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Chapter 835 Continue to laugh

"Hahaha, I'm so laughing to death, hahaha..." Chu Xia's smile gradually became stiff, and in the end she couldn't laugh.

Zhuang Rou asked, "Why don't you laugh anymore? I'll feel relieved if sir is so happy."

The atmosphere in the house was quite awkward at this time.

"..." Chu Xia looked at her, and there was a war between heaven and man in his mind. He felt something was wrong. This guy was really angry.

Suddenly, he hugged Zhuang Rou so hard that he said excitedly: "I thought I would never see you again. I could see the little monster for the last time, and I would die without regrets."

"It must be that God heard my prayer that he sent you to me."

Zhuang Rou sniffed twice, she would not be fooled, "It's not God, it's me. Seeing that the adults are so lively and have a good spirit, I'm afraid they won't die within fifty or sixty years."

"No, you don't know. I was forced to take a big insect egg by the national teacher. It has hatched into an insect and is entrenched in my body. It can kill me at any time." Chu Xia hugged her and shook her head vigorously.

Speaking of the sadness, he added strength to his hands, "I am not afraid of death. All I am afraid of is that I cannot meet you before I die. Now that I have my wish, I will never regret it even if I die."

Then, he held Zhuang Rou's shoulder with both hands and asked affectionately and anxiously: "Before I die, I have something to ask you."

"Am I your lover? How much do you love me? Do you miss me when you are outside?"

"I dream of you every day. If you don't believe me, please touch me and see how fast my heart beats because of your arrival."

Chu Xia took Zhuang Rou's hand and was about to put it on his chest, but he paused and moved it to his face, saying affectionately: "I want you to remember my face and don't forget what I look like."

After seeing enough of the tricks he played, Zhuang Rou finally spoke: "No need to touch, I can hear it. The adult's heart beats normally and does not get up quickly."

This is embarrassing.

Chu Xia is worthy of being a little clever ghost. He suddenly untied his clothes and said with melancholy and sadness in his eyes: "The little monster doesn't believe in my wishes, so I can only devote myself to you and let you see my sincerity."

Seeing that he quickly shook off his outer shirt and even took off his pants, Zhuang Rou quickly covered his eyes with one hand, stared at him through the gap wide of his fingers and said, "Okay, I believe you can't do it!"

"You really don't want to try it. I want to prove it to you. I haven't been seduced in Ningyang City." Chu Xia said seriously, holding her pants.

Zhuang Rou's eyes were wide open in his fingers, as if he was about to move, but after staring at him for a while, he said, "You don't dare to borrow the ten courage of yourselves. If you really dare, you will be the first eunuch prince of Dahao."

"What? Long time separation is better than a newlywed. Isn't you really going to try?" Chu Xia began to lift her pants in disappointment.

"I can't get enough insects." Zhuang Rou muttered, "Sir, please put on your clothes. What's going on with your lips? Is it because of the insect?"

Chu Xia secretly breathed a sigh of relief. He thought he was going to be beaten, but fortunately he escaped with his wit and beauty.

But she was a little disappointed. She, a coward, didn't dare to come.

After finishing his clothes, Chu Xia said casually: "When Mo Zuo went out today, he brought back a basket of mulberry fruits. The King of Japanese did not eat this kind of thing. But today I was a little bored, so I tasted it, and it tasted a little more."

"Why don't you eat it on weekdays? You can see it, which affects your demeanor and is indecent." He licked his black lips, his tongue was purple-black, and he didn't know how much he ate.

And because he was in danger of his life, he began to call himself the king again.

Zhuang Rou pursed her lips and held back the anger in her heart. She had a lot of adults and didn't care about the sick. "So Xiao Ran and the others reported the letter to the adults. Do you deliberately pretend to be dead and scare me?"

"Hate, why do you mention such harmless things? I heard that you are very powerful outside, but why do you think of me when you come back? " Chu Xia quickly changed the subject, and he didn't know why he was just kidding. Zhuang Rou was so serious, which was not like her on weekdays.

It turns out that he is a person who loves to commit suicide. Zhuang Rou looked at Chu Xia, who is like nothing, and she had already been restless because she learned that there were bugs in her body.

"I heard from my brother that the lord ran to the national guru and asked for worm eggs to eat, so I rushed back to collect the corpse for the lord. Seeing that the lord was still breathing, I wanted to use internal energy to save the lord, but I didn't expect that the lord suddenly sat up."

Zhuang Rou said quietly: "If you hold on for a while before you sit up, then I can collect the body for you with my own hands."

