Four big men in the dormitory are together, and they don’t play "Second World" all day, and Fan Zi doesn’t practice his iron shirt and golden bell cover all day, and I don’t circle around the "skirt" all day. Li Zi and Liangzi are fine, they both pester us all day.
These guys are making some side dishes, each of whom is a bottle of Erguotou. While eating, they talk about their experiences during the start of school, and at the same time they expose each other's shortcomings.
First, it’s games, then martial arts, and even learning. Finally, I have to talk about women. It’s also a bit abnormal for a few older men not to talk about women.
The real beginning is Li Zi. This guy feels uncomfortable without mentioning women. I heard that he used his power for personal gain and often used the convenience of his work to sow Meimei. He was very glorious this time and was one step further from his plan to abandon his virginity.
After drinking a little wine, Liangzi said enviously,
"Brother Zhong, to be honest, your affair is beyond your reach. To be honest, it is not something that ordinary people can enjoy. I admire you in my heart."
A turn of the topic,
"Is this the second master of beauty hunting in this dormitory? I am fighting with Li Zi. Fan. Don't stare at me. When you see that you are an old virgin, the most important thing is that you are not enlightened yet, the real man's enlightenment, and Li Zi and I have awakened.
Knead. Last time in the underwear, Li Zi had the opportunity to have a fight with our famous goddess of desire, and it was not in vain to return to the man. Unfortunately, someone pretended to be a big man and made the matter go bad. Oh, it was pitiful, and things turned around…”
When Li Zi heard this, her face immediately blushed like a monkey's butt, and she yelled.
"Liangzi, you are a heartless person, you dare to shake off this ugly thing, I will strangle you to death!"
After speaking, he looked fierce and evil.
At this time, I, the boss, had to come out to preside over "justice", and at the same time let Fan suppress Li Zi's resistance.
"Li Zi, this is bad for you. You can talk to others. Besides, it is not a big deal to talk to our brothers, right?"
If you don’t agree, you will be “dictatorship” against you. Li Zi sighed when he saw that he accepted his fate.
Liangzi was so energetic at first glance.
"Haha, it's not that Li Zi won't help you. The boss said that, I dare not ignore him!"
"You guys wait, don't have any handle in my hands." Li Zi glared at him viciously.
Liangzi didn't care about his threat at all.
"Although we didn't get that opportunity due to our mistakes, our Ms. Zhuo Lin, 'poor' our reporter Li, introduced him to a sexy senior sister, and that happened.
This was the situation at that time. First of all, I was the most witnessed person and hid outside the crack of the door.
The boss went to accompany his wife, Fan Zi was practicing martial arts, and I was about to take an afternoon in the dormitory. Suddenly someone came in and said that there was a tricky interview asking me to do it, and he happened to be uncomfortable. When I saw that the interviewee was a beauty, I immediately agreed, but after walking for a while, I felt something was wrong. With our brother Li's professionalism, let alone being uncomfortable, even if the sky fell, it would not stop him from dating with the beauty, so I sneaked back.】
Haha, I was caught!
Our Li Zi brought this senior sister whom we had just met for a while and entered the dormitory.
As soon as I entered the door, Li Zi started to be intimate with her, kissing, hugging, caressing her. It was so exciting that I couldn't help but want to rush in outside the door.
Everything went smoothly. I thought Li Zi was ahead of me now, but when she thought she could observe and learn, I recognized it, but when Li Zi took off her clothes, I didn't know why the senior sister refused. But Li Zi's fire was obviously hooked up and felt uncomfortable. Of course, she couldn't just forget it, so she came to the king to force herself. The senior sister struggled desperately, and Li Zi tried hard to subdue her, pressing her pink arms, pressing her snow-white legs, and taking off her clothes with her other hand tightly. The two of them were fighting. Li Zi took great effort...
Alas, I look both exciting and tired," I paused here. Fan Zi and I had just been hung up by him, and I quickly urged him to hurry up. How could we wait for this matter?
"Ahem, in the end, our plum was sweating profusely and finally took off her clothes, and his posture was set up. When he saw that he was under him... it became soft!"
Fanzi and I sprayed Liangzi with wine on our faces, and lay on the table and laughed so hard that we couldn't breathe.
Finally, our male protagonist Li Zi made a conclusion:
"Rape is really not something that ordinary people can do!"
Hahaha~~~~~~
"All right, don't embarrass you. I saw that girl was deliberately laughing at you. Do you think Zhuo Lin introduced her and would there be any good bird?"
Li Zi seemed to have found a soulmate, hugged me, and shed tears:
"Woooo, the boss is still concerned about me. I guess that little girl has a problem. She acted very coquettishly at the beginning, but suddenly she became a saint. How could she bear it? It was so uncomfortable to find such a woman to end her virginity, but she was even tricked. Oh, who can be worse than me!"
"It's great, it's not that you are uneasy and you have no grass in the world. You and Liangzi should cast nets frequently and catch fish more. It's hard to be a bachelor these days?"
