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Chapter 3 Thanks to the God of Work

If you want to unify the world, you will naturally have to endure the torment that ordinary people cannot bear.

Bai Qi, Li Xin, Meng Tian and Li Si were just ordinary monks. If nothing unexpected happens, if you practice the golden elixir, you will probably be able to wait for seven or eight hundred years and die of old age.

But now, they are able to descend to the earth because of the reason why Master Zhen has increased their cultivation, but they have also realized their great enlightenment and understood the concept that they have always pursued, that they are practicing Taoism and becoming immortals, and that others care about life and death.

What a narrow, ridiculous, selfish thing that is!

They never thought that they would have the opportunity to run around for the people of the world and burn their lives for the people of the world!

In short, it is to travel around the countries and then inform them:

"You all listen to it. Master Zhen has decided to let Qin unify the world, and then let all the people live a good life, vigorously develop productivity, enhance national cohesion and self-identity. You are all blocking the way, so hurry up and contribute to the country."

The kings of the nations must not be willing. For example, the king of Chu, who had a bad temper, slapped the table and shouted:

"It's unreasonable. When I was in the Chu State, I managed this place. I knew a little magic and even said something that made people confused and asked me to offer it to the tigers and wolves of Qin State?"

Li Si thought for a while and said:

"It's not about giving, it's about merger and unification. This is a good thing for the nation and the people. In the future, history books accountants will make a contribution."

Bai Qi also said:

"Yes, we advise you, King Chu, to be obedient, otherwise you may be more miserable when we take action in person."

The King of Chu waved his hand and laughed:

"Just! When have I been afraid of me, King Chu?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the King of Chu was taken away by the monks and would not take his life. He just captured him and took him to the cave as a professional author.

Specially write, don't do anything else.

I became bald within half a year and became thinner and I would say one thing every day:

"I regret it, I regret it now. I will give me another chance and I will definitely take the initiative to contribute to the country."

When other countries saw this situation, they all cried and offered their country.

Those who take the initiative to contribute their country can at least be a rich man to live their whole life. But if they don’t contribute their country, they will be captured and become a professional author just like the King of Chu. It’s so miserable that they would rather go to the kiln as a man and sell their skin and flesh than be a professional author!

With the help of Bai Qi, Li Xin, Meng Tian, ​​Li Si and others, King Ying Zheng cleared all obstacles on the road to unification of the world.

It is known in history as "The King of Qin Sweeps**".

———————

Hetu was sitting on Cangshan Mountain, thinking about what movie to make next.

But in fact, his first movie, "A Chinese Ghost Story", did not achieve the set goal.

The original intention of Hetu is to make the people yearn for a better life after watching "A Chinese Ghost Story", praise the sad love, and denounce all kinds of dross under the feudal superstitious physique.

But in fact, the effect seems to be a bit bad, mainly reflected in the fact that after the premiere, the common people immediately rushed to work and set up two temples, one worshiping the River Map of the God of Works and the other worshiping the Qingming Emperor.

Hetu was puzzled, I'll just play a movie, you call me the God of Movies, I'm lucky to accept it, but I call me the God of Workers. What does this mean?

Also, my junior sister is as beautiful as a flower, and she is always eighteen years old. Why did the empress cry out?

The most important thing is that spiritual beliefs can be found, but fanatical personality cult is not acceptable.

He Tu can understand this, but in order to develop a good social atmosphere, He Tu feels it is necessary to correct it.

Tough correction is definitely not advisable, and it must be done subtly.

At that time, Shi Jinlang was called and asked him to go to the public to inquire.

What do ordinary people think? What do we think about our "A Chinese Ghost Story"? Go and ask.

After hearing what Master Zhen said, Shi Jinlang immediately packed up and went down the mountain.

There may be a slut to ask:

"No, didn't you, Master Zhen, want everyone to be fair and social harmony, and eliminate all privileged classes? Why did you become a privileged class yourself?"

Hetu is very innocent. How can I call myself a privileged class? I call myself a great ability, so I have to take on more responsibilities.

It’s very different from those cold-blooded ghosts who think about themselves in everything and whoever is in front of them, no matter who they are, they can produce without blinking!

Without further ado, Shi Jinlang went down the mountain and disguised himself for a while.

After all, he has also acted as a person with electric eyes. Although he is a grandma with heavy makeup, he is also worried that anyone on the way will recognize him.

Just put on makeup and look like a grandma. Okay, don’t worry now, passers-by will definitely recognize me!

Shi Jinlang, dressed as his grandmother, met a farmer who was farming after going down the mountain.

Now "A Chinese Ghost Story" is currently being broadcast in high density. At the gate of Shaxian County, a Hunyuan Mirror is set up, and the epic masterpiece "A Chinese Ghost Story" is being played in a loop all the time.

Whenever I see "A Chinese Ghost Story" at the gate of Shaxian, I keep playing beautiful pictures of monsters, ghosts, gloomy music, terrifying sets and special effects.

Ah, the people will definitely feel happy.

Shi Jinlang found the farmer and asked quickly:

"Brother Farmer, you said..."

But before Shi Jinlang finished speaking, the farmer with a wrinkled face in front of him frowned and said:

"Young man, what are you talking nonsense? I think you look so young, why are you so rude? I'm more than enough to be your father at this age. How can you call me a little brother? I'm calling you a little brother."

After the farmer finished speaking, Shi Jinlang introduced himself:

"I am eighty-two years old this year. May I ask this farmer brother Gui Geng?"

"Brother, you ask."

The farmer quickly lowered his head modestly and said.

"Do you know me?"

Shi Jinlang showed that he was turning around. When he saw the farmer not responding, he turned around again and asked again:

"Did you recognize it?"

"Ah! Ah! Ah——! You're not that!" The farmer touched his mouth:

"Tell me, what's the matter?"

Shi Jinlang realized that the other party did not recognize him, but now it is time to ask about some serious matters:

"You think "A Chinese Ghost Story"..."

Before he finished speaking, the farmer scolded:

"That shabby guy makes that thing, I put it at the gate of our Sha County every day. I'm so hot and summer, and I'm sweating all over when I think about it!"

"President Zhen, that is, the God of Workers you worshipped, got it."

The farmer soon came to justice:
Chapter completed!
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