Chapter 214: Transcending the Thunder Tribulation Tree Demon Grandma Will Yan Chixia be the teacher
When Xia Houwu was in a bad mood, Duan Minghui decided to meet the world's number one male supporting role, Yan Chixia, a big bearded man. As a result, when he went to Lanruo Temple, he found that the big bearded man was sleeping with alcohol, holding a big jar of wine in his arms.
"This guy is so big! He can sleep in such a place full of ghosts and monsters! But this guy is a little wise, his soul is much less powerful than his body, but his aura is much sharper than his own. It's probably because he is a sword cultivator." Duan Minghui thought to himself, not wanting to make him sleep soundly, so that he won't get up and get angry, and have a quarrel with him, and turn from a possible friend into an enemy.
He left the temple and walked behind the temple. After only a few dozen meters, he saw a large banyan forest, which was almost a mile away. At this time, the heavy rain had just stopped and the sky was still dark. The whole forest seemed gloomy and terrifying.
"What a deep demonic aura! What a powerful majesty! Isn't this tree spirit already perfected and reached the realm of thunder tribulation? This must be the case. Otherwise, its cultivation level in the original work is obviously higher than Yan Chixia, but it still needs to absorb the man's selves. Apart from using the man's pure yang energy to neutralize the excessive yin attributes on its body, so as to survive the thunder tribulation more safely, there is no better explanation." He said to himself, but he retreated.
It is often said that demons harm people and eat people. In fact, not all demons harm people and eat people. Apart from those good demons who are kind by nature and do not like to harm people, even those demons who eat meat and do not kill animals, except for the initial stage of refining essence and turning into qi and opening the stage of spiritual intelligence, humans with higher intelligence have more meat than other blood and qi, but orcs with poor wisdom have higher cost-effectiveness, eating human flesh is not more cost-effective than eating other animals' meat. First, it is difficult to catch and is unsafe. Second, the qi and blood are not as good as other wild animals.
As for women and lewd men, they suck penis, except for some lewd women who are lustful by nature and some ignorant little monsters who "respected people and flattered people", only women who are pure yin or have heavy yin and lack yang will do this for the sake of practice. However, these female fairies often have low strength and cannot find a better partner to attack. Moreover, when they become strong, they no longer need to suck men's penis. After all, although the lewd people's penis is replenished, they have too many impurities, so it is better to suck spiritual energy directly to practice.
In addition to using men's essence, women's eighteen as the source of spiritual energy, some big fairies will also absorb the essence. **. However, they are preparing for the tribulation to replenish the deficiency of yin and yang in their bodies. Therefore, the demons in the world are either small fairies who have transformed into essence and qi, or old monsters who are about to cultivate their souls to overcome the tribulation.
The tree demon grandma obviously belongs to the latter. Her soul cultivation is higher than her, and she is dozens of times stronger than her. Duan Minghui couldn't help but give in.
However, his actions were still a step slower. Two tree vines that had quietly surrounded him at some point suddenly broke out, tied him up tightly!
"Haha, grandma, I just passed the thunder tribulation and was so weak that I didn't expect a delicious meal to be delivered! I am so happy-" A voice of men and women came from all directions of the woods. It's not the most **oss here, who is the tree demon grandma?
"Huh, it's so dangerous, so dangerous! Fortunately, I used the substitute puppet technique in time, otherwise I would have to suffer a big loss! Alas, I thought I was already good at strength and could roam around, but I didn't expect that just a small tree demon almost killed me. Not to mention that there are more powerful underworld stone demons behind me, the Centipede Demon, the National Master of the Capital." Outside Lanruo Temple, Duan Minghui stroked his chest and said fearfully.
"Ah, it's you again-" A terrified voice screamed behind him, then turned around and ran back. He looked back and saw who wasn't Ning Caichen's unlucky child?
"What are you running away?" Duan Minghui, who was in a bad mood, shook his body in front of him and said sternly, scaring the scholar to sit on the ground with a thump.
"Don't, don't kill me, I'm just a poor scholar, no money--" the scholar begged, shook his hands and begged.
"Get out! If I hadn't been soft-hearted and wanted to help you, would I have made such a mess? Are you still howling here? Do you believe it or not? "Duan Minghui shouted angrily. The scholar Ning Caichen closed his mouth obediently with horror.
"Who is yelling here? Do you still let people sleep?" A rough voice came from the temple.
With a creaking sound, the door of Lanruo Temple opened. A drunkard with a big forehead, a bearded man, a tall sword-brow, and a sloppy drunkard walked out in anger and shouted at the two of them.
Ning Caichen, who was frightened by Duan Minghui, rolled and crawled behind the drunkard as if he had seen his relatives, pointed at Duan Minghui and said, "He, he is an evil way! You can **!"
Duan Minghui was so angry that before he could speak, he heard the drunk man with a fierce appearance say, "What's the best thing to be afraid of? Who can't be afraid of this world? And he is afraid of him, don't you know how many times more people I've killed than him? Are you afraid of me?"
After saying that, Yan Chixia made a ghost face. Not to mention that he was evil, this ghost face was as straight as Zhong Kui, no worse than an evil ghost. Ning Caichen was so scared that he was shocked and then rolled back behind Duan Minghui.
"What, aren't you afraid of me anymore?" Duan Minghui scared him.
"Although you killed several people, they are all robbers and bad people. I am not a bad person, you shouldn't kill me." Ning Caichen said tremblingly.
"I know what else are you afraid of?" Duan Minghui opened his eyes, turned around and bowed at Yan Chixia and said, "I have met fellow Taoists in Shimatsu Mingzi."
