Chapter 233 Li Song's rhetoric
"No, I haven't wanted it!"
When Li Song said these three words, he felt that he was not a human being.
"Husband, do you know how sad I am in the past month? Do you know how sad I am? Woo woo woo woo..."
After venting, Jiang Xue hugged Li Song and buried her little face in his chest, crying as if she was bullied.
From this perspective, Jiang Xue's method is indeed too clever. She is soft and then hard, and then uses the woman's strongest weapon to recover lost ground.
In order to comfort his wife, Li Song also slapped himself in the face and solemnly promised: "Wife, I promise you that I will control my third leg in the future and never worry about the wild flowers outside."
"Husband, can I still believe you when you say these words?" Jiang Xue raised her face and asked crying.
Li Song raised four fingers and said, "I, Li Song, swear to the sky that if I raise a mistress again, I will make me... three inches shorter."
"That won't work."
Jiang Xue quickly covered Li Song's mouth and said shyly: "You are only three inches, what should I use if you lose it?"
"Damn, you can't vilify your husband, your husband is obviously five inches."
"Don't brag anymore, don't I know how long you are?"
"That's more than four inches."
"Okay, okay, you have the final say in your stuff."
Ahem!
Just as the two were talking, Su Haoran came back.
Listening to the topic of the two of them being so private, Su Haoran reminded him with a dry cough.
Li Song and Jiang Xue blushed at the same time. Su Haoran didn't agree. He sat back on the sofa, picked up a big winter date, put it beside his mouth, and bite the flesh.
"You brothers are chatting, I'll go cook, let Haoran drink a few drinks with you later." Jiang Xue quickly lowered her head and ran towards the kitchen.
Su Haoran deliberately teased: "Sister-in-law, these big winter dates are quite delicious, please wash them..."
"I warn you not to mention washing dates anymore."
Li Song interrupted Su Haoran and pushed him back to the sofa.
Half an hour later, a table of hearty and exquisite dishes were placed on the table.
In order to thank Su Haoran for helping her save her marriage, Jiang Xue opened up a bottle of Maotai treasured by Li Song for thirty years.
After drinking a few glasses of wine, Su Haoran said in the alcohol, "Brother Song, a handsome and rich male god like you, sometimes even if you have no mind to other women, there are many young and beautiful girls who want to kill you. I am really worried that it will not be the last time you cheated on me this time."
Jiang Xue heard this and her little ears stood up, and she looked at Li Song with an scrutiny.
"Brother, which group of you are from?" Li Song seemed to be more frightened, afraid that Su Haoran would propose the word "track" again.
Su Haoran said seriously: "I'm for your own good, Brother Song, you founded Qingsong Fitness Club. Almost every city in the north has your industry, and you have a professional management team to manage it for you. You are too idle and you are easily exploited by others."
Yes, yes, yes!
Jiang Xue nodded repeatedly when she heard this.
Li Song smiled bitterly when he heard this and said helplessly: "Then what should I do?"
"Fill yourself up."
Su Haoran finally got to the point: "Your grandpa hopes you join the army. It is absolutely no problem to make achievements in the army with your strength. With the military's resources, your personal achievements will be higher in the future."
Li Song stared at Su Haoran and was about to speak, but Su Haoran waved to stop him.
"The most important thing is that if you join the army, you will have fewer opportunities to contact women in society."
When Su Haoran said this, Jiang Xue's eyes lit up and she interrupted, "When the grandpa is watching you, Haoran is staring at you, and you don't have a chance to find a wild woman."
Li Song said: "Haoran, I know that you have joined the Central Military Region and become a member of the Tiger God Special Forces. I even know that you are the Kunlun God of War and are also the Longhou."
Su Haoran smiled but said nothing. He found that Li Song seemed to be very resistant to entering the army.
Li Song continued: "Long Hou, you must marry a princess to get the title of marquis. Obviously, you have other women besides Yutong, and I suspect you are relying on women to take over. My wife expects you to look at me. Is it realistic?"
Jiang Xue immediately turned her head to look at Su Haoran, and there was a hint of contempt in her eyes.
Su Haoran said: "I became Longhou because of two stubborn princesses and a beautiful misunderstanding."
Then, Su Haoran forced Xia Xue to marry like a love story, and said the whole story of the Dragon Lord of the Great Xia asking him to be awarded the title of dragon. The most important thing is that he spoke about Xia Xiaoxiao with true feelings, and about the little princess who escaped from the world, who used a great Yin-Yang Sacrifice to save him...
Especially when Xia Xiaoxiao clearly saved Su Haoran but was misunderstood by him, Jiang Xue grinded her teeth and said in a low voice, "There is no good thing for men."
"Yes, although I am a man, I admit that when we men face the opposite sex, most of us may have bad thoughts." Su Haoran was calm, and this sentence made Li Song and Xia Xue stunned, not knowing what he meant.
Su Haoran said again: "But the problem is that some men can control their own bad thoughts, while others cannot. The best way to control their own bad thoughts is to choose to stay in an environment that is not easy to cheat."
"Haoran, you're right." Jiang Xueju recognized Su Haoran's point of view this time.
Su Haoran said again: "Brother Song, I have an agreement with your grandfather that I will join the army and only stay in the military region for one week a month. As long as you agree to join the Tiger God Special Forces, I will also help you get similar treatment."
