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Chapter 86: The Führer's Cotton Plot

After posing a few of the most handsome positions at the gate of the warehouse, Kinda waved his hand and walked down the spiral ladder. Following Kinda down the spiral ladder was Fenrit and a group of burly Pest Guard soldiers. They were wearing a black suit, a white shirt inside the suit, a dark black tie hanging around their necks, and the sound of sunglasses added to their evil spirits.

Their expressions are different from Jinda's smile. Everyone is serious and a murderous aura is faintly revealed. It's really good that they came from the battlefield. They are really good at being thugs.

As Jintian walked down the spiral ladder, the atmosphere of the entire airport reached a white-hot level. The welcome crowd waved the photos of Ge Siyun's first mate. Some specific groups also raised the banner, including Ge Siyun's personal guard, Ge Siyun Fan Association, Ge Siyun Yiling Research Institute, Ge Siyun Culture Communication Center, Ge Siyun Sports Park welcomed everyone, Ge Siyun Supermarket opened today, etc.

One of the beautiful girls from China, using the banner of traditional Chinese characters (you are Feng'er, I'm Sha! You are carrots, I'm sweet potato), made Kitan feel more intimate. The banner of a team of Japanese prostitutes (thanks to General Ge Siyun for his contribution to the Japanese prostitute career) made Kitan feel quite accomplished.

The excited crowd saw their idol right in front of them and began to shout in an organized manner:

"Gesi Luck!Gesi Luck! I love you! Just like a mouse loves rice"

"Gesi luck!Gesi luck! I love you! Just like a farmer loves corn"

"Ge Siyun! Ge Siyun! I love you! Just like a pervert loves beauty"

After shouting, the crowd began to crowd at their idols and tried to rush to Ge Siyun to eat tofu. Fortunately, the airport staff were prepared, so they lined up a wall of people holding hands, blocking the crowded crowd, clearing out a road for General Ge Siyun to advance.

But our great General Ge Siyun did not understand their efforts. He did not know that the disaster was about to come, and he still signed an autograph for a beautiful girl, took a photo together, and exchanged addresses to meet again next time.

Seeing this, other fans of Gesiyun protested loudly and increased the crowding force. But the airport staff resisted tightly and barely blocked the crowd. But one of the fans had an idea and pointed at one of the airport staff and said, "Brother! Your front door is open."

Upon hearing the news, the airport staff subconsciously let go of their hands and went to practice with their pants. After he let go, the crowd finally found a breakthrough, like a dam breaking a dam, and then rushed in like a river entering the sea, rushing towards General Ge Siyun who was proud.

Jinda subconsciously felt the breath of danger. The exercise on the battlefield during this period gave Jinda a special premonition about danger. Jinda turned around and hid behind Fenrit. Fenrit saw the crowd rushing towards him and was stunned for 0.33 seconds. "General Ge Siyun, dangerous,,," but the next moment, our Colonel Fenrit was flooded by the crowd.

Although the soldiers of the Pest Guard are tall and big, burly, and have absolutely first-class PK. However, tigers cannot hold up wolves, wild dogs cannot hold up cats, and fat cats cannot fight mice. They only resisted for 2,97 seconds and were swallowed by the crowd.

The chaos lasted for more than an hour. Finally, Hitler, who heard the news, mobilized the SS guard, the head of state. With the help of tanks and armored vehicles, he dispersed the crowd and rescued General Ge Siyun, who was in dire straits.

Fortunately, our great General Ge Siyun was clever. At that critical moment, he took off his clothes and put them on Fenlit, and then he escaped. He was not seriously injured, but only a little skin was scratched. However, our poor Fenlit was in great danger, with 108 scratches, 106 stomps and 102 strains. He was sent to the intensive care unit of Berlin Hospital and almost passed. As for the top in the general's uniform, it was divided into 288 pieces by the rioters, and was collected by the fans of Ge Siyun.

Poor General Gesyun, his hair was not lost in the rain of bullets in Stalingrad, but he almost died bravely when he came home.

It is mentioned here that in 50 years after the war, a super invincible and powerful fan of Ge Siyun finally collected these 288 pieces in 55 years, making General Ge Siyun's first general uniform come back to life.

In the Prime Minister's Office in Berlin, Germany, it is now a joyous scene. The staff cleaned the Prime Minister's Office from top to bottom, from left to right, from front to back, from corner to blind spots. A red carpet was laid at the door, and the soldiers of the SS Guard were listed as a welcoming guest, ready to welcome General Ge Siyun.

Hitler was quietly sitting on the chair in his office, squinted his eyes and asked, "Has Gesyun not arrived yet? What is Himmler doing? Why haven't he brought Gesyun yet?" Chief of Staff Hader saw Hitler's face unhappy and replied carefully, "First of the Year, General Gesyun will arrive soon, and the trouble they encountered at the airport has been resolved. Himmler is calling the SS Guard to pick up General Gesyun."

"Well," Hitler nodded thoughtfully and began to wait quietly. Suddenly, Hitler felt his hands tremble intermittently again. His old habits began to attack again.

"Damn Jews" Hitler looked at his trembling hands with his knife-like eyes, and couldn't help cursing in his heart, "Damn Jews, I want to deal with you all."

After the shaking of his hands, Hitler fell into deep memories. After the end of World War I, he started to work on his old business due to life and began to sprinkle cotton for the Jewish farmers. Under the oppression and exploitation of the Jewish farmers, he worked under extremely harsh conditions for a long time, but his hands were made of intermittent shaking, also known as neuropathy.

Even when I didn't play with cotton, my hands would tremble as if I played with cotton. From then on, I secretly made up my mind to deal with all the Jews when I had the chance.

Thinking of this, Hitler's eyes became a little softer. He had been dealing with cotton all his life, and even if he became the head of state, he could not get rid of his preference for cotton. The guys in the army kept talking about why he had to attack Kiev first and occupy Ukraine. He gave up the great opportunity to capture Moscow.

In fact, I also have a hidden secret. When I heard that cotton is abundant in Kiev, I couldn't suppress my desire for cotton in my heart. I must take over Kiev first. It seems that I can't put down cotton until I die.

"Cotton! Cotton" Hitler remembered the song he played cotton and began to sing in his heart.

Let's splash cotton!! Shrink cotton.

The cotton I play is the most beautiful, the cotton I play is the most beautiful

The cotton I play is the most adorable. I give the cotton I play to my sweetheart!

My beloved person! Accept the cotton I sprinkled!

The cotton I play will be our gift for love!

I will build it with my splashed cotton, our beloved hut!

The cotton I sprinkled will create our future!

Let’s play cotton! Let’s play cotton! Everyone is playing cotton!!!

Hader, who was beside the "First of the People's Republic of China", saw Hitler falling into deep thought, and muttered in his heart that the Forecaste was always inexplicably dull during this period. It seemed that he had the tendency to have Alzheimer's disease. "The convoy of General Ge Siyun of the Head of the Head of the People's Republic of China has reached the door."
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