Chapter 0925 bottle baby(1/2)
"You're back!"
Yang Mu ran over excitedly and picked up Lil directly.
"ah!"
Lil was frightened by Yang Mu's enthusiasm.
"Let me down, let go!"
"Hehe, excited."
"Do you miss me or what I bring you?"
"Wife, of course I miss you!"
"Stop making trouble, I don't know how much time I can stay. Let's do the main business first."
"You are my business."
"Okay, OK, let me down quickly and listen to me."
The woods on the top of the mountain are quite quiet, but the mountain is probably only 100 meters away, and there are a large area of moving people at the foot of the mountain.
Yang Mu didn't follow him. Anyway, they walked very slowly, so it would take a while to chase him.
Lil personally equipped Yang Mu with the things she brought one by one.
"This is a huge storage space ring. I didn't say hello to them when I went back. I emptied 90% of the grain stored in the granary."
"Wife, I want to cry. Tell me, why are you so kind to me when we met by chance? Before our doomsday, women who wanted houses, cars and money, men also wanted to be good-looking, and they wanted to live well after marriage. You said you don't want anything and keep giving me things. Aren't I just a slutty little face?"
"Hmph, you were my son-in-law."
Well, I can't escape this joke.
"The food inside is enough for 10 million people to eat for a year, so I can still take out this kind of reserve."
"So much? Will others cause trouble for you after they go back?"
"Do you think I'm stupid? I'm stealing! They don't know that I've come here in time, they're just afraid, and I don't know why so much food is gone. Hehe, they're afraid that it's good for me. Only then will they remember who is protecting him, so that a group of old scholars will not keep following the rules and always cause trouble for me."
"Wife, you are so smart!"
Yang Mu absolutely couldn't imagine how mean he looked at this time. He was so mean from the heart to the outside. Who made this wife really powerful?
"Okay, don't lose it with your hands. Also, take this one, eight magical stones, you will eat this magic pill, and then you can control these magical stones. Although you won't make you a magician like me, you can use all the magical items I give you!"
"Yeah, thank you, my wife!"
Lil is really a reliable person. He is not as ambiguous as Yang Mu. He just explained to him seriously how to open the sealing magic array and what to do, and then used magic to tie Yang Mu to the sealing magic array so that Yang Mu could use it.
Then there is the teaching of demon mind.
In fact, it is very simple. As long as there are magic elements in the body, you can use the mantra to drive the magic elements to operate in the body when meditating. Why can the mantra drive magic elements? Yang Mu asked this question.
"Why can you be there below?"
"ah?"
Faced with Lil's extreme example, Yang Mu was a little confused and thought for a while before he said:
"This is how humans are constructed."
"Then why didn't it come out of the mouth?"
"Wife, stop talking, I feel the picture, it's really disgusting."
"You can't say it, right? Because humans are like this. For us magicians, some spells can control magic elements, and different spells can achieve different effects, that's it."
"Okay, I understand."
After Lil taught the magic heart technique, she came to explain to Yang Mu the Bone Pill and other things, and then took out three pieces of fire and a strong wind to break the body and put it on Yang Mu's hand.
"This is really amazing. You can use it when you save your life. After all, as you said, your world is really dangerous."
"Well, don't worry, my wife, I will definitely protect myself and then go over and help you kill all the people who bullied you."
Men know how to draw pie for women.
Sometimes women even know that what men say is unrealistic, but they will be overjoyed.
Lil is also a girl, and her human world is actually somewhat similar to those here.
The contact between different time and space is wonderful, so Yang Mu is sticky to her, which makes her very happy. The only bad thing is that Yang Mu's appearance has changed at this time.
"Honey, I've given you everything I should give you. Now it's your turn."
"What's my turn?"
"Give me a child!"
"Ah, my wife, I want to give it to you, but since I became like this, it seems that it will be difficult for me to give it to your child."
Yang Mu was entangled and wanted to cry without tears.
He failed with both women. The girl on the island and Li Dahua were not easy to say to Lil.
"What are you thinking? People don't know that you are in an abnormal situation now. My husband I recognize is the one you before, and you are not the one you before. If you want to have a wedding room with me, then I will sleep with another man. Are you willing?"
"ah?"
Yang Mu was speechless and was rectified by Lil's theory.
Lil's face turned slightly red and she lowered her head and said:
"I don't know why, but I suddenly understood the language here. You have a word called IVF. In fact, we also have similar technologies. Therefore, what you have to do is just give me your genes and I will naturally get pregnant if I take them back."
Yang Mu is completely stupid.
I was stunned for a long time before I said:
"Didn't you say last time that you will definitely get pregnant after we want that?"
"I didn't think it thoroughly last time. When I went back, I took a break from my busy schedule and thought I still couldn't give it to you, so I gave it to this bottle, which is super fresh. Just put it in it and then cover it. I'll take it back and there will be a way to get pregnant."
"I won't do it!"
Yang Mu was angry, how could he do this and make his offspring become bottle babies?
"Husband, you can ignore it, but what are you going to do now? If I go back, we will never meet again. Do you want this?"
Yang Mu looked at Lil with a sad face and was speechless.
"Oh well."
"Do you want a son or a daughter?"
“Can this decide?”
"Well, of course, you can choose."
“Can I choose random?”
Yang Mu spoke with a bitter face.
Setting up children is somewhat false in Yang Mu's thinking concept.
Originally, I was going to get a bottle of babies. If you were setting up a man and a woman, wouldn’t it be too deliberate?
Lil obviously cannot understand Yang Mu's thinking concepts. After all, she is a person from two worlds, but she is willing to respect the choice of the child's father.
"Okay, I won't interfere with men and women, so that it can grow up and give birth naturally, okay?"
"All right."
"You name our child, what's the name?"
"If it's a woman, she's called Yang Lisi. If it's a son, she's called Yang Erkang!"
Yang Mu is not considered a random way to take a chance.
Li Dahua's seven children all have the word "Hua", which is named as one of the characters "Li Dahua's names.
Then the child Lil gave birth to should naturally be named in her name. Boys want it, girls want it, boys don’t need to think so much, just be healthy, but girls need to be smart and smart, so they need to think more to avoid being deceived when they grow up.
Erkang and Lis came from this.
Yang Mu explained the meaning of the name to Lil, and Lil was very happy.
"Okay! Then call this name and give you a bottle."
Yang Mu took the bottle and looked at it, looking aggrieved.
There are strange things every year, and there are so many today. He actually wants to face a bottle?
More than ten minutes later, Yang Mu made a reasonable request.
"Can you come and help?"
"What are you doing?"
"Come here."
"oh."
To be continued...