But the sloppy old man was reluctant on the spot: "Empress, why are you doing so anxious? I'll push the time back and wait until I change my clothes!"

The emcee was stunned and thought to himself, "Damn, I hosted so many long weddings, and I have never heard of postponing the wedding in order to wait for a best man! Where did this Damn come from?

Shi Zhenxiang grabbed the sloppy old man and said, "Don't be too lazy, hurry up and change your clothes. The wedding will be held at 10:08. This is the time I specially chose. I also specially invited the master to see it. It cannot be delayed at all!"

Shi Zhenxiang did not compromise on the time and day of the wedding.

"Aunt Shi, can't you ask the master to look at the next time?" The sloppy old man discussed: "In the future, I will call my eldest uncle and I will bring you a few more trucks of coal to burn!"

"What do I want your media to do? Who is still burning coal now? I have used liquefied gas stoves for a long time!" Shi Zhenxiang said.

"That won't work. The emcee said it's too late now. Otherwise, I'll take off my brother Zhuang Qiang's clothes and go on stage!"

The sloppy old man swept away Zhuang Qiang's younger brother, rushed up quickly, and grabbed the dress directly.

Brother Zhuang Qiang was speechless. So many people were watching him, and he took off his clothes. What did he wear!

But this sloppy old man was tearing it up without saying anything, but he was in a hurry. With a tug, the shirt inside suddenly broke a hole. If even the coat was torn, no one would have to be the best man!

The people present couldn't help but sweat. Is this person stupid? He came here to show off his IQ lower limit?

In fact, this person has had some problems since childhood. Otherwise, his family would not be as rich as that, even if he was in his thirties, he would not be able to find a wife even if he was in his thirties. He would have been happy to be the best man for others.

"I said, with your IQ, I think you should not be your best man!" Lynch walked forward and grabbed the sloppy old man's shoulder.

"Who are you, let me go, believe me or not, I will kill you with coal?" the sloppy and mentally retarded man shouted.

"I believe it, but ask, is it still time now? It's 10:06!" Lynch said.

The emcee hurriedly said, "Yes, it's really too late. Why don't you go somewhere else to be your best man!"

"No, I just want to be a man this time!" shouted the sloppy and mentally retarded man.

"Forget it, just go up like this, emcee, start the wedding immediately!" Shi Zhenxiang said.

"This, this is not suitable!" The emcee's face was stiff. The man was sloppy and his mind seemed to be normal. Wasn't he intentionally messing around?

And this is not a house-playing family. In life, you still have to leave some beautiful memories, right?

"What's wrong?" said the sloppy old man angrily.

Lynch walked up, pressed his abdomen a few times, and said, "You have been eating a stomachache in the past few days. I guess you will fart later, so it's better to stay away from it and not pollute the air!"

"You're just polluting the air. I eat green and non-polluting vegetables every day, put them on your..."

This word "baby" hasn't been said yet.

The sloppy and mentally retarded man felt that the anus was loose and suddenly released an unknown gas, with a long sound, like a trombone blowing.

The people present immediately covered their mouths and noses, revealing contempt.

Even he himself was stunned. What happened?

"Didn't I remind you? Go away quickly, otherwise everyone will drive you out later!" Lynch said.

"No, you just pressed my stomach a few times, and I remembered that it was you..."

Before he finished speaking, the sloppy and mentally retarded man's anus completely collapsed, and a series of farts popped out directly, and the sound was very long, just like a Japanese plane entering the village throwing bombs, chirping... bang... chirping... bang... bang... bang... bang... bang... bang... bang... bang... bang... bang... bang... bang... bang... bang... bang... bang... bang... bang... bang... bang... bang...

Shi Zhenxiang couldn't help it anymore and shouted: "Come here quickly and pull this out, otherwise the wedding wouldn't have started!"

"Aunt Shi, I'll come after I'm done. Wait for me... Um... Why do you take the lead in the hood..." When the sloppy man was dragged away, he was framed on his head with a black plastic bag.

"Haha, I deserve it!" Everyone couldn't help laughing.

"I'm still waiting for your sister. Having someone like you as a best man is simply a lower level!" The emcee couldn't help but muttered in a low voice, and quickly called on the stage and said, "Zhuang Qiang, and your best man, hurry up and go up, it's time!"

"Brother, hurry up and go up." Zhuang Qiang immediately greeted.

"Okay, I can't tell you if I get the shirt." Zhuang Qiang's younger brother stuffed the torn shirt inside and hid it tightly, but he really couldn't tell anything unusual.

"Hey, who made you the best man..." Shi Zhenxiang shouted, but when she saw the two of them jumping onto the stage in an instant, she could only feel itchy.

The wedding finally officially began.

Lynch walked into the audience.

At this moment, amid the applause of everyone, Zhuang Qiang and his wife took the stage together, and the best man and bridesmaid followed him, playing the wedding march, and accompanying the couple to the middle of the happy stage together.

Next, under the speech of the emcee, the two made promises to each other for the rest of their lives, then exchanged rings, and kissed each other amid the cheers of everyone.

Finally, amid the sound of blessings, the wedding ended successfully.

Lynch was really happy for Zhuang Qiang, and his mood was a little complicated. He felt like a pig finally urging the cabbage from the next door.

After the wedding, guests were asked to attend the banquet and everyone had dinner together.

However, the wedding banquet was also divided into levels. When Shi Zhenxiang was in office in the Taxation Bureau, she still had many connections. The dignitaries were naturally arranged to be an exclusive VIP seat, while some ordinary people could only serve as ordinary seats. For example, Lynch, who was despised by Shi Zhenxiang, was called to a seat in the most corner.

Lynch didn't pay much attention to it. After all, he came to attend the wedding and was not specifically about pomp.

And after the banquet, he was about to rush back to Jinhai City.

Of course, toasts are indispensable during the meal.

After Zhuang Qiang's father-in-law toasted, he finally came to Lynch's table, but he seemed very unfamiliar with Lynch's face and could not name his name.

"This is..." Zhuang Qiang's father-in-law politely wanted to ask for his name.

But at this moment, Shi Zhenxiang snorted coldly: "It's a local bun schoolmate of Zhuang Qiang. Don't pay attention to him. Go elsewhere quickly. Don't waste time. When he finishes eating and drinking, he will naturally leave!"

There were many guests present at this table, and I couldn't help but feel a little annoyed when I heard this. Even if you don't like others, there is no need to be so sarcastic, right? Why do you mean you are a guest when you come.

Lynch couldn't help but feel a little annoyed. He came to criticize him repeatedly, thinking that he was like Zhuang Qiang and wanted to accept your mother-in-law?
Chapter completed!