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()Twenty-five point five years later...
At this time, it was purely accidental that he appeared here that day. He was left here by a through train that turned around. I was just traveling that day and had no specific purpose, so my resentment towards the unscrupulous driver was limited.
Therefore, when he glanced at Su Duancheng while curiously admiring the night view of the island, he just passed by in a flash, never expecting how much trouble this glance would cause him in the future.
"Hey!" Su Duancheng said one word fiercely through his teeth.
That day, I passively turned my gaze back and looked up and down at the twisted young man in suits and ties.
"Hello!" Su Duancheng greeted in a muffled voice again.
That day I raised my eyes and looked at Su Duancheng's face, intending to find out if the person was calling me. Su Duancheng's face showed a kind of admirable pain, as if he was worried about life and death in some medieval European novel.
The male protagonist’s signature look.
"Tourist?"
So far, the 21st century angry youth in front of me has said a total of four words, but divided them into three sentences. His cherishing words like gold is definitely comparable to that of Tang Monk in Journey to the West.
That day, I carefully kept my distance and nodded. Although the woods are not many or big these days, there are still all kinds of birds. It is always right to be careful when going out.
"available?"
The fifth and sixth words Su Duancheng said became even more painful, causing his facial muscles to twitch twice that day.
"Have you eaten?"
Shake his head.
"Invite you to dinner."
After hearing Su Duancheng say this, he turned around and left without saying a word that day. There is no good meal, no good banquet, not to mention the stranger he met on this strange island, who looked a bit miserable no matter how he looked at it.
Please?
Su Duancheng shouted from behind: "Hey! No money!"
He almost ran away that day. How can there be such a good thing in the world? Hey, he is such a good angry young man, why bother to be a liar?
"Help!"
Su Duancheng knelt down with a pop, which shocked the whole day. It was rare for someone to trick someone into getting this job. He didn't look like someone important. Otherwise, why would someone treat someone to dinner?
Kneeling down to ask for help?
"Comrade, I really can't hold it in any longer. Please help me no matter what!" the man kneeling on the ground begged.
I finally figured it out that day. I shook my head and sighed in my heart. I was still a little panicked. I turned around with black lines on my head and said, "Ah——, I'm really sorry. I don't know where you misunderstood me. I'm not a gay, so I can't help."
You. Of course, I have nothing against you...your sexual orientation. There are people like you in our unit, ah! No, it's your kind...uh--...that, you know? That--
—,Anyway, thank you for the invitation..."
I got on the long-distance bus early that morning, and I haven't spoken to anyone yet. I became more energetic and angry as I talked: "...No matter what, you are going too far.
What? A good young man, kneeling down like this in the street. Nowadays, even proposing is not popular. Do you understand that there is gold under the man's knees? As for that? If it doesn't work, go home and solve it yourself. Don't tell me.
Me and you don’t know how to do it?..."
"Shut up!" Su Duancheng stood up and shouted angrily, "Who will kneel down for you?! Who is your comrade?! If I didn't have such unbearable stomach pain, how could I beg you?! Ouch!
"Su Duancheng let out a scream, and fell to the ground again, clutching his stomach. He looked like a shrimp out of water, jumping to death.
I looked at it that day and found that it really wasn't like I was pretending. I took two steps back and said curiously: "You have a stomachache and need to go to the toilet? Why are you talking nonsense with me here? Let me state in advance that I am new to your country.
I don’t know where there are public restrooms. In fact, it’s all in the dark, so you can just find a nook to solve it. It doesn’t matter, I’ll just pretend I don’t know.”
"Stop talking nonsense!" Su Duancheng tried his best to suppress the pain in his stomach, thinking, how did he encounter such a troublesome person? I have never heard of someone who invites people to dinner for free and has so many problems. "I'm pulling me.
Yeah, are you going to eat it or not?!"
"Eh?! What are you talking about, comrade?!" Tian Tian said with a face, "What are you doing to me? Are you trying to find trouble?"
"Is there something wrong with you? I said I would treat you to a meal, but who would treat you to a meal... that?"
"Even if you really invite me to dinner, you still have to explain why? How can anyone randomly invite someone to treat me on the street for no reason?" I lost my temper that day and felt a little pity for the stranger in front of me, "You don't even look at it.
Looking at you, are you inviting someone to dinner?"
"If I weren't like this, I would eat it by myself! How could it be your turn?!" Su Duancheng gritted his teeth. It seems that it is impossible not to make it clear to this guy. It's hard for me to hurry up and find the toilet. "
There is a social dinner tonight, and I have paid for it. Look at me now, it will be embarrassing if I go there. So I want you to go for me."
"Eh? I said there's something wrong with you? If you don't feel well, just don't go. At most, it's just a waste of money. How can you just find someone to take your place on the road? Even if I go for you, it's just a matter of eating.
I ate and talked about it, so your money is still wasted, right?" After thinking about it that day, he added, "You just said you don't want my money?"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Su Duancheng said impatiently, "I can still afford this money! We agreed on three versus three, but if I am missing, my brothers will blame me!"
I was in awe when I heard this that day. It turned out that the friend who had a stomachache in front of me was quite loyal, so I couldn't help but go over and give him a hand. "What time? Where?"
Su Duancheng raised his hand and pointed: "Just turn in front, the second house on the left, there are still two minutes to go."
