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Chapter 291: The extremely boring Xiaoqing, the snake demon who wants to learn English

?? "It's boring, little Taoist, why are you braver? Last time I saw my true body, I was so scared that I was so scared that I was so urinating. How dare I not run away this time?" Xiaoqing saw that Duan Minghui was not afraid, so she took back her body and turned into a human form. She pouted and said dissatisfied.

"The same moves are useless to us Saint Seiya!" Duan Minghui said seriously.

"What did you say? What Saint Seiya?" Xiaoqing asked with confusion.

"Oh, nothing. I've seen your original body once, so I'm not afraid this time." Duan Minghui didn't want to tell Japanese modern animations to the female snake demon in Chinese mythology.

"Aren't you afraid that I will really swallow you in one bite? Last time I warned you not to get close to our husband Xu." Xiaoqing watched him try hard to pretend to be terrible. Unfortunately, Duan Minghui, who had become more courageous, not only did not think she was terrible, but also felt that she was a little cute.

"But I didn't get close to your husband Xu this time. I just watched the scenery on the mountain." Duan Minghui said.

"By the way, I've been staying in the valley, why didn't I notice when you got up to the top of the mountain? Look at your strength, although it has improved a lot from before, how could you avoid my spiritual sense and appear quietly on the top of the mountain? Tell me, how did you get up?" Xiao Qing was confused at first, and then he became vicious.

"You may not believe it. I was dumped by someone." Duan Minghui said seriously.

"I don't want to say that I'm going to be so bored. You might as well be with me." Xiao Qing said with a blank look.

Duan Minghui discovered that no matter whether it is a girl, a woman, a female ghost or a female fairy, she likes flying people to roll her eyes so much?

"What are you doing with you? Let's say it first, I'm not a person." Duan Minghui was so arrogant that he actually teased him. He regretted it as soon as he said that, for fear of angering the female devil.

"You are not a girl, what kind of body do you sell? Besides, what do you do when you sell art? Do you dance the master and dance the peach wood sword?" Xiaoqing was not as furious as he imagined, but instead turned his head curiously and said.

"Uh--Okay, I was wrong. But to be honest, I really know a talent show, although it may not be very good." Duan Minghui said.

"Oh, what talent show? Let's talk about it?" Xiaoqing became interested. Although she didn't quite understand some of the nouns mentioned by this strange little Taoist priest, she was too bored and just wanted to find someone to chat casually.

"I can sing, do you want to listen?" Duan Minghui said.

"I remember, when we first met, you sang a very good song. My sister liked it very much. Not only did she remember most of the lyrics, but she also re-composed the song. She often sang a wife and wife with Xu Xianggong." Xiaoqing said excitedly, and then said a little disappointed: "It's a pity that I can't sing. I'm born with incomplete tone. It's so ugly. No wonder men only like their sister who are beautiful, good at playing music, chess, calligraphy and painting, and can cure diseases and save lives--"

"Who doesn't like a beautiful ren wife?" Duan Minghui murmured in a low voice. Seeing Xiaoqing looking at him in confusion, he quickly changed his words: "Each carrot and vegetables, everyone has their own preferences. Some people like your sister type, and naturally some like you. You just haven't met the person who likes you yet."

"Then do you like me?" Xiaoqing suddenly asked bluntly.

"Ah? I haven't thought about this question much before. I think, maybe, maybe-" Duan Minghui was caught off guard by her surprise, and hesitated for a long time, but didn't say anything.

"Sure enough, you like your sister too. I knew that you men like women who are as gentle and generous as your sister, and are well-educated and polite as you. No one likes a rough girl like me who is not good at female arts and only loves martial arts!" Xiaoqing suddenly said angrily. With a stomp, the big bluestone under her feet, which was not afraid of being exposed to the wind and sun, cracked in half.

"It's not that I don't like you, but I have a girlfriend, so I can't fall in love with other girls anymore." Duan Minghui finally found a "legitimate" reason for himself and explained.

"What is a girlfriend? Is it a confidant of a girl? Why can't you like other women anymore with a girlfriend? Also, does girls mean girls? Do you look gentle and have a habit?" Xiaoqing said fussfully.

"Hey, don't talk nonsense, okay? Girls refer to young women, in our dialect, not girls! And those who like girls are called pedophiles, not pedophiles! The ones who like girls are like boys - dizzy, why would I explain this to you? In short, I am not pedophiles, nor is it pedophiles!" Duan Minghui said loudly.

"Who made your human language so complicated?" Xiaoqing, who was yelled, muttered, and then said: "Also, little Taoist, you speak so strangely, unlike others."

"What's strange about this? I have something even more strange, do you want to listen?" Duan Minghui said angrily.

"Okay, okay, let me tell you!" Xiaoqing clapped her hands. Before she knew it, she forgot that she always liked to pretend to be fierce in front of humans, and revealed her true nature. Although she is hundreds of years old, according to human emotional intelligence, she is just a girl between the ages of thirteen and thirteen and seventeen or eighteen.

",foolish!" Duan Minghui scolded her in English, and she was stunned when she heard it, and she had no idea what he was saying.

"You are just talking nonsense, are you fooling me?" Xiao Qing said suspiciously.

"How can this be? This is the words of an authentic Hu people from the extreme western regions." Duan Minghui patted his chest and said.

"The Hu people in the west speak this language? I don't believe it, so who can say such nonsense?" Xiaoqing said he didn't believe it.

"say." Duan Minghui said in English again.

"Oh, what are you saying?" Xiaoqing was curious and couldn't help asking.

"Say you are pretty!" Duan Minghui made a fool of himself.

"Good and smooth-talking!" Xiao Qing gave him a blank look, but her face smiled.

"By the way," she smirked for a while, and then said, "Tell me how to speak this Wu language!"

"Why?" he asked in confusion.

"Because I have been walking in so many places, I have never heard of this. Sister can't do it either. If I know it, I'm afraid that the only one in Da Song can speak like this except you!" Xiaoqing said excitedly. She probably felt that it was a very happy thing to finally have a "skill" that was better than her sister, right?

"It's not just the Song Dynasty. I'm afraid no one in the world can understand the English of this other world? Let's not talk about whether there is a British country in this world, even if there is one, I'm afraid their English is completely different from the English thousands of years later." Duan Minghui thought to himself, but agreed verbally.

Don’t teach me if I think it’s troublesome? How could he let Teacher Qing go to such a good opportunity?

He taught Xiaoqing a lot of modern English for a long time. Not to mention, the mind of this practitioner is easy to use. Even if he memorizes it completely, Xiaoqing remembers several common phrases and sentences in this short time.

Duan Minghui began to imagine the beautiful scene where she and Bai Snake were talking wildly in English, and the latter was completely at a loss.

When he felt that he had learned almost the same thing, the relationship between the two was getting closer, and finally he couldn't help but reveal his true purpose of trying to please her: "Well, Xiaoqing, you see, we are all so familiar with each other, we are friends, I have taught you so many things, you see, can you teach me some practical little spells too?"

"Hmph, I know that you have a purpose to please me so hard! Tell me, what do you want to learn from me? Seeing that you are so hard to make me happy, as long as you can teach you, I will be sure." Xiaoqing said generously.

"Sister Qing, Teacher Qing, I'm just waiting for you to say this!"

Duan Minghui said happily.
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