of that kind of tune, I would be furious all over. If anyone dares to touch me, I will definitely shoot him and chop his little brother with one knife."
Constantine's mouth was as big as a hippo, and she stared blankly at the surrendered Soviet captives in front of her. After half a salary, Constantine looked at Jintian with an almost admiring look, "Great General Ge Siyun, you are really a god. You are so great that it is admirable. You are simply an idol in my heart. The great General Ge Siyun, I, Constantine, will follow you in the future. I am willing to be a cow and horse for you, be a blessing, and be a fox and a tiger. You should take care of the villain more in the future!"
"Haha,,," Kimda proudly raised his chest, "The Soviets are considered bird hair, I was not bragging here. When the head of state asked me to go to Greece to fight guerrillas, it was simply a waste of time. At my level, if I had commanded the attack on Moscow, now we must have held erotic dances and played nude games in the Kremlin. At my level, I would have been the commander-in-chief of the Eastern Front and commanded a million troops, it was all drizzling,,,."
On August 13, 1943, the final stage of the Kursk Battle. The great General Gesyun used a homosexual offensive, causing hundreds of thousands of Soviet troops to fall into unprecedented chaos. At dusk, someone took the lead, the Soviet soldiers began to collapse and surrender. A large number of Soviet soldiers with extremely tight spirits ran to the German positions one after another and became prisoners of the Germans.
The Soviet commanders once tried to stop the soldiers' escape, but as soon as they stepped forward, they were regarded as homosexual by the soldiers and as men with dirty and perverted thoughts. Many people were killed by the mentally nervous soldiers, and their morality was the first to fall.
Soviet soldiers surrendered in batches regardless of everything, surrendering to the Germans who fought bloody battles with them a few days ago. The only requirement for the Soviets to surrender was to join the heterosexual counseling class run by the Germans to correct their possible perverted concepts.
The great General Ge Siyun was very pleased with the Soviet soldiers' active and studious actions. He quickly held lectures on correcting sexual concepts, correct sexual concept tutoring classes and heterosexuality are the kingly cram school, and other countless ideological education classes to solve various problems of Soviet prisoners and explain to the Soviet soldiers who were trapped in misunderstandings of sexual concepts.
Jinda decided to change the wrong concept of Soviet prisoners and make them a real man, a man who is only interested in women. After all, after the war, these Soviet prisoners would continue to build the country.
It is mentioned here that General Ge Siyun did not know that he had become the first person in the world to start a sex knowledge study class, and was respected by later generations as the founder of sexual knowledge education. He made positive contributions to pushing future young people on the right track. Alas, General Ge Siyun is great.
That night, while the Soviet soldiers surrendered on a large scale, Lieutenant General Zadov, the commander of the Fifth Army of the Soviet Army, was hiding in his basement command center to drink. The command center was empty, and only Lieutenant General Zadov was waiting for the arrival of the god of death. After he was surrounded, Lieutenant General Zadov ignored any military affairs and stayed in the basement command center all day to drink. All the staff and correspondents in the command center also scattered, and surrendered and found a way out. A few loyal people were also bombarded by Zadov to the ground to command the battle.
"Zadov, you're drinking again." Shellot, commander of the 61st Army of the Soviet Army, walked into the command center and felt very heartbroken when he saw his old friend's appearance. "Zadov, stop drinking, think of a solution! The Germans distributed countless leaflets, saying that there was sexual perversion in our army. As a result, thousands of soldiers surrendered to the Germans. My 61st Army alone had more than 10,000 people running away. If this continues, what can you do?"
Zadov put down his wine glass and said with his eyes blank, "What can I do? The Germans pulled the encirclement tightly, and it is impossible to break through. And Zhukov's dead pig obviously won't save us. We can't even contact Comrade Stalin now, wait for death! As for the soldiers, they have the right to choose life and death, so everyone should go their separate ways! Maybe more people will survive."
"Then we should also plan for our future." Seeing that there was no one else in the command center, Serot said loudly without hesitation, "We have to find a way out for ourselves, and I don't want to die. I still have more than 100 acres of land in my hometown. My wife is only 18 years old this year, and my daughter is only 19 years old today. I still want to go back and enjoy the joy of family."
"Yes," Zadov's homesickness was aroused. He remembered the cows at home. He used to play with the cow's big breasts every day. He thought of himself as the village chief's wife next door, and he often dated him under the peach tree.
The village chief’s wife is so beautiful and so cool. She is so beautiful that she looks like a peach blossom. Unfortunately, she has gone to the battlefield. Now she can only be like a peach blossom that doesn’t know where to go, and the peach blossoms still smile in the spring breeze.
"Shellot, I listen to you whatever you want to say. When I was in the military academy, I listened to your cheating method before I got through the exam." Zadov cheered up and decided to continue living.
Shellot's eyes tightened, "We only have one way now, and that is an uprising,,,."
"Upstein,,," Zadov was speechless in horror. "Why is the uprising? Can't surrender be done?"
Sergute said with a deceitful smile, "Surrender and uprising are different things. Surrender means bowing to the enemy. Uprising is different. We are great uprising revolutionaries. If we revolt, we declare ourselves as the German army, and not only can we save our lives. Maybe we can also get a job and do it."
"This, this is not good!" Zadov hesitated.
Serot patted Zadov on the shoulder and advised, "Comrade Zadov, your mind must be changed and you must move forward with the trend of the times. Our great Comrade Lenin overthrew the cruel rule of the Tsar under the armed uprising of the October Revolution. We must also follow his will to move forward, and have an August Revolution and announce an armed uprising. At that time, the Germans will definitely accept us."
