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Chapter 1. I'm not an extra!

"Young Master! Young Master!"

The sound was stuck to his ears, but it seemed to be blurry and long in the sky. The headache was as if it was about to crack, and his throat was even more intense. Mao Gou finally opened his eyelids that looked like a thousand pounds, and his vision blurred for a long time before he could see clearly.

An old man with wrinkles and sad faces like a loess high slope, staring at him with a long white beard, tremblingly, his face pressed against him less than half a meter, suddenly shivered, afraid that this old man would give him an artificial respiration, holding the quilt, Mao Gou, like a perverted girl, shivered to the other side of the bed.

"Who the hell are you?"

He was suddenly frightened. However, the old man turned around happily just like he didn't hear Mao Gou's swearing. He jumped back at a speed that was not consistent with his age, shouting like a lunatic.

"Madam, the young master is awake! The young master is awake!"

"Really? It's really a blessing from the Bodhisattva! Amitabha, it's great! It's great!"

Mao Gou was dizzy, and just opened the mouth of the bed, another beautiful woman from the age of thirty came over. The woman had a pretty face, a round oval face, a pair of eyebrows, a pair of bright big eyes, a fair nose and a bright red mouth, which looked very kind.

But what surprised Mao Gou was that she was wearing a Hanfu robe skirt that could only be seen in the TV series, and the green brocade showed off the flowers. At this time, when she looked closely, the old man was also wearing a green cloth headscarf like the ancients on his head, and was wearing much worse than the middle-aged beauty, but she also had a black wool robe, the Taoist costume in the TV series.

Mao Gou's head couldn't help but be confused. Yes, your crew was filming on the beach! I went swimming in the sea to relieve the heat. I don't know where an unethical thing appeared and threw a shiny thing into his forehead, choking, why did he even get forced into the crew and become a member of the crew when he opened his eyes!

Look at Tian'er, it was almost afternoon at this time. The shipyard was finally in trouble and finally got in a relationship. If he couldn't catch up with the work, the black-faced manager's face would make Mao Gou tremble. He didn't want to get an extra lunch box. The bonus for the first month was hundreds of dollars, and the two leading actors were in tears, and Mao Gou pushed them away from the bed.

"Sorry, I don't mean to make a movie! I borrowed it!"

The quilt was pulled aside, and Mao Gou reached out and wanted to take off the costume, but after he took it a few strokes, he was depressed again, damn it! The ancient white underwear I saw in Water Margin was nothing underneath, and his shorts were stripped off and replaced. Is this crew unethical enough? Is it obviously infringing on his privacy?

And if the beautiful sister in front of him helped him change it, he would reluctantly accept it. If it were this old man? Looking at the old guy with a gay face in his acting skills, Mao Gou felt chills when he thought about it.

All of them were shocked. The beautiful woman shouted incredibly for a while, "Jue'er, why don't you even recognize your mother? Mr. Wen, is this a young master now? What should I do?"

"Young Master, don't scare me!" The gay old man also slapped his thighs sadly.

The room was searching for his clothes. If he found his cell phone, Mao Gou would definitely take a picture of them. Although he didn't know which star he was, his acting skills were too strong and too dedicated. He could change his acting just by saying that he could change his acting! While admiring, Mao Gou walked out helplessly again while waving his hands.

"Sister, I still have to go to work in the afternoon! I have a bonus of more than 1,000 yuan a month. I really don't play an extra actor!"

"Ouch!"

He just turned around and said, "I didn't notice that Mao Gou hit a meaty thing at the door again." He, a shipyard worker, silly, directly staggered the man, and sat on the ground with his skirt tilted and his butt. Now, it seemed like he had stabbed a hornet's nest.

"Which little beast, I have something that my mother raises but has no mother's teachings, and I don't have eyes to hit my mother. I'm unfaithful and unfilial. I deserve to fall into the sea. The Dragon King of the Sea has no eyes, why did you confiscate you little beast! Oh, I've hit me to death!"

Mao Gou was stunned. This girl who was knocked down by herself and was definitely an acting person. At this moment, Aunt Xue, Mama Rong, and the old lady who had been in trouble for 30 years downstairs, who had been in trouble for the third ring and fifth suite, seemed to have suddenly attached herself to her. Her mouth was crooked and her eyes were slanted, and she was playing the role of her to the fullest. Mao Gou almost believed her sarcastic appearance.

"Mrs. Ru, okay!"

Mao Gou was stunned. The beautiful woman and the old man Qiqing on the other end also came out in panic. It seemed that the old man Qiqing seemed to be really not interested in women, and he didn't even help him. It was the beautiful woman who reached out to support her.

Unfortunately, she was ungrateful, and she was the little girl underground. The beautiful woman's hand was pushed away by her, and she jumped up, pointing at her nose and sarcastically sarcastically.

"If you can't lay eggs, you will hatch others. Tsk tsk, this is the one who is so weak that the women are not as good as those who are weak. No wonder the Grandmaster wants to be sent to Jiangsu and Zhejiang. It's annoying to stay in front of you. Fortunately, the eldest lady has made a scheming in vain!"

"Madam, don't go too far! After all, the eldest lady is the main wife of the Grand Marshal. If you are so gossiped, you are not afraid of the Grand Marshal's blame!"

Finally, even the old man with gay love couldn't stand it anymore, and he reached out to the side and said angrily, "How come this house palace fighting drama has become more exciting here. He slapped in the face, and even Mao Gou felt it hurt. He slapped the old man with gay love with a big mouth, and the little girl was even more arrogant.

