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Chapter 306: Inviting Disasters

Jiahao was competing with Biaozi. At this time, the elephant came with a bucket of water. The water splashed everywhere in the bucket. The elephant came to Jiahao's side, and the bucket with a long nose was placed beside Jiahao. The water splashed with water was covered with Jiahao's whole body. Jiahao let out a "ah", but he still liked to touch the elephant's long nose.

The elephant rolled up Jiahao with his long nose and swayed left and right in the air. Jiahao had not been "played with" like the elephant for several days. He giggled, which was very fun.

When the children saw Jiahao being rolled up by an elephant, they clapped their hands and shouted: "Uncle Jiahao, is it fun? Is it fun?"

Professor Chen looked at the elephant and rolled up Jiahao and said with a smile: "Jiahao is the happiest. He raised so many animals, all of which are so powerful."

"Okay, let me down." Jiahao said as he patted the elephant's long nose.

As soon as Jiahao finished speaking, he saw an elephant slapped his ears and gently put Jiahao on the ground.

At this time, Biaozi walked to Jiahao's side, kicked the elephant's foot and said, "I'll waste my time, and I'll have to eat roasted wild boars."

After Biaozi said that, he turned around and prepared to go to the fire rack to roast wild boar.

When he turned around, the elephant raised its long nose and rolled up the briaozi with force. The elephant swayed left and right in the air.

"Damn elephant, let me down, let me down quickly." Biaozi shouted angrily.

"Haha, who told you to bully others, you deserve it." Jiahao said with a smile.

"Haha, haha." Everyone present laughed.

Jiahao was just now rolled up by an elephant, and the elephant swinged not very large, but Biaozi was different. The elephant was rolled up from behind him, so it was invisible. It was not very comfortable, and the elephant swinged not very large.

Biaozi still shouted: "Damn elephant, please put me down quickly. If you don't let me down again, be careful that I will kill you and roast you today and eat it."

Biaozi's voice was very loud. Although the elephant was not a human, I felt that I couldn't understand what Biaozi was saying, but the elephant from Jiahao seemed to be able to understand it.

It was rolling with a swaying left and right in the air, swaying up and down, without any rules at all. It seemed like it was shaking its head crazy.

"Haha, I can't understand my elephant with you, right? If you say this again, it will make you more comfortable." Jiahao laughed.

"Zheng Jiahao, please let it go down quickly, I'm scared." Biaozi shouted at Jiahao.

"You know you're scared. What did you do before? Who told you to bully it?" Jiahao said with a big laugh again.

"Die elephant, smelly elephant. Put me down quickly." Biaozi still shouted.

At this time, the elephant shook even more and its speed increased a lot.

"Ahhhhh...Help...Help..." Biaozi shouted, his voice could be described as a pig-killing.

"Okay, kid, hurry up and let your elephant come down, don't tease him anymore." Grandpa felt distressed when he looked at Biaozi crying and howling.

"Okay. For the sake of my grandfather's plea for you, I'll help you plea. I don't know whether it's okay." Jiahao said to Biaozi, who was still crying and howling.

"Okay, Jiahao, don't mess with Biaozi anymore. He is very brave." Wanjuan also helped Biaozi plead with her.

Jiahao walked to the elephant, patted the elephant's big ears, then lifted the elephant's ears, and said to the elephant's ears, "Okay, put him down, he doesn't dare to do it now."

Everyone was watching Jiahao's actions. This elephant was not a human, so how could she understand Jiahao's words?

"Hurry up and put me down, hurry up and put me down." Biaozi shouted, enlarging decibels.

At this time, the elephant suddenly put Biaozi down from the sky. Many people were frightened to scream when they saw the elephant's actions: "Ah..."

This is not a joke. Everyone knows the strength of the elephant. If you throw it away with force, this Biaozi will not be injured.

Just when everyone was scared, the elephant stopped when it was nearly one and a half meters away from the ground, and did not shake its head like before.

"Hurry up and let me go." Biaozi's voice was almost hoarse, but the elephant just didn't let him go.

"Okay, elephant, put him down." Jiahao said, patting the elephant's big ears again.

At this time, the elephant suddenly stretched out her nose and saw Biaozi falling to the ground like a ball.

"Ah!" Biaozi shouted.

His butt fell to the ground. Biaozi, who was sitting on the ground, touched his butt and said, "My butt, my butt, this damn elephant, I will eat it sooner or later."

The elephant threw Biaozi to the ground, and he shook his body and left, slapped his big ears while walking, and his long nose floated up and down in the air.

"You kid is so fucked. Who told you to mess with it?" Jiahao said, holding Biaozi.

"Haha, my butt broke." The children clapped their hands and shouted.

"Go to you, let me go away with the gloating things." Biaozi said, glaring at the children.

"Haha, it's so fun, it's so fun, Uncle Biaozi's butt has become four and a half, haha." The children laughed around Biao.

