Chapter 022
Helping Loli buy sanitary napkins
"Xiao Han, let's go have dinner together?" Female colleague A said as she passed by the front desk.
"Xu Zi, why don't you go to the smoking room and have a smoke?" Male colleague B said as he passed by the front desk.
"Xiao Han, print out some materials for me and send them to me later." Female colleague C said as she passed by the front desk.
"Hey, my relatives are here and my stomach hurts a little. Can you help me buy a bag? Thank you!" Female colleague C said privately on the company's internal chat software OA.
For most of the day after Murong Xiaoxiao's incident in the morning, Han Xu experienced the busiest moment since working as a receptionist. A swarm of colleagues came to strike up a conversation, in a sultry way, in a flirtatious way, to show brotherly loyalty, and in all kinds of weird ways.
It has already broken Han Xu’s eggs.
Han Xu always comes without warning. This is his busiest day. Sometimes he goes to smoke with his male colleagues, but instead prints materials for his female colleagues. Of course, he still has the choice to go to those naked temptations and requests.
No, after Han Xu declined an invitation to have lunch with a female colleague, he turned around and was invited to buy sanitary napkins with a girl from the advertising department...
This female colleague named Mengmeng, as her name suggests, is really cute. She has big eyes, a round face, and she is always flushed like a ripe big apple, as if she is talking to a pack of wolves.
:Come and eat, the apples are ripe.
The most praiseworthy thing is that she has a baby voice that can make all otakus tingle, and she is so arrogant that no one can match her.
"Hey, what's your zodiac sign?" In the elevator, Mengmeng blinked her big eyes, and the numbing baby voice made Han Xu's nerves tremble.
"Scorpio Dragon." Han Xu looked at her delicate appearance and really wanted to reach out and squeeze it. He seemed to be sure that even if he pinched it, it would be okay. She should be here to ask for it.
"Ah? What is a Scorpio Dragon?" Mengmeng asked in confusion. Maybe she was too curious. She actually leaned next to Han Xu and raised her little head, and looked at him with blinking eyes.
The pink and red lips are slightly open, shiny and cute. If you lean down to kiss them, you will worry about melting them...
"It's the mythical beast that combines the zodiac sign and the zodiac sign!" Han Xu composed himself and turned his attention away from YY.
"Wow! What a domineering beast! Let me think about my beast!" Mengmeng looked delighted and curious, and after a moment she exclaimed, "I am a virgin!"
"Uh..." Han Xu was stunned for a moment.
Mengmeng also reacted in a moment, and beat Han Xu shyly, complaining: "You are so bad! I am a chicken, at most a virgin..." Halfway through the words, Mengmeng felt that she was going to
I said the wrong thing and quickly changed my words, "I'm going to kill you! It's my uncle's fault!"
"Ah? Uncle?" Han Xu was embarrassed.
"Aren't you uncle? You are a dragon and I am a chicken, so you are the uncle!" Mengmeng broke the topic perfectly, and the shyness on her face gradually faded away.
After getting out of the elevator, the two of them came directly to the entrance of the 711 convenience store opposite.
"Oops, my stomach hurts again. Uncle, please go in and buy it for me. I'll go to the bathroom first!" Mengmeng suddenly turned pale and said, stroking her belly.
"No, I myself..." Before Han Xu could finish his words, he saw Mengmeng running away clutching her stomach. Looking at her figure, his balls ached, although he knew that he was extremely thick-skinned.
But after all, this is the first time to buy sanitary napkins for a woman, and there will always be something wrong with it the first time, and if you choose it by such a handsome man, you will easily be misunderstood. If a gay friend comes to ask for a relationship, or forces you to
If you pick up the soap yourself, then you will have to stop eating!
Taking a deep breath, Han Xu strode into the 711 convenience store. He saw that the area where sanitary napkins were placed was crowded with women of all kinds. Just looking at the crowd made him panic. This was comparable to Buying condoms is so confusing!
Go and buy it. Wouldn't it be nice to be teased by the aunt as if you were a pet?
They are all strange women, who would care about him? Han Xu exhaled and shrugged his shoulders. He seemed to think that Lei Feng had to carry out his good deeds to the end, so he helped the little girl Mengmeng change her in person, which was also smooth. thing.
There were women all around him one after another, mixed with various fragrances, and the smell made him feel dizzy.
When Han Xu walked over, he had already vaguely heard the sneers of several women. Of course, there were two girls who seemed to be deliberately discussing him, and even asked whether he was transgender.
When he heard a woman talk about whether she was transgender, he really had the urge to rush to the bathroom to see if his baby was still there.
There were all kinds of sanitary napkins in front of him. Han Xu had just forgotten to ask Mengmeng which ones he usually used, so he just picked up a yellow package and was about to check out. However, as soon as he turned around, he felt his head hit a ball. Soft. At the same time, the sanitary napkin in my hand happened to fall into someone else's blue shopping basket.
"Sorry!" Han Xu spoke first as a gentleman. As soon as he turned around, he bumped into the girl. Is this a lucky move?
After saying that, he reached out to get sanitary napkins from the plastic basket. Unexpectedly, he saw the woman take a step back, leaving him empty-handed!
"Why are you so reckless? Where are your eyes?"
Han Xu has a very good ability to distinguish sounds. This woman's voice sounded very familiar to him...
