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【VIP】Chapter 24: I heard that pretending to be a grandpa will cause hemorrhoids

Si Yanlan narrowed his eyes slightly, looked at the retreating figure, and smiled slowly.

His little one's temper is really difficult to control. It seems that it will take some time to abduct her home. However, he is not in a hurry. He believes that he will be able to abduct her home in his lifetime!

Bei Ling walked around the busy street boredly, mouthing.

Si Yanlan, Si Yanlan, you said that your majestic Prince Muchen had to fight for a room with a little woman, how dare you?

Beiling said dissatisfiedly.

If Mo Ran knew what she was thinking right now, she would definitely say: You are still a little woman. If you were a little woman, there would be no men in the world!

Huh? Lift your feet, huh? Why can't you walk?

If you continue to lift your feet, why does it feel like it’s getting heavier and heavier?

Looking down -

scare?!

Beiling looked down and was stunned.

Do you want it to be so scary? Do you want it to be so weird? Do you want it to be so elusive?!

A gray-haired old man was hugging her feet tightly and not letting her go.

"I said, old man, are you planning to take me as your disciple?" Bei Ling raised her eyebrows funny and looked at him.

"Actually, I plan to let you become my teacher." The old man raised his head and looked at him with a smile.

Beiling sneered: "I want you to be my teacher? Are you telling the latest bad joke?"

Apprenticeship? Apprenticeship? Apprenticeship?! She has grown up so big that she has only known a group of perverted instructors in her two lifetimes. Apprenticeship is completely out of the question!

Moreover, she actually wanted to say, you are so old. If someone died accidentally, I would have to pay for your burial and buy you a coffin. What a waste of money.

"What? You stinky girl, you look down on me?!" The old man jumped up from the ground and said angrily.

This girl, this girl didn't even recognize her. He was really angry! If it weren't for him, she would have died in the Heaven Realm. This girl, she didn't even thank him for saving her life. She even treated him with a kind of expression.

The beggar looked at him. Does he miss a beggar? Does he look like a beggar?!!

"Old man, it's not that I look down on you, it's that I've never seen you before." Beiling said coolly.

"Stinky girl, don't you know how to respect the elderly and love the young?!" the old man got angry.

"Respect the old and love the young? Do you love the young?" Beiling asked calmly and planned to leave here.

"Stinky girl, do you know how many people have cried and begged me to be their mentor? You are just the opposite." The old man was not angry. He just smiled faintly and continued, "Stinky girl, you are too useless.

I have lost my conscience. It was in vain that I prevented you from entering the Heaven Realm, huh, now you are actually doing this to me!"

The old man deliberately put on an angry expression.

After being reminded like this, Bei Ling remembered something and gave an "Oh~ I know" expression. The old man felt ecstatic in his heart, thinking about how to properly train this little guy who was about to become his apprentice.

It's a pity that the product produced by Beiling will definitely make people vomit three liters of blood——

"So what?" Beiling continued to ask coolly, then curled her lips, "Did I ask you to say it?"

Damn it, old man! Oh my god, what kind of apprentice did he have in mind? How could he be so cold-blooded, so ruthless, and such a white-eyed wolf?!

"Stinky girl, how can you be so heartless?" The old man began to pretend to be pitiful.

"Stop it! What on earth do you want to do?"

Beiling helplessly raised her forehead. He, how could he only understand the meaning of one word? The word "disrespect for the elderly" was too good to appear.

"Be my apprentice~"

"reason."

"I'm attracted to you."

"If you fall in love with me, I will become your apprentice. Do you think I will respect you now that I am old?" Bei Ling squinted at him.

"It doesn't matter if you are disrespectful to me. As long as you become my apprentice, it doesn't matter if you walk sideways!" He snorted, indicating that he had great rights.

"Do you think I'm a crab?" Beiling poured cold water on her inappropriately.

The old man was ashamed. He wanted to say that he really didn't mean it.

Wiping the cold sweat on his head, he continued: "You have become my disciple, and you can do whatever you want in Holy Spirit Academy."

"Naughty? Do you think I'm a monkey?" Beiling looked at him calmly.

"..." He was speechless. Why is this little girl so stubborn?

"Well, forget it, I'll ask you to answer. Can you nod or shake your head?" Beiling didn't wait for his agreement, and started to ask, "If you see someone who is unhappy, beat them up, and it's yours to beat them to death."

?”

"Yeah. Count it on me!" He nodded quickly.

It's just a dead person, why is it important to have his precious disciple? No!

“The Holy Spirit will let me go as I please?”

"Uh-huh."

"Can I not go to class?"

"Uh-huh."

"Won't I be punished for being late or leaving early?"

"No!" the old man replied grandly.

Being late and leaving early is not his responsibility, so why should he punish her?

"Okay, old man, you are my master." Beiling's tone was very light, and there was no hint of excitement at all.

The old man was confused. Doesn't the master usually choose the apprentice? Why does it feel like the apprentice chooses the master this time? And there is still a feeling that if he doesn't teach well, she will probably let him go.

"Then, good disciple, call me master and listen." Baimei said flatteringly.

t_t... It would be weird if his junior brother saw it and didn't laugh at him to death! He is one of the top masters in Xuangu after all, but in the end, he has to wait on his face for such a young apprentice. Eh~ But it's worth it.

!This girl has a bright future. She is definitely not a creature in the pool!

Thinking like this, Baimei swept away the gloom just now and smiled even more freely.

Humph! Don’t think that stinky junior brother can be so arrogant just because she has accepted a genius disciple. Look, he has also accepted a genius among geniuses. Humph, don’t look down on him. He is not moving.

Even if he makes a move, he will definitely become a blockbuster!

"Old man." Beiling didn't even think about giving him a good face, so she still called him old man.

"Don't bother me, good disciple. It's okay to call me grandpa instead of master." Bai Mei was anxious, why is this girl so disrespectful of the elderly and the young?

Beiling smiled playfully and raised her lips: "Old man, do you know? I heard that pretending to be someone else's grandfather will cause hemorrhoids~!"

"Stinky girl, who are you scaring?" Bai Mei glared at him angrily, but still asked cautiously, "Um... um, you'd better call me Master."

"Pfft - hahaha -" Bei Ling looked at Bai Mei's careful look and felt very happy.

Her master is so cute! She likes it so much!

"Master - you are so... so cute!" Beiling laughed so hard that her stomach hurt.

Bai Mei was about to say something, but when she heard her beautiful words "Master——", all her anger disappeared. Hey, his good disciple finally called him master, haha. I must do it tomorrow.

Take her out for a walk, oh, by the way, be sure to wear a chain, otherwise it is very likely that you will not be able to bring her back if you take her out!
Chapter completed!
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