Chapter 216 Condom Retreat Plan
In the Soviet Front Command, the Soviet generals at all levels were filled with joy and jumping up and down. Today's military operation was unexpectedly successful. All units successfully broke through the German defense line and approached more than 20 kilometers deep. The entire Orel area was within reach and victory was just around the corner. Zhukov also listened to his subordinates' reports of victory with a smile. Since the end of the Battle of Stalingrad, Zhukov rarely smiled. But today, he smiled as sweet as a turtle.
"Comrade Zhukov" A major general and staff came to Zhukov with the latest telegram. "Comrade Zhukov sent a telegram from the front line, and the commander of the Ninth Army, Model, had long been transferred to the rear. According to the latest information we have, the German Army General Rich-Feng Gesyun is now commanding the Ninth Army. During the battle in Shandingla Village this afternoon, our soldiers also saw this Gesyun appear on the battlefield with their own eyes. The defeat in Shandingla Village seems to be the cause of this Gesyun."
"What did you say! That Gesiyun is now commanding the Ninth Army. He returned to the Eastern Front from North Africa." Zhukov's face suddenly changed drastically, and he was as red as a pig's head. His teeth kept trembling, and his eyes became sharp. "Where is this Gesiyun currently?"
"According to the information we have now, this Gerston should command operations at the Ninth Army General Command in Orol's city."
"Bang," Zhukov slapped the table and turned to look at the battle map on the wall. Zhukov discovered that according to his combat deployment, the First Guards Tank Army was closest to Oryol. With the strength of this army, he should be able to easily capture Oryol. No, if you want to increase the weight, you must capture Ge Siyun alive. Then you peel his skin, suck his tendons, drink his blood, braise his flesh, and finally throw it to feed the dog.
"I order," Zhukov decided to change his combat plan.
"Wow," the officers and staff members immediately stood up and obeyed Marshal Zhukov's new orders with their heads raised.
Zhukov pointed to the combat map and said, "Tomorrow morning, the First Guards Tank Army will attack Orel with all its might, and will occupy Orel at all costs. The 21st and 28th Army, which were originally scheduled to assault, gave up their original combat goals and moved closer to Orel. If the German army fled, don't worry about them. After breaking through the fifth line of defense of the German army, all the troops will advance towards Orel. Our purpose is to capture or kill the enemy's commander alive, German Army General, and Gesyun.
If anyone killed Ge Siyun on the battlefield, he would be promoted to 3rd level and rewarded fertile land with a hundred acres of land, he would also be awarded the title of Soviet combat hero and Lenin Medal. If anyone captured this Ge Siyun alive, promoted to 5th level and rewarded fertile land with a thousand acres of land with a thousand acres of land, he would also be awarded the title of Soviet hero and praised on red-headed documents. This time, I must kill Ge Siyun, I will tear him apart, I will cut him off and feed him a pig, I will chop his head off to worship his ancestors.
"Yes! Comrade Zhukov" everyone answered seriously.
Zhukov suppressed the anger in his heart and sat on the chair. He shouted in anger that Ji Sheng Zhu, He Sheng Ge, but it became a laughing stock for people all over the world. This time, Ge Siyun must make him shout Ji Sheng Ge, He Sheng Zhu, to save face.
On July 27, 1943, the weather was still clear and the sun was still bright. The Soviets launched an attack as soon as the sky was dawn. After two hours of firepower suppression, the Soviets attacked the fifth line of defense of the Germans. However, the Soviets appeared in front of the Soviets were scarecrows and endless traps.
More than 100,000 German troops disappeared without a trace that night, and the road leading to Kursk was filled with fleeing German troops. Trucks, motorcycles, tanks, tricycles, bicycles, and transportation vehicles that could carry people were loaded with escaped troops. Many German soldiers who did not get on the vehicle had to run wildly on their legs to exercise their marathon abilities.
This time, the Luftwaffe launched a full attack. Manstein transferred almost all the planes on the Eastern Front to cover the retreating troops. The Mosquito Fly Aviation Army, which had just returned to the Eastern Front, was also dispatched with all its strength according to General Gesyun's orders to cover the retreating troops and blocked the Soviet attack from time to time.