He raised his head and took a look, and found that the woman in front of him was none other than Murong Xiaoxiao!
Damn, did you make a mistake? Enemies are on a narrow road!
Han Xu was embarrassed, how could he meet her here!
He immediately lowered his head. Meeting Murong Xiaoxiao in this situation was truly unlucky. He wished he could flee through the sky and escape without a trace.
On the other hand, when Mengmeng came back from the bathroom and met Han Xu in the 711, she happened to see him choosing sanitary napkins for herself. She was so happy that she took out her phone and took out one, and then sent it to the WeChat group. It showed off: "Sisters, you have no chance. Classmate Xiao Han has already bought sanitary napkins for me!"
"You little bitch, you are so brave! How dare you touch the prey of the two thirsty female bosses! Be careful not to lose the rice!" someone immediately responded.
"What a fool! Everyone knows how bad it would be for a man to be targeted by that woman Ran Qi? If he wasn't hiding the rich, handsome Ran Qi and the newly arrived Murong Xiaoxiao, these two powerful women, how could he have done it? Go and get jealous!" Mengmeng replied.
"Xiao Meng Sao'er is right, I think the Martin car that picked up Ran Qi before was Han Xu's!" Another person named Old Virgin responded, "It's a pity that Xiao Meng Sao'er got there first!"
"Wait! Something seems to have happened. Han Xu seems to be bumping into President Murong!" Mengmeng suddenly saw the scene ahead.
"Little Sao Meng'er, I advise you to withdraw as soon as possible. Murong Xiaoxiao is the daughter of our company's shareholder, be careful not to let her kill you!" reminded her best friend called Old Maid.
"Let's not chat for now, let me observe the situation!" Mengmeng closed WeChat after speaking and slowly lurked over.
On this side, Murong Xiaoxiao was stunned for a while when she saw Han Xu. She looked at the pack of sanitary napkins he had dropped in her basket and sneered: "Is your uncle here?"
"I'll wipe it! Your uncle has just arrived!" Han Xu said with a heavy expression on his face.
"I'm an aunt, why do you want to check me?" Murong Xiaoxiao was so coquettish that she said anything, attracting the attention of a group of people around her. Han Xu even felt that she could compete with Gu Yuqing from the company.
Let’s talk about sisters!
"I can't afford the inspection. You charge for it!" Han Xu didn't show any pretense at all. His shyness was only shown in front of the woman he liked. He was very cold-faced when facing Murong Xiaoxiao. Han Xu
The purpose is: whatever kind of thing you are, I will give you that kind of expression!
"Haha, it's free for you, do you want to try it?" Murong Xiaoxiao opened her pink mouth slightly, and after saying that, she still stretched out her tongue seductively and licked it around her lips.
"Hey, you didn't take the deal last night, why did you suddenly want to sell it today?" Han Xu looked at her with interest, basically ignoring her coquettish behavior.
"I don't want to be fucked by your buddy, but you can fuck me!" Murong Xiaoxiao's words became more and more explicit, and she did not shy away from the looks of shock, curiosity, and contempt from those around her.
"But I don't want to have sex with you at all!" Han Xu shrugged, took out the sanitary napkins that fell in Murong Xiaoxiao's shopping basket, turned around and walked to the cashier to pay.
"It's interesting. You can't escape, and that little bitch Ran Qi will not escape from my grasp!" Murong Xiaoxiao looked at Han Xu's back and smiled, with the same insidious smile, as if everything was under her control.
Under control.
Before Han Xu walked out of the 711 convenience store, Mengmeng had quietly ran out and was waiting for her at the door of the office building. She had debated whether to go up to her to show that Han Xu was buying sanitary napkins for herself, but in the end she did not go there.
, because she could imagine that the consequences would be very tragic. How could she, a small working man, twist the thigh of a rich second-generation daughter?
"Uncle, I'm sorry. I asked you, a grown man, to buy sanitary napkins for me. My stomach is really uncomfortable!" Mengmeng saw Han Xu coming over and said with great gratitude, "To express my gratitude, I treat you to dinner.
Bar!"
"I'll do it!" Han Xu handed the sanitary napkin to Mengmeng and said with a smile, "What's the point of asking a girl to treat you?"
"Huh, uncle is such a gentleman!" Mengmeng squinted her eyes and giggled, "Uncle, don't be too nice to me, otherwise people will pester you to make ends meet every day!"
"As long as you're not worried about me taking you home in a daze, then it's fine!" Han Xu said evilly with the corners of his mouth slightly raised.
"Then you can give it a try!" Mengmeng chuckled, took Han Xu's arm, and walked forward with long strides.
After Murong Xiaoxiao walked out of the 711 convenience store, she did not go back to the company directly. Instead, she sat down at a booth nearby, took out her phone, and broadcast a number.
"Do you have HIV there?"
"Sister, what's wrong with me? Who are you targeting again this time, so cruelly?" The other party is a man with a Jinwei accent. It can be seen from their tone that they are already very familiar with each other.
.
"Why don't you talk nonsense? Prepare a box of Durex containing AIDS germs for me!" Murong Xiaoxiao said in a commanding tone.
"Sister, the things inside are expensive!"
"Just prepare. Do I owe you money?" Murong Xiaoxiao said impatiently, "Hurry up and prepare. Send it to me when you're done!"
Chapter completed!