"The starving little thing, no one wants to burn the fire, how can you, a slut, speak? The handsome man blames it? Oh, now the handsome man sleeps in my room and climbs in my bed every day, and loves me so much. Unlike someone who is a yellow man who can't even give birth to a baby, you can also be jealous of a secret man!"

It seems that the beautiful woman and the old man in the gay love play the kind of virtuous wife who is not good at speaking and bullied. This is a house fight scene where a concubine makes a fuss. The little girl is possessed by Aunt Xue. The old man in the gay love covers her mouth and dares not speak, while the beautiful woman is simply so angry that she can't speak.

"That's the matter, director, please come out and shout! I really don't act!"

After watching the excitement for a long time, the sun was slanting to the forehead. She slapped her thighs and suddenly remembered that she had to go to work. She quickly waved her hands and walked out again, wanting to find her clothes and mobile phones.

Suddenly, the bullied two people were anxious again. The beautiful woman reached out to pull Mao Gou's sleeve in panic, and tears burst out from her big watery eyes.

"Jue'er, where are you going? Do you don't even know your mother?"

"Young Master! Oh, what should I do?"

The sarcastic woman was also a little stunned, but after a moment, she suddenly raised her head and laughed loudly.

"Hahaha, it's really a sight. This is a mother who has a mother but no mother's teachings. She is a spoiled man who kills her mother. She is a coward who can't take the knife and is crazy! It's so lucky for our Mao family! Haha~"

Bang~

With a crisp sound, the whole courtyard was quiet. The old man Qiqing's eyes were wide open. The beautiful woman holding Mao Gou's sleeves also looked unbelievable and tasted the slap in the face. The mean woman was even more shocked. After a full moment, the woman started shouting sharply.

"You, you are a coward and dare to beat me!"

"What's wrong with hitting you?"

Mao Gou was also extremely patient, and the flesh on his cheeks twitched, and he shouted in anger: "I say it again, I won't be an extra actor! Besides, why are you acting? Put it cleaner, just these vulgar lines still want to be released? Bah, what a fucking crew!"

"My clothes are here! My phone is here! I'll give it back to me quickly, otherwise I'll call the police and sue you for illegal detention!"

The aggressive and corrupt Mao Gou Yitong shouted, and he was really domineering. However, he ran out, not the apology or the director who shouted, and two cameras appeared. Instead, he even had a small hat in blue but his physique was almost as good as the two men in blue-robed hats, dragging Mao Gou's arms and walking out.

"Hey, what are you going to do? Let me go, otherwise I really want to call the police!!!"

…………

Plop~

He was thrown and pressed to kneel on the ground. Mao Gou grinned in pain and wanted to stand up angrily, but two servants pressed him to kneel on the ground again. He was so angry that he looked up and cursed.

"Are you a broken crew or a dark scenic spot? What else do you want to slaughter customers? I am a local. If you don't want to use your trick, please let me go quickly, otherwise I will go to the Tourism Bureau to sue you!"

I didn't see the camera or something like this. Mao Gou suddenly remembered that his buddy went to Yunnan a few years ago, but he was detained by local folk weddings. In the end, it took more than 5,000 to redeem himself. Now Mao Gou felt depressed. Couldn't this happen to him?

Here comes a place that looks like an ancient study room. Not to mention, the actors hired are really in place. An old man with a Taoist head, a headscarf, and a long pine crane gown is full of gloomy face. Hearing the two guys who look like big and thick are talking about something, these two guys are wearing good clothes, all of them are ancient armor made of iron leaves, and they are carefully crafted at first glance, and they are not sold for five or six thousand less. It is much better than the fake costumes worn by Mao Gou when he went to the Daming Palace and watched the warrior perform.

"Oh, Master, I'm not alive anymore. Look at this evil seed that I have a mother-raising but not taught by her, so I'm very unfilial! I'm going to visit him with kindness. I'm going to beat me, so you have to make the decision!"

"Master, it's not like that. Jue'er fell into the water and was flooded. She was unconscious and could not recognize anyone. In addition, she was the third sister..., then..."

As soon as the sarcastic woman came in, she covered her face and cried like a boneless one, and pressed against her long beard. When she saw that she was like an old man with a high position and a powerful position in the TV series, she was anxious and explained eagerly, and then she pulled the sarcastic woman and made a machine gun-like sarcasm.

It seemed that he was upset and without arguing, the old man with long beard suddenly swayed his sleeves in anger.

"Enough, shut up!"

"What the hell is going on?"

His eyes were full of fierceness, and the old guy walked directly to Mao Gou. The two bodybuilders also let him go at this time and stood up unhappily. Mao Gou made the old guy tremble again with fear.

That really has the temperament of a gangster who has killed someone and let it go!

However, if he loses, he will not lose. After a moment of timidity, Mao Gou's unconvinced temperament surged up again, and seven were dissatisfied and eight were yelling indignation.

"Who is this the hell, who are you?"

"The fuck is your father!"

His nose was almost crooked. The old man with long beard and bearded slapped Mao Gou on the forehead in anger, making him stagger.

There are also people who are unreasonable and scolding people? They are so angry that they come up with a brute force. Regardless of whether this old man is the leader of the scenic spot or not, Mao Gou tilted his head and said straight back with a straight sentence.

"I'm going to give you my fucking ancestors!"
Chapter completed!
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