If Super Girl is hosted by CCTV

The competition begins, host Zhu Jun and Zhou Tao are on the way)

Zhu Jun: The reform is full of spring breeze, and great happy events are gathered. Dear viewers, with the strong care of leaders at all levels, with the strong assistance of local TV stations, and with the strong support of sponsors, CCTV Pharmaceutical Factory No. 6 Daliwan Cup Super Girls Grand Prix kicks off the grand opening!

Zhou Tao: The spring breeze of reform blows all over the ground, and super girls should be successful. Dear viewers, the super girls participating in this competition were selected and given by TV stations across the country. After strict political review, everyone is positive and positive, actively demands progress, and strives to get closer to the organization. They are both red and special, and can be trusted.

[Operative gossip news: According to rumors - COM website, because CCTV's Super Girl canceled the auditions and instead organized recommendations, the stock price of sunscreen manufacturers plummeted and was on the verge of bankruptcy. Workers and bosses from various factories are petitioning jointly and requesting CCTV to resume auditions.]

Zhu Jun: First of all, let me introduce to you the judges of this competition - the ranking is indefinitely - they are: famous singer, famous educator, famous educator, vice chairman of the Chinese Musicians Association, famous singer, famous educator, famous educator, vice chairman of the Chinese Musicians Association, Li Shuangjiang, famous singer, famous educator, famous educator, Central Conservatory of Music, famous lyrics, famous writer, famous writer, famous writer, vice chairman of the Chinese Musicians Association, Yan Su, famous singer, famous educator, famous educator, Li Guangxi, vice chairman of the Chinese Musicians Association,... teacher... and... there are...

Zhou Tao: The judges participating in today's competition are all old comrades who are familiar to us. I feel very kind to see all the teachers. When I was a middle school student in the 1980s, I saw you on the judges of CCTV's Song Grand Prix. Now I still see you. I don't have to look at the list to report the names of all the teachers.

[Operipheral gossip news: According to rumors - COM website, due to the failure to be invited to serve as a judge of CCTV Super Female Voice, an old artist was so angry that his or her myocardial infarction were dying. The old artist was only 82 years old, respected and healthy, and sat there for meetings. He went to the toilet every half an hour on average, and was fully competent for the judges. However, CCTV turned a blind eye and refused to invite him, which caused the old artist to become depressed and sick. The old artist's children claimed that they reserve the right to make compensation to CCTV.]

Zhu Jun: Now that the competition begins, Jane Zhang, selected by contestant No. 1, was first chosen by Sichuan TV, to sing on stage.

Jane Jane came on stage and walked to the center of the stage wearing a nostalgic dress in the 1950s style.

[Operipheral gossip news: According to rumors - COM website, CCTV Super Girls director team made harsh criticisms of some contestants showing off their sexy clothes and exposed clothes. The directors believe that Super Girls must not go wrong in terms of direction, so the crew has specially invited the old Shanghai tailor of the Republic of China period to serve as the costume designers of all contestants. The design principle is that there is no collarbone exposed on the top, no knee exposed on the bottom, and no airflow in the middle.]

Zhou Tao: Dear audiences, the contestants and their songs sung today are as follows

No. 1: Jane Zhang, singing the song: "Motherland, Motherland, I Love You Too Much".

No. 2: Zhou Bichang, singing song: "Super Girls Go to Well-off".

No. 3: Li Yuchun, singing the song: "Family Planning makes all the villagers rich".

No. 4: He Jie, singing the song: "I Will Be the Screw for the Development of the West".

No. 5: Ji Minjia, singing the song: "Drink a sip of the fragrant and sweet Yellow River Water".

No. 6: Ye Yiqian, singing the song: "Farmer Brothers Visit Paris".

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[Operipheral gossip news: According to rumors - COM website, the reporter interviewed the director of CCTV Super Girl on the topic of participating tracks. The director introduced that according to CCTV's tradition, all participating tracks are newly created main theme songs. Anyone who sings the sound of men and women who love and debauchery will be won, and will be killed without mercy and will be killed immediately.]

Zhu Jun: Dear audiences, the following is the quality test session. Please invite the famous scholar and writer Mr. Yu Qiuyu.

Yu Qiuyu: Zhou Bichang, please listen to the question. It is said that Meng Jiangnu cried down the Great Wall, why didn’t Qin Shihuang kill her?

Zhou Bichang: That's because Meng Jiangnu ran fast.

Yu Qiuyu: The answer was wrong. Can Qin Shihuang be killed by such a person with status? Isn’t it enough to arrange for the people below to kill?

Yu Qiuyu: Li Yuchun, please listen to the question. Why did Wu Zetian never find her husband?

Li Yuchun: That's because her conditions are too high and no one deserves it.

Yu Qiuyu: The answer was wrong, because she looked for a young man, and none of them were “uncle partners”.

Yu Qiuyu: He Jie, please listen to the question. Zhao Zilong rescued Adou, who was less than one year old, from Changbanpo and handed it to Liu Bei. Why did Liu Bei hit the child to the ground all of a sudden?

He Jie: That's because he wants to please Zhao Yun.

Yu Qiuyu: The answer was wrong, because Liu Bei hadn't seen his wife for two years.

Yu Qiuyu: Ji Minjia, please listen to the question. Why did Pan Jinlian marry Wu Dalang?

Ji Minjia: That's because Pan Jinlian was forced to do so.

Yu Qiuyu: The answer was wrong, because when the matchmaker was on a blind date, the photo of Wu Song was brought with her.

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[Operipheral gossip news: According to rumors - COM website, Professor Yu Qiuyu felt a feeling after participating in Super Girl, and decided to end the writing, rewritten it again, and launch a masterpiece related to Super Girl.]

Zhou Tao: The final ranking of this competition has been generated. The first place is selected by the General Political Department Song and Dance Troupe, the second place is selected by the Central Conservatory of Music, and the third place is selected by the Central Song and Dance Theater......... Zhou Bichang and Li Yuchun won the encouragement award.

[Operipheral gossip news: According to rumors - COM website, the old comrades of the judges of this competition unanimously expressed their inability to accept Li Yuchun and Zhou Bichang, believing that the correct aesthetic view should be established for the majority of young people and that they should never follow the bad trends.]

Zhu Jun: Dear viewers, let me report another good news. According to CCTV Sophrui's sample survey, the ratings of this Super Girl Contest reached 98.75%, setting a Guinness World Record with ratings.
Chapter completed!