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Chapter 47: Blow Your Eggs

The little boy who suddenly appeared was the widow Chunrong's son Huzi.

As I said before, Chunrong's husband died four years ago, and now she and her son Huzi are the only ones left at home. Huzi is eight years old and in the third grade of elementary school. He has a tiger-like head and a tiger-like brain. He is very attractive, but he may be too young.

Due to the loss of his father, Huzi's personality is a bit different from other children. How should I put it? He is a bit precocious and has a better understanding of things in the adult world.

"Huzi? You, why are you up? Go in and sleep quickly, you have nothing to do here." When Chunrong saw that his son had come out, he hurriedly waved his hand to signal Huzi to go in and sleep quickly. Chunrong knew that the child was still alive.

It's better not to let him know too much about things in the adult world.

At this time, Huzi was wearing a pair of small trousers and his upper body was bare. He was holding the slingshot in his hand. The slingshot was loaded and aimed at Old Man Li. Huzi's expression was serious and a little angry. It was so late for Huzi.

He had already fallen asleep, but Chunrong, Li Dachun, and Li Laogangzi were shouting in the yard, which woke Huzi up. He lay at the window and listened for a while before he knew what was going on. So he picked up the gun without saying a word.

The slingshot came out.

Li Laogangzi felt a little guilty. Why was this little brat aiming the slingshot at himself? Could it be that he wanted to hit himself with the slingshot?

"Huzi, quickly go into the house and sleep..." Chunrong said again, but Huzi did not move, still standing there in that posture, his mouth tightly pursed, aiming his slingshot at Lao Li's stick, ready to go at any time.

Maybe pull the slingshot and hit it.

Seeing that Huzi didn't move, Chunrong became a little anxious, and hurriedly walked over to pull Huzi, but Huzi shook her away and said very stubbornly: "I won't sleep, someone bullies you, I won't sleep, I want to

Use a slingshot to blow his balls..."

As he spoke, Huzi took two steps forward and shouted to Mr. Li, "Old stick, do you want to sleep with my mother? I'll blow your balls..." As he said this, Huzi pulled without hesitation.

The slingshot shot towards Mr. Li's stick.

There was a sound of "Pfft...". Before Li Laogangzi could realize what was going on, he saw a small stone shot towards his face, startling him and turning his body hurriedly.

, that pebble whizzed past his ear, oh my god, Old Stick Li almost broke out in a cold sweat from fright.

"Little bastard, you dare to hit me with a slingshot? You..." Before Mr. Li could finish his words, Huzi took two steps forward, pointed the slingshot at Mr. Li again, and then raised his little hand

With a sudden pull, poof...another pebble flew out, flying straight towards Mr. Li's stick.

"I will blow the balls of anyone who wants to sleep with my mother. My mother can only sleep with my father. No one can sleep with him except my father." Huzi shouted while pulling the slingshot again.

"Pfft..." This time, Old Li did not dodge the stick, and the pebble hit him directly on the forehead.

"Oh my god...it hurts me so much..." Blood immediately appeared on Lao Guangzi's forehead, and he screamed out in pain: "Little bastard, little bastard, my

The egg is down there, why are you always beating it on top? You bastard, it hurts me to death..."

"Huzi, what are you doing? Put down the slingshot quickly..." Chunrong never expected that his son would suddenly run out of the house and use the slingshot to hit Mr. Li's stick, and saw that Mr. Li's forehead was broken and bleeding.

After bleeding, Chunrong panicked and hurriedly grabbed Huzi.

Unexpectedly, Huzi broke away from her and shouted loudly: "I said, if anyone dares to sleep with you, I will break his balls. I will break the balls of Mr. Li..."

Li Dachun chuckled and said: "I didn't expect that there is a little hero in sister-in-law Chunrong's family. Yes, it's amazing. When the little hero grows up, he can protect your mother. But Hu Zi, old Li's stick egg is down there. You have to

Hit him downwards, can't you hit him on the head all the time?"

Huzi was stunned for a moment, and then shouted: "The one on top is also an egg."

Then he pointed the slingshot at the head of Lao Li's stick. He meant that the head of Lao Li's stick was also an egg. The one on top was a big egg and the one on the bottom was a small egg. He had to blow the big egg first, and then

It’s not too late to crack the little egg down there.

Li Dachun nodded: "You are talented, you are so talented. First, pop the big egg on the top of Mr. Li's stick, and then hit the small one on the bottom. Come on, Huzi..."

As soon as Li Dachun finished speaking, Hu Zi pulled the slingshot. Li Lao Guangzi was so frightened that he hurriedly held his head, turned and ran out the door: "Oh my God, are you really going to blow my balls off? This is terrible...
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