Chapter 22 [Facheng mind!]
Fazhen and the old monk sat at a stone table in the courtyard, chatting with excitement about their experiences in the past few years.
The old monk listened carefully, occasionally stroking his beard and smiling, nodding his head, or looking dignified and solemn.
"Fazhen Bald Donkey, you are finally back, why aren't you hanging outside?"
After a while, a few more old monks came in from the other courtyard. One of them, a short, thin, but capable monk, immediately shouted when he saw Fa Zhen in the other courtyard. Then several old monks quickly followed him.
In the middle, he got out. He didn't look like an old monk in his 80s or 90s at all, and his speed was even faster than some young guys.
"Facheng old bald donkey, even if you die, I will live well!"
Before anyone could see the tone of the voice, Fazhen knew that the person speaking must be the old monk Facheng. Otherwise, others would not talk to him like this, except for him.
"You are causing trouble for thousands of years. I don't care about you."
After hearing what Fazhen said, Facheng didn't take it to heart at all and replied with a smile.
"Old man, I won't argue with you. By the way, I wish you an early bliss!"
As soon as Facheng finished speaking, Fazhen almost vomited blood in depression and replied like this.
The old monk Facheng curled his lips and didn't take Fazhen's words to heart at all. He rolled his eyes and glanced at Fazhen, obviously having some bad intentions.
Fa Zhen's entire body was visible, except for his khaki-colored backpack, which was bulging and eye-catching.
Facheng immediately saw Lu Yi, a big black bird, placed there by the old monk Fazhen. He couldn't help but secretly thought: When did this old monk have such leisure and leisure to raise a bird? Maybe he caught it.
I snatched the tooth for the sacrifice, so that this old monk could be depressed.
With this in mind, Facheng went to snatch Lu Yi from the old monk's backpack, and said in a rather shabby tone:
"Fazhen, you must know that I haven't had lunch, so you brought me a wild bird to beat my teeth as a sacrifice."
Hearing Facheng speak like this, Fazhen was immediately startled. He quickly hugged Lu Yi in his arms, showing a look of worry about whoever wants to touch it. This person can understand human speech and can think independently.
What a spiritual bird, if I were to be eaten by this old bald donkey, I would have to cry to death. Where could I find another one like this?
Facheng's words reached Lu Yi's ears, which made Lu Yi angry. He started to curse in his heart and greeted the old monk Facheng. His whole family went up to the eighteenth generation of ancestors and ended with no descendants.
"No way, Fazhen. It's just a wild bird. If you eat it, you can eat it. What's the big deal? It's not a martial arts secret book, so why bother."
Seeing such a big reaction from Fazhen, Facheng was stunned for a moment and said this.
"You know what the heck, this is a spiritual bird. It can hear people's words and can practice on its own. Old monk, I want to use it to advance further in martial arts. If you really dare to eat it and hinder my martial arts, see if I can't
I'll fight you until you don't even recognize yourself."
"real?"
Hearing Fazhen's explanation, Facheng asked, but he believed it in his heart. He stared straight at Lu Yi, who was tightly held in Fazhen's arms, as if he found something interesting.
The stuff is so ordinary, I can’t wait to take Lu Yi from Fazhen’s hands and play with it.
When the other old monks saw it, they all looked at Lu Yi in Fazhen's hands with confusion, feeling a little unconvinced in their hearts.
Looking at the expressions of the fellow apprentices, Fazhen also knew that it was normal for them to have some doubts. He lifted Lu Yi up and asked as if performing:
"Xiao Hei, let's show it to a few senior brothers to see if you can understand human speech. If so, just nod."
Seeing Fazhen's movements, the old monks seemed to have discovered a new world, and they all watched attentively.
Lu Yi had no choice but nodded under the gazes of several old monks, feeling secretly unhappy in his heart: Is this me a good person? Why don't you just play tricks on me like a funny bird?
"Wow, this bird is so fun. Brother Fazhen, you can lend me your bird to play with for a few days, okay?"
After knowing that the big black bird could understand people's words, Fazhen ran over on horseback, pulled Fazhen's clothes back and forth, like a child, and began to beg Fazhen. Even the previous title was changed, from '老'
"Bald Donkey" was changed to "Brother Facheng".
Seeing Facheng like this, several old monks immediately looked away and pretended not to recognize this guy.
"I'll go, can you be more shameless?"
Even Lu Yi couldn't help but complain in his heart. This shows how quickly the old monk Facheng changed his face.
"No!"
Fazhen felt so happy when he saw his old rival looking like this. The expression on his face remained unchanged, and he uttered two words lightly.
"Brother Fazhen, you are the best. Just lend Xiao Hei to me for a few days to play with. After he plays with it, he will return it to you intact. There will never be a feather missing."
An innocent expression appeared on Facheng's face, and his tone became softer.
"puff!"
Seeing Fa Cheng's appearance, the blood of several old monks suddenly surged, and they almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
"You know, it's shameful to act cute! You're so old, and you're still acting cute here. Who is disgusting!"
Lu Yi couldn't help but started to complain loudly in his heart, telling the thoughts of all the monks around him.
"I will never lie. What I say is one, and I won't give it if I don't give it. Fa Cheng, you'd better give up on this idea."
After suppressing the surge of blood and calming down for a while, Fazhen said this.
After hearing what Fazhen said, Fazhen immediately changed his strategy, squatted down, and sat on the ground.
Then he let out a "wow" sound, and the tears fell instantly. He started sobbing:
"Fazhen, if you don't lend it to me to play with for a few days, I will sit here and not get up."
Seeing the tears shed by Fazhen, Lu Yi couldn't help but smile secretly and said: My dear, this old monk's tears come as soon as he says it. It would be a pity not to become the best actor.
"Then just sit like this!"
Having been with him for so many years, I have long known his temperament. If his plan fails, he will try another plan to act rogue, so Fazhen just ignored him and let him sit on the ground like this.
After seeing Fazhen for a long time, he was still indifferent. Facheng also knew that it was impossible for him to borrow the big black bird from the old bald donkey for a few days. Then he rolled his eyes twice.
I made up my mind:
"Okay, you old bald donkey, I'm so embarrassed, even if I discuss it with you, you won't agree. Humph, if you don't lend it to me, won't I come and get it myself? Can't you still look at it all the time?
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Chapter completed!