Don’t miss it if you pass by, it’s an absolutely hilarious classic quotation, exclusively presented by Class X of the second grade of junior high school. You can watch it but don’t plagiarize it, otherwise I will destroy you on behalf of Lian’er~~~

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That day, two people did not complete their homework and were corporally punished by the head teacher, Teacher Wang:

Teacher Wang: You guys, please bring me a chair outside to do your homework tomorrow. Next time the sun shines, I will burn you to death.

The next day was cloudy and no sun:

Teacher Wang: You guys squat outside and write for me tomorrow. If I don’t believe there is no sun, I will burn you to death.

The school bell rang, and someone was still pouring water:

Teacher Wang: What are you doing?

Little Z: Drink some water. I just had physical education class and I’m so thirsty.

Teacher Wang: I'm responsible for you being thirsty. You're doing things after class. Why don't you go to the toilet to eat?

When faced with difficult math problems, almost no one in the class knew how to:

Teacher Wang, this is called knowing whether it is not difficult or not.

Lectures are too slow, resulting in delayed classes:

Teacher Wang: You want to finish class, right?

Everyone looked at the teacher with a look that said, "That's right."

Teacher Wang: Okay, I know too (turns around speechlessly) @#￥%...amp;* (continues the lecture)

That time, for an n-simple question, most people in the class did it wrong, causing all the questions to be wrong.

Teacher Wang (angry): You wrote this question like this and you wrote it wrong. I wrote the character "王" upside down.

Little Z (whispered with an innocent face) "王" is still "王" if you turn it upside down.

Everyone suppressed laughter

Teacher Wang: (even more angry) Then can I write the three characters "王xx" upside down?

In class that day, Xiao Z smiled a little for some reason and was discovered by Teacher Wang:

Little Z: I just smiled

Teacher Wang: Cheap laugh

Little Z sadly did something wrong and was corporally punished by Teacher Wang.

Teacher Wang: I just like to punish you by squatting, just keep your stinky mouth in check...it smells as bad as eating **.

Before the midterm exam, Teacher Wang arranged the seats:

Teacher Wang: Whichever examination room is the first is the examination room...

Little Z: (anxious) No... (I didn’t mean to ask this question)

Teacher Wang (talking to himself): How did I teach you mentally retarded people?

In class that day:

Teacher Wang: Fart, I don’t need to be civilized when talking to you.

In social studies class, the teacher talks about history again:

Teacher Zhang:...the 'before' in 'BC' cannot be omitted.

Little Z: Of course money cannot be omitted.

After the physical education class, several people turned on the electric fans:

Teacher Wang: Aren’t you hotter than me? I’m fatter than you, why don’t I die from the heat?

Little h: You would have been dead a long time ago.

Little Z always makes Teacher Wang angry recently:

Teacher Wang: Fart, you know what a fart is!

The midterm exam was not ideal and the teachers were very angry:

Teacher Wang: You are really getting better and better as you live. I am really speechless for you.

Teacher Wang: I don’t know how to solve such a simple question. Just buy a piece of tofu and hit me to death... If you don’t have any money, I’ll pay for it for you.

Teacher Pan: You did so poorly on such a simple test paper. I really don’t know what you do or what you ate when you grew up.

I had a self-study that night, and Xiaox was very happy

Teacher Wang: Why are you laughing? You are picking up money.

Little x covers his face

Teacher Chen is very gentle and no students in the class are afraid of her:

Teacher Chen: Today’s homework is the second half of the test paper (packing things and getting ready to leave)

Little Z: Teacher, you can leave, but you will leave two answers.

Teacher Wang often curses people recently:

Teacher Wang (after scolding people): Why did I give birth to you beasts?

Everyone:.......

Teacher Wang often hears small reports:

Teacher Wang (after hearing the small report): Little Z, squat down and do your homework for me.

Little Z (big embarrassment): Why? I didn’t do anything wrong.

Teacher Wang: I love to let you squat, okay? This is called ‘you have the right to use it, and it becomes void after it expires’.

Due to the high school entrance examination, some Chinese papers are not covered:

Teacher Chen: Find out the test paper (fifteen).

Little x: Teacher, I found (five), (ten) can’t be found.

Because Teacher Wang’s lecture speed is fast and his pronunciation is not accurate, some people cannot understand:

Teacher Wang: I can’t even understand this. My Chinese is too idiotic and mentally retarded...Can’t you just draw a picture for this question? It took three minutes to go up the pe (slope) and two minutes to go down the pe (slope)...

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There is an extra pointer in the classroom:

Teacher Wang: (Raising the stick and putting it down again) I don’t want to hit you when I see you acting like an idiot.

It’s evening self-study time, homework grading, the classroom is a bit noisy:

Teacher Wang: (low voice) You idiot

Little Z (looking innocent): I didn’t eat!

The teacher always says that our class is noisy. This time, our class is quiet:

Teacher Wang: Is this question xxx correct?

Everyone (silence):...

Teacher Wang: Are you deaf or mute? Can’t you hear what I say? @#￥%……amp;* (swearing, swearing)

In Chinese textbooks, there is a text about cats:

Teacher Chen: If you were a white cat, what would you say?

Little Z: If the tiger doesn’t show off its power, you think I’m hellokitty!

Little m: Meow~

We are boarding students, so we hardly carry any money with us. That day the teacher asked us to bring magazine money:

Teacher Chen: I have no money.

Little Z: Teacher, bring me your salary card and spare your life.

During evening self-study, Teacher Chen unexpectedly came to take charge:

Teacher Chen: Shut up

Everyone: Teacher, there is someone outside.

Little C: Foreigner!

Teacher Chen stepped forward and beat the person without saying a word.

Our class also has talents:

First couplet (from xxx): If you don’t speak, no one will treat you as a mute.

Second line (from Xiao M): As soon as you speak, I will treat you as a mute.

First couplet (from xxx): Don’t bully your friend’s wife.

Second line (from Xiao h): Friends and husbands must not be corrupted.

Sometimes, our class will suspect that Teacher Cheng has Alzheimer’s disease:

Teacher Cheng: There is still time, you can argue for a while~

Everyone is talking nonsense~

Teacher Cheng: You said you can keep arguing for a while, but you are really noisy.

Little Z: Yes, we are very obedient.

.......

Teacher Cheng: You are wasting my time by tempting me to lecture seven or eight times.

Little Z: This is seduction!

After some time~

Teacher Cheng: You always tempt me to desert my job.

Everyone (having learned from the past): We are seducing~

Teacher Wang has a lovely three-year-old son. That day, he came to school:
Chapter completed!