"Boss, are you saying it true?"
Seeing me nodding violently, Li Zi and Liang Zi were immediately confident.
"Of course, otherwise who would comfort their irritable hearts with so many dinosaurs?"
"What are you going to do? Don't come here!"
Ah~~~~~~~~~ Murder!
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"Boss, are you going to the Second World Seminar today?"
"It's not interesting, why are you going?"
"No, after all, he is a member, and the social fees have been paid. Isn't it a waste if you don't go? You must go in the afternoon, and you are not allowed to leak your identity as Soul-Devouring. Just use a small stone and serve as a foil for our brothers, right, Liangzi, fan?"
"That's right, boss, you have to go too!"
"Forget it, I'm afraid of you, just go!"
I have never been to this seminar since I joined this seminar. The main thing is Xueer, baby, Xiangzi and others. These beauties are busy with art club activities all day long. Xiangzi also has a karate gym, so everyone has no intention of participating in such clubs, so I am too lazy to come.
The scene of entering the club scared me. There are so many people, beloved, there are really a few beauties who are exaggerated. Although they can't enter the top ten, they are not easy to use. No wonder the three guys are so active. But what is surprising is that among the top ten beauties, our literary club president Huang Yawen is also here.
...I originally thought that a calm beauty like her should not like such a game, but I didn't expect...
My arrival still attracted most of the attention, especially the men's eyes, which were like the tip of a knife. However, due to my glory performance during this period, no one dared to cause trouble for me. He is a warrior, and the Li brothers even said in public that I am their brother. If anyone can't get along with me, even if he can't get along with them, the two boys will become my protective umbrella. Anyway, I don't want anyone to disturb me.
"Hehe, boss, are the resources good?"
"Our beauty Huang is the fairy of the wind on the stunning list - Willow catkins follow the wind!"
Then plums began to become lustful by themselves, and the willow catkins followed the wind, what a poetic and picturesque name. Oh, if I had known to change the name, there would be a willow tree beside the end of the world.
When Huang Yawen saw me, she smiled slightly, nodded, and I also returned the gift accordingly. After all, due to Xueer and the others, I still have some friendship with most of the top ten, except for our elusive Miss Mingyue and Miss Zhuo Lin, whom I am not interested in.
Our president, "Four-eyed Frog", spoke. The Four-eyed Frog is the name of our president in the game. The archer at level 69 is very good. I can't tell that this guy is also a hidden person. This made Li Zi sad for a long time. He thought he was the strongest archer, but he didn't expect to be ruined.
Ah? There was a little girl in the crowd who attracted my attention. Why was she called Xiaomei, not Xiao Meimei? Because she was so ordinary, but she was covered with her face, but from her figure, she might be a little better than the baby. Unfortunately, she looked too ordinary, especially for someone like me who was raised by a beauty and looked at me. But she always gave me a strange feeling, as if she was familiar. The little girl seemed to feel my gaze and glared at me fiercely.
Good, I have personality, I like it. I originally wanted to sit with Huang Yawen, so that I can't forget it, so I have to go back and have to review Xueer and the others.
Our club has regulations, try to match men and women as much as possible. This social rule has greatly increased the popularity of our club. Li Zi and the others definitely don’t want me. There is no way for others to know each other, so they can only find this little sister.
"Little sister, can I sit here?"
My little sister is not very interested in my initiative, but instead expressed her objection to my name:
"Who is the little sister? Where is the younger one?"
...Apart from his age, he is probably not young anymore.
"So, my lady's name?"
I took the opportunity to sit down, hehe.
"Hmph, why do you tell you, the big pervert!"
"Little sister, you can't talk nonsense. Although we are classmates, I can also sue you for slander."
"I told you, I'm not a little sister, why are you still calling me!"
The cute little mouth pouted and said angrily, to be honest, this little girl has beautiful parts, why is it ordinary to get together? Alas, it seems that God is fair, and he will lose a lot when given to you.
"What's your name?"
"They're called Liu Cheng'er!"
"Ah. You are such a bad person, you actually cheated on someone's name. Humph, Ignore you!"
Dizzy,
"Yong'er, why did I lie to you? This is what you said."
"Hmph, big pervert, it's all you are bad."
"You are not allowed to call me Cheng'er!*!"
"Then I'll call you Chengcheng, how about it?"
"You! Forget it, you're okay, big pervert!"
After a while, I felt that she was getting more and more cute, and she looked like my little sister.
"I said, Cheng'er, how did you know that I am a big pervert? I love my motherland, the people, and the middle stage of socialism like me, how could a good citizen and a good young man be a pervert? Even a pervert can only be considered a little pervert. It seems that the big pervert is not as good as me?"
After saying that, he looked at two guys Li Zi and Liangzi who were showing their attentiveness next to the beautiful woman.
"Hmph, those two guys are much better than you!"
"What? No."
"Why, they don't have a girlfriend, it's normal to chase girls. What about you? A lot of girlfriends. They are not serious."
