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Chapter 618 Peach

Cooking wine on rainy days is like an outing on sunny days. It is a way of leisure for life.

However, Jia Qing thought that this cooking wine and enjoying rain was fake, and teasing Liu Laolao was real!

"Girls and grandmas, just play with yourself. Don't worry about me, I won't do this!"

As the formation was set, grandma was about to run away. She was not afraid of drinking, but when Wang Xifeng mentioned the order to drink, she panicked.

They farmers are busy with their livelihoods all year round, who has ever played this!

"Don't be afraid, let's just play a simple game!" Wang Xifeng pulled her over and comforted her.

Shi Xiangyun was quite proud of the old and poor, so he said, "Then let's fight!"

As soon as he said that, Daiyu frowned and opposed: "That's too vulgar, I won't come!"

Liu Laolao shook her head repeatedly, her hands swaying like a paddle, and said, "No, no, no, I don't know how to fight for the mother and the public..."

"Puchi..." Everyone laughed.

Li Wan said, "Grandma, what she is talking about is playing boxing."

Liu Laolao's eyes lit up and she said, "It's good to punch, I can... the two brothers are good, the five leaders..." Liu Laolao gestded as she said. Just for a moment, it's better to say another sentence: "It's good to punch, but don't let that guy fight with his mother..."

Everyone fell down.

Baochai couldn't help but smile and said, "If there are so many of us who fight, it would be too noisy and I'm sorry for the chilly spring rain. As far as I'm concerned, we are crowded, so it's good to play the drums and pass flowers. It's elegant and fun, and simple. How can you say it?"

When everyone heard this, they all said that Baochai's proposal was right.

Although Daiyu felt that it was not satisfactory, she had to do so.

Liu Laolao stopped talking at this time. First, Wang Xifeng kept holding her, and she knew it was difficult to hide. She probably knew that the two were passing the flowers by beating the drum. It seemed to be a game that depends on luck, and she could barely accept this...

"There must be a punishment..." Li Wan added the rules.

"The loser just needs to drink a glass of wine and tell a joke!" Wang Xifeng looked at Liu Laolao and showed a malicious expression.

"This is good, this one, I won't change it." Xiangyun concluded.

Jia Qing never expressed any opinions from beginning to end. It was also a pleasure to appreciate the laughter and joy of the sisters at home so quietly and listen to them talk loudly. At this time, Youyou added: "We have only a dozen people in total. It's better to have more people playing with this person, so let's ask Zijuan and the others to come together."

Naturally no one objected to this proposal, so maids with higher status such as Zi Juan also joined in, and a total of more than twenty people were gathered.

Wang Xifeng pressed Liu Laolao to Li Wan, and she turned around and sat down, but she happened to sit between Xichun and Jia Qing. Jia Qing looked at her and clearly saw the provocative meaning in her eyes.

Jia Qing turned his head. Daiyu was still sitting next to her. This girl was too smart. It would be bad if she saw any abnormal movement...

The circle is a little bigger, and the atmosphere is really happier than before.

The drum was placed in a corner of the pavilion, and a blindfolded maid was responsible for beating the drum. A maid had picked a del Tang flower, and Wang Xifeng held it in her hand and said, "The sound of the drums came out." Then the sound of beating the drums sounded in the field.

Wang Xifeng quickly passed the flowers in her hand to Xichun. Xichun also quickly passed the flowers out like a hot potato...

It was soon completed in one round and the flowers were passed to Jia Qing.

"What are you doing? Give it to me..."

Wang Xifeng stretched out her hand anxiously, Jia Qing smiled faintly, waited for a breath, and saw the maid's gesture of beating the drum, and when the drum sound stopped, he stuffed the flower into her hand, and pulled her for a moment, causing her to lose her last chance to take action.

"Ha ha."

Everyone laughed.

Wang Xifeng stood up and protested loudly: "This is not counting, he did it on purpose!"

Jia Qing smiled and said, "Why don't you count? I originally saw that this flower looks beautiful and I took it to appreciate it, but I will give it to you if you insist on it."

