(Hereinafter a=author b=Nangong Xue 131) (The following are all real conversations)

b:Are you a thing?

a:I am a human being

b: yes or no

a:What about you?

c: Oh? You are not a thing.

b:Choose one of the two

a: I choose... hee hee... three!!!!!!!!!!!

b: Bystanders get out of the way

b: But, 1 and 2, you choose yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!

a: I choose yes

b: No! Only 1 or 2! Choose yours!!!!!!!!!

a: What is 1? What is 2?

b: 1 means ‘yes’, 2 means ‘no’

a:1

b: Are you a thing or a person?

a: something

b: Are you a thing or a god?

a: something

a: To try to trick me

b: It seems you are not stupid

a:Humph~That’s it

a: This is a trick I often use

(Hence the chapter: Are you a thing)

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b: I'm looking for someone, (grabbed Shao Yu and said to him: "a, in the novel, I can't bear for you to meet Lian'er, should she be killed?" When Shao Yu heard this, he was furious and raised his overlord gun. "Yes."

Kill! You deserve to be killed! I’ll kill you!”) Hee hee, you blame me, you forced me to do so.

a: I pulled Zhang Liang, "Liang Dian, I want you to be with Lian'er, but Shao Yu always comes to destroy it." Zhang Liang smiled, "Like the spring breeze." "Really?" So, a few years later,

, Shaoyu died under Liangdian’s plan

b: You are cruel! Puff puff puff puff... (b vomited blood and died)

a: After killing Shao Yu, I asked Zhang Liang, "Liangdian, I discovered a shocking secret." Zhang Liang, "What secret?" I said again, "Actually, behind Shao Yu, there is always a B who is making suggestions, so

Only Shaoyu can destroy your love." Liangdian smiled again, "Like a spring breeze," "Shaoyu, I can handle it all, why are you afraid of a little B?" So, one day later, B's body was found in Wujiang...

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b: I pulled Ying Zheng over and said, "a wants to write Lian'er to Zhang Liang, what do you think?" After hearing this, Ying Zheng was furious: "Come here, kill Zhang Liang!" Soon after,

Zhang Liang was beheaded, and a few years later Liu Bang was defeated by Xiang Yu, who became emperor.

a: After I learned the news, I ran around looking around, and finally found Sister Ruhua from back then among the bodyguards of a teahouse. I excitedly pulled Ruhua over and said sincerely, "Sister Ruhua, you don't know, Ying Zheng has so many people."

I want to hear you sing." Ruhua asked me excitedly, "Is it true?" I still said sincerely, "Yes." "Okay, I will sing a song for him."

a: One day later, Ying Zheng’s demonic sound pierced his ears

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b: "Donghuang Taiyi, Lian'er was so tortured by Ruhua's singing." "What!" Donghuang Taiyi used a spell to kill Ruhua.

a: I quickly found Shao Siming, "Your sister's sister was killed." Shao Siming was furious, "My sister's sister is my sister, whoever did it doesn't want to live anymore." Donghuang Taiyi floated over, "I did it,

I'm your boss." Shao Si Ming became angry. "Grandma, I'm Lian'er's only sister. If you dare to do anything to me, be careful Lian'er won't pay attention to you in the future." Donghuang Taiyi heard this and weighed it.

Hehe, I was wrong..."

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The above dialogue is purely a real dialogue and parody between the author and the reader.
Chapter completed!