Despite this, Soviet tanks still had a great chance to catch up with the fleeing Germans, but something unexpected happened. The Soviet attack troops turned around the direction of the attack. Thousands of tanks and hundreds of thousands of troops did not pursue the fleeing Germans with all their might. Instead, they launched an attack on the city of Orel, where the German Ninth Army Command was located.
The Soviet army's actions really made everyone feel strange, because the city of Oryol was no longer an important military target at this time. There were only 30,000 German troops defending there. With the retreat of the main German forces, the German troops defending there would retreat sooner or later, but the main Soviet army still launched an attack on Oryol.
This action of the Soviet army put Oryor into an unprecedented crisis. 30,000 defenders and dozens of broken tanks. Most of them were logistics troops, and their combat effectiveness was worrying. But they had to attack hundreds of thousands of elite troops of the Soviet army and thousands of tanks. This battle was not necessary, and the outcome had been decided.
Chief of staff of the Ninth Army, Beguitar hurriedly ran into the command center of Oryol City, preparing to report the latest information to General Gesyun. At this time, Kimda was lying on the sofa and slept with his head covered. He was busy until midnight before returning to Oryol City. Kimda finally couldn't help but get tired and fell asleep.
Seeing this, Beguitar really didn't want to disturb General Ge Siyun's sleep, but the current situation was urgent, Beguitar had to wake up the sleeping Jintian. "General Ge Siyun, General Ge Siyun, wake up, wake up."
"Woo,,," Jinda covered her bags of her eyes, and opened her confused eyes and asked, "Is it dawn? What to eat this morning?"
"General Ge Siyun, something big happened," Beguitar said anxiously. "We just received information from all over the country. The Soviet army gave up the attack on our retreating troops. However, several elite Soviet army armies were moving towards the city of Oryol where we are. According to the current situation, at least 200,000 troops were moving towards Oryol. The enemy's combat purpose was very clear, which was to attack us. Now Oryol is very dangerous, what should we do?"
"My grandma!" When Jinda heard the situation was so bad, she was so scared that she flew up and shouted, "Retreat, what are you waiting for? Are you looking for death here? Let's retreat quickly." Jinda hurriedly got up, put on her clothes, ran out of the command center to run away.
At this time, the outside of the command center was already in chaos, and German soldiers were preparing to retreat at full speed. After loading the military trucks, they drove towards Kursk. Many heavy artillery that could not be taken away were blown up by the Germans, and some documents and items that could not be transferred were also destroyed.
Several senior German generals led by Jintian, "General Ge Siyun, retreat quickly! We have prepared the tanks, please evacuate first."
"Okay! Run quickly." Under the guidance of the generals, Kinda ran to a 38T tank that had been waiting on the roadside to escape from this dangerous place. Unfortunately, Kinda's plan to go on the road immediately failed. Kinda just got on the tank, and Beguitar ran over again. "General Gesiyun, no. We just received a report from the reconnaissance company. Hundreds of tanks from the First Guards Army of the Guards had just passed through Dandingla Village, which was only 5 kilometers away from us. What should we do now? We must block them, otherwise none of them will run away."
"Damn! Why is it so unlucky today?" Kinda reluctantly jumped off the 38T tank and walked back and forth on the ground. From time to time, Kinda understood in his heart that he would definitely not be able to run fast with his family and would not be able to escape the pursuit of the tank. If the Soviet tank caught up, he would be finished immediately.
"Damn!" Jinda felt that his whole body was about to explode, and he couldn't help but kick the box placed in the corner of the wall. "Puff," the sound of the wood chips burst out, and the unstable wooden board could not withstand such attacks, and it broke into pieces, and the condoms contained inside were scattered all over the ground.
"Damn it! It's so unlucky. I actually kicked the condom, now it's going to fade." And so on, Jinda suddenly felt a light in his mind, yes! Condom. Maybe this can be used to block the Soviet attack, delay time for a while, so that he has more opportunities to escape.
