Hundred and thirty pain and happiness
Xueer and the others' arrival completely exposed my identity. I originally wanted to go back and accept the criticism, but the five girls seemed to have no intention of this.
"Bully? The name of husband is very distinctive. Who do you mean?" Baby asked naughtyly, this naughty ghost, even though she knew I was sloppy.
...Damn, why do you hear this the least you shouldn't hear if you don't hear anything else!
"Baby, no one here calls a gangster, you must have heard it wrong!" I firmly denied this title. It would be fine if it continues to spread like this.
Lianhua seems to want to say something, but fortunately she was held tightly by the thief who was stolen. It’s great. I’ll ask you to rub it back!
"Are you really a soul-devouring?" Lianhua turned around me a few times, then asked, with a full face of suspicion as if I should be a gangster.
"I've said I'm Soul-Devouring, but you just don't believe it. Besides, isn't it that different?"
"No matter how I look at you, you don't look like you. You are not handsome, you don't look cool, you don't seem to be very powerful. This is completely different from the legendary Soul-Devouring!"
sweat……
"What should the real soul-devouring be like?"
"... Actually, I heard from others that Soul Devouring is a demon king who kills countless people. At the same time, there is a lewd demon who specializes in collecting beauties. A monster that can kill tens of thousands of people must be three or four meters high and half a ton. The huge mace in his hand is surrounded by an animal skin. Of course, the two horns on his head are indispensable. If it really doesn't work, one can do it. The muscles on his body should be able to jump, the kind with sound!"
I'm so cool, fortunately, it's not as handsome and so cool as she said, God bless you!
"Lotus, you can't look at people's appearance. Soul-Devouring Brother is inner beauty!" Xiaoshan outside the mountain said to stop Lianhua from continuing. Now he is no longer talking about people. After a while, he will probably go to aliens.
But after saying this, did you implement all the above!
Xueer and the others were happy when they heard this and said with a smile,
"This little sister, he is so useless. What should we do if we are poor women who have been captured by him!"
"Ah, you, all five of you are his wives?" Lianhua looked like the end of the world was shaking.
Absolute turmoil, isn’t this a discord between our husband and wife’s relationship?
After Lianhua finished speaking, she looked at the six of us from top to bottom and suddenly said something that would make me stand up the most smoothly.
"You are so good, a perfect combination, the ancients really didn't deceive me!"
But the next sentence immediately made me fall into hell again.
"No wonder people often say that flowers are always inserted into cow dung!"
Haha~, Xueer and the others laughed and leaned back and forth. I don’t know if I should be angry, anyway, I have nothing to say now.
"Oh, Sister Lianhua, it seems that you have a good idea of identifying men. If you introduce some experience early, you won't cheat this bad guy!" Fei Yun said with a smile, of course, giving me an angry and happy look.
"That's right, you look at my eyesight!" As she said that, she pulled out the thief's thief, and then she started her "welfare in husbands", and said the thief's thief's thief's thief's thief. You can imagine how miserable the thief is. She will be an explanation for her second half of her life with such a wife!
I, the hills outside the mountain, immediately flashed far away in the wine, so as not to be affected.
I happened to see Dafacai "working" on the side. It is indeed very organized and disciplined. The most important thing is to know what time and place should be done.
From silently helping me make room without revealing my identity at the beginning, to now organizing people to maintain order here, it is indeed a talent.
...There are too many people watching beautiful women.
"Brother Soul Devouring, you have hidden us so much trouble!" The mountains outside the mountain were full of bitterness. No wonder they were so rich, no wonder there were beautiful women like celestial beings to send them off, no wonder so many people came forward, this Soul Devouring is the Soul Devouring that Soul Devouring is everything.
"Haha, brothers, don't blame me. You don't know. If you don't pretend, it will be troublesome to go anywhere. I don't want to affect our friendship because of the identity of the devil."
"I understand, the troubles of celebrities!" The wine fairy expressed her feelings.
"I said, when I was leveling up just now, I found that I had a lot less experience. It turned out that you all assigned me. This is not OK. I'll treat you tonight!"
"No problem, certain!"
...We were happy to talk about it. After a while, the thief who lost his value was kicked out. Lianhua was talking about her own way of controlling men, but Xueer and the others were useless to learn it. It was not that material. Besides, I am not a thief. If you disperse your hands for a few moves, they have to obey...
The thief of the thief seemed to be fished out of the water,... I forgot that we are in the sea now, looking listless.
"You are so stolen, what's wrong? You don't have to be so excited when you see so many beauties you admire. Look at you, you're like a chicken that falls into the water!"
"Little thief, you usually have a strong man, why do you lose all your temper when you meet Lianhua!"
"Oh, don't mention it. I don't know what's wrong with her. I fell in love with her now. I'm on the pirate ship and can't get off. Oh, Soul Devouring Boss, you are my idol. I'll tell you a few tricks. I don't want to have three wives and four concubines. As long as I get rid of the problem of strict control of this wife, I'll be grateful!"
"Don't say it's you, your family is simply a genius. When I meet your family, you are also a mute person who eats coptis chinensis. I can't say anything about this lotus." I can't afford to offend this lotus. If she knows that I instigated her husband to seek flowers and ask about the willows, I will explain it in the rest of my life.
"Then won't I give it to you for the rest of my life?"
The little thief looked at us pitifully. The three of us looked at each other and said in unison:
"Make it right!"
Plop~
"Hey, Brother Xiaoshan, you have to bear certain responsibilities if you are so miserable now!"
The immortal in the wine began to look for the final reason.
"No, this matters me, everything is Lotus' fault!"
"She is your sister. You have an unshirkable responsibility to grow up to be so 'virtuous' now. Are you right?"
"right!"
