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Chapter Twenty-Six: Twisted melons are not sweet

Who is he angry at? I pretend to be stupid without breaking the law. You live your sensible life, and I live my fool's life without any impact.

"Xiang Yueyu, are you sure your body and mind are healthy?" I asked him, with a hint of doubt.

"Qing'er, do you think there's anything wrong with me?" Xiang Yueyu asked with a crooked smile.

"Don't you have any worries or urge to curse?" I reminded.

The same expression was covered with a layer of strangeness, and he suddenly said: "Qing'er, do you think I shouldn't be nicer to you?"

"No! I never refuse people's kindness. Let's eat!" I laughed.

It's so fucking weird, this kind of plot really doesn't suit me.

The meal ended with me constantly feeling guilty, but a certain man maintained his consistent image of a good man.

Based on what he said to do, I have always been vigilant and never approached the bed, even though it was noon.

Even if he really cheated on me, I wouldn't be able to sue him. They are recognized as a legal couple.

I moved a stool and sat at the door to enjoy the sunshine.

Unexpectedly, a certain man stood up straight behind me, his eyes aligned with mine. This kind of poss can be called a classic.

I just stared like this for a long, long time, and the guy behind me also had the concentration to compete with me for a long time.

"I will destroy you on behalf of the moon!" I said to the sun.

"I will destroy the moon!" Listen to this man's line. Sooner or later he will be stupid.

"The moon is beautiful."

The corner of a certain man's mouth twitched, reminding me: "It's daytime now."

"There is also a moon during the day."

"..."

"The stars are also beautiful, shining brightly."

"Qing'er's eyes are more beautiful and sparkling." A certain man entered the scene.

"Xiang Yueyu is very bad."

"Nothing is as bad as Qing'er."

If you don’t pass this test, pass it!

"Xiang Yueyu is very sinister." Continue the pk.

"What is a sinister person?" a man asked humbly.

"It just means a good thing." I said nonchalantly.

A certain man was very educated and said with a clear expression: "Qing'er is even more sinister."

Shooting yourself in the foot.

"A philosopher once said that followers are shameless." I told someone meaningfully.

"That philosopher is even more shameless. The follower didn't mess with him!" A certain man responded.

"..."

Next round——

"My mother said that melons that are forced are not sweet."

"Not necessarily, sometimes it's very sweet." A certain man smiled.

I looked back at him, not sure why.

He smiled lightly and said, "Because the melon is not twisted."

A black line!

"My mother said that good men don't fight with women." Continue to do ideological work.

A certain man laughed so hard that Chunfeng Hexi said: "That man is not kind."

What kind of thinking is this?

"That woman is aggressive." A certain man replied.

"My mother said-"

A man grabbed the question and asked: "Who are you (mom)?"

"My dad's wife!"

"Who is your father?"

"My fucking husband!"

"What is the relationship between husband and wife?"

"The relationship between husband and wife!"

A certain man suddenly realized: "How did Qing'er come up with these names?"
Chapter completed!
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