After thinking about it, I don’t know what to bring. Generally speaking, the elderly like to drink, so they should bring a few bottles of mellow golden fruit bars, which are of affordable grade. Mellow golden fruit wine is not an ordinary gold fruit wine. For example, 10 gold fruits can make a bottle of ordinary gold fruit wine, which can sell 10 gold coins, while mellow golden fruit wine requires 100 gold fruit concentrate, and it can be brewed by an expert winemaker. It can sell 200 gold coins per bottle. I want to bring a few bottles of wine over there. The old man may be soft-hearted when he blackmailed me, hehe.
When I arrived at the entrance of the marriage hall, I found that the old man was busy, and a long list of people were waiting in line to enter the door. Forget it, I could only wait a little while next to me.
The old man's eyes were very useful, and he swept me from afar. He unknowingly accelerated the speed, and the long dragon disappeared in a while. Then he put the sign up to the door - the system checks and pauses entry!
"Hehe, little brother, why don't you say in advance? I'll take a day off." The old man ran over at the top, and it would be fine to see that he was so energetic that he lived for another decade.
"Come on, you're fine, right?" I felt a little embarrassed to see many couples looking disappointed at the sign.
The old man looked back and saw that there were a bunch of people again. Don’t get big and get fired. He quickly took out a remote control from his hand, pressed it, and brushed it. An NPC appeared at the door, and chose the brand and continued to open business.
Seeing me confused, the old man quickly explained, "I spent 10,000 gold coins to buy this holographic simulation NPC, which was specially used for me, and it only took 100 hours. Now it has been half used, so don't talk around!"
Seeing his nervous look, I was too lazy to care. I just doubt whether the "wool" that bought this NPC was from me, a big sheep.
The old man suddenly sniffed up, sniffed down, and then put on his hands, "Take it out, I know there are good things hidden in you."
I was dizzy. He could smell the wine in the space bag.
He snatched the wine from my hand and couldn't wait to have a big fuck, "Ha, I haven't had such a good time since I felt so good. I'll give you some advice because you are very filial."
"What are you giving me?" Do you have any good tasks in your hands?
"Hehe, boy, you have some tricks. Do you have a reincarnation ring on your hand?"
"That's right, there is, and I have a warrior trumpet. I've been practicing these days, but the level is too low, so it's hard to practice." To be honest, I'm also worried. After all, it's not worry-free when I first opened the zone. Now I have a lot of things to do. Practicing occasionally is fun. It's really difficult to practice to reach level 50 or 60.
"Boy, you have to please me well. Just when I assigned a task some time ago, I was careful. I have a fusion task in my hand. As the name suggests, hehe," the old man looked gloomy. Even he himself probably admired himself. He was still a narcissist when he was so old.
"You mean you can combine warriors and mages?" I couldn't help but say in surprise.
"Hehe, guess right!" After saying that, he looked as if he was free.
People have to bow their heads under the eaves, "If you have any requests, just say it, so we don't have to beat around the bush!"
When the old man saw that I had seen through his intentions, he smiled, "I have no requirements, you know that I only have a few sips of wine. I heard that there is a diamond membership card on the first floor of the world, just get me a copy."
This old man is really cruel. This diamond membership card is only available at the top of the Demon Palace. It has a 50% discount on consumption and enjoys the best service. Especially everyone has a reserved special box, which has only sent out a dozen pieces in total. I heard that tens of millions of gold coins are now being sold on the black market. It is not only a matter of discount, but also a face. Whoever has this membership card on it means that it is either a core member of the Demon Palace or a powerful person in the Demon Palace. It can be regarded as a talisman, so it is worth so high.
"Okay, no problem, we're always in love." As he said that, he gave him my photo, and I can't use it anyway.
The old man was also a pleased person. He handed the money in one hand and delivered the goods in the other. He immediately took out a worn parchment map from his pocket and gave it to me.