"Can it work?"
Selyo nodded and said, "Don't worry! I heard that the Germans are forming the Russian People's Liberation Army. If we announce an uprising, we will definitely become the backbone of the Russian People's Liberation Army. Cui Kov, who surrendered in the Battle of Stalingrad, is now enjoying the life of the Supreme Emperor, which is much better than us."
"Okay,,," Zadov made up his mind, but he immediately thought of a very important question. "Comrade Serot, we announced that we should beat who we should beat when the uprising is uprising, and it seems that no one can beat."
"Haha," Serot smiled mysteriously. "I have discussed with the commander of the 11th Army and the 61st Army in the encirclement. We will revolt together, and now we are waiting for you to nod. As for whom to attack when the uprising is uprising? Then everyone fires fire at the sky and then contacts the Germans, and they will say that we have eliminated the evil Soviet Red Army and overthrew the Red Terror. We will ask to join the great German army, that's all," said.
"Okay, just do that." Zadov felt cold sweating, but fortunately he nodded and agreed to participate in the uprising. If he didn't agree just now, these army groups that announced the uprising would definitely open fire on him. Oh my God! These bastards are better than the other.
Seeing Zadov nodding in agreement, Selyot smiled as bright as a frog, "Then let's say that, you can assemble all the troops that can still be commanded by you. We will make a fire and cook at 1 a.m. tomorrow, and the uprising will begin at 3 a.m.."
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Investigation report on Lin Daiyu's death from habitual miscarriage
Question setting unit: China Pornography Research Society
Instructor: Cao Xueqin (deceased); Gao E (not alive); Ximen Qing (fictional)
Author: Lin Daimei’s number one fan,
1. Research purpose: to expose the dark inside story of the Jia family, restore the historical truth, and accuse people of cannibalism in the old society.
Popularize the most basic gynecological production knowledge and establish the sexual concept of happiness and safety first in life.
It provides targets for some comrades who are full and have nothing to do to throw bricks.
2. Research feasibility analysis and risk prediction assessment:
1. As a cutting-edge and sensitive topic in Redology research, this proposition will surely receive the attention of many Redology enthusiasts, thus driving classical classics to go down from the elegant hall, play an important role in passing time for the boring people and inspiring new ideas. At the same time, this proposition will also fill a gap in the history of Redology research.
2. This proposition may lead to death. Gu Xingming smashed the beef shop for the naming rights of Xiaoxiang Pavilion. It is related to Lin Daiyu's reputation, and it is difficult to guarantee that some Lin Daiyu's super fans will make extraordinary and dangerous actions.
Three, research steps:
1. Go to Xinhua Bookstore to buy a revised version of "Dream of Red Mansions" and spend a month studying it carefully. Focus on the second chapter to the ninety-eighth chapter.
2. Go to Xinhua Bookstore to buy a book called "Clinical Medicine of Traditional Chinese and Western Medicine". I spent two months studying, focusing on gynecology and obstetrics and gynecology.
3. Based on the medical knowledge learned, we boldly speculate and argue the characters and destiny of the characters in the book and the information hidden between the lines of the author based on the historical background of the emergence of "Dream of Red Mansions".
Four: Argument:
A, direct evidence: Lin Daiyu was weak and sickly throughout her life, afraid of wind and rain, sun, cold, and heat. The symptoms were irregular menstrual blood and both qi and blood deficiency, which was similar to women who had not done well in confinement.
B, indirect evidence:
1. When Lin Daiyu was dying, she called out: "Hello Baoyu, Baoyu, hello" (see Chapter 98 of "Red"). Although the author did not clearly state that Baoyu was good, his cruelty was exactly the same as the situation where a woman cursed her husband during childbirth.
2. Lin Daiyu was sick too quickly. Just as Sister Feng made a plan, Daiyu immediately vomited blood and died. Her symptoms were similar to those of a pregnant person who had a fetal aura.
3. In Liu Xianglian's words, a dirty place like the Jia family, "except for the two stone lions, I'm afraid even the cats and dogs are not clean." So Lin Meimei is here, and she is also a weak woman, and it's hard to get out of the mud without being stained. In addition, Jiao Da's confession, "Every day, the family stole dogs and played with chickens, the people who climbed the ashes, and the people who raised their younger brother-in-law" is also of great reference value (see Chapter 7 of "Red").
4. Jia Baoyu is not a kind man and trustworthy man. He raped the girl who served him at the age of thirteen, and also fancied his nephew and daughter-in-law. Later, he had a comradeship with Qin Zhong, Jiang Yuhan and others. Especially in the twenty-three chapters of "Red", he actually seduced Lin Daimei to read pornographic books and magazines like "Playboy". In the quiet little garden, he had both the motives and the conditions for committing the crime.
C, speculation:
1. Lin Meimei's first time is likely to be a private school teacher Jia Yucun. It is inferred based on the frequent occurrence of animal teachers molesting and raping female students.
2. Jia Lian once escorted Lin Daimei back to Yangzhou. With Jia Lian's perverted nature and Lin Daimei's stunning appearance, it is difficult to not have a story on the way.
Five: Conclusion:
Lin Daiyu died of habitual miscarriage.
Warn everyone to do a good job of safety when doing sexual behavior.
Six: Suspense:
It is not clear whose child Lin Daimei was the first to have abortion, and it remains to be continued research.
Attachment: The series of topics currently researched by the Chinese Porn Research Society
"Why is Xue Baochai sexually frigid"
"The Unspeakable Hiddenness of Jia Baoyu's Becoming a Monk"
Chapter completed!