Thinking of this, Kinda decisively ordered, "Baiguitar, immediately gather all the condoms in the city, I have an urgent need."
"What, what, what, General Ge Siyun, do you want us to concentrate the condoms now?" Beiguitar opened his mouth wide and couldn't speak. Why did General Ge Siyun get into trouble? At this time, he was still in the mood to care about the condoms.
Jintian replied with a panic expression, "Now you can only treat the horses as live horses, and eat the dogs as live dogs. You asked the soldiers to blow all the condoms long, the big ones are the same as the ham sausage. Then they hang them all over Oryor City, and then we retreat. I think this should last an hour and let us retreat safely."
"This, General Ge Siyun, is this useful? Will the Soviets retreat when they see these condoms?" Baekhar was puzzled. Is this useful?
Kimda replied with a positive expression, "This is just a mental threat, think about it! If you were from the Soviet Union, you saw so many condoms hanging on the walls and houses, would you attack immediately? Especially these condoms are blown up, would you doubt it? Do you think this is a trap? What would you do if you were the commander?"
"Oh, I understand." Beiguitar suddenly realized. "If I were the commander of the Soviet army and saw that the city to be attacked was full of condoms, then I would definitely order the attack to be suspended, and then generate electricity to ask their superiors for their opinions. Especially when fighting against a scheming opponent like you, I would definitely ask for instructions from my superiors. The Soviets have been punished by your conspiracy many times. They would definitely think that this is your bad idea and they would definitely stop the attack."
"That's right, this is called being bitten by a dog. I've been afraid of dog meat for ten years. You should ask the soldiers to prepare and concentrate all the condoms. Then blow them big and long like a balloon. To make Orel a world of condoms, let the evil Soviet devils see the infinite charm of condoms. As for this plan to retreat to the enemy, it is called the condom combat plan!"
"Yes! General Ge Siyun, I immediately ask the soldiers to carry out your condom combat plan."
The Germans began to temporarily stop the escape and began to fully implement General Gesyun's condom combat plan. They blew the condoms long and large, and hung them all over Orel. The Germans did not know whether this would block the Soviet attack at this time, but they firmly believed that General Gesyun's plan would be successful. The great General Gesyun would definitely take them out of a dangerous place.
Half an hour later, Oryol became an ocean of condoms. All the condoms that could be found were blown long, big like sausages. Then they were hung by the Germans to various corners of Oryol, especially at the entrance of Oryol, which was densely packed. The Germans also stuffed long-handled grenades that could not be taken away into the condom and hung them on the wall, so that the enemy could see the condom fluttering in the wind from a distance.
After leaving these floating condoms, the Germans prayed to God and then retreated to the Kursk area. The German soldiers can only hope that General Gesyun's plan will be successful, and hope that the evil Soviet devils can be blocked by these condoms. Otherwise, once the Soviet tanks catch up, they will undoubtedly die.
At this point, the condom action plan kicked off in the eyes of the Germans. This was the first time and perhaps the last time in human history to use condoms to participate in a battle. This also made countless military scientists amazed the great General Gesiyun. They praised the great General Gesiyun for being shameless, vulgar, asshole, shameless and level 3 rogue. Even condoms were used on the battlefield, which was really a first-class blind wanderer in the world, and it really hurt the demeanor of the knight.
It is mentioned here that after the war, Orel City became a city of condoms, becoming the largest condom production and processing center in the world. Thirty percent of condoms in the world are produced from Orel City, and their products are sold all over the world, becoming the only way for locals to make wealth. Orel City is also known as the world condom kingdom.
However, the success of Orel City was inseparable from General Gesyun's plan. The locals were very grateful to the great General Gesyun. Later, in order to thank General Gesyun for his contributions to promoting Orel's condom production, the local residents specially produced a fragrant condom named after General Gesyun to express their memorials. They also erected bronze sculptures for the great General Gesyun in the city center to express their respect.
The bronze statue looks like General Ge Siyun is wearing a general uniform and holding a condom in his hand. The tiger's eyes stared forward, and a kingly aura arose leisurely.
Chapter completed!