Before leaving, I extorted the two bottles of golden fruit wine I had prepared to enjoy myself. It was a pity. It would be better to come naked next time I see him. Haha, just kidding, I'm not an exposure maniac.
I was in a very happy mood on the way back. Hehe, I was already looking forward to what it would look like after the integration.
Open the task scroll and take a look.
"Task Requirements: Reincarnation Ring, two professions, and all basic skills reach advanced"
I was so dizzy. I have almost practiced basic skills, not to mention the top skills, but the warriors have just started practicing basic skills such as stabbing, slashing, picking, etc., which is quite troublesome. It is slow and inefficient to practice skills while killing monsters. It seems that I have to go to the practice room.
From then on, there was another little warrior working hard in the ancient training room of Yanhuang City. Oh, can this damn scarecrow change his expression? I have been cutting for an hour and want to vomit when I see the scarecrow of practice. It is so troublesome to practice in basic skills. I can't imagine that if I choose,... (Scarecrow: I, who will I mess with whom, look at my scarred body, look at my selfless dedication, look at my unyielding will, look at... Boss, the bonus this month will be doubled!!!)
"Little brother, have you been heartbroken?" A cute girl with bow and arrow tilted her head and asked me.
I was dizzy, "How come I feel like a broken heart?" I really had nothing to say when I looked at this cute little devil.
"Mom said, people who have broken hearts are like you, but that's it anyway!!!" After saying that, I looked like I knew it very well.
I was so dizzy that I was knocked out by someone today, but I was forced to "break up" by a little devil, and I was about to cry.
"Little brother, be good, don't cry, sister will give you candy!" As she said that, she handed me the half-eat lollipop. Seeing her staring at the lollipop, she knew that she had made a lot of determination, which was really touching.
Forget it, I have been practicing for so long today, so I’d better go offline early. If I hold on like this, I won’t be sure what will happen!
After going offline, I saw that Li Zi, Liang Zi and Fan Zi were discussing and holding a meeting.
"What are you three doing?" I was confused.
"Ah, boss, you are resurrected!" Li Zi said with a smile.
"Go to die, when did I die!" This guy got me up early in the morning.
"Boss, you know I'm from the Academy Self-Discipline Association. During this period, I've had a perverted lewd demon and went into the girls' dormitory to commit crimes. It has caused panic. Our Self-Discipline Association has also given death orders!!!" Fan Zi said with a heavy face.
"What, go into the girls' dormitory to commit crime? Day, Xueer and the others are fine." I became anxious when I heard this.
"Boss, don't worry, it's okay for the time being. This guy just steals underwear, underwear, bras and other things. There is no rape or robbery you imagined, and the lost things will be returned intact the next day." Li Zi joked at me again.
"Dan, why didn't you say it earlier? I'm worried for nothing." I was startled. I thought it was a perverted devil. It turned out to be a thief who was dissatisfied with desire.
"Boss, this is not an ordinary little thief. He looks like a master of light skills. He can climb up on the eighth floor. Moreover, you should worry. This guy is getting more and more courageous. From an ordinary girl, he has now stretched his claws to our top ten beauties. Hehe, your wives account for more than 30%, that is to say, hehe." Li Zi smiled lewdly, and the following words were self-evident.
"That's it, boss, if you think someone is taking Xue'er's sister-in-law's 'that', you're going to vomit blood!"
Damn it, if I dare to touch my baby wife, I will peel him off!
He quickly called Xueer and the baby. They were very nervous now. Someone had been stolen in the building. Several girls were distraught. Although the things were returned, no one dared to use them. Fortunately, Xueer and the others had nothing to do.
"Boss, now the Student Union and the Art Club jointly offer a reward, saying that those who catch the thief can get a VIP card for the Art Club. With it, you can visit and participate in the activities of the art club. The student union will give you a personal bonus of 5,000, and the club can get twice the budget. The most rare thing is that Zhuo Lin, among the top ten beauties, claimed that whoever catches this thief will have dinner with him. Hehe, you also know that you can do a lot of things after dinner!" Liangzi's little eyes were red, as if he had seen himself and the beauty have had a beautiful night.