"Okay, let's not talk anymore. I'll walk first. You can slowly find a place to solve it by yourself?" He immediately let go and let Su Duancheng stand up with his help. Su Duancheng fell again before he could stand still.
The main purpose of visiting Pearl Island that day was to learn diving, but at the same time, he also had a small, ulterior wish, hoping to have a romantic encounter or something on this island far away from the hustle and bustle. It really didn't work out, even if it was a flower.
It’s okay to make money to entertain yourself. After all, this is different from the city where you live and work, so you don’t have to worry about someone spreading your bad behavior. I have participated in several similar social activities that day, so of course I understand the nature, purpose and opportunity of such activities.
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"Wait a minute." Su Duancheng struggled to get up miserably and shouted, "What's your name? I have to send a message to my brother first."
Oh, by the way, it would be strange not to be regarded as a liar if you just rush in so rashly. "What about you that day? Who should I go in to find?"
"ah?"
"My last name is Na, and the fifth master's name is Tian Tian." I don't know how many times I was asked "Huh?" because of this unlucky name that day. Since I was sixteen years old, I ran to the door of the police station eleven times that day, thinking
I changed my name, but it came back every time. My name has been with me since the day I was born. Although it caused a lot of trouble, I still felt a little guilty once I really had to change it. Alas, the power of habit is really terrible.
"My surname is Su, Su Duancheng. Just go in and you will know which table is at a glance." Su Duancheng turned around and ran away as he spoke. It seemed he couldn't bear it anymore.
The same thing I thought about that day, is it possible that the dinner party between three men and three women can't be seen? No matter what, go and evaluate the quality first. If it's really unappetizing, I'll be sorry for Lao Su and just pretend not to know each other. Eat it or not.
Yes, it really doesn't matter. I touched my cheek that day and it's still a little sore. I really shouldn't eat too much tonight.
There was a reason why his cheek hurt that day, and the reason started with his decision to come to Pearl Island.
That day I watched a movie about diving. I was so moved that day that I suddenly thought about learning to dive, so I searched online for a long time. I wonder if Pearl Island has contributed a lot of advertisements to search engines.
Fei, the top diving resorts were all Pearl Islands. I patiently flipped through a few pages that day, and finally gave up on searching, and set my destination for learning diving on Pearl Islands.
I had never been abroad that day, so I didn’t apply for a passport. But it seemed useless to have a passport. Pearl Island has been classified as a special administrative region in recent years, and a separate pass was required to enter and exit. Fortunately, I had no money that day, so I queued for half an hour and spent three days.
For one hundred and thirty yuan, plus an additional thirty-five yuan for the photography fee, I received a beautifully printed Special Zone Pass that I guess will never be used for anything else in my life except this time.
Along with the pass, there was a strange note. The note said that Pearl Island is applying to become the "Tooth Capital of the World", so it pays great attention to dental health. People traveling to Pearl Island must provide additional documents within three months.
A dental health certificate is required. Anyone suffering from periodontitis, gingivitis, missing teeth, buck teeth, canine teeth, cavities, or even dentures are not allowed to enter the island. An important item of border inspection when entering the island is dental check-up.
That day I cursed in my heart: Although there was no problem with his teeth, it would cost a lot of money to go to the dentist and issue a certificate. On the premise that he had already spent three hundred and sixty-five cents, this additional amount was
Dental consultation fees have become a waste of money that you will get if you pay or if you don’t pay.
What kind of tmd rule is this?! It’s simply discrimination against the majority of dental patients! He thought angrily that day. Originally, he was annoyed that as a citizen of the Chinese dynasty, he had to apply for a bird feather pass to enter and exit the country’s territory. Exit
When we entered the certificate application hall, we felt that the fire was even more intense that day. The reason was that there were rows of dental clinics immediately visible at the entrance of the certificate application hall. The Chinese people’s one-stop service is very good. In this kind of occasion, you don’t have to worry about missing anything.
I got a knife to kill you.
Since I decided to learn to dive, after 174 hours of hard work and anger, I finally stood at the border inspection station on Pearl Island that day.
For about a quarter of an hour, he was forced to raise his head and open his mouth to wait for the dental checkup. The checkpoint was actually quite quiet, except for the constant "ah--" sounds. There were people in front and behind who were anxious to get through.
Everyone is in a similar state to him. Therefore, this "Ah——" sound is pronounced very neatly, and the pronunciation of the high, middle and low parts is mixed extremely harmoniously. From a distance, it can be regarded as a group.
Sudden learning hippo syndrome.
He was a strong young man that day, but he had not yet extended his exercise plan to his lower jaw. The long period of "ah--" state made his cheeks still in a state of overwork and awaiting recovery, and it was not suitable for chewing.
Basically, today was a sunny day, although my facial muscles were slightly injured. I was twisting left and right in a happy mood that day, relaxing my chin. In this "sunny" night, there was a leisurely rapid march,
We successfully arrived at the hotel about 1.5 kilometers away within five minutes.
Su Duancheng didn't deceive him. This was indeed a restaurant street. That day, he was delighted to discover the meticulousness of the local businessmen. All the restaurants along the street used huge advertisements or neon lights to mark a few big words: "Supply Liquid". It seemed that
Chapter completed!