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Thirty-four, marriage counselor

()(It’s getting colder, and the tea leaves haven’t been served yet.” The waiter came over with a big basin and placed it squarely in the center of the table. He said, “Please use it slowly,” and then stood aside to wait.

When I saw it that day, I saw a large pot of red and spicy crayfish.

"Wow! This is quite a test of kung fu." Wen Huiyi raised her fork high, aimed at a crayfish and stabbed it hard.

Others showed off their special skills, some scooped it with spoons, and some used forks and spoons. Su Jinchi was the most direct, reaching into the basin, grabbing one and stuffing it into his mouth.

That day, I looked at the pot, then looked at the waiter, and asked angrily: "Let me tell you, waiter, if the pot we are eating today is hot pot, are you going to let us deal with it with a knife and a fork?"

The swallow-tail waiter pulled his tie, put his feet together, bowed slightly, and replied with dignity: "Of course, sir."

"How big are you?!" He pointed at the crayfish pot that day and asked, "Is this included in Western food?! Is this something you eat with a knife and fork?!"

"Dear guests, although there are no crayfish in Western food, there are lobsters and even more difficult snails, which are eaten with knives and forks." Yanwei's waiter politely replied, "Of course, our restaurant has always adhered to the

Service first, customer first principle.icks, sir? We also provide chopsticks.”

That day, I handed the knife to my left hand, pulled off the napkin stuffed in my neck with my right hand, and raised them together in front of the waiter: "Then what are you doing with all these things?!"

Seeing that the others were also taking off their napkins, the waiter said calmly: "Gentlemen can take off their napkins, but I suggest that ladies continue to hang around."

The three women all looked back at him in confusion. The waiter bowed politely to Tian Tian and explained gently: "One of the distinguished guests who came to our store today is particularly good at nosebleeds. So, ladies, please cover your chest no matter what."

Just to prevent someone from having a nosebleed or fainting after seeing the blood. I have caused trouble to all the distinguished ladies. Thank you very much for your cooperation."

"Woo!" So-and-so sat down slumped and watched helplessly as the waiter at the Tuxedo shop left to get his chopsticks.

"Hee hee hee."

"Furafur."

"Hahaha."

"Hehehe."

Amidst all the suppressed and heroic laughter, he had to lower his head and eat his crayfish that day.

After using chopsticks, the crayfish in the big basin decreased at a much faster rate. Everyone remained silent, lowered their heads and ate silently.

Seeing that they had not spoken for a long time that day, Xue Qiqi frowned, stopped using her chopsticks, and asked with concern: "What's wrong? Are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere? Is it spicy?"

He didn't raise his eyes that day and shook his head slightly. Strange to say, in just a week, his ability to eat spicy food had improved greatly. He stuffed the red pepper directly into his mouth, chewed it and swallowed it, without drinking water.

Xue Qiqi asked again: "Were you stung by crayfish?"

I was too embarrassed not to speak again that day, so I responded in a low voice: "I'm so angry that my tooth hurts."

"Are those teeth?" This time, the person asking the question was Su Duancheng beside him.

"Um."

Wen Huiyi also stretched out her head and asked, "Are you a little sour?"

"Um."

"That's not because you're angry." Su Jinchi said with a smile, "It's time for you to drink blood! It's not easy, it's been a week."

"Huh? Really?"

"Do you have a suction needle box with you?"

He shook his head that day. Qian Hao had given him a suction needle box, which also contained six blood needles. However, it had never been used that day.

"Use mine." Su Duancheng immediately took out the suction needle box and handed it over.

Although I already knew that I had become a vampire, I was still a little scared when it really happened that day.

It wasn't that he was afraid of the blood in the needle. The amount of blood in the needle was really small. It looked like the thin red line indicating the temperature in a mini thermometer. Even with the sensitivity to blood that day , and he won't faint. What really scares him is the act of blood-sucking itself.

He secretly found many reasons to arm himself that day. For example, in terms of the amount of blood he sucked, he might not be able to catch up with the amount of blood transfusion that a patient with severe bleeding would receive in a lifetime. But the key obstacle is the difference between intravenous injection and blood transfusion. That unbridgeable gap between oral inhalation.

Every time he struggled with this issue alone that day, he could not help but imagine a ferocious face with blood dripping from the corner of his mouth. Except for himself, he had imagined each of the other six residents of Qianjin Tower three times. That’s all.

"Are you a little scared for the first time?" Su Duancheng patted the day affectionately, as if coaxing an underage girl, "There is always a first time for everything. It's just a one-time thing, and you may feel a little uncomfortable the first time. Just try it a few more times and it will be fine.”

That day he hesitantly took out a suction needle. He didn't know how many times he had seen it, but he still had a strong sense of resistance. "Insert such a sharp steel needle through the gap between the tooth and the gum~~~ ?Don’t you think it’s terrifying, painful, and cruel?”

"If you are sick, you should be treated! What are you afraid of taking injections?!" Dr. Wen Da stood up and walked to Tian Tian's side. He said with a bright smile, "Well, I'm here to help you. Come on, be good, open your mouth and let me insert it." go……"

Why does such a serious question become so sexy when it comes to her mouth? Don't get it wrong?