"Okay, I will pay attention to this matter. Let's take action together and contact us in time if there is news!" To be honest, if I hadn't threatened my three good wives, I wouldn't have been too lazy to care about such things. Maybe it was God's selfish punishment for me, and I would be punished in a while, alas!
"Hey, it's me on a date."
“VIP card is mine.”
"The bonus is mine, and I have to be promoted."
I was so dizzy that before I saw the thief, the three of them had already started to share the spoils. The campus was rare and it was all thanks to this underwear thief.
Ula, a group of baseball club members rushed over from the opposite side, and everyone in their hands was a stick. One of them seemed to be the captain's people shouted, "Comrades, for our club, for our female compatriots, for your president's blessing..." Before he finished speaking, %￥-!-(.A group of people had already rushed out, and only the poor president was left on the ground.
"The president who protects our beautiful ones, the little thief belongs to our Karate club." A large group of people rushed over,
A group of four-eyed frogs from the Science Society were holding things like mine detectors and roaming around like spies.
"Sisters, we must defend our dignity and defeat the scoundrels!!!" Ula, another group of women's rangers.
If this continues, the world will be in chaos!
Forget it, go to the library to cool off.
"Members, for the budget of our club, we will stop working today and try our best to arrest prostitutes. Our club must sweep away the haze, become a first-level club, and set off!"
I was so fainted that I was driven out before I could enter the door. Is there no place for me to gain a foothold in such a big academy? Let's go and see the baby and the others. It's safer to have me around.
Walking on the way to Xueer and her dormitory, their dormitory was quiet next to the rest garden. The girls treated them well. Suddenly, someone rushed over from the front and threw something on my head. I was so whispering, what's the matter?
Ah~~~~, it's a cute little underwear embroidered with a koala bear.
What I just said was a traitor!!!
"Thief, you can't run away, sisters come on!!!"
Beat him to death!
"I'm very brave and dare to steal our things!"
%※-(◎(-◎※)◎A violent beating that covers the sky and the sun. Who did I provoke whom, I really shouldn’t go out today.
The only thing I had to do was to shake off these brooms and mops and yell:
"I'm wronged!!!"
"Why are you, Brother Zhong?" Xueer recognized me first.
"Ah, husband, why do you have this habit? If you want to tell us, how can you take other people's things?" The baby looked unwilling, as if I shouldn't steal other people's things, but hers. What is this thinking?
A group of people were already surrounded, and Li Zi and the others came in from somewhere.
"No, boss, how could it be you?"
"But that's true, only the boss has such elusive skills."
Oh, these bastards are still saying such things at this time!
"Misunderstanding is completely a misunderstanding, not stolen by me. It was like this when the situation was... "I quickly explained it clearly before the next time I burst out.
"Well, it's not him. The thief we just saw is much fatter than him!" After calming down, the girls finally regained some discernment.
"yes."
“Yes, don’t want to”
...
At this time, our beautiful President Chen Sulan walked towards me with a flushed face. I waved my hand quickly to express my innocence.
The beautiful president suddenly stopped, "I know it's not you. How could you do such a thing with so many beautiful girlfriends? Just..."
"Just what?" I looked at me with a question mark???
"Everyone let's go and continue looking for the thief. What is now certain is that the family is a fat man!"
When I heard the clues, everyone immediately acted separately. When I saw that it was fine, I wanted to go back to the dormitory to lie down. It was not suitable for going out today.
"etc"
"Is there anything else?"
Chen Sulan suddenly stomped her feet, "The things in your hand belong to someone else!
ah!!!!
I was at a loss and forgot the stolen goods in my hand. In the end, I somehow returned this cute little underwear to Chen Sulan. Finally, I made a spy on me and wanted to treat me to apologize tonight. As for the reason, do you need a reason? No!