Chu Xia was stunned. He didn't expect Zhuang Rou to know about this, nor did he expect that she heard it from Zhuang Xuewen. He wouldn't tell me.

Based on his understanding of Zhuang Xuewen, that guy didn't refuse, but he was still a little worried about it. He would never tell it out and let Zhuang Rou come to save him.

Of course, the most important thing is that Zhuang Rou doesn't obey orders at all and does what she wants. In such a dangerous place as Ningyang City, she will inevitably cause trouble everywhere.

Chu Xia said dissatisfiedly: "I clearly told him not to tell you this, and I am a little untrustworthy."

Zhuang Rou said, "Mr. Zhuang said, I wanted to kill her, but my brother seemed to be reluctant to let it go, so he could only get hurt."

"But I have already put my word down. If she appears in front of me again in the future, I will kill her life, and it will be useless to protect her brother."

Chu Xia was very happy. She was indeed looking at her, and then she asked with a smile: "Are you venting your anger for me?"

"Yes." Zhuang Rou glanced at him and said dissatisfiedly: "I killed someone for the adults and came thousands of miles to deworm them, but the adults said that they were black and purple and pretended to be dead and scared me."

Why did he mention this again? Thinking that he was extremely dangerous at that time, he could only beg Zhuang Rou for mercy and calm down before talking about it.

Zhuang Rou was very angry because this idiot almost died at his hands, and almost scared her to death at that time. Now she is still scared and wants to beat him up so that he can remember it.

"Sir, call Xiao Ran and the others here. I will not make any mistakes when I help you deworm it." What else can I do if I have such a person on the street? Zhuang Rou can only endure it. She can't really beat him to death.

Chu Xia hesitated for a moment, "Now?"

Zhuang Rou asked inexplicably: "Why, the lord and the bug are still in love with father and son, and they are reluctant to expel them?"

"Bah! I am afraid that you have just returned to Ningyang and are tired from the journey, so I want you to rest for a few days first." Chu Xia said angrily.

Zhuang Rou thought that it would be fine. As long as he did less of a quest for death, even if he was thinking about himself, he would have to be killed by him one day.

She waved her hand and said, "No, I came back from sleeping all the way in the carriage, not killing me. I am very energetic and a little leisurely."

Chu Xia looked at her as if she had just discovered it, "I actually changed my personality. I realized that little monster, you are dressed up in your daughter's house today, and it seems that I am not used to it."

"I don't care that you are not kind and virtuous. You can just be as good as you like, so you don't have to please me like this."

Zhuang Rou wanted to leave a little. There was no good person here to deworm. There was only a bad person who died early and benefited him. "Forget it, don't deworm it anymore. Anyway, it's a trouble."

"Don't, don't leave. I don't want to deworm it anyway. I can't bear it for a day." Chu Xia quickly blocked her, shouted out, and Xiao Ran appeared at the door, as if he had been standing at the door and eavesdropping.

Zhuang Rou was used to it and was too lazy to care whether he had listened to it all, and explained the deworming process to Xiao Ran clearly.

She had to be more careful, otherwise there would be some pain in deworming. If the little prince struggled, he would be eager to protect his master for a while. If he gave her a little, it would be two lives.

Xiao Ran knew that she had a hundred years of internal strength and knew how difficult it was to deworm it. He had tried it, but he didn't dare to do it at all.

You cannot control the insects in an instant. As long as it struggles at will, it can turn the little prince into a fool.

"It's better to find a few people who have been hit by the insect eggs and try it out." He said with a hint. After all, Zhuang Rou is not very reliable.

Zhuang Rou inserted her waist and said, "Don't worry, if the little prince dies, I will go with him to be a husband and wife in the underworld. If I miss it, I will serve him for the rest of my life."

"...Thank you very much." Chu Xia was very moved. The little monster was not afraid of death, nor was she afraid of death. She had to keep crying.

If you really want to deworm, you have to prepare it all.

The little prince seemed to eat a little egg, and it was definitely not easy to remove it. Moreover, his skin and tender flesh were afraid of pain, so he would definitely scream like a ghost in a while.

"Why do you have to do this? Would it hurt?"

"I think something is wrong. What if I do this in two days?"

"Wait first, I will go out to pay tribute."

"I think Xiao Ran's proposal is good, so I'll catch a few people first to try it out."

Looking at the little prince who was tied firmly to the bed by himself, but his mouth kept talking, Zhuang Rou thought for a while, grabbed his handkerchief, and stuffed it into his mouth without saying a word.
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