"You..." Wang Xifeng was so angry that she had to argue, but unfortunately everyone judged that she lost and was not allowed to cheat.

It was hard to beat everyone's mouth, so Wang Xifeng had to admit it. She couldn't help but push Jia Qing, and even pinched him, saying that it was pinching. Jia Qing felt like he was taking advantage of him, because she obviously noticed that her fingers took the opportunity to scratch his waist...

I drank a glass of wine and told a simple joke before I finished it.

At the beginning of the second game, Wang Xifeng originally planned to retaliate against Jia Qing as usual, but considering that she might not succeed, and she wanted to see Liu Laolao appear to be embarrassed!

So it was not passed on in reverse, but it was passed on to Xichun, and then gave the little girl standing next to the drum-beating maid a pointing look. The little girl understood and said something with her ears. When the flower was about to be passed on to Liu Laolao, she suddenly pulled her friend's clothes.

The drum sounds stopped.

Liu Laolao didn't hand it out, and she stood up embarrassedly when she noticed the trick. She never thought that anyone had planned to plot against her. After all, the maid who was beating the drum was blindfolded. Everyone was paying attention just now, and no one noticed the actions of the maid outside the court.

Wang Xifeng stood up with a smile, deliberately took a large glass of hot wine and poured it on Grandma Liu, saying, "Come on, Grandma, drink the wine first, and then tell us a joke, don't make our stomach hurt!"

Grandma Liu begged for mercy and said, "Grandma, I'll drink it, so I'll save you jokes. How could I tell any jokes? What we ordinary families say is very vulgar. I'm afraid that it will stain the girls' grandma's ears..."

"Hey, what are you afraid of? No matter what he is vulgar or not, just say it."

Liu Laolao is also a person who can afford to lose. When she heard this, she did not retreat. After drinking two sips, she remembered a joke she had heard and remembered.

"In our village, there is a **-year-old child who is called Erdan because he is a family of Erdan.

There is a large family at the east end of the village, a family with a height of several miles. There is an old lady in this family who has a birthday of 90 years old. Her family celebrated her birthday and invited two or three people from the villages in front and behind to celebrate her birthday.

Erdan's father also took him there. While eating the mat, Erdan suddenly pointed to the big and round longevity bag (Shoutao) on the mat and asked his father loudly: Why do we want to eat this longevity bag that looks like a butt?

Suddenly everyone was panicked on the scene. Erdan climbed onto the table again, grabbed a birthday bag, tore it apart, and shouted: Daddy, there is still feces in it..."

Liu Laolao still has a way of talking, and the jokes are very vivid. Unfortunately, after she finished speaking, she found that it was not as effective as they did when they first heard someone else tell this joke.

She was still wondering if what she said was not good enough, and then she saw several girls leaving their seats at the same time, running to the pavilion, holding them on the fence and retching...

Wang Xifeng endured it, couldn't help it, and helped Jia Qing retching twice, wiped the vomit with a veil, and then stood up and looked at Liu Laolao who looked at him at a loss.

This joke is really...

Amazingly powerful!

Who hasn't seen a birthday bag? Not to mention, it looks a bit like... Bah bah bah bah bah!

Wang Xifeng suspected that she would never dare to touch that thing again at the birthday party, and would even have concerns if she ate other buns...

She is like this, it is conceivable how she feels like Daiyu and others at this time.

Just as the rain stopped, Daiyu vomited for a while, and asked Zijuan to help her out of the pavilion into Nuanxiangwu.

Daiyu is like this, and the others, including the maid, are not much different. Those who haven't left also look at Liu Laolao with a look of groggy expression.

Everyone was thinking: This old guy dared to bring such vulgar jokes to our mansion...

Only Jia Qing did not change his expression from beginning to end, and even laughed. After experiencing the baptism of vulgar jokes compiled by countless great god-level figures in later generations, he naturally would not have any discomfort with this joke.
Chapter completed!
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