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Chapter 090 Are You Slapping Me?

Chapter 090 Are you slapping me?

Ziqiu Xian's sudden and irresponsible departure made Han Xu completely stupid.

His mighty performance just now was for Ziqiu Xian to see, and he also hoped that this 'mother-in-law' could stand up to back him up after his current bastard attitude, but she actually ran away quickly...

Han Xu looked at Shi Luoluo with great sadness, hoping that she would be fair at this time and not beg for anything. Even if she just sighed and said something like "My mother is really unreliable", Han Xu felt sad in his heart.

It was more or less comfortable, but reality would never be as bloody as a bubble drama. Shi Luoluo just shrugged helplessly and turned around to run away. At this moment, how could Han Xu let her run away?

"Husbands and wives are like birds in the same forest, and they fly separately when disaster strikes." But there is also a saying that "lovers are like mandarin ducks, and they should support each other in both misfortunes and blessings." Isn't it?

Men and women overcome difficulties together, no matter how good or bad, until the end of life. That is the true meaning, isn't it?

"You are such a man!" Shi Luoluo gave Han Xu a thumbs up and praised.

"I just wiped it off, dear, do you think now is the time to praise me?" Han Xu asked with a gloomy face, "What should I do now? Your wonderful mother ran away, and she agreed to what I did!"

"Just do it if she agrees! What will you do if he asks you to commit suicide? Are you an idiot?" Shi Luoluo asked, squinting her eyes.

"I'm not an idiot. Your mother said she would choose me as her son-in-law!" Han Xu took a deep breath. Since he had already smashed it coquettishly, he should face it head-on.

"She is her, and I am me! You didn't say you wanted it!"

"Then you say yes! Say yes!" Faced with this situation, Han Xu still had the guts to tease him verbally. He was truly invincible.

"I want you bastard!" Shi Luoluo blushed. Of course she heard the obscene meaning in Han Xu's words, "Hurry up and think about how you want to end this!"

Shi Luoluo glanced at the countless crowds of onlookers around him, as well as the coffee shop staff who kept pouring out, looking eagerly at his clothes to kill him.

Han Xu took a deep breath and said to everyone with an aggrieved look, "Come on, everyone, I want to meet my future mother-in-law here. The waiter here not only called me a 250-year-old, but also pointed at my future mother-in-law and said she is a young lady."

, who else could bear it! Now my future mother-in-law is also angry and has left. Is it easy for me to find a girlfriend when I am a free man? Now I am probably going to be single again!"

“Damn it, the service attitude here is really bad, but the waiters are also of high quality!”

"It seems like it's easy to lift a table, but this guy deserves a beating. As the saying goes, it's better to tear down ten temples than ruin one marriage!"

………………

Han Xu's words of complaint attracted the support of the crowd, and many people stood by Han Xu.

Seeing such a scene, Shi Luoluo had to accept Han Xu's crooked ideas. He actually knew how to take advantage of the sympathy of the crowd. Although what she said was a bit outrageous, it was not entirely wrong.

The waiter originally wanted to explain something, but in the face of all the chatter from the customers, there was no room for him to speak. He was really dumb and unable to speak!

"Ahem! Everyone, be quiet!" At this time, the leader of the coffee shop appeared. He was wearing straight trousers, a simple white short-sleeved shirt, a Chinese character face, big eyes, big ears, and a crew cut. He looked like a capable young man.

"What's going on?" As a store manager, when something like this happens, he must first ask his waiter.

"Manager Shi, they are making trouble. They don't pay for coffee and even flip the table." The waiter said aggrievedly. He finally had something to complain about!

"Sir, Madam, are you going too far?" Manager Shi took a step forward and asked.

"Are you the boss here?" Han Xu glanced at him and asked.

"I'm Shi Tao, the manager of this store."

"Using a condom? Okay, it's safe to use a condom!" Han Xu said seriously.

"It's Shi Tao, not a trick!" Store manager Shi Tao said with a gloomy face. This kid must be deliberately looking for trouble!

Han Xu took a long breath and asked the store manager Shi Tao: "I lifted the table. If you and your mother went out to drink coffee, a waiter insulted your mother and then called her "Miss" again.

, I believe your reaction will be more intense than mine."

Without waiting for Shi Tao to react, Han Xu once again turned to the surrounding guests and said, "Do you think what I said makes sense? We are all human beings! No one is shorter than anyone else! When something like this happens,

Who can be calm? I'm afraid of hair. Anyway, I won't even have a wife!"

"Brother! You did the right thing! If you offend your mother-in-law and lose your wife, let alone flipping the table, this store will be destroyed!"

………………

Han Xu enjoyed this effect very much. Public opinion can really influence everything. Now store manager Shi Tao and the staff in the store are speechless when facing this situation. The most troublesome thing is that there are so many customers here.

