It's really a narrow road!
"Xiaoxi, are you really getting married? Why haven't you heard you say it before?" asked a classmate next to him.
"We just got the marriage certificate, but the wedding has not been held yet." Lin Xiaoxi responded.
"Getting a certificate is more important than a wedding, Xiaoxue has also received the certificate, right!"
"Yes, you can't get legal protection when holding a wedding. There is no problem after getting a marriage certificate. When the divorce comes, you can still divide half of the other party's net worth.
Oh my God, Xiaoxi, you are a rich woman!"
"Bah, what about the crow's mouth? What about divorce!
Our Xiaoxi and Xiaoxue will not divorce, and they are the masters of their lives!" Liu Xin immediately refuted.
"Haha, yes!"
Everyone talked about it and didn't forget to eat snacks, and the atmosphere was very warm.
Because I have to wait for a few classmates who arrived late, I haven't set off yet.
"Here, come!" Li Mi suddenly pulled Lalin Xiaoxi excitedly.
"What's here?" Lin Xiaoxi asked in confusion while eating beef jerky.
"Your enemy is here!" Li Minu said with a smile outside the car window.
Liu Xin seemed more excited than Lin Xiaoxi, and suddenly poked her head out.
"Where are you? Oh, I saw it, and I was holding Zhou Yi's hand! Do you think she is taking our car? Or not taking our car?"
"I guess she wouldn't dare to drive her in the same car as us, otherwise we'll kill her!"
"That's right, I've seen shameless people, I've never seen such shameless people.
Forget it, if you don’t look at the monk’s face, she is Zhou Yi’s girlfriend.
And this is our graduation trip, and it’s not good for everyone to have a quarrel." Lin Xiaoxi pulled Liu Xin and sat down.
The squad leader walked over and said something to them, but the girl looked at the No. 2 car, then shook her head with Zhou Qiang.
Finally they took the No. 3 bus.
"I just said she didn't dare to come!"
"Xiaoxi, how did you mess with that woman?" Someone started gossiping again.
"To be honest, I'm not very clear, it's a bit inexplicable." Lin Xiaoxi said concisely.
This girl is better off being able to be at peace during this trip and not provoke her.
Otherwise, she would just let go of her new and old hatreds.
After the last few students arrived, they set off.
They headed to a resort area and spent two days and two nights there.
There are class cadres in each car, and the precautions are read out on the car.
Everyone didn't pay much attention to listening at first, but later the squad leader sank his face, so everyone stopped chatting, ate snacks, and listened attentively.
"The itinerary has been sent to everyone's email address. Everyone should have seen it. Just follow the above.
All group activities must be participated. For safety reasons, the scope of activities cannot exceed the resort.
There are two people living in each room, and you are looking after each other.
Everyone has my mobile phone number, and call me if you have any questions!”
"Squad leader, can you beat me if you're fine?" One of the boys sitting in the back seat asked with a smile.
"You call the squad leader, what do you want to do?" A girl sitting in front of him smiled and turned around and asked.
Then I heard two words appearing in someone - 吧学!
Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter in the carriage.
"Nothing nonsense, everyone listens clearly and pays attention to their vision and pays attention to safety." The squad leader finally couldn't help but scold him.
Then I sat down in the front seat.
Next, everyone started to move freely again, and it took an hour to drive to the resort.
So of course, activities were arranged in the car.
That is, starting from the first seat, everyone has to perform a show, tell jokes, sing, or even do pole dance in the car, just be careful.
As for the family members, they only participate, while the class members are compulsory.
Because it was a graduation trip, everyone was relaxed, so after adding a performance in front, everyone was already smiling and having a stomachache.
It's the squad leader's turn.
"I'll come back at the end, I'm afraid that when I start singing, everyone will cry."
"Ha ha!"
So he skipped the squad leader and continued to pass down.
Liu Xin told a joke, and no one in the carriage laughed.
"Isn't it funny?" Liu Xin actually asked in confusion.
"It's not funny!" Unexpectedly, the whole car responded in unison.
