Chapter 9 Conspiracy to get drunk
"Haha, that's natural. If the wine in Xiaoke's hand is not as good as the teacher's taste, he will naturally be shameless to be entertained by the teacher." Liu He explained to Zhou Cang and Liao Hua, asked them to wait outside, and then pushed the door and entered the thatched hut.
In fact, the simplicity of thatched hut is not much warmer than outside. Although there is a small stove, Guo Jia is thin and unable to withstand the severe cold at all. However, he still showed satisfaction on the surface and did not take the wind and cold seriously at all.
"Oh, I don't know why this guy was frozen to death in this broken thatched hut." Liu He sighed secretly, then bowed and said, "Sir, I am very impressed by the cold weather, and I can still enjoy the joy of Kong Yan."
"Haha, don't say so much nonsense. Take out your wine first and let it taste it below to see how your wine is? You're so confident that you just said, don't blow the cowhide."
Guo Jia smiled and said to Liu He with drunken eyes.
At this time, Liu He also remembered the voice of Sister Zhiling in his mind at the right time: "Guo Jia, a strategist, has 15 military strength, 96 intelligence, 84 internal affairs, 78 charm, a quasi-first-class strategist, can be enthroned as Tiangang Star, can it be enthroned?"
"Hehe, Guo Jia has not yet returned home. I'm not going to be a sacrificial title. If he doesn't miss me and finally follows Cao Cao, wouldn't I have trained an invincible strategist for myself? If this guy's ability is enthroned, wouldn't it be as good as several pig brothers? By the way, why is Guo Jia's intelligence so low? His voice is so high and his reputation is so high, it should be at least 98, right?" Liu He suddenly remembered Guo Jia's data and asked.
Of course, because Guo Jia is not far from him, Liu He just whispered that no one would hear it.
"Haha, my dear master, this is naturally because Guo Jia's attributes have not reached its peak. Since the master will not be enthroned for now, then the service will be over. If the master has something to do, it will be turned on again."
After saying that, the system stopped talking.
Liu He ignored the system and quickly squeezed out a smile, walked into the thatched hut, put the Wuliangye in his hand on Guo Jia's couch, and was about to pat the Kaifeng mud, but saw Guo Jia step forward and grab the wine jar, gently pat the seal mud, then approached the jar, smelled it gently, and then snorted: "The wine smell is good, but I don't know what will happen if I taste it."
After that, Guo Jia slowly finished the remaining turbid wine in his bowl, and poured Liu He's Wuliangye gently half a bowl, but he didn't rush to drink it. He smelled it for a while, and finally couldn't resist the temptation of the aroma of the wine, picked up the bowl and drank it all.
"Cough cough..." Guo Jia didn't expect that the wine smelled so fragrant, but it tasted so strong. He suddenly felt like there was a fire in his throat. His stomach couldn't bear it at all, and he vomited most of the wine he had drunk.
"Sir, slow down, this wine is a bit strong." Liu He saw Guo Jia's embarrassing appearance, and a hint of a cramped smile appeared on his face and said softly to Guo Jia.
"Hmph, didn't you say it earlier? I've ruined so much wine. Humph, you, you have to compensate me, pour the wine over quickly." Guo Jia didn't think of making a fool of himself, but just looked at the fine wine that he had spitted out with a bitter face, and then ordered Liu He to pour the wine over again.
"Sir, how about this wine? If you can't satisfy your husband, Xiaoke dares not show off here. You should take the wine back and give it to your brothers." Liu He touched his nose and said with a wry smile.
"Uh, I have to say, this wine is really good." Guo Jia originally thought of drinking half of the jar of wine in one breath, and then said against his conscience that the wine was not good, just beat the person on the other side to leave, but he didn't expect that he had miscalculated and vomited the wine in vain. In fact, even if he didn't spit it out, seeing such a good wine, his soul was hooked. If he didn't drink this jar of wine, how could he let someone go?
It is precisely because of this that Guo Jia could only helplessly admit that this wine is indeed a good wine, not only delicious, but also strong enough. Just after taking that sip, he felt hot all over and the previous chill was completely driven away.
"Since that's the case, sir, are willing to entertain Xiaoke." Liu He naturally beat the snake and followed the stick and continued to ask Guo Jia.
"Haha, there is no need to say that? You are a distinguished guest, so you should sweep the bed to welcome him." Guo Jia was impatient now and said something to do his best to entertain Liu He, and then urged Liu He to continue pouring wine.
Liu He knew that he should stop when he was ready and could not threaten the other party anymore. He immediately poured a large bowl of wine in his hand, and then said, "Sir, strong wine is harmful to your health. As for this wine, it is better to drink less."
"Hey, you kid, although you have good wine, but have poor knowledge. How can you say 'drink' like this? You should say 'taste'. The word 'drink' will expose your rudeness and shallowness."
Guo Jia seemed to have forgotten that he had been even more rude just now. He held up a big bowl and tasted the wine in the bowl bit by bit. In the end, he finally forgot what he said just now, and picked up a big bowl of whale and swallowed the sea and sucked it.
A large bowl of wine, more than half a pound, was actually drunk by Guo Jia. However, Guo Jia was still unsatisfied and burped, and then said, "Is there any? This is really not satisfying enough."
"Yes, sir, wait a moment, I'll order people to fight this wine." Liu He admired Guo Jia's good alcohol tolerance, at least much better than Chen Lan who was poured by him before. While hurriedly walked out of the thatched hut, he saw Zhou Cang and Liao Hua chatting, and they didn't look cold, he ignored them. He came to a corner and secretly exchanged two bottles of Wuliangye to the system. Then he came to Guo Jia's room excitedly and said to Guo Jia: "Sir, please see, the good wine is here."
"Okay, come on, this gentleman, I'm sorry, let's drink together this time and we'll be drunk together."
Guo Jia stood up staggeringly, searched for a while, and finally found another broken bowl. Then he carefully poured a bowl of wine for Liu He and said with his tongue: "Sir, look at the character of wine from wine. Come on, let's do this bowl of wine together!"
Liu He was also very proud at this time and said with a sigh: "Okay, let's do it." So he touched the bowl with Guo Jia and drank the bowl of wine in one go.
In fact, Liu He often drank this wine in his previous life, and he drank two or three pounds at one time, so he didn't care about a small bowl of wine at all. However, he miscalculated a little. After his reincarnation, his body could not bear so much wine at all. As soon as he drank a bowl of wine, he had completely lost consciousness and fell asleep on Guo Jia's couch.
"Haha, I'm pouring it down now? You're so bad." Looking at the drunk Liu He, Guo Jia laughed unrestrainedly, and then he fell to the couch suddenly and fell to the deep sleep.
At this time, the night was getting darker and the snowflakes finally fell. Zhou Cang and Liao Hua felt cold outside, and could not hear any sounds inside the house. They hurried in their confusion, but they were already drunk and couldn't help laughing.
At this time, they smelled the fragrance of the remaining wine in the bowl, and were immediately aroused by greed. The two looked at each other for a while, and finally couldn't help but open the remaining bottle of wine. Then the two of them generously divided the jar of wine...
Chapter completed!