"No, you don't know. Although I am two years older than Lianhua, she has bullied me since she was a child. Not to mention teaching her, if she doesn't come to teach me one day, I wonder if God is going to work!"
Thinking of the miserables of childhood, tears of "sadness" were shed from the hills outside the mountain.
Sweat... so awesome, it turns out that this has been like this since childhood.
Xiaoshan outside the mountain said in his heart, brother stealing his heart, don’t blame brother for being cruel. Only by marrying her out can I have freedom and youth. For me, the old virgin, you can sacrifice it.
"By the way, Xiaoshan, where is your girlfriend?" I asked curiously.
After a while, Xiaoshan's face outside the mountain was whiter and half darker.
"Oh, it's hard to describe it!"
"Is it..."
"I guessed it right, you don't know that every time I take a girl home, I'm basically scared away by her, which makes me still just mess around, but"
Speaking of this, the color suddenly improved again. He patted the shoulder of the thief and said intimately,
"Brother, you are really my lucky star. I didn't expect that someone would want my sister. No, no, crow's mouth, it should be your blessing to marry a smart sister like me!"
Sweat...
The seven women over there also finished talking and walked towards us.
"Husband, Sister Lianhua and Sister Hometown will give us the way to deal with you. You must listen to us in the future!" said baby happily.
I don't know what she thought, and it's probably because I threatened me to accompany her to go shopping.
"Honey, you must be good in the future." Xueer said softly in my ear,
Feiyun is still a little shy. After all, we have confirmed the relationship. Kako has always been unable to express her opinions, and the gentleness of Japanese women is fully demonstrated in her.
The mood is a traditional woman, which probably has something to do with family education. Although she is very outstanding, the concept of favoring boys over girls in the ancient family has improved a certain amount of time. For example, women can also be taught by family secrets, but there is still no change in some views. Although she is a modern woman, since she followed me, she has shown a lot like Xiangzi, and Xueer discussed many things with her first.
I pulled Feiyun over, after all, I just took over the other person, no, it should be my wife, the biggest advantage, and I haven't comforted her well yet.
"Yun'er, what have you learned?"
Feiyun struggled slightly and stopped moving. He said in a light voice that only the two of us could hear, "Sister Lianhua said something strange, but I didn't hear anything." As he said that, his face turned red again.
The men next to them were about to fall off their chins. As for saliva, they had already dried up!
Xueer and Feiyun stood together and looked like a pair of sisters. Of course, it was not that they looked like each other, but that they were all so beautiful. Chunlan and Qiuju were good at playing. Baby, Xiangzi, although she was in a stunning mood, she was still a little bit worse than her. She could be considered a peerless pair of beauties.
"Sister, you are so beautiful!" Lianhua looked at Xueer and the others with envy.
"Where, sister, you are also beautiful!"
"They are not beautiful. You can tell when you look at the men around you."
"Hey, even this is the case, I'm afraid I can't hold someone's heart!" Xueer gave me lukewarmly!
"Gangster, what a fickle radish. Sister, you must unite against him in the future."
"Lianhua, I have said N times. Don't teach me a gangster. Even if you want to call me, you have to find a place where there is no one. I will give you a little face."
"Who will I tell you where there is no one!" Lianhua grimaced and refused to shake me.
I now agree with the small hills outside the mountain. It’s good to marry. If such a woman is by her side all day, she will be worse than death. Of course, she will still enjoy it for some people.
"Sister Lotus, my hometown sister, today we meet sisters is something worth celebrating. Let's celebrate, let's celebrate it well."
Xueer's wife said, naturally I can't object. I can't practice this level anymore... It seems that I have to spend a lot of money.
The third floor of the world's first floor was wrapped up, and the table was filled with exquisite refreshments and drinks. The girls were very talked about. The four of us men could only listen to the table next to us, but it was fine, quiet.
As we were talking, Lianhua walked over with a teacup... Why did she face me? I have lotus phobia.
"Brother Soul-Devouring Brother, I offended so much before, Lianhua apologized here!" As he said that, I was so scared that I stopped him quickly. I had to be careful when I had nothing to do.
"Boss, I have now become a member of the Glorious Demon Knights. Please take care of me in the future!"
Plop~~~~
It's over, I'm having fun now.
Under the look of Lianhua, the small hills outside the mountain asked to join the association one after another, and finally there were a few who helped me carry it. Fortunately!
After the trouble, I saw them off, and the only family of us was left in the house.
"Okay, you guys are very powerful today. I almost let my husband be eaten by that witch. I couldn't hide. You guys, even invited her in. Isn't this my life?"
"Good husband, don't be angry, this is not good for your health."
Five girls came over one after another, massaged the massage, and beat the legs... Hey, it's better for my wife.
"Didn't you learn a lot of skills in the husband's wife? Why don't you talk to me?" It's very strange to see the beauty like this.
"Hmph, those moves are useless to you!"
"Oh? Let's hear it!"
As soon as these words were said, the five women's face turned red,... It seems that Lotus, the ghost elves, must have not taught good things, but fortunately, my good wives love me.
"Have you prepared the family rules for a whole morning?"
Puchi~
"It's useless to make it up. If you can follow it, it's great!" Xueer pinched my thigh and I was in pain and happy.
"This is true. What family rules are there? You have to surrender after a few moves."
My slutty words immediately aroused public anger and suffered many heavy damage on my body. It would be impossible for a tiger to not show its power!
A big battle will begin in the room in a while!
"Husband, it's day now!"
I pulled all the doors, windows and curtains at lightning speed, and the room suddenly became dark.
"Hehe, it's dusk now. According to today's performance, everyone will be punished. The charge is against the will of his husband."
"Come on, gangster!"
Just as I was about to rush to eat, this sentence suddenly appeared in my baby's mouth, which attracted the beauties to tremble.
Chapter completed!