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Chapter 210 Interesting troops

On July 21, 1943, on the second day after entering Cairo, the German Pest Army began to assemble to Alexandria. Arrived on the Italian transport ship parked there and prepared to return to the Eastern Front to fight. Because the war on the Eastern Front was about to break out, it was burning at a moment, and it was a moment of action, and it was a moment of touch. Various information obtained by the Germans showed that several major Soviet fronts and millions of troops were beginning to assemble.

The Soviets gathered so many troops this time, and it was absolutely impossible to go out for a collective spring outing. It was also impossible to gather together for fun. It was even more impossible to let millions of troops go to the countryside to receive re-education from poor and lower-middle peasants, and listen to them remember the bitterness and sweetness. Because it is a war period.

On July 22, our great General Ge Siyun returned to Berlin, where he had been away from for a long time, and returned to his long-lost home. Jintian didn't want to go home at all. He thought his wife would leave after a few days. But he never expected that when he got up the next day, Nasha's wife pulled him on the plane to Berlin by Nasha's wife.

Oh God! His Arab palace, the princess and princesses in the palace all go with the wind. The laws of nature do not tolerate it, and people and gods are angry. A man’s greatest ideal is that his dream of 3P, 50P, and 100P is also shattered in an instant. Moreover, there must be mother and daughter, sisters, triplets, quintuplets, and tents in the palace. I originally wanted to play mother and daughter flowers, sisters, my god! Oh my god! This is why, why.

Kimda felt very painful. He originally wanted to fight 100 beauties alone in the palace. He was also preparing to fight 10,000 beauties in the palace before going home. He also planned to write a few books "A man and 10,000 beauties in the palace, storm, storm, and storm, and overwhelming experience", "A man and N beauties, N times a night", and "The Invincible Pervert in the Arab Palace". Unfortunately, these great goals have become fantasies, and they can only exist in Kimda's fantasy.

Kimda returned home with Nasha dejectedly. As soon as he entered the door, Kimda was shocked by the scene in front of him. The interior of the house, which was originally mainly black and dark blue, became a pink cottage. The walls were painted with pink wallpaper, and the floor tiles were changed to water-pink wooden bricks. Even his room became a pink ocean, and was covered with water-colored heart-shaped wallpaper. This was not a man's room, it was clearly a girl's boudoir. I really don't know why women like pink so much.

After being stunned for a long time, Jinda asked Nasha on the side, "Wife, why are our family painted this color? Is the original style not good?"

Nasha showed the girl's shame and replied, "When you first left, didn't you agree to me redecorate the house? It's very beautiful! This was designed by Lin Sili and I personally. I even had the room for our unborn child!" As he said, Nasha squinted her eyes and looked at her husband, as if she was saying, "Praise me!"

Kimda smiled bitterly in his heart, but on the surface he pretended to be enjoying, "It's so beautiful, so beautiful that I feel." Kimda understands that his wife must be flattered, so that she can live a better life in the future.

At this time, a familiar voice came, "Gethyun, Oh, Nasha is here too!" Gestapo's new oxen Siyun walked into the room. "Gethyun, you have finally returned to Berlin. The troops you asked me to form have been completed, and now we will gather in an abandoned military training ground, waiting for your inspection."

"Oh,, really? Cousin of Niu Siyun." Jintian welcomed him and Cousin of Niu Siyun came with a man-style bear hug. Then he turned to Nasha and said, "Wife, Cousin of Niu Siyun and I will go to see the new army. I want to eat the fried steak and fried eggs you made for lunch, and add more green onions."

"Go!" Nasha said with a happy look on her face, "Miss Lin Sili and Rasier went out to buy a big purchase, and you must have a good meal at noon."

"Thank you, wife, come! Kiss one." After Kissing forward and kissed Nasha, he followed Niu Siyun out of the house. He got into a car parked outside and headed to an abandoned training ground outside Berlin. Jinda still remembered that training ground. He had been there with Hedrich to inspect a group of miscellaneous soldiers. Unfortunately, after a few months, Hedrich changed to Niu Siyun. I wonder what kind of army he would meet this time.

The car stopped outside the training ground and Jinda got out of the car. Only then did the training ground be filled with black crowds. Everyone lined up in an orderly manner, standing in the open space waiting for Jinda to arrive. Looking at the arranged crowd from afar, at least 20,000 people, Jinda couldn't help but exclaim, "Cousin Niu Siyun, you are really amazing. You have found so many people for me in a few days."

"Haha," Niu Siyun's nose raised into the air and said with a smile, "You don't even look at who I am. Is my Niu Siyun's name called in vain? As soon as I went back to Germany, I helped you find countless elite soldiers and generals to ensure you are satisfied."

Kaneda was also very satisfied with his cousin's performance, and strode to the reviewing stand next to the playground, preparing to inspect Niu Siyun's so-called elite soldiers and generals. But as soon as he approached the crowd, Kaneda was shocked. Why were there all short people in front of him? When he saw it, he was shocked by Kiu Siyun's eyes and couldn't help but shout, "Damn it! Niu Siyun's cousin, why are they all Japanese?"

Niu Siyun replied frankly, "Ge Siyun, you can't look at things on the surface. Let's go to the reviewing stand and appreciate the style of the new army."