The bearded man quickly shook his hand, "I am not a serious Taoist priest, I don't understand your etiquette. My name is Yan Chixia. This friend, you are good."
"Ha, that's right. I'm not a serious Taoist priest. We're close to each other!" Duan Minghui laughed, and then clasped his fists and showed etiquette in the world.
Now Yan Chixia took it and clasped her fists back to a standard martial arts ceremony, "Haha, wouldn't it be over like this? Okay, you can see that you are also a generous person and have the ability. I, Yan Chixia, have just been in the process of enlightenment and are worried that I can't find a companion to communicate with you. If you don't dislike it, why don't we have a good drink?"
"I can't ask for it!" Duan Minghui laughed and gave in to Yan Chixia to enter the temple gate. Before entering the door, he turned around and said to Ning Caichen, who was hesitating, "I haven't come in yet, are you waiting for the wolf to be eaten?" At the right time, a wolf roar sounded in the forest in the distance, which made the scholar hurriedly follow the two of them and enter the temple.
When Yan Chixia saw that he was also in, she frowned and said to Duan Minghui: "Why did fellow Taoist ask this scholar who is powerless to come in? Can't we see that this place is unsafe?"
"But it's not safe outside. It's getting late now. What's the difference between letting him stay outside as a weak scholar and letting him die? On the contrary, in the temple, you and me are protecting him, saying that he can't protect his life." Duan Minghui said with a smile. Yan Chixia nodded when she heard this, and said nothing more. She let the two of them into the west wing where he lived.
Lanruo Temple has been in disrepair for a long time, and the main hall has long been dilapidated and cannot be entered. Only the east wing rooms can barely live in. The east wing rooms are in a better condition, so Yan Chixia chose the east wing rooms as her residence.
The temporary residence of an old drunk man was naturally not very good. Fortunately, everyone was not a particular person. Yan Chixia picked up the wine jar on the bed, pulled out two gap bowls from the corner, and prepared to pour wine for Duan Minghui, but was stopped by the latter.
"Wait, fellow Taoist wine, but I also need to do my best to drink this wine! A little trick is not worth mentioning, so please give me a smile." After Duan Minghui said that, he pointed his fingers, and two clear springs appeared over the porcelain bowl out of thin air, landed in the bowl, wandered around, washed away the dirt inside, and then poured it into the void from the other side, disappearing.
"Friendly Taoist methods! This Five Elements Water Technique, the old Taoist can't do it!" Yan Chixia, the bearded man, praised loudly.
"My little technique is not praised by fellow Taoists. However, I saw that fellow Taoists were full of sharp sword energy, and they showed that their sword skills were superb, but they made me envious." Duan Minghui intentionally or unintentionally raised the topic to his cultivation.
"I also learned the sword-controlling technique by chance by martial arts. In addition, I learned a few wild fox Zen from an old monk. There is nothing to envy." The bearded man said modestly, but obviously he didn't want to talk about his cultivation skills, but instead talked about other basic principles in the cultivation.
Although Duan Minghui's basic principles seem to be very bad compared to Wang Daoling and Bai Snake, it depends on who he is comparing with. Now compared to the bearded Yan Chixia, he is much stronger, almost all of him explaining to the bearded man. The more he talks, the more he becomes more and more involved. Ning Caichen, the scholar beside him, felt drowsy when he heard it, and finally couldn't hold it anymore, so he sneaked out and ran to the east wing to sleep.
Of course, the two of them noticed his small movements. However, they were still within their spiritual consciousness and didn't care much. They were still talking about Xuan and Dao and talking loudly. Before they knew it, it was midnight in the moon.
A sudden scream came from the east wing room. The bearded man who was talking was getting excited and wanted to get up with a "Huh?", but was stopped by Duan Minghui opposite him.
"It's okay, just a group of mummies, who can't kill him. We don't have to rush to take action, maybe this is his opportunity." Duan Minghui said with a smile.
"Fellow Taoists know how to do the divination technique, I think it's what it counts. Since fellow Taoists say that, I won't care. Anyway, if this book is alive and dead, the sins will be on your head!" Yan Chixia showed her voice without any concealment.
"Haha, I'm on my head! No wonder fellow Taoist has been the chief constable for life, but he can't be promoted. Fellow Taoist, you have a straightforward personality. If you don't get hurt by those treacherous ministers, you're already a good fellow Taoist!" Duan Minghui laughed. He saw the bearded man's personality and was not afraid of offending him. As expected, the bearded man just laughed when he heard this, "Does those bird officials want to harm me? It's just that they can't catch criminals without me, so they can't handle the job, so they tolerate my bad temper!"
The two continued to drink and talk about Taoism, but they really ignored the life and death of the scholar in Ding Xiangfang.
As in the original work, the scholar Ning Caichen was like a group of mummies under the floor who were sniffing the aura of strangers. After tangling with each other without any danger, he successfully escaped to the water pavilion in the back garden of the temple and met the erotic ghost Nie Xiaoqian. The two played the piano and talked about love, and they were in love with each other. They had a lot of teasing and entanglement, and they wanted to welcome him but they were still left.
"Oh, I'm drunk and I have to take a nap." Yan Duan and the others were talking in a hot mood, and Duan Minghui suddenly said, then he leaned against the wall and started to snore.
Yan Chixia smiled: "If you don't take action, I can't help but take action! But it seems that this fellow Taoist is really not a bad person! But what good results can a human-ghost fall in love? Alas, it's a bad fate." After saying that, he leaned back and fell asleep.
Chapter completed!