Jiahao helped Biaozi up. Biaozi touched his butt with his right hand, stared at the children with only a slit left and said, "You still shout, come and help me quickly."

I saw that the children were still the same as before. Not only did no one come to help Biaozi, but they laughed louder.

"Who will help me? I will give you money to whomever comes." Biaozi said with a smile. He knew that this child was like that, and it was very easy to coax. As long as you give money, it would be fine. Besides, these children were so naive.

"I'll help you."

"I'll do it, I'll do it."

"I'll come, I'll come too."

The children seemed to see treasures, and they seemed to be a big fat piece of meat. Every child wanted to take a bite. The children desperately wanted to support Biaozi.

Jiahao watched the children squeeze in like a flock, and he saw the posture cracking. The children squeezed in as if they had snatched some treasure.

Some were holding Biaozi's arms, some were pulling clothes, and some were holding pants. Anyway, there were all kinds of things, but none of them were really holding them.

"What did you do just now? I asked you to help me if I had no money just now. You just didn't help me, so why did you help me now?" Biaozi said to the children.

"Hehe, Uncle Biaozi, I'll help you." Damao said with a smile.

Just now, of course no one helped me. Now it’s different. Now I have money. If I don’t make money, I’m a fool. Who can’t get along with money? Everyone knows that money can buy candy.

"You little money fans." Biaozi said, pointing at the children.

"thump!"

Only a tragic sound was heard, and Biaozi fell heavily to the ground, and many children fell down. But the children did not hurt at all because Biaozi, a meat cushion, was placing underneath.

"Ah! It hurts so much. You guys go away, hurry up and crush me to death." Biaozi was pressed to the bottom. He shouted.

It was really unlucky today. I originally wanted to roast the wild boar as soon as possible. He wanted to eat wild boar meat. But at the beginning, the elephants were making trouble, and now it was these naughty kids making trouble. When can I eat roasted wild boars?

"Uncle Biaozi, why can't you stand?" said Shuishu from the village.

Damao was not as lucky as the other children. Although he also fell on Biaozi, one of his legs was pressed by Biaozi.

"Ah! Uncle Biaozi. You are pressing your legs. Take them away quickly, you are so heavy." Da Mao shouted.

Fortunately, I was under the pressure of Big Hair. If it were someone else, it would be a terrible one. Big Hair has a relatively powerful body after all.

"Have you guys above me. You are still lying there on purpose, right? You don't plan to get up, right?" Biaozi said angrily.

I was really unlucky today, and I don’t know what luck I was going to leave. Now I am actually being suppressed by a group of children.

My butt, which was slightly better just now, has fallen to the ground again, and this time there are so many children pressing on me.

"Get up quickly, I can't stand it anymore." Biaozi said again.

"Get up soon, get up, Uncle Biaozi still has meat on his body." I don't know which child said this.

Everyone got up, and the last thing left was Biaozi. He said angrily: "You kids, I'm not asking you to suppress me."

"Haha, pull Uncle Biaozi up quickly." Damao, who had stood up, said.

Damao finished speaking, but the children helped Biaozi up again.

"Uncle Biaozi, you are so dirty." Jiahui said to Biaozi.

"Why are you still standing there when I'm dirty? Flip it off quickly." Biaozi looked at Jiahui and said that he didn't know how to help.

"Okay, I'll help you dust it, but you'll have to pay me a drink tonight." Jiahui said with a smile.

"You girl, you actually ask me for conditions." Biaozi said, pointing to Jiahui's little head.

"Okay, buy it for you, hurry up." Biaozi said impatiently.

"What are you still standing there? Let's dust it together, and there will be drinks to drink at night." Jiahui greeted everyone happily.

"Okay, okay, there's a drink to drink tonight." The children shouted again.

This time, the children beat Biaozi around, regardless of whether there was any dust on his body, and they hit him directly.

"Oh, ah, it hurts, you guys slow down, slow down." Biaozi said, touching his butt that had just been thrown twice.

"Let's be gentle, be gentle." The children said.

Children in rural areas are cute. As long as there is something delicious, they will work hard and be "satisfied".

"Okay, okay, don't brush it, don't brush it." Biaozi asked everyone to stop and say.

"Go there quickly. Uncle Jiahao seems to have roasted the wild boar, it smells so good." Li Xing saw that Jiahao had already put the wild boar on the grill rack and roasted it.

"Let's go there and eat wild boar meat." The children rushed to Jiahao's side again.

"You kids, go wherever you have food. No, I want to eat too. You guys wait for me." Biaozi limped towards Jiahao while touching his butt.

Grandpa and other adults laughed when they saw Biaozi's anxiousness. Biaozi was really weird, and they were fighting for food with the children. (To be continued, please search for Piaotianwen, the novel is better and faster!
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