Kindai walked up to the reviewing stand half-believingly and saw that the audience was full of short figures, a turtle-shaped figure, and a Japanese holding a 38-type rifle. Why was Kindai so sure that all the Japanese were there? Because the people below made Kindai feel disgusted, and only the Japanese had such lethality.

After Niu Siyun came on stage, he waved his hand. The parade march began to be played, and the crowd below began to line up to advance on the parade. The first thing that appeared in front of Kinda was Japanese men. They held a 38-type rifle, raised their pig's heads, and stepped on their short legs, and advanced forward.

Niu Siyun introduced, "When I returned to Germany, I promoted it everywhere and asked everyone to join the new army. But the most registered were the Japanese living in Germany. They strongly demanded to go to the front line to fight against the Soviets, so I organized them."

"Damn! What's the use of a group of little Japanese? If I were the head of state, I would issue an order immediately, and only two words were used for Japanese men. If the women were to pull them out and make chickens."

Niu Siyun lowered his voice and said, "I don't like the Japanese either, but they all bring their own weapons, so we don't need to shoot guns at all. Moreover, let the Japanese and Soviet dogs bite the dogs! You see where you can't hold it anymore, let these little Japanese go up. Our German army can retreat and rest. If the Japanese and Soviets fight in hand-to-hand combat, we can bombard the gun with guns. The Soviets like to use this trick, and we also learn to blow the Soviets and the Japanese. Even if the Japanese die, we don't have to worry and there is still a pension left. Besides, there are many Japanese men living in Germany. If they are all on the battlefield, wouldn't it be even more satisfying to have only Japanese prostitutes in Germany in the future?"

"Well, it makes sense. Niu Siyun's cousin is very insightful!" Jinda sincerely exclaimed, and then watched the military parade below again.

All the Japanese prostitutes who followed the Japanese man were Japanese prostitutes working in Germany. The leader of the Japanese also knew him, as if he was named Hamakibu. But what scared Kindai the most was that these prostitutes were holding candles, whips, iron nails, steel wire and other tools for SM. When the group of Japanese prostitutes appeared in front of the parade, they raised the SM tool in their hands, which scared Kindai's hairs stood up.

After feeling quite scary, Jinda asked Niu Siyun on the side, "Cousin Niu Siyun, what kind of army is this? Isn't this a Japanese bitch from the major brothels in Berlin? Do they also want to go to the battlefield? But they all have SM tools in their hands. Is this useful?"

"Ge Siyun, you understand SM too!" Niu Siyun smiled and replied, "Our military increase operation has been supported by all the Japanese prostitutes in Germany. Now, 300,000 Japanese prostitutes working in Germany are dragging you, and nearly 50,000 people have asked to go to the battlefield. For the sake of the vast number of German men, I only selected 10,000 people to join the army by drawing lots.

These prostitutes strongly demanded to bring their own weapons, and I could only agree. Unexpectedly, they used SM tools as weapons, and said that this was the nature of the Yamato women. I was not inconvenient to force them, so I had to agree to their request."

Kimda looked at the Japanese bitches below and saw them holding the SM tool in their hands tightly, looking like they were living and dying with the SM tool worker. Kimda only felt trembling in his hands. If these women were on the battlefield, they might really be able to make a difference.

At this time, Jintian suddenly remembered something and asked, "Cousin Niu Siyun, aren't there any Chinese people coming to join the army?"

Niu Siyun shook his head and replied, "There are very few Chinese people in Germany, even if there are, they are all high-tech talents. I remember that there is a Chinese expert in our tank factory to study together. I can't let some professors who make tanks go to the front line to fight! Oh, by the way! Ge Siyun, you give these two troops a name! Then send them to the Eastern Front, and it's still good to be cannon fodder."

Jinda stared at the crowd below, thinking that the words of Niu Siyun were very reasonable. The Soviets stationed millions of troops to attack. If they couldn't stand it and wanted to retreat, let the Japanese men take over the palace and act as cannon fodder. Then their troops could retreat safely. As for those Japanese bitches? Maybe it would really come in handy at that time.

Thinking of this, Kinda picked up the microphone handed over by the ox silk and started a speech through the loudspeaker, "Japanese turtles, Japanese prostitutes. Welcome to join the great German army. I will reorganize you into two divisions. You Japanese men like to masturbate, so call them masturbate. Japanese prostitutes call them,,,, A-film master! I hope you will fight bravely for the Third Reich in the future."

On July 23, 1943, on an abandoned training ground outside Berlin, a masturbator composed of Japanese men and a film division composed of Japanese prostitutes was established here. Although these two troops were basically wiped out in the war soon, all the masturbator was destroyed, and the film division was beaten into a film division. However, as the most interesting troops in the history of World War II, these two divisions were also recorded in history.

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1. She is a woman, I am a male, the opposite sex, and does not violate the marriage law of our country

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3. She is over 18 years old and has full civil liability. Although she is suspected of early marriage, she is over 21 years old. Although she is an early marriage, the relevant departments should be able to understand it because she is happy in bed in a young age!

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12. Her idol is my idol, oh no! It is my god! I dream about singing the songs of the singers she likes; I practice the exercises she likes every day; I eat her favorite food as food; I buy a map to read every day when she likes her favorite place, and I also take notes!

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