"Then I'll say one more thing, no one can laugh!" After Liu Xin said that, she began to tell her second joke vividly, "The old couple went to take photos, and the photographer asked, "Uncle, do you want side light, back light, or full light?" The old man said shyly: "It doesn't matter. Can you leave a pair of shorts for your aunt?"
The carriage was silent for a second, and then it burst into laughter.
“Haha~~~”
Then Liu Xin returned to her seat with great confidence and patted Lin Xiaoxi and said,
"It's your turn!"
So Lin Xiaoxi held the back of the chair and walked to the front.
"Today, I'll tell you a joke!
It is said that a guy has signed up for driving in the driving school.
That day, four people and the coach set out.
It's this guy's turn to drive it,
Very nervous, sweating all kinds of.
It happened to pass by a village.
There were several chickens raised by farmers on the road looking for food.
The guy held the steering wheel and shouted "Oh yes, yes".
Everyone in the car was surprised, and the coach was furious: "Does the car have no horns?
You are learning to bike!"
Lin Xiaoxi also learned vividly, and everyone laughed all at once.
"One more!" someone shouted behind.
"Yes, another adult joke about you and your husband!" another person added.
"Get out of you." Lin Xiaoxi blurted out.
The whole car laughed again.
"Pay attention to image, pay attention to image, and have family members!" The squad leader reminded him with some amusement.
Lin Xiaoxi was also a little embarrassed, so he had to take the thorns and apologize,
"Then I'll tell you another office joke!
When I was a sophomore, I worked as a working student in a company.
It is the kind that is specifically responsible for doing odd jobs, the light bulb is broken, and the master calls the repair.
Once, the headquarter leaders were coming to inspect and used the large conference room.
And that day something went wrong with the projector.
So I started calling the master from the morning and urged him to come and repair it.
Because if he doesn't come to repair it, I will be repaired.
The repairman finally said that he had already arrived downstairs.
I quickly went to the elevator to pick it up.
When the elevator door opened, I saw a man walking out of it.
I'll ask for help and say,
"Master, I've been waiting for you for a long time."
Lin Xiaoxi just said this, and a boy replied,
"I'm sorry Bajie, I'm late for my teacher!"
Suddenly, the carriage laughed again.
"You are just Bajie!" Lin Xiaoxi cursed him with a smile, and then continued, "The other party looked at me strangely.
Just when I wanted to pull him directly into the conference room to repair that damn projector.
A group of people came from the company.
He said respectfully to the master—Mr. Li, you are here!"
With a puff, someone burst out laughing.
"Xiaoxi, no, that person happens to be your husband. If you pull this way, you will be ruined for life!" someone asked with a giggle.
"I won't tell you, I won't tell you!" Lin Xiaoxi made a face at the other party, sang the theme song of the Little Dragon Man, and finally said, "Thank you, everyone supports you!"
Then he walked back to his seat and it was the next one to come up and perform.
Along the way, everyone laughed constantly and the atmosphere was very good.
It was not until the class monitor sang that everyone settled down a little.
In fact, the class monitor did not sing any campus songs such as "You, My Deskmate" and "Brother Sleeping in My Bed", otherwise the crowd in the car would probably have cried.
The squad leader sang "Unity is Strength" and immediately made everyone laugh.
After arriving at the resort, check in first.
The squad leader and the deputy squad leader were going through the procedures at the front desk, and everyone sat in the lobby waiting to receive the room card.
"That woman can't live with Zhou Yi!" Liu Xin said in a low voice.
"Nonsense, they don't live in one room, can they live in one room each?" Li Mi said with a blank look on Liu Xin.
"Do you think their room is right across from us or next to us?"
"There is no meaning on the other side, it's best to be next to you. You can hear any movement at night." Li Miyu was not shocking and never stopped!
"Haha--" Lin Xiaoxi and Liu Xin laughed out loud indifferently.
It attracted everyone's attention.
Finally, I issued a room card, including Lin Xiaoxi and Liu Xin, Li Mi and Xiaoxue, two rooms are adjacent, so I can get together to fight Landlords at night.
Chapter completed!