Baby and Xueer were holding my arm. Baby, the elf, likes to rub her bulging breasts. Alas, the weather is so hot!
"Husband, do you like that style of pants?" The baby asked me with a innocent look on his face, and Xueer next to him burst into laughter.
"This, no more, I have no requirements for this."
"Then why did you look reluctant to let go of your senior sister's pants just now?"
I'm so dizzy, when will I be reluctant to let it go?
"I'm dressing in white today!"
Punch, two liters of blood finally left me, this little witch!
"Husband, do you want to know what Sister Xue is wearing?"
"Baby, don't say it!" Although Xueer gave me everything, she still didn't let go of the baby in this regard.
I held Xue'er who wanted to escape and kissed her fiercely, "Good, tell my husband, what are you wearing today, or I'll do it myself!"
Xueer glanced at me shyly, and she was as quiet as a mosquito, "POLOYA"
No, Xueer, you are actually wearing transparent thongs. I feel that I am excited now, and I consciously imagined how Xueer is wearing a sexy POLOYA in front of me.
"Hmph, you said last time that you liked someone a little sexy, it was just for you, a little pervert, to buy it specifically!"
55555555. It’s really my good wife.
"None of you can escape tonight!" I immediately made up my bold ambitions.
"Hmph, just think about being bad all angels!"
"Yes, yes!"
"Then do you like it?"
...
Finally, I decided that the safest place now is Karate Gymnasium. While others were searching for it, we sat in heaven, eating fresh fruits peeled by the baby, drinking cold drinks she had personally fed, and enjoying Kako's Japanese-style massage service. It seems that today is not bad!
"Is Brother Zhong delicious?"
"Yeah, it's delicious, baby is delicious."
"You, you really can enjoy it!" Xueer massaged me her head while telling me some interesting stories on campus.
"Serving your husband is the duty of every wife and our honor!" Kaori is more obedient, but Japan is not good, and education in this regard is good.
"Well, Xue'er, baby, you should learn more from Senior Sister Xiangzi."
"Yes, my husband."
"Oh, be gentle!!!"
……………………
As the only witness, I was asked by our president of the United States to describe the appearance of the little thief. Based on my impression, a thief with glasses, a chubby and melancholy face appeared.
Li Zi took this wanted warrant and sweared to our beautiful president: "President, I will definitely catch this damn thief and vent my anger for you!"
"When you catch it, I'm afraid our school will go bankrupt." Our president replied tepidly, and he immediately drove Li Zi into the abyss. This guy had tried his best to enter the art club. He originally wanted to help him, but he thought that he would take some trouble today!
"Woooo, am I so worthless?" Poor Li Zi.
"Then the thief may be as unloved as you." Liangzizi picked up the portrait and sighed, "You are in the same way!"
"Maybe from the same constellation!"
……………What two idiots!!!
We have to think of a plan!!!
In the art club,
"This is how the president is. We want to borrow these things from everyone to lure the thieves into the bait. We are ambushing around."
The beauties looked quiet, but they didn't look very hopeful.
"If it really doesn't work, let's just use ours to pretend!" I don't want to be misunderstood.
The president of the US waved his hand quickly. "Don't get me wrong, we want one or two to be incredible, come with me."
Plop~~~~~
"Luck more of you, the effect may be better!" Unexpectedly, the president, who has always been calm, has such a side.
"This, thank you." It seems that I really underestimated their openness. Women, especially beauties, like to show themselves, but they don't like to be passive.
sweat……
Wow...
The balcony next to the rest garden is full of various underwear, bras, pants, conservative, sexy, trendy, and ancient, which is even more special than a specialty store.
"Wow!"
“So spectacular!”
"My eyes are blurred!"
"It's too irritating, I'm worried that the thief will fall to death."
"Haha, you can't keep your own robbery, every piece is a master!" Our president of the United States warned the plum that was already ready to move.
