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263 Who urinated on me

Tiezhu stood at the entrance of the forest and met with the others. When he learned that everyone had bought what Princess of the Sea had told him, he was happy and said nothing. He pointed the number of people, and there were not a single deserter. Tiezhu was very pleased.
I thought there might be one or two people leaving the team without permission and have made the worst plans. Who would have thought that when we come back, everyone would be so neat, which is a great encouragement for Tiezhu.
"Since everyone is back, it proves that we don't want to be mediocre in our lives. Soldiers who don't want to be generals are not good soldiers. Therefore, we must all unite and send back all the materials needed by Princess. Even if we have completed the task, from now on, you have to follow me and no one can drop the team. In case, we will report from time to time."
"Yes, captain."
Having gained the recognition of everyone, Tiezhu felt a sense of pride naturally, waved his arms and signaled them to calm down.
"You follow each other closely, you must not fall behind. Now I will ignite the incense of road."
Tiezhu had never seen the ability of the fifth thought, so he naturally didn't know what effect the ignition of the road leads to light it. Until the moment the fragrance was lit, green smoke floated towards a certain place. Tiezhu walked in the direction where the smoke passed, and also told the people behind him to follow him closely, bring what they needed, and be sure to rush back before noon.
But the more they walked deeper into the forest, the more they found that the fog was filled with, and the visibility was less than two meters away. At first, they could still move forward with the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the incense of the atcense of the incense of the incense of the atcense of the incense of the incense of the atcense of the incense of the atcense of the incense of the atcense of the incense of the atcense of the atcense of the incense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the incense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the atcense of the
Not long after walking, they gradually lost their direction and could not find the direction at all. They also had to take into account the deep and shallowness of their feet, the sharp dead branches around them, and the uneven road surface made them unable to walk fast. They wanted to let the horses go again and let them find the way back.
It is hard to imagine that more than a dozen horses will make heart-wrenching neighs when they walk to a certain place, and they will almost be unable to control the irritability and stalk their hoofs.
Tiezhu held the reins with one hand and the incense of the way in the other hand. The blue smoke floated into the air and merged with the cold mist. They could not do anything except worry.
More than a dozen of them could only pull the reins and retreat. The horse seemed to be comforted and returned to normal.
Tiezhu didn't believe that they were blocked outside the door, and directed everyone to move towards the depths of the forest. The horse went crazy again, and began to splash his hooves, tilting his head and making a neighing sound, as if he was resisting. Even the people riding the horse felt a little panic. They couldn't say what was going on.
The man could not control the reins in his hand, and before he could sit firmly, he almost fell to the ground. If Tiezhu had not picked him up with quick eyes and hands, he might have become a dead soul under the horse's hooves.
Because he saved someone, the incense in his hand suddenly broke.
Everyone was shocked. The soul-singing fragrance broke into two halves. The iron pillar could hear the sound of death for a moment. This was the soul-singing fragrance that could bring them back.
Someone urged, "Come on, then ignite."
Iron Zhu tried it countless times, but he could not ignite the incense of the road. At first, he thought there was wind around, and more than a dozen people surrounded him, and the water was blocked and he could not even penetrate the wind, but he could not ignite the incense of the road.
Everyone couldn't help but feel anxious, "What should I do?"
"Are we unable to go back?"
Some people couldn't help but feel discouraged. They had so many obstacles before they could go back. If they really met Yin soldiers, they would probably be instantly ruined by the other party with their ability in these people.
Seeing that everyone was depressed, Tiezhu immediately cheered up and said, "Don't be discouraged. Think of other ways, we will definitely be able to find those people."
"Forget it, it's better for us not to go back. Anyway, we're all out now, maybe we can escape?"
People’s negative emotions are very contagious. As long as one person has such an idea, others will be infected unnaturally and even agree with the other person’s words.
"Yes, we all escaped, why do we still have to go back and die?"
Tiezhu was anxious, "But we can't be deserters for life. The country is in trouble, but we escaped. Do you think this is right?"
"It's not that we have escaped, it's that we can't go back now."
"No matter what, I hope you still remember what King Yi said at that time. If we were deserters, he would never let us go." It was not short to be with Qingfeng, so he naturally understood that King Yi was a person who did what he said.
"If you have the ability, you can come up with a solution and let us go back, otherwise it will be useless to say too much. Now that the fog is so big, it will be difficult for us to go out." The reality is in front of us, and they can only bow their heads.
"Maybe we are all going to die here." These words were like a huge stone that hit everyone's hearts, causing layers of ripples, and someone immediately cried.
The youngest boy was silently holding Yanli in his mouth, extremely regretful, "I haven't married a wife. Isn't it too wrong to die like this?"
Tiezhu was stunned, something flashed through his mind. After thinking for a long time, he realized that before leaving, the Princess of the Sea explained, and urged in surprise, "Hurry, let's pee quickly now."
After hearing Tiezhu's explanation, everyone suddenly realized that Princess Gui had said before that if she could not find the way back, she would urinate a boy.
Everyone stood in a row, unbuttoned their pants and started peeing. They were peeing happily, and they heard a shrill roar from the thick fog, "I'll go, who has urinated on me?"
Chapter completed!
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