Strange, what's wrong with me today? I just like to call this little girl Jiner. I have been attracted by her since I talked to her, and I have a strange charm.
Liu Cheng'er is such a nice name. I want to have such a sister. (Xiao Shitou 00: Cough, it hasn't appeared for a long time, I'm a little nervous... Wang Zhong: If you have farts, just let it go! Xiao Shitou 00: Then I'll just say it, duh!!! You pervert, you are a sister in the morning, and you will become a wife in less than a few days. I don't know you yet. I want to do the way for heaven and kill him ah ah ah ah!)
"Yong'er, what's your profession?"
This time, Lun was embarrassed. Seeing that she didn't say anything, I remembered that we all had a list, and I quickly found Liu Cheng'er
...Alchemist???
There are so few female alchemists.
"Hmph, what do you think? A big pervert, can't girls become alchemists? I just want to do it."
Looking at her cute expression, I felt a warm and familiar feeling in my heart. This was a feeling that had been buried in my heart for a long time, like the spring water in my hometown, every grass and a tree.
Really, I don't have any bad thoughts.
Subconsciously, my hand gently stroked Cheng'er's smooth hair. Cheng'er turned against the image of Xiao Chili just now and suddenly turned into a docile kitten. In my eyes, she was extremely beautiful.
Suddenly, Cheng'er grabbed my hand, what's wrong? Are you going to scold me for being a pervert? Woooo, I can't wash it even if I jumped into the Yellow River.
"Where did this scar come from?"
Looking at Cheng'er's excited look, it was very strange.
"Haha, what I left when I was a child was a little girl who was as naughty as you, as beautiful as you." To be honest, Cheng'er is a beautiful girl, and the more she looked, the more she became.
Cheng'er's eyes flashed and dark, and finally she smiled as if she had made a decision.
"I'm not naughty, but I'm just an ugly duckling. Humph, it's all your porno brother who's not good, and I always make fun of me."
Ah, I have upgraded and become a pervert brother. Not bad, a good sign.
"Brother Pervert, do you still remember that little girl?"
"Huh? What's wrong? Do you want to hear the story of brother hero saving beauty?"
"Hmph, beauty is beautiful, but heroes may not be the same. I think it's almost the same as a big pervert."
That was when I was a child. Once my dad took me to Huangshan to play. The actual situation was like this. My dad and my mom were traveling to Huangshan together, and the poor I was hung under a cliff to train. Woooo, I was only 14 years old at that time. Just when I was alone and when I was lonely, a "Miss Lin" fell from the sky to accompany me.
... Fortunately, I thought it was alert and hugged her, otherwise this "Miss Lin" would have to accompany the King of Hell.
Later we met. The scar was accidentally scraped by a rock and cut it to the elbow. Fortunately, I knew "some" medical skills, otherwise my arms would be ruined. We played together all day that day, which was the happiest day for me to grow up. We originally made an appointment to play together the next day, but unfortunately, my bastard parents took me away because they had an emergency. It was obvious that they had enough fun and wanted to change places.
"In other words, there is a special reason for your failure to make a promise!"
"That's right, such a cute little Meimei, why am I willing to let go of pigeons!"
This sentence reveals my perverted nature again, it's over.
But Cheng'er didn't blame me.
"Think about it, are there any important things that are missing?"
Looking at Cheng'er's look of anticipation, I had to think about it, important things, important things, right
"That 'My sister Lin' said she wanted to marry me when she grew up, but unfortunately she didn't have time to tell me her name. Alas, it's a pity. She was a super little beauty when she was a child."
"Brother Pervert, I must be less beautiful than her, right?"
Dizzy, "Cheng'er, that's what I did when I was a child. Besides, who dares to say that my sister Cheng'er is not beautiful, I'll fight her hard!"
Really, Orange is pleasing to the eye, like an uncarved jade. Although it looks average, its temperament is very attractive.
"Is that true? Only the pervert brother said I was beautiful, but I was still very happy!"
… "Yong'er, this, we are friends now. Don't call me a pervert brother? This seems like I'm a big pervert!"
"No, I don't want it. Anyway, there are already many people calling you Brother Zhong, so I don't want it, don't want it!"
Looking at Cheng'er, she looks like a jealous young wife, haha.
"What are you laughing at? A big pervert, I will settle the score with you later!"
For this seminar, the two of us didn't listen to a word. The club activities ended in a while. There was no online group activity today, so we had to disband on the spot.
"Yong'er, brother will take you to see a few sisters, okay?"
"No, they won't go. They are ugly ducklings. If they are with a few swans, they will not be a foil. If they don't go, they will leave first if they have something to do.
"By bye, pervert brother!"
"Bye-Bye."
Cheng'er, are you that "Miss Lin"?!
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At this time, the orange was in a luxurious room, which was the place where the most special group of people in the school could live. The ugly duckling just now was gone, but was a beloved beauty. The look of sadness and joy was heartbreaking.
Cheng'er was holding a wooden man in her hand, crying and whispering:
"Little brother, I finally found you!"
Chapter completed!