Chapter Thirty-One: Shit Taoist
Attracted by the beautiful scenery of Moon Lake, everyone is enjoying their own peace and tranquility. The scenery is so beautiful at this time!
"Come, come and see, come and buy. There is a panacea that can cure all diseases, and there are all kinds of magic tools to exorcise demons." Just as we were enjoying the beautiful scenery of Moon Lake, a piercing cry came from
Wake us up.
We turned around and saw that there was a middle-aged Taoist next to us selling various elixirs and magic tools. This man was wearing a yellow Taoist uniform and claimed to be a descendant of the Tianshi sect. He was traveling here today, selling some elixirs and magic tools.
In exchange for some vegetarian food, he would dance with the mahogany sword in his hand from time to time, which gave him a sense of enlightenment.
"Taoist Priest, how do you sell this elixir? How do you sell the magic weapon?" Upon hearing that it can cure all diseases and drive away evil spirits, countless people are moved by it.
"It's not expensive, the elixir costs two taels of silver, and the magic weapon costs five taels of silver." The old Taoist priest was here, and he looked like a magic stick no matter how he looked at it.
"But Taoist Priest, what should we do if we don't have any money? Do we accept RMB?" When those people heard that this man calculated prices in silver, they became even more convinced that he was a Taoist priest who ran away from the deep mountains and old forests.
"Oh, it turns out that now everyone in the world has switched to RMB, so just give me a million or eight thousand." The Taoist sighed and opened his mouth like a lion.
I thought these people would turn around and leave once they heard it was so expensive, but the fact is that countless people generously donated their money and did not hesitate to spend high prices to buy these so-called elixirs and magic weapons.
It’s so expensive and so many people buy it. I just can’t figure it out. What’s wrong with people in this world? Is there really so much money that can’t be used up? Instead of giving it to these scammers, why don’t they donate it to the poor people in need?
Can’t you see that in remote mountainous areas there are still so many people who cannot afford medical treatment or enough food to eat, and children who cannot afford to go to school? I can’t help but feel sad when I think of this. I look at him as if he is a wise man, but secretly I am secretly laughing.
Taoist, I was even more angry.
"Taoist, can you try your elixir?" I walked directly to the opposite side of the Taoist. During this period, Qianqian pulled me many times, but I ignored him.
"Yes, let's try your elixir. I'd like to see if it can cure all diseases. I wonder if impotence can be cured?" Erzi was also cheering next to him, but as soon as he said the words about impotence, everyone had a look on his face.
Looking at him with contempt, even Erzi's girlfriend quickly stayed away from Erzi.
"Don't get me wrong, I'm a real man, how could I not do it?" Erzi immediately realized that he had said something wrong, but the more he explained, the more people didn't believe him. Erzi was so anxious that he almost took off his pants to let everyone verify the truth.
body.
"Brother, how are you going to try this method? I can tell you that my elixir is very expensive." The Taoist priest looked at me a little panicked.
"It's very simple. It just needs to cure the injury on my foot instantly. If it's really effective, I'll double the money for your medicine." I pulled up my trousers, revealing my wheat-colored calves.
The Taoist priest looked at my calf carefully and said, "Brother, you are kidding me. There is no injury on your foot at all. How do you want me to treat it for you?"
"This is not simple." I directly pulled out the Xuanyuan Sword from the package, and slashed my calf with the sword, leaving a long wound, and blood continued to flow from the wound.
"Ah!" When they saw me pulling out the sword and stabbing myself, everyone screamed in fright. Even Qianqian and the others turned pale with fright, and the Taoist priest was even more frightened by my cruelty.
"Okay, you're being cruel." The Taoist priest simply put the bullshit pills and spell-breaking weapons on the ground into his pocket, and ran away with the pocket in hand.
"Taoist Priest, please don't run away. You haven't treated my brother's injury yet." Erzi saw the Taoist priest running away and immediately shouted to him.
"Tch, you think I'm stupid if I don't run." The Taoist priest ran faster without looking back.
"Ah, my money!" At this time, everyone reacted. This Taoist priest is a liar, so his elixirs and magic weapons are naturally fake. For money, these people can run away as fast as hundreds of people.
Meter sprint champion.
"Boss, are you okay?" Erzi hurried over to help me. Qianqian and the others even took out tissues and wiped my wounds carefully. Liu Hui took out the bruise medicine that she brought with her and gave it to me on the wound.
After applying some application, the bleeding stopped soon.
"Brother Yuwen, why are you doing this?" Wang Xin said distressedly while bandaging my wound.
"I just can't bear to see these people concealing fraud, and it's hard for people to get their hard-earned money." I sighed deeply as I looked at the people who had donated generously just now, but were panicking as soon as they knew they had been deceived.
"Wow, the second son's injury was worth it. Why don't I get such good treatment?" The second son looked at the girls who kept bandaging my wounds and felt quite envious.
"Then you can be injured like Xiaoxiang, and I can serve you like this." Erzi's girlfriend looked at the fat on Erzi's body, and must have been thinking about where to stab him.
"Forget it, I don't have the courage." Erzi quickly shook his head, really afraid that his girlfriend would stab him.
"Humph, you look like a bear, I can't expect you to be a hero." Erzi's girlfriend glanced at Erzi with a look of hatred, and Erzi quickly lowered his head.
"Let's go to the lake to play. Today we will play by the lake, and tomorrow we will go to the lake to play. What do you think?" I saw that the wound was bandaged, so I gave the three girls a look of thanks and said,
Everyone suggested.
"Okay, I heard that there are many beautiful scenic spots near and on the lake." Liu Hui immediately agreed, and everyone else nodded, finally deciding on the travel plan.
A group of us walked to the Moon Lake. At this time, there were already pairs of couples cuddling together and walking by the lake. The two daughters Liu Hui and Wang Xin were envious. Now they are the only ones here. The second daughter
Without being ashamed, he ran over and held one of my hands. Instead, he held Qianqian aside. I gave Qianqian an apologetic look.
But the second son felt very uncomfortable after seeing it. He kept mumbling for a long time, wondering why the treatment of men was so different. Not to mention the second son, even the couples passing by saw our strange combination.
Countless men are envious of me. There are three beauties around me. I’m afraid they all want to kick me out and replace me with themselves. However, the price of this envy and jealousy is the anger of their girlfriends, and countless men’s ears have been hurt.
seedling.
Walking with the three girls under the big willow tree by Moon Lake, it was very comfortable and comfortable. This may be the life that all men dream of, with beautiful women in their arms.
"Look there is a bridge over there." Wang Xin pointed to the stone bridge across the lake and shouted in surprise. After saying this, Wang Xin and Liu Hui happily ran towards the stone bridge.
"I remembered, that stone bridge is called Magpie Bridge. Look, do the stone statues look like magpies? Legend has it that this was the Magpie Bridge where the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl met. Later, after the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl passed away, the Magpie Bridge fell to the world.
From then on, we crossed the Moon Lake." Qianqian looked at the stone bridge carefully for a while, and then slowly told the story.
After hearing what Qianqian said, Erzi and his girlfriend ran directly to Magpie Bridge in surprise. I looked at Qianqian and said, "How about we also go to Magpie Bridge to have fun, and we can meet like the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl."
But Qianqian shook her head and whispered sadly: "I don't want to meet Brother Yuwen only once a year, otherwise I will die of missing you."
"Fool, this is just a legend. Besides, I won't allow anyone to separate us." I gently held Qianqian in my arms.
"Brother Yuwen, if I am no longer here one day, I hope you can live well." Qianqian turned to look at me with red eyes, her eyes full of affection.
Chapter completed!