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Dijun is not suitable for jokes

Now that she went back, she understood the man's mind more than anyone else, and she would definitely not admit it even if she died.
Therefore, the only way that the fifth thought could come up with is to go to the cottage to block people at night, and wait for the evidence and physical evidence to see how he dares to deny it.
But I never thought about whether my behavior of blocking people in the cottage was inappropriate.
I am afraid that in Di Jun's mind, everything the fifth thought is right.
It was late at night and the people were quiet. Di Jun's mansion was shining brightly by the night pearl. The fifth nun pretended to be too full and took a swaying walk to Di Jun's yard.
I happened to see Di Jun who had been running to the toilet three times. Even though he was very anxious to go to the cottage, the calm expression on his face still did not change at all.
But when he watched the fifth nian appear in his courtyard, he was stunned for a moment. "Why haven't you been asleep yet?"
"If you eat too much, you will come out to digest food and just walk to your yard. Are you also unable to sleep after eating too much?"
"...Hmm." It seems that I can't explain my going to the cottage.
Wu Nian narrowed his starry eyes, rubbed his round belly, and waved to Di Jun, "That's right, it's better to meet him by chance than to invite him. Let's take a walk together and eat!"
"..." He couldn't say anything if he wanted to go to the cottage at this time. He pursed his lips and stood with his hands behind his back, "Okay."
Wu Nian smiled with a hint of coldness in his smile, but Di Jun, who was protesting with his stomach, did not notice it.
lie!
snort!
Let you live and suffer.
The fifth thought pulled Di Jun around the garden with great interest, then admired the full moon and wrote three poems with the theme of the moon. Di Jun held his head and wrote two poems. The fifth thought turned his head and thought about it, and slowly recited the eternal masterpiece "The Bright Moonlight in front of the Bed".
He pretended to be ignorant and raised a very bright smile, "Is this poem good?"
Di Jun gritted his teeth and nodded, "It's great."
Taking advantage of the fifth recitation that he was not paying attention, he hurriedly wiped his forehead, covered with cold sweat.
Wu Nian had already seen the tip of her eyes, but Di Jun didn't say anything. She was so angry that she wanted to give up, but now she didn't want to.
He took his little cold hand and said, "Let's go, let's go and go stroll somewhere else."
"Still walking?"
"Why, don't you like to go shopping with me?"
Di Jun shook his head quickly, "Of course not, it's just that late now, can you stand it if you don't sleep?"
"I'm fine now and I can sleep back tomorrow, so you don't have to worry about me."
Di Jun took a deep breath, as if he had made a big decision, "Niannian, I, I have something to do, wait for me for a while." After that, he refused to give Di Nian the opportunity to refuse, and turned around and walked away with big strides.
I didn't care about the expression of the fifth thought, and left the corner of the garden to ensure that the fifth thought was invisible, and the figure flashed and disappeared completely.
The back that was leaving in a hurry was a little funny when I saw the Wu Nian's eyes.
And she did laugh so hard that her stomach hurts, "Di Jun, how can you be so cute?"
It's so fun, this man is so fun to even pretend to be garlic.
The moment Di Jun walked out of the thatched cottage, he still had the calm attitude, as if he was not entering the thatched cottage, but the study.
Fortunately, I preserved my face and even a little secret in front of the fifth thought.
However, looking at the graceful figure not far away, Di Jun's good mood no longer existed.
The calmness on his face was slowly disintegrating. This was the most biased corner of the entire mansion. The fifth thought would never come here after walking.
It is absolutely impossible for people to go to the toilet. Immortals with high levels generally do not excrete. Unless they are humans, there are still fairies and fairies who are not serious about practicing. Now they still rely on grains to fill their stomachs, so there will be toxins excreted from their bodies. Therefore, the huge Dijun mansion only has one thatched cottage.
For the convenience of the courtyard where the fifth nun lived, he had already set up a cottage, and she did not come to the cottage.
The only possibility is to come here to block him. Di Jun guessed the result and was heartbroken.
"Why don't you say you can't eat those things?" Wu Nianbi stood in front of her and did not look back.
Di Jun coughed lightly, "Are you sure you want to stand here and talk to me about this?"
Wu Nian pursed her lips, tightened her face, and said seriously, "Then let's change the place."
Di Jun waved his hand, and a white light flashed. Di Nian and Di Jun were already in other scenes. They were still the pavilion just now. When you looked up, you could see a crescent moon. In the quiet night, you could occasionally hear the sound of cicadas. The breeze blew by and raised the fifth nian's hair.
His hair was messy, and Di Jun reached out to try to avoid the broken hair in her ears.
Realizing his motive, the fifth thought quickly turned his head, "You haven't washed your hands yet, don't touch my hair."
Di Jun's expression was stiff, a little embarrassed, "I'm sorry."
"Apologize for what?"
"Apologize for hiding you."
"Well, you are quite good at speaking. You know you will get diarrhea after eating, so why do you still eat it?" The fifth thought usually shows anger on your face. There are rarely such quiet times. It is like a teacher asking a scholar. Although it is calm, it is full of majesty. Di Jun's heart suddenly lost his mind, and he dared not lie even more.
"You said it's not good to eat alone, so I want to be with you."
The fifth naan was stunned. She said casually at that time, and didn't know that he would have so many follow-up troubles when eating. Who would have thought that this silly man was really willing to eat with her?
"you……"
"What's wrong with me?"
Seeing Di Jun's ignorant expression, the fifth thought was neither angry nor happy. He pulled Di Jun's big hand in exchange for his retraction. "Why, are you still angry?"
"No, I didn't wash my hands." His voice was small and he blushed slightly.
Wu Nian burst into laughter, "I like it now, do you care?"
Di Jun frowned and was a little confused, "Then will I wash my hands again?" Although Niannian's hobbies are a bit special, he will try his best to satisfy them.
This person...
Wu Nian took a deep breath and summarized it. Di Jun was not suitable for jokes.
Chapter completed!
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