That day, I unequivocally believed that it was completely impossible to complete this arduous task by myself. But if Wen Huiyi was asked to help, the level of despair would be far greater than if it were completed by herself. After all, she is worthy of commemoration. For the first time, the three men beside him were not considered. Then the only ones left were Yu Lan and Xue Qiqi.

Xue Qiqi should be a nurse in terms of personality, but her hands are so big that she doesn't look like someone who does detailed work. If her hands shake and she misses the position, she will be out of luck. Yu Lan's words...

If Wen Huiyi is a smile-hidden type, Yu Lan is a downright ruthless type. Looking at Yu Lan's cold face that day, he turned his eyes back to Xue Qiqi. His life was at stake, so he decided in his heart that he would choose a relatively low-risk option. Xue Qiqi did this favor for herself.

When Yu Lan saw Tian Tian's mother-in-law, she felt impatient. Then she noticed that Tian Tian was looking at her surreptitiously. She stood up, strode around the table, pushed Wen Huiyi away and came to Tian Tian. While grabbing Tian Tian's hand, she grabbed it. After removing the suction needle, he twisted his upper body, blinked his eyes, and his sneer turned into a charming smile in an instant: "Oh~~, let me help you. Open your mouth, ah——"

I knew something was wrong that day, but I was confused by Yu Lan's charming appearance. I couldn't help but squint my eyes, stretch my neck, and pouted.

"Hmm~~." Yu Lan refused, "Why are you so bad? I told you to open your mouth! Why are you pouting? Come on, open your mouth wider."

"Ahem!"

"Ahem!"

I heard the male and female duet of Su Jinchi and Xue Qiqi fake coughing next to my ears. My head was shaken that day, and I opened my mouth in a daze.

Yu Lan quickly removed the cover from the tip of the suction needle and clicked it four times in Tian Tian's mouth.

"Ow~~~~Hmm~~~~Hmm~~~~Oh~~~~" followed by four charming chirps that day.

"Before inserting the suction needle, relax your body, don't think about anything, don't worry about anything. Close your eyes, insert it gently and gently, don't resist, don't feel disgusted. Sizzle -, after a moment, you will notice

My body is hot and my heart is beating fast. It is a very wonderful feeling, like..."

It was an experience talk that Wang Sen once recited with great emotion, but Yu Lan's movements were too fast and he didn't have time to fully experience it that day, so his first time was over.

"How is it? How does it feel?" Su Duancheng asked anxiously when he opened his eyes when he saw that day.

I smacked my lips twice that day, and there was still a slight salty, rusty taste in my mouth.

"Do different blood types taste different?" I looked back that day and asked, "This taste seems a bit salty and not suitable for me."

"There will be subtle differences in the taste of different blood types." Wang Sen replied seriously, "But without ten or eight years of blood-sucking experience, there is no way you can understand it."

Perhaps stimulated by the blood sucking that day, Wang Sen also took out the needle box and prepared to get addicted. Is this thing like smoking? Seeing others smoking will induce addiction?

Yu Lan glared at Tian Tian, ​​raised her hand, threw the empty suction needle on the table, turned around and returned to her seat: "You are still picky, first learn to use the suction needle yourself!"

Xue Qiqi asked with concern: "Does the tooth still hurt?"

That day I stroked my cheek and rolled my eyes: "It seems that the pain really doesn't hurt anymore, and the effect is immediate!"

Su Duancheng picked up the empty needle that Yu Lan left on the table and folded it hard. "After sucking, the needle must be disposed of. Unscrupulous businessmen cannot take advantage of it."

"Is it so troublesome?" He rinsed his mouth with Coke that day, but there seemed to be a residual taste. He picked up a few pickled peppers and stuffed them into his mouth, chewing vigorously. The strong spicy taste instantly covered up the taste of blood.

.

I finally sucked blood! From today on, I have become a complete vampire! There is no turning back! (It was so spicy! I stuck my tongue out of my mouth that day to enjoy the coolness.) However, after I really sucked it, I felt like

It's nothing, not as magnificent as imagined.

Su Jinchi poked his head from behind Su Duancheng and warned, "You should always keep suction needles with you in case you need them."

"Remember to pick it up in time when you have finished using it." Xue Qiqi quickly added. e." The waiter from the Yanwei restaurant came gracefully and asked, "Can the dessert be served after the meal?"

"What kind of dessert?" It was too spicy, so I kept stuffing pickled peppers into my mouth that day. The moment I was hit by the new spiciness, I could temporarily resist the pain in my mouth and tongue.

"Tonight, our restaurant has prepared watermelon for our distinguished guests."

Come on! You're just pretending! Dressed like this, you can make puddings, ice cream, etc. to fill the scene! It's still the same old way! But for the time being, there is no spare tongue to argue with him that day.

"Oh, come on then. Just let me clear my mouth."

"Yes." The waiter bowed lightly and then asked respectfully, "Excuse me, how ripe do you want your watermelon to be?"





(I didn’t eat any delicious watermelons this year. In previous years, I would go to the watermelon fields in the suburbs to buy watermelons. The watermelons there are really long-ripe, but they often crack when shipped home, and they taste crispy and gritty. This year, in order to code words
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