Chapter 5 The Water Monster
Zhao Laowei'er didn't know why, and instinctively turned his head to look behind him. The moment Zhao Laowei'er turned his head, Li Dachun suddenly turned around and pushed away Zhao Dashan, who was standing behind him and stared at him, then stepped firmly on the ground with one foot, first
He started running, then ran faster and faster, and finally his body rose into the air and jumped into the small river next to him with a pop.
"Uncle, I've been fooled..." Zhao Dashan reacted first and shouted loudly. Then Zhao Laowei'er also came to his senses. They ran a few steps forward to the river and looked at the water.
The splashing ripples, and Li Dachun swimming away under the ripples.
Li Dachun is very good at water. He dared to bathe in the river and catch shrimps at the age of four. He is a good swimmer. Once he jumps into the river, it is like a fish jumping into the sea. It is difficult to catch him again.
"Li Dachun, you bastard, come back here." When Zhao Laowen'er saw Li Dachun jumping into the river and escaping, he was immediately furious. He pointed at Li Dachun who was slowly walking away and shouted. Then he turned around and ordered Zhao Dashan as if he remembered something.
: "Why are you still standing there? Chase me down the river. I won't let this kid escape today..."
Zhao Dashan looked at the water surface, which was more than two meters wide, with a troubled look on his face: "Uncle, I... I am not good at water..."
Zhao Laowei'er did not hesitate and ordered to another young villager next to Zhao Dashan: "Shui Sheng, if you can swim, jump down immediately and catch that kid out for me..."
Shuisheng had a bitter look on his face: "Uncle, what? I've heard that this river is evil and that there are water monsters living in it. No matter how good I am in water, I will still be knocked down by the water monster if I jump in..."
It wasn't that Shuisheng didn't want to go into the river, nor did he mean to refuse. He said that it was indeed true. The river in Lizhuang Village was famous for being evil. The old people who lived in this river said as early as the great-grandfather's generation.
There are water monsters, and some people say that they live in water gods. Anyone who goes into the river will disturb the purity of the water monsters or water gods, and will be pulled into the water by the water monsters or water gods. Although I don’t know whether it is true or not, it has been passed down from person to person over the years.
Passed down, the fake has become true. In recent years, some people do not believe in this evil and jump into the river to bathe in summer. As a result, they are either drowned or have bad luck. Therefore, the river in Lizhuang Village is now
No one dared to go into the river. Those with good water properties did not dare to go into the river, and those with poor water properties did not dare to go down. However, there was one exception, and that was Li Dachun.
It's really weird to say this. Anyone who goes into the river these years will be drowned or have bad luck. Li Dachun is the only exception. People from all over the country know that Li Dachun is good at water and every summer
He stripped naked and jumped into the river to take a bath. As a result, after taking a bath, Li Dachun not only was not dragged into the water by the water monster in the river, but became more and more energetic. Although he did not have any good luck, he did not have any bad luck.
Everyone in the village found this inconceivable, and even Li Dachun himself was puzzled as to why he was an exception.
"A bunch of useless trash..." Seeing Li Dachun swimming further and further away, but Zhao Dashan and the others did not dare to go down the river to chase him, Zhao Laowei'er muttered angrily.
Li Dachun revealed his head from the water, smiled evilly and looked at the frustrated Zhao Laoer on the bank of the river, and said: "Village Chief, I have known for a long time that your thing doesn't work. You should thank me for what you can't do."
I did it for you. I fed your woman for you. Without me, you don’t know how many cuckolds you would have been. People say that only when sex and life are harmonious can the family be harmonious. I am doing this for your family harmony.
For your own sake, don’t you think so, village chief?”
"You bastard bastard, come back here and see how I deal with you?" Zhao Laowei'er jumped and scolded, taking off one of his shoes and throwing it towards Li Dachun in the river, but the shoe did not
When it hit Li Dachun, he just fell into the water and made a splash with a splash.
"You, come back..." Zhao Laowei'er's old face was red, and he was furious. He took off the shoe on his other foot and threw it at Li Dachun hard, but this time
, due to using too much force when smashing the shoes, Zhao Laowei'er's body leaned forward, unable to control his balance, and fell into the river all of a sudden.
"Plop..." After Zhao Laowei'er fell into the river, he kept fluttering with his hands and feet, shouting desperately: "Oh my god, help me..."
"Uncle. Uncle, are you okay?" Zhao Dashan and others did not expect that Village Chief Zhao would fall into the water, and they all panicked for a moment. Everyone knew that Village Chief Zhao was a landlubber and could not swim at all. In this river
Although the water is not deep, it is not shallow either. It is not a problem for someone to drown. Besides, there is some kind of water god or water monster in the river, and the village chief may have to lose his life here.
"Oh my God, hurry up...come up and save me, I...I can't swim, the mountain..." Zhao Laowei'er no longer had the majesty he had just now, and his whole body kept dancing.
His hands were thrashing in the water, feeling extremely scared and nervous. However, the more he thrashed, the faster his body sank.
"Hahaha...Village Chief, you are a landlubber who fell into the water now - you are finished...Hahaha..." Li Dachun still showed a wet eye on the river not far away.
He turned his head and looked proudly at Zhao Laowei'er, who was splashing in the water.
"Village Chief, be careful. There is a water monster in the water. Your flapping around will definitely disturb the water monster's purity. Be careful as it drags you to the bottom of the river to feed the fish. Hahaha...
"Zhao Dachun laughed a few times, plunged into the water, and swam away like a fish.
Zhao Laowei'er splashed in the water for a while, and suddenly felt his feet sink, as if something was pulling him. His eyes turned green for a while, oh my God, it's over, we really encountered a water monster.
"What the hell are you doing? Let's all jump down and rescue my uncle..." Zhao Dashan became anxious and shouted loudly. He didn't care whether there were any monsters in the water and jumped directly into the river.
Chapter completed!