"Where will we be so upright, we are determined to fight a beautiful underwear defense!!!"
"Please rest assured, and complete the task resolutely!"
"...I think it's too obvious, he may not be hooked."
"Yeah, this is easy to see through!"
"Don't worry, you guys, mice always have to eat!"
In the evening, the stars were flickering quietly in the night sky. Who knew that a conspiracy was going on under such a quiet night sky?
"Our college is very popular this year. We have gained an absolute advantage in the recent confrontation with the Northern War! Haha!"
"Yes, this class of freshmen has produced several amazing figures, and Mingyue's franchise has attracted a lot of talents!"
The principal and director are inspecting the campus and inspecting the people's conditions.
"Huh? What is that??"
Rush ~~~~~
"Ah! Shame, it damages the appearance of the school!!!" The principal's mouth was so big that he could put down a teapot.
This is the matter, the director next to him quickly explained...
"Who came up with such a strange trick, which made me so angry."
"Yes...ah, let's have a drink first!" These naughty eggs made me take the blame.
I, Li Zi, Fan Zi, Liang Zi, and Xiang Zi were squatting in the corner and waiting for her. Xiang Zi is the representative of girls. Because of her excellent kung fu, Zhuge Qing'er has never been interested in this kind of thing. I don't think anyone dares to steal her underwear unless she doesn't want to live anymore.
"I still think it's too exaggerated, I'm afraid it will backfire and scare the thief away!" Fan Zi said worriedly.
Shh!
Da, da... da.
"Come on." "Distract". "Attention!"
"Brother, you've been arrested!!!"
"Hehe, let's talk about it after I catch me." The thief had the flexibility to take advantage of his figure. He wanted to escape after a backflip. If he let him escape, I wouldn't have to mess around. A finger wind knocked him down and hit the divine sealing hole.
Then it’s Li Zi and the others’ business.%-※…◎#￥
"Honestly, why do you steal your underwear!"
"No, no, because there is no woman who likes me, so..." Seeing his already fat face being beaten, it is now even more swollen like a pig's head, and I feel a little pity for him.
"Just go stealing underwear like this, it's a waste of time!"
The fat man held his eyes and said, "I have no other hobbies. I am particularly interested in stealing things recently. Especially when I saw the beautiful woman's underwear, I felt indescribable excitement. I couldn't help but take one. Unexpectedly, I became addicted. All the things I stole were returned. I just wanted to experience that exciting process and did not do anything else!"
After saying that, it was so pitiful.
"You go, forgive you this time."
"Li Zi, you are crazy. If you let him go, you will be eaten by those ardent dinosaurs!" Liang Zi wanted to pull the plum that walked to the edge of the cliff.
"Forget it, as long as you don't commit it in the future, he will be dropped out of school if he is made public!"
"Sister-in-law, you have to help with this aftermath!"
"Oh? Is that right? Husband, what should I do?"
Li Zi immediately turned around and rushed towards me, "Brother, please help me!"
"Is that so? It seems like someone didn't have the consciousness of being a little brother just now!"
"Boss, you don't remember the villain's mistakes, so save me!" Looking at Li Zi's sincere appearance, yes, it's almost done.
"Okay, Xiangzi, just do your little brother a favor, otherwise he will be finished." At the critical moment, I, the eldest brother, have to save him.
With Xiangzi's romantic description, everyone forgave this poor thief. A Meimei even wanted to get to know him, but she was so dizzy. What kind of world is this? Li Zi couldn't help but want to do this kind of thing.
"Oh, what a pity, I wanted to share the wonderful night with the hero who caught the thief, but it's easy to get around now! Bye bye, a few handsome guys." After saying that, he stretched out his figure and raised his full chest. As the men drooled, Zhuo Lin went back to sleep.
"No~~~~~~~~~~~~~~" Li Zi's scream cut through the beautiful night sky, and raised three or two wild mandarin ducks.
Chapter completed!