Well, if he doesn't give an explanation today, then his store will be doomed in the future. Now he knows the speed of information dissemination and audience size. He just realized that someone has taken a photo of him, and his image is definitely

It was posted on Weibo.

Whatever you underestimate now, you cannot underestimate the almighty Weibo!

As long as this incident spreads on Weibo, the brand will be implicated, and the side effects will be unprecedentedly terrible.

"Haha, now you smashed my store and it's your fault?" Shi Tao is not a soft persimmon. When faced with this kind of situation, he will not give in. If you live a life, you can never let it go.

, “Call the police!”

"If calling the police works, what do you want us to do?" Suddenly a gloomy but extremely domineering voice came over, and three men walked in immediately. The leader was bald, not tall, only about 1.6 meters tall.

He was slightly chubby, wearing a gray Tang suit-style coat, with a string of Buddhist beads hanging around his neck. He was rubbing these two fine walnuts in his hands. He meowly walked in and said to Shi Tao and others.

This person is the ruler of this area, that is to say, the local snake of this area, Fan Jian, nicknamed the 'Smiling Buddha', people behind his back call him 'the cheap fake monk', except of course the gangster leader who is older than him, this person

No one dared to call him that.

"Lord Buddha! You're here! That's great!" Shi Tao saw Fan Jian and his two younger brothers walking in, so he greeted him in a small way. In his opinion, the savior has come, and the surrounding families

The shop has to pay them the so-called protection fee every month. Of course, they use money to help others to deal with disasters. When the store encounters problems, Fan Jian will help them solve it. Moreover, the owner of this coffee shop seems to have a relationship with Fan Jian.

They were able to establish friendship, so they paid very little "protection fee". Sometimes, for the sake of the coffee shop owner, Fan Jian's people would not come to collect it, but they were still taken care of.

"Is someone making trouble?" Fan Jian smiled and looked at Shi Tao and asked.

"Yes! They drank Bawang coffee and overturned the table!" Shi Tao started to complain like a primary school student seeing his class teacher. On the one hand, the smile on his face was to please Fan Jian, the Smiling Buddha, but on the other hand, he knew that this was something he didn't know.

Trouble will come to the troublemakers who are in the thick of things.

The guests around me who know the character of 'The Smiling Buddha' are gradually fading away. One more thing is worse than one less thing. Don't just watch the excitement and make yourself a coquettish person. It's not worth it, so hurry up and get out of the way. Gradually, the coffee There were a lot fewer people in the store.

Fan Jian, the Smiling Buddha, nodded to Shi Tao, then glanced sideways at Han Xu and Shi Luoluo standing aside, then turned to Shi Tao and asked, "Are they them?"

"Yes!" Shi Tao nodded.

"How much Bawang coffee did you drink?" Fan Jian continued to ask.

"Two hundred and five!"

"Shit! Use the condom! Who the hell are you talking about? You're looking for death!" Hearing this, the younger brother behind Fan Jian cursed.

"No! No, I mean they spent 250 yuan this time!" Shi Tao quickly explained.

"Two hundred and five? That's interesting." Fan Jian was still smiling. He turned around and looked at Han Xu and asked, "Brother, why don't you give me the money?"

"I forgot to bring my money when I went out." Han Xu doesn't care whether he is smiling or crying, Buddha is still a ghost, he has always been a tough boss, not to mention that he can't bow his head now that the matter has come to this, right?

"Okay, this reason seems to be very real!" Fan Jian is worthy of the title of the Smiling Buddha. He kept smiling with his eyes squinted, and the walnuts in his hands made a pleasant sound when he rubbed them, "Then why did you lift the table?

?”

"What would you do if someone insulted your mother-in-law as a young lady?" Han Xu asked Fan Jian with a calm expression.

"You're going to kill me!" Fan Jian said with a smile. Although he was laughing, no one thought he was joking because there was an evil spirit in his smile.

"Then what I did is enough. I turned the table over." Han Xu responded with a shrug.

Fan Jian smiled and nodded without responding to Han Xu's words. Then he turned to Shi Tao and asked, "What do you think should be done?"

"Lord Buddha, you are here, it depends on what you want!" Shi Tao said flatteringly.

"Crack!"

Fan Jian slapped Shi Tao in the face without any warning, but he still had that damn smile on his face: "I'm asking you!"

"Ah?" Shi Tao was stunned by the sudden slap. With the five-finger mountain mark instantly appearing on his face, he asked sadly, "Lord Buddha, you..."

"Crack!"

Fan Jian slapped him again with his backhand, smiling: "I'm asking you a question! Don't you understand?"
Chapter completed!
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