Li Song and Su Haoran clashed with a glass, drank a big sip of wine, and then remained silent.
"At the end of the month, I will lead a team to participate in the East Asian Three Kingdoms Special Forces Competition. The Tiger God is still missing. I invite you to join in as a private person. With just one call to brother, I will ask if you will follow me?" Su Haoran drank all the wine in the glass and asked in front of Li Song's eyes.
Li Song said: "Then we brothers fight again. If you can beat me within three minutes, I will go with you."
"Three minutes?"
Su Haoran smiled and said, "Brother Song, you are too arrogant to yourself and are not afraid of hurting your self-esteem. If I do my best, you can't even get through three moves in front of me. You really should enter the army and exercise well."
Ha ha!
Li Song laughed and said, "You haven't heard of it. Shouldn't you be impressed with your attention for three days? Tell you that my Panwu Yin and Yang Technique has improved again, and I have practiced the 17th level of Yang Fighting Technique to level three."
"What then?" Su Haoran asked with a smile.
"Then, my hidden dragon body had a strange change. Hehe, now I am more powerful than you think."
Speaking of his physique, Li Song picked up a piece of bone-decapsulated chicken claws and stuffed them into his mouth, deliberately showing off: "I don't hide my armpits from you anymore. I told you to beat me in three minutes. In fact, I don't want to hurt your self-esteem, making you feel that you are better than me."
"So, do you think your current strength can beat me?" Su Haoran asked in a playful tone.
"Well, you can think so." Li Song seemed extremely confident when he said this.
"Why do you want to make a bet?" Su Haoran said in a provocative tone: "If you can beat me, I will not mention letting you enter the army again. If you lose..."
"If I lose, I will join the army with you, and all my business will be left to your sister-in-law to take care of." Li Song rushed to say.
“It’s more than that.”
Su Haoran waved his hand and said, "If you lose, not only will you join the army, but you must respect me as the boss in the Tiger God Special Forces."
Li Song was a little anxious now and pointed at Su Haoran and cursed: "Your uncle, I am your brother. Do you want me to call you the boss?"
"Only in the army, outside, you are still my brother Song."
"That's not OK, I'm your brother."
"Haha, you still don't dare. In fact, you also understand in your heart that I am too strong. No matter how much you make, you can't be better than me."
"Bad, I've bet with you."
Li Song was hit by Su Haoran's aggressive method and stood up and said, "But you have to add a bet. If you lose, you will respect me as your biological brother in the future and obey my orders unconditionally, regardless of right or wrong."
"Haha! OK, OK." Su Haoran laughed in anger, "Go and find a place where no one is there, and fight."
"No need to look for it, go to the rooftop." Li Song pointed to his head.
So the two stood up at the same time.
When he went out, Jiang Xue wanted to follow her, but she was stopped by Su Haoran.
Jiang Xue is also a smart person. She knew that Su Haoran didn't want her to see her man appear to be a fool, so she silently closed the door.
Bang!
Three minutes later, a horrifying sound like thunder came from the rooftop.
"It's really a matter of being a soldier who has been separated for three days. It turns out that Brother Song has opened fifteen secret human bodies. This strength is qualified to participate in the ranking of the sky list in March." Su Haoran closed his fist and said with a smile.
On the other hand, Li Song covered his wrist and retreated four or five steps away, his face changing with a blue and white background.
After a while of slowing down, Li Song shook his hands and said, "Your progress is indeed fast enough, but today you, Brother Song, I will make a bold statement. From today on, Brother Song's absolute combat power will be that you will never be able to cross the heavenly tide."
"Brother Song is mighty! Then let me see it!" Su Haoran smiled and gave a thumbs up.
Immediately, Li Song's breath rose step by step, and strange energy was flowing on him.
There was a golden light in Su Haoran's eyes. Through the heavenly eye, he actually saw that there were armor made of five-angle scales on Li Song's body.
"Divine powers, Dragon King armor!"
A trace of absolute confidence flashed through Li Song's eyes, and he walked towards Su Haoran, saying domineeringly: "Brother Song makes another bold statement. When I use this move, you can't even stand three moves in front of Brother Song."
"Then I'll give it a try!"
Su Haoran rushed forward and punched him out.
Bang!
The terrifying energy exploded, and the two fists collided, forming a terrifying wave of air spreading around, blowing the dust on the rooftop completely.
Immediately afterwards, Su Haoran was shocked and took three steps back.
Su Haoran, who opened twenty-one secret human body treasures and possessed the overlord body of the human emperor, was actually shocked.
On the other hand, Li Song maintained his punching posture and smiled slightly, "Haoran, I'm fighting with you. Brother Song feels so relaxed for the first time. Brother Song wants to make another bold statement. I only use 70% of my strength. If I use all my strength, you have to kneel down with one move."
"Please use your full strength this time." Su Haoran's mouth raised an evil arc and slashed forward with a fist. "The dragon-subduing whip force."
The second style of the eight styles of Wangquan is added twice with geometric multiples to fight force, and one punch is blown out, and the energy alone forms a sonic burst sound.
Bang!
When the two fists collided again, Li Song was shocked and his whole body trembled, he suddenly stepped back and said in shock: